I only like you as a paper man

The moment you finish your meal, you regret it—why did you give your Fedya Kiss sea view room to Mr. Dostoevsky! ?That's your favorite sea view room! ! !Although there is no such thing as Dazai Laowenjiao and Chuye Laowenjiao, and no one is even worth a tenth of it, but after all, you are howling every day, "Whoever proposes to me with 50 Fei Jiaqin's 35 theater version Baji I'll marry someone right where I am" sea view room! ! !

"What's wrong, Chacha, regret is written all over her face now."

"...I have no regrets! I am different from you, Mr. Dostoevsky. I will do what I say!" Even if my heart is bleeding, I must do it.

Forget it, you will think about your sea view room badge later, as long as you find a few more shopping agents to help you pay attention when sweeping the streets, or ask a few more OTAs for daily coal stoves (equivalent to Japan The base friends of Xianyu) will help you keep an eye on it, and you will be able to buy several more soon.

Now, you should do what you should do, and that is the duty of being the owner of a popular milk tea shop.

Just after the sea-view room incident, you told Tuo Si about your troubles—although you felt that you shouldn’t ask Tuo Si for troubles and discussing such matters with anyone, but you accidentally slipped your mouth again.However, fortunately, it wasn't a strange trouble, even if I told him, it wouldn't be a big problem.

Facts have proved that Tuosi is not fooling people all the time, at least when facing your problem of "the supply of milk tea shops is in short supply, and there are too many shop assistants but cannot fill them all", he also combined simple and easy-to-understand examples to enlighten you—— —

"I remember you were playing a mobile game called "Tomorrow's Ark"?"

"Yes."

"Then... when you can't put all the tired operators into the dormitory, what will you do?"

"Wait for the previous fatigue to recover before putting the rest in?"

"... Indeed, this is also a solution, but it is inefficient."

"You, a cloud player, have the nerve to call me inefficient!"

"Please don't be angry, this is just a metaphor... Faced with the assumption just now, is there a better solution?"

"What is it?"

"Expand the infrastructure." Tosi replied to you.

Although you really want to complain about Tuosi: Haha, you are indeed a cloud player, and the number of rooms that can be expanded in the infrastructure is limited!

But forget it, he's right, it's just a metaphor.

Your current troubles can be summed up very simply: there are too many customers and shop assistants, but the milk tea shop is too small.

So, as long as you buy the store next to it and expand it.

It's a pity, you are not good at dealing with people and negotiating. It would be great if there are reliable paper people here, such as... Hasebe.

In fact, there are still a few candidates in your mind, such as Nakahara Chuya or Kunikida Doppo, but their hair color is too dazzling, you are afraid that if they pass by, they will be treated as protection money by the uncles and aunts next door.

The most reliable candidate present today is actually Osamu Dazai. Sure enough, there is no harm if there is no comparison.

After all, Tsurumaru, Taiko Bell, and Gogol definitely won't work.

Akutagawa doesn't work either, it will become a scene of intimidation!You can even imagine the scene where Akutagawa went to negotiate—"Transfer the store, or I will cut off your little thumbs."

Don't be able to negotiate a good price with the other party.

What about Sigma...?Ah, it feels good, he should be very good at this kind of thing, why don't you talk to him about letting him wear a wig... No, wait a minute.

Toru Amuro! !You have the magic weapon Toru Amuro in your store! ! !Is there anything else he can't do besides having children! ?

Just as you were thinking about it and walking to the store with Tosi, you received a call from Dazai.

"What's wrong, Dazai-san?"

"Ah, I just wanted to tell you that what you were worried about has been settled."

"...Huh??" You are completely out of the situation.

"Chacha is worrying about the expansion of the milk tea shop?"

"That's true, but how could Mr. Dazai know..."

"After all..." Dazai imitated your usual tone, and said the next sentence, "I am Dazai!"

"Okay, you win, then what?"

"Just now I got banned... No, when I took the opportunity to go for a stroll just now, I happened to see the barber shop next door subletting it in tears. I thought Chacha should be thinking about this kind of thing, so I went to help Chacha talk That's it."

...? ? ?

You are too versatile, Mr. Dazai! ! !

"What about the price?"

"I've lowered the price a lot, it's this number..." Dazai paused, and then said, "However, I think Chacha hasn't investigated the housing prices nearby, after all, Chacha doesn't care about such things The price just mentioned is about [-]% of the market price."

"How did you talk about only [-]%!?"

"Trade secrets."

You were a little worried, so you asked Tuo Si beside you to confirm: "Is what he said true?"

"I think it's okay, Chacha."

"Really……?"

"There should be no need for Dazai-kun and I to lie about this kind of thing, Chacha."

"The ghost knows whether you will reach an agreement in private for the common benefit, so pretending to be helping me is actually trying to trick me!"

"What common interests?" Tosi asked.

"That's of course the common good of skipping work," you reply.

Tosi: ……………

In the end, you decide to trust them, after all, in this regard, you are the least reliable person.

You told Dosto, you need to rush back to the milk tea shop now, Mr. Dostoevsky, you can walk back slowly alone.

In this regard, Tosi said that he was going home.

You ask him why again.

Tosi replied, because it is no longer necessary.

You don't know what Tuo Si is talking about again, and you don't want to think about it, so you take the take-out paper bag from his hand and wave your hand to let him play.

When you ran back to the milk tea shop, you were already out of breath, as if you expected to become like this, Dazai prepared milk tea for you in advance to quench your thirst.

You drink it without thinking, and the impactful taste like a meteorite hitting the earth spreads infinitely in your mouth, and you feel that your whole body is sublimated to the essence by this taste.

However, this is in someone else's store, and you can't do things that will damage your face and smash your own brand, so you have to swallow it patiently.

You put the money into the Alipay of the barber shop manager, signed the contract, and after solving a series of matters, you finally couldn't hold back your curses—"Osamu Dazai, what did you give me to drink!!!"

"It's just milk tea...?"

"Have you ever drank milk tea that is 10 times heavier than salt water!? Didn't you really mean to trick me!?"

"...Speaking of it." I don't know if I didn't notice it or if I didn't notice it, Dazai answered you like this, and threw the pot to the other suspects who were not there, "This cup of milk tea was made by Tsurumaru."

………………

Fine.

Tonight I will have stewed crane meat.

After Amuro Toru worked hard for four hours without yelling that he was tired, you finally couldn't stand it anymore and replaced him from the front line, and let Sigma and Dun go to the cash register.

It is said that several customers cried in front of Sigma when they were cashing out.You even kind of want to dress up and go to the queue, because you want to cry too...!

That's right, this is the effect of Chapter 76. Even though Chapter 77 is about to be updated, everyone's enthusiasm has not diminished in the slightest.

No, why are you queuing?Obviously you hugged Sigma and tried to pass on motherly love to him right away!

You sneaked out of the milk tea shop with Amuro, and before you left, Amuro specially made you a cup of his special milk tea, you were very moved.It's also special milk tea, why does Amuro make it so delicious! ?

Although he doesn't work as a cashier, as long as he stands in the store, people will keep asking "Can I let Amuro take an order", which is very embarrassing.

Fortunately, there is a back door to the milk tea shop. If you come out directly from the front door every time, probably the whole team will disperse and come forward.

... This, this makes it look like a celebrity picking up a plane! ! !You think about it, maybe in the future there will be things like [Sweet date photos of the well-known milk tea shop clerk XXX and the shop owner leaked out] on the WB...!

Forget it, everyone is not a public figure anyway, if there is an illegitimate meal, you must call the police!

Wait a moment.

...The illegitimate fan, isn't that you?

No, you are not a bastard!After all, you only love paper people!This is different! ! !

Amuro is quite interested in other worlds.

You and him are chatting while wandering around, in the eyes of others, you are a couple on a sweet date.

"I'm sorry, I asked you to come to the store to help out because I was upset when encountering time travel. You should have a good rest at night. If you order takeout, you don't have to cook!"

"It's okay, please don't pay too much attention, Miss Chacha, it's just a job in another place. As far as I'm concerned, I also want to thank you for providing me with a place to live."

I don't know if Toru Amuro has noticed it, but even if you don't provide him with a place to live, the people who want to take him in can form ten circles around the earth.

"It's okay, my family only has the advantage of being big!"

"..." You can be regarded as a rich woman speaking, right?

"Haha..." Amuro changed the subject, "However, it's really surprising that I am a paper man, even I didn't expect this..."

"That is to say!" you replied, "From the moment I first met Mr. Dostoevsky, I was thinking, how could such a thing happen to me? Am I some kind of Jinjiang Mary Sue?" The heroine in the Otome novel...Actually, am I a character person!!!"

"Indeed, this possibility cannot be ruled out." Amuro did not deny your nonsense, "After all, everything about the observer is unknown."

"It's okay, it doesn't matter." You pulled Amuro's sleeve and led him into a suit shop, "Would you like to buy a suit, Mr. Amuro, I think a suit is very suitable for you!"

"Although it is true that I should prepare some change of clothes, unfortunately, I didn't seem to bring cash when I came here."

"It's okay! I'll give it to you! I've covered everything!!"

——I am a rich woman, this is my baby boy.jpg

If Milk Cream was there, she would complain: Chacha, isn't your behavior just that of a scumbag who took a man's money to support another man! ! !You scumbag! ! !

The author has something to say:

Tuo:……?Shouldn't your little boy be me

Zai: ...From the setting point of view, it should be me anyway! ?

Tuo: And his face looks... not white at all.

Not in vain.

Brackets physics.

...By the way, in fact, the old famous sayings around Tuo are more valuable, but Chacha still prefers the 35 theater version www