I only like you as a paper man

As for Dazai Osamu who was taken out of bed by everyone early in the morning and tried in public, Dostoevsky of course chose to watch.

He stood at the outermost layer of the crowd, and his whole body was now a Snape applauding.gif emoticon package.Of course, on the surface, he was still the same as usual, just leaning against a corner of the living room with a slight smile, and then applauded wildly in his heart——Okay, Dazai Osamu, you have today, and he is finally not the only one who was judged in public.

This inner activity is nonsense, please don't take it seriously. (Draw

"Hey—why did you drag me out of the quilt and handcuff me so early in the morning—" Dazai tried to win sympathy with his innocent expression and voice, but in vain.

"What happened, don't you have a B number in your mind?" Unlike Tuosi who chose to watch the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, Zhongyuan Zhong also resolutely jumped out and decided to do justice for the sky, and became the presiding judge of this trial.

"Could it be that the pudding that Zhongye put in the refrigerator last night was stolen?"

"!?" The presiding judge was also shocked, and rushed to the refrigerator to confirm... His pudding is really gone! !

"Damn you, that's the pudding that the milk cream left for Chacha, and you, a water ghost, ate it!!! What kind of compensation do you owe Chacha!!!" Zhong also really wanted to punch Dazai Osamu on the spot, but he Hold back, after all, the punishment will not be implemented until the trial has a result.

"Mr. Nakaya, let's quickly get to the point." Kunikida, who was silent for a long time, pushed his glasses. Of course, Dazai's trial would not be without him, "Miss Chacha just came back and needs to rest."

"Kunikida is right." Hasebe also stood up, and today he must do justice for the sky.

One of the trials - what did Osamu Dazai do to you.

Ms. CC’s testimony: I was handcuffed to the bed by Mr. Dazai as soon as I crossed.

Witness Mr. ZYZY's testimony: I witnessed the scene of the incident, and it is true.

Mr. Kunikida, the judge, heard this, his jaw dropped to the ground, and even his face turned red.

When the judge, Mr. Hasebe, heard this, his surface remained calm and unchanged. This was because his expression changed so quickly that ordinary people's naked eyes couldn't keep up with it, so it looked exactly the same as standing still.

"Dazai——! Although I know you are this kind of person, I never thought you could be this kind of person!!!" Kunikida slapped the table.

"No need to say much." Hasebe pulled out his knife (although he didn't need to pull out the kitchen knife at all, but he still did it habitually), "If you think about it carefully, there is no need to judge at all, no matter who hurt the Lord There’s only one end in sight.”

"Tuosijun, Tuosijun, I bought you a new hat!" Gogol followed Tuosi and stood in the corner of the crowd, conjuring a green plush hat out of nowhere, "Dangdang ——Look, it is the most suitable hat for Tuo Sijun in the world!"

"Thank you, you don't need it." Tosi was expressionless.

"But having said that." Gogol shook his head, and with one movement the green plush cap disappeared again, "Like this—'I traveled to the past only to find that we already knew each other', isn't it the hero and heroine? Will it have a plot?"

"...This is a kind of solidified thinking, Mr. Gogol." Tuo Si kindly reminded.

"Then here's a question--Jun Tuo Si, are you really the hero!" Of course Gogol knew this, but he chose to ignore Tuo Si.

"I hope you don't always ask about meaningless topics like this, Mr. Gogol." Tosi turned his head and glanced at Gogol, "If she is the heroine, then of course the hero is—— "

"Her Fedya kiss."

Yes, Dostoevsky hit the mark.

when you--

"Osamu Dazai handcuffed you to the bedside", "Osamu Dazai used you as a bait and threatened your life", and "Osamu Dazai sent you rice ball hairpins with ulterior motives" and other issues, and finally concluded the trial Yes——although your body/body did not suffer any harm in the end, but his actions deeply impacted your weak heart.Even if the serious crime is death, you can't really do anything to him. The result of the trial is-let him stand in front of the milk tea shop with a red cloth on his head for three days. Of course, he must hang "I beg you!" Buy my matches.jpg", doesn't he like to compare himself to a princess in a fairy tale?

——After the matter came to a conclusion.

You shouted "I'm going to explain to my Fedya that I really didn't cuckold him" and ran back to your room.

"Look." Toss said to Gogol again, "I told you I don't need it."

"...Mr. Tuosi." Gogol pretended to be surprised, covering his mouth, "Don't you know Mr. Tuosi—"

"...?"

"Because I think I'm in the right palace, if I'm always on the safe side, it's easy to overturn, Tuo Sijun...!!!"

"…………"

Tosi cast an expression on Gogol that you said yes, so be it.

You traveled through the whole week, and as a result, you spent the whole week paralyzed at home to recover the energy and energy you consumed in the other world.

In the afternoon, you were woken up by a knock on the door.

In a daze, you let go of the hand that hugged Fei Jia's body pillow on the bed.

"Come in, Mr. Dostoevsky."

You know it's him, after all, he and Gogol are the only ones who skipped work today.

If it had been Gogol, it wouldn't have been like this, just a light knock on the door, probably accompanied by his shouting your name.

"What's the matter?" You are still obsessed with the comic plot, clutching the quilt to cover your body in pajamas, looking at him with some resentful eyes.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to disturb your nap." Tosi closed the door and put the teapot and teacup in front of your computer desk.

What he said is true, if he knew you were going to take a nap, he wouldn't wake you up.You have been missing for a week (although Dazai and he both know that you have probably time-traveled), he thought that when you came back, he would give priority to replenishing the things you left behind this week.

For example, what comics are updated, and what is the progress of the game.

"I think you were tortured by Dazai-kun, and you should need a good rest, so I prepared one for you by the way." Tosi gave you a cup of tea, elegantly like a professional you have only seen in animation Same as Deacon.

"...Why do you have the expression of seeing a ghost, Chacha." When Tuosi raised his head and saw your surprised expression that was about to petrify, the smile on his face disappeared along with you.

"Are you really Mr. Dostoyevsky???" You imitated the way everyone in "Detective Conan" tried to tear the face of others in order to determine whether it was Kidd's cross-dressing, without hesitation Pulled Tuo Si's face.

no change.

So you intensify—

"Of course I am myself." Tosi frowned, "Please stop, Chacha, it hurts."

"...Then do you have a fever?" As you said, you touched Tuosi's forehead with one hand, and put the other hand on your own forehead, "The temperature seems to be about the same. Could it be that I have a fever with you?" gone?"

"Unfortunately, neither you nor I are sick." Tosi moved his eyes to the other side, he was afraid that you would yell if you found yourself in pajamas.

"I know, the tea is poisonous!"

You clap your fists and solve the case quickly.

...You are right, tea is indeed poisonous.

Tuosi didn't say this, what he actually meant was - Chacha, you are really poisonous.

He didn't even know what kind of expression he should put on for a while, so he had to keep his expressionless face in the end.

"No, Chacha. If you need verification, I don't mind taking a sip first."

"...just kidding." You said, taking the teacup from Tuosi's hand, "Even if you poison me, it won't do any good, and if you want to say it, you have no reason to poison me. Pretty much the other way around.”

You took a sip of your tea and said, "But don't think that I'll forgive you!"

...Okay, you are still angry after all.

In fact, he knew that the manga of Wenhao Xiaoyegou was updated today, so he asked Oda Sakunosuke if you had any abnormal behavior early in the morning.

Oda replied, "No, it's just that you were hugging Sigma with a sad expression early in the morning, and Gogol complained that you were green... Is there anything strange about it?"

Although... there is nothing strange about it.

He probably knows where the plot you are seeing is now, and he doesn't even need to try to trick you.

As for why I asked Oda Sakunosuke instead of Sigma or Gogol... I can only say that it is more reliable to be a person who has no grievances or enmity at this time.

"Then...who are you mad at?"

Tuosi asked knowingly.

The smile finally returned to his face.

It's not the same as usual, it's a joking smile.

"Of course I'm angry with you!" You hit Fei Jia all over him with your backhand, and now you don't feel bad anymore, after all, your Fei Jia is also an accomplice.

By the way, your Fei Jia Papa has been cleaned by Hasebe.

"And what about your dear Fedya?"

"It's not a good thing either!!!" You are furious, "I want to unfollow!! I want to unfollow now!!!"

"...Be careful, the tea will spill out." Tosi stopped you.

"Anyway, throw him down first."

Tosi hesitated for a second.

After seeing you kick Fei Jia's pillow off the bed, he felt relieved (?).

"It's still too late for me to change to a paper boyfriend!!!" You gulped down the tea in grief and indignation.

Tosi calmly took the empty teacup in your hand, put it on the table, and asked you, "...Who do you want to replace?"

"It can be changed to anyone, anyone is more reliable than him!!!"

"...Then, how about Osamu Dazai?"

I thought that being hurt by Dazai in a different world was ugly, and you were lured by him to follow you several times before, but you refused one by one. After hearing this, I will definitely say: Then I might as well continue to follow my Fei Jia Kiss it! ! !

Unexpectedly, your answer to this was——

"I'd rather be a fan of Osamu Dazai now!!!"

……

It was really hard for Gogol, who was eavesdropping outside the door, to hold back his laughter.

If only this were the original world, he thought.

In this way, he can use his supernatural ability to put a cuckold on Dosi by himself.

The author has something to say:

Tuo: ... (Calm down, of course I'm still very stable. Probably.

Zai: Chacha——!Leave that man—!Come to me—! (open arms

Tuo: ……… (I’m so weak.jpg