I only like you as a paper man

You open your eyes.

familiar ceiling.

Familiar room.

The familiar face of Fei Jia's kiss.

You grabbed your cheek and couldn't help shouting "It hurts", it seems that you are not dreaming.

You're back.

You jump up from the bed, anyway, first check if there is nothing wrong with the people around your sea view room.

OK, all right, hooray!

Then, you pick up the phone on the bedside table—it still has 80% of the battery... Today is September 9th, you count, and you have traveled through a whole week, and a whole week has passed in the real world .

Why!Why do paper people travel through time without affecting their own lives, but when you travel through time, it will consume your own time and life! !

Wait a minute, it's number 4! ?

You were so excited, you shouted "Fuck", and quickly clicked on Bilibili comics-yes, the comics of Wenhao Xiaoyegou have been updated! ! !

What's the point of traveling to the world of Wenhao Xiaoyegou? Are there any comics written by Wenhao Xiaoyegou? ?No! ! !

So you quickly read the update of Chapter 76 of the manga of Wenhao Xiaoyegou.

Then, your face goes dark.

When you were in a different world, you had fantasized countless times, and the first thing you would do after returning to the real world must be to tear Dazai Osamu with your hands.Even if you don't have that ability yourself, you can ask your dear Fusangshen to help you tear him apart, and maybe you can ask Candlestick to make you a mackerel dish.

However, when you read this month's manga update, all you want to do is——

We must find a way to tear Mr. Dostoevsky apart.

...Why is he able to do it! ?That's Sigma!That's Sigma Baby! !How could he do it! !Are the Five Decays of Heaven and Man a one-time item? Why don’t you just throw one or two away after you’ve used them up? ?

... Well, I'm sorry, he is indeed such a man, and it is not surprising that he would do such a thing.

... Isn't this even more annoying! ?

...Dun Dun!You really are a good boy! !It's totally different from that crumb rice ball! ! !

...Why is it gone, have to wait another month!

——This is how you feel after watching Chapter 76.

Calm down, calm down, you have to calm down, Chacha.

Thinking of this, you calmly punched Fei Jia's pillow on your bed.

Another punch.

Then another punch.

If you express strong dissatisfaction with a certain character because of the plot of the manga, the extremely clever Mr. Dostoevsky or Mr. Osamu Dazai must have some clues from your reaction.

It takes patience.

You changed out of your pajamas, and deliberately changed into the outfit you wore when you traveled to Wenhao Xiaoyegou, hoping that Dazai would have some B numbers in his heart.

When you open the door, you find Yaoyan standing outside your room, he greets you: "Morning, general, how does it feel to be home?"

"The gold nest and the silver nest are not as good as your own doghouse." You replied, then turned and walked into the kitchen, and said to Hasebu who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen, "Hasebe! I'm back!!!"

"...It hurts!" Hasebe, who was chopping vegetables, was excited and accidentally cut his finger. Fortunately, the force was not strong, and he was not injured.

Hasebe put down the kitchen knife in his hand, took three steps and made two steps towards you again, holding your shoulders tightly with both hands, fearing that you would disappear again: "My lord? Is it really my lord??? "

Before you could answer, Zhong, who was helping Hasebe at the side, also rushed towards you: "Hello, Chacha?? Is that really you?? Are you back???"

——Why is Mr. Chuya so worried about me after a week? ? ?

You wonder.

"Yes, it's me, I'm back!" You replied, "...Yeah, I didn't know how to do it, so I crossed over and wandered around in the world of Wenhao Xiaoyegou."

"Over there, I will protect the general." Yaken interrupted || into your conversation, "Mr. Oda Sakunosuke also takes good care of the general."

Maybe it's because of his former master Oda Nobunaga, he is reluctant to call only Oda Sakunosuke's surname...I always feel a little subtle.

"Really, since Yaoken is here, I can feel at ease..." Hasebe thought for a while, and then looked at you with a worried expression, "In this case, then, did the Lord suffer any grievances over there? ?”

"Yes!!!" You were so angry that even after a whole week you were still holding grudges, you couldn't hold back and hit the wall next to you, "That guy Dazai handcuffed me as soon as he came up Handcuffed to his bed!!!”

Yaken Toshiro, who has heard about the ins and outs for a long time: This kind of thing did happen, there is no problem.

Chuya Nakahara, who feels that this kind of thing is familiar: How many girls has he handcuffed to his bed? ? ?

It was the first time I heard about this kind of thing and misunderstood Hasebe: Tai Zai Ji You Give Me Die!

Before you can explain the ins and outs of the whole thing, Hasebe disappears like a light.I can use my knees to figure out what he's doing—Osamu Dazai, you're done.

"Mr. Chuya, I'm sorry to make you worry." You didn't go to Hasebe immediately, but thanked Chuya.

"...you should contact Nai Shuang quickly, she will come to ask for someone every day." Zhong Ye replied.

As he said that, Chuya recalled the scene a few days ago——

Because you haven't replied to the message or answer the phone for a long time, and you were in a terrible mood when you separated from you last time, she came to your house to look for you worriedly, but found that you disappeared out of thin air.

When everyone was very worried (even Dostoyevsky was a little worried, of course, this is just a CP filter in Milk Cream's eyes), only Osamu Dazai made sarcastic remarks leisurely , which means that you are sure to be fine.

With Osamu Dazai's words, Detective Milk Cream immediately locked on the prisoner.

Osamu Dazai, it must be your fault!

Osamu Dazai said leisurely: "What about the evidence that says I'm a criminal?"

Cream: Momentarily speechless.jpg

Well, she thought that the final result would be that Osamu Dazai knelt down and shouted that the murderer was me, but unexpectedly, she got stuck at the step of evidence.

Zhong Yuanzhong on the side did not forget to complain: "According to this, isn't Chacha the victim!?"

Milk Cream: "Chacha was a victim in the first place!"

Chuya thought: ... No, I'm talking about the kind of victims who have turned into corpses! ! !

This kind of drama plays out every day.

You obediently listened to Chuya's words, and dialed Nairhuang's number.

"Tea-tea-!?? Is it really Chacha!? Are you okay!?" Even though you turned the volume of the phone receiver to the minimum, Milk Cream still let out a cry that was not lost to Skuvalo, " Is it because Conan has time-traveled, so everyone is bluffing me with a bowknot voice changer!?"

"Where's the bowknot voice changer? Where's Conan...! If Conan really came, I'd have to announce the discovery of the dead body... It's me! I'm sorry for making you worry!" You apologize, explaining, " But it can’t be my fault, I don’t know that I can time travel! Or travel to the world of literary giants and little wild dogs!”

"Grass, you really encountered this kind of thing that the protagonist of Jinjiang Marysu will experience!!!" Nai Shuang exclaimed, and then asked you four souls, "Who did you meet! What happened!? Did you get a man!? Did you get fucked by a man!?”

"Although... let me tell you, do you know how much Dazai Osamu is too much???"

"Wait a minute, which Dazai are you talking about? 15th or Heishi or Butei or Chief?"

"Black time slaughter."

"I will mourn for you for three seconds first." Although you couldn't see it, Milk Cream still used the other hand to draw a cross-like shape on her chest, "What happened to you?"

You hesitated for a few seconds: "I traveled to his house and was handcuffed to the bed by him."

"What!?? You made a lot of money!! I'm so sore!!! What did he do to you!! Tell me now!!! I want to hear it!!! Can't wait!!!"

"Wait a minute, shouldn't you complain about Tuo Si being green at this time?"

"Grass! Who cares whether the hat on his head is white or green if you can listen to such an exciting story!!"

"Give me some dignity, please? The promised Fei Jia kisses my CP fan!! How can I eat the candy from the house!!!"

...Look!You knew the conversation would turn out like this!You know so much cream! !

"...If you want to blame, blame him for not being able to live up to it! I was starved to death and went to the doctor in a hurry to eat food from everyone else. A horse that was overstretched to death was bigger than a camel!!!"

"Don't change the common sayings, please!!! And Hei Shizai handcuffed me to the bed...Although it sounds like a car show, but there is no P!!! He handcuffed me to send me to dismantle it The family’s Zhongyuan Chuya!!! I even cleaned the house for him!! Did I owe him anything in my previous life!??”

"...haha." Nai Shuang just read out the word haha, without actually laughing at all, "Dazai Osamu, you really have it. Let Hasebe tear him up quickly. As the saying goes, a gentleman revenges ten times." It's not too late."

"Hasebe has already gone."

"So you and Mr. Dazai have known each other for so long??? What kind of Marysu buff is this??? Is it too late for me to switch to a CP now!?" Milk Cream was very annoyed.

"It's too late...so you have to be firm!!" You can't wait to crawl over the phone line and grab Nai Frost's collar, although there is no such thing as a phone line, "And I met you on the street. Dostoevsky!"

"What!? And then!? What's his reaction!? Is my CP going to give out sugar!?"

"You just wanted to run to demolish the house and now you know that this is your CP!? No... what does Mr. Dostoyevsky have to do with me! I only like Fei Jia kiss!!!"

"What the hell! Then?"

"...nothing and then, I just accidentally bumped into him. It's gone."

Milk Cream made a hasty sound, thinking that it really couldn't be moved.

You chatted a little more, then you hung up because you heard movement in the living room.

You sneak into the living room and find Dazai handcuffed to the sofa with gloves you found somewhere, and other people stand around him and surround him tightly.The moment they saw you, most people gathered around, saying it was great that you were fine.

The moment you saw Sigma, you couldn't help but rushed up and hugged him, holding back your tears desperately.Your baby Sigma is really miserable... How could Dostoevsky be so cruel!

"Cha, Miss Chacha!?" Sigma was startled, not knowing where to put his hands.

"At this time, you just need to touch your head." Oda Kato, who is quite experienced in this matter, said.

Gogol watched Sigma begin to comfort you obediently by touching his head, and couldn't help clapping his hands: "It's so green, so green, Tuo Sijun."

Before the trial(?) starts, you run to the refrigerator and get a can of Sprite to drink.

It happened to meet Dostoyevsky who came out of the room belatedly.

"Ah, Chacha." It has been a whole week since the last accident, he thinks you should calm down and figure it out, after all, you are not a child who will obsess over this kind of thing, plus...that incident It was just an accident.

"It's better for you to be safe than anything else." Tosi said again.

What Dostoevsky didn't expect was that you just "hummed" at him, and then left angrily without looking back.

Tosi: …………………………?

The author has something to say:

Tuo: It's really difficult for me.

Zai: Save—life—ah——

Weaving: ... (Although I really want to help you, I don't think I can do anything.

Σ: ...It's great that Miss Chacha is safe and sound.

Guo: This is like saying mom, it’s great that you are fine!

Σ: ...?

Chapter 76 is actually an October update, I adjusted the text and put it in September...