I only like you as a paper man

"……………………?"

"... What do you want to do by tilting your head and casting a suspicious look at me?" You tilted your head along with Tuosi, saying "I knew you were deliberately using Osamu Dazai as a shield, so I just turned against you." The careful thought of "come" is hidden in the bottom of my heart.

"Are you sure you want to fan Dazai-kun?"

"is it not OK?"

——This dialogue is the same as "You broke up with me just to be with that man?" "What's wrong?"

Gogol, who was eavesdropping outside the door, complained wildly.

"Are you sure you want to follow a scumbag who is a well-known bandage waste device and suicide madman in Yokohama?"

"...?" This time you cast a puzzled look at Dostoyevsky, "Wait a minute, Mr. Dostoevsky, what's the matter with your answer! You shouldn't be able to answer 'well, I have no Do you have the right to interfere with your personal choice' or something like that!? You will be complained about by OOC, do you know that!?"

"...The so-called OOC is just that the character's behavior or language exceeds the observer's prediction. There will be a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people. Haven't you heard of this sentence?"

"Of course I've heard of it, Mr. Dostoevsky. But in our case, rather than thinking 'There are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people', we still feel that 'There are only a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people'." There are far more people who can have a 'Hamlet'."

Tuo Si, who is often cast as "does not understand you foreigners very well", finally has the opportunity to cast the gaze "does not understand you people from another world very well" to others!

"Okay...but you didn't tell the truth, aren't you the same, Chacha."

"...I really can't beat you, Mr. Dostoevsky." Finally, you can't bear Dostoyevsky's gaze anymore, after all, you are a girl, even if deep down in your heart you feel that the man in front of you has no emotions or desires at all. I don't care if you wear this kind of suspender pajamas, but you and Tuosi talked face to face for a long time, and you still feel a little bit ashamed.

You get out of bed, open the closet, find a coat and put it on.

You will never satisfy the man in front of you.

"Don't you continue to rest? I think your fatigue has not been relieved..."

"There is a kind of tiredness called your mother thinks you are very tired."

"..." At this time, whether he answered "I'm not your mother" or "I'm not your mother", it was very strange, and Tuo thought about it and closed his mouth.

"I have more important things to do, Mr. Dostoevsky."

"What is it?"

"I decided to climb the wall from Fedya Kiss to Gogol."

As you said that, you opened the door, and your gaze met Gogol who was eavesdropping in front of the door.

"what."

"Eh."

You two look at each other.

Not even Gogol expected to be named.

Tosi has not had time to say to you, "I advise you better not to", after all, if Gogol has an arrow on you, it will cause death.

Gogol felt the hostile gaze cast by Tosi on him (this is Gogol’s unilateral filter for Tosi), and replied to Tosi, "Don't worry, Mr. Tuosi! A friend's wife can't be bullied! I am I will never betray you! Who made Tuo Sijun my only true friend!" eyes, and then——

"Hey—is Chacha finally going to abandon her unworthy boyfriend—!" Gogol circled around, turned behind you, put his hands on your shoulders, "Let's go on a date before it's too late!"

"Mr. Gogol." Tosi's voice was a little colder than before.

"Ah, Mr. Tuo Si, you can advocate free love now." Gogol replied to Tuo Si with a smile, "I told Mr. Tuo Si this morning, you are easy to overturn."

you:……? ?Overturned? ?What rollover? ?What car overturned? ? ?he can drive? ? ?

Gogol added: "In addition, I am a weirdo who doesn't play cards according to common sense and longs for freedom. Indeed, in the thinking of ordinary people, this is an act of disloyalty...but I just want to break through this so-called A cage of moral consciousness, become a free bird."

"Mr. Gogol, I personally think..." Tuo Si snorted, squinted his eyes and looked at him with a smile, even if you were out of the situation, you could tell that Tuo Si was a little angry at this time, "It's exactly Because you are not bound, but you are too free in another world."

...?

you sure?

Mr. Dostoyevsky, are you sure what you just said is "you are too free"?

You thought to yourself, you can't let go of such a good opportunity.So he quickly took out his mobile phone from his coat pocket, turned on the music player, and played BGM for them——

"How can I bear to blame you for making a mistake~I gave you freedom too much~[music symbol]"

"……………………"

"……………………"

Then both Gogol and Dostoevsky are silent.

In your heart: ...Although I don't know what you are talking about, although I seem to smell the smell of Shura Field, it must be my illusion, but in short, let's play this BGM first.

"Chacha really knows how to joke—☆" Gogol first broke the silence (gan) silence (ga), smiled at you without saying a word, and threw a WINK at you, "I like Chacha the most. La!"

Tosi: ...

Anyway, silence continued.

"Oh oh oh... oh oh--! If--" Gogol actually said that he likes me--! !

When you turned your head subconsciously and saw Tuosi's completely gloomy face, the silly smile on your face also froze there.

"Let's go, Chacha, you've already dated Tuo Sijun and Dazai-jun, it's too unreasonable not to go on a date with me right now☆!"

...Why are you so happy that "☆" appears at the end of the sentence! ?

"Chacha." Tuo Si, who continued to release his low air pressure, finally spoke, "You need to rest."

...? ? ?

You take a look at Tosi, who seems to be able to crush a bear with his aura, and then at Gogol, who has a background of flowers and stars that only appear in shoujo manga. Now only the word brain earthquake can express it. The shock in your heart can only be expressed vividly by the pupil earthquake. gif emoticon package.

——? ? ?This, this is the legendary Otome Shura Field! ?Now if I tell you this is not you, you will be more shocked, okay! ?Why, why!How could Mr. Dostoevsky get into a relationship with Gogol because of a girl (or yourself)!Aren't you two good buddies and good friends? ?Is it because of setting!Because this story is essentially a love story about an otome, so even Mr. Dostoevsky, the invincible demon who doesn’t have emotions and desires, and doesn’t seem to know boki at all, will he have some love brain arrows for you? ! ? ...that's right!It must be so! !All are set pots! ! !

"What are you talking about, Tuo Sijun." Gogol snapped his fingers, "Chacha of course wants to change her mood now."

……

You are caught between the two, in a dilemma.

This kind of multiple-choice question reminds you of the scene when Nai Shuang invited you to skip class and go to an Internet cafe to play online games in junior high school.

If you're asked if you want to go - of course you want to go!

Then why not go - because if you go... Although you will be happy for a while, you will have to face hell next.

That's right, hell.

You don’t know why Dazai and Tosi had a “worry consultation meeting” in the prison. For Dazai’s question “What should I do if the maid in the coffee shop doesn’t obey me”, The answer of the devil Dostoevsky was—"Let her lose her job and residence, let her cut off contact with her family and break up with her friends, so she will take the initiative to pester you." .

In this regard, have you ever said something to your friends, "I am willing to divorce for Fei Jia's sake!!!".

……

Now I regret it, I regret it very much.

In this situation, even Ran Tangli can see that Tuosi is really angry, okay? ! !

I don't know whether it is out of fear of him putting pressure on you, or some other inexplicable emotion, after you struggled a lot, you finally answered them and said——

"I, I still want to continue to rest, I'm very tired..."

"Hey - Chacha doesn't want to fly with me! Just leave this room and you can enjoy an unparalleled journey of freedom." Gogol said before Tuosi again, "On the contrary... if you choose If you stay here, I'm afraid you can only stay in the cage for the rest of your life."

"I, I'm just tired and want to sleep, Mr. Gogol." You deliberately pretended not to understand what he was saying, and even yawned, "...just talking nonsense with Mr. Dostoevsky I'm even more tired after a long day, so I'll save your invitation until next time."

"What a pity—" Gogol took off the hat on his head, waved to you, and closed the door, "Then I'll go wandering around in the free world alone."

Then, you heard the sound of the door in the entrance opening and closing.

In such a huge family, only you and Tuosi are left in the room surrounded by Fei Jiaqin.

"There will be no next time." Tosi withdrew the low pressure he exuded, and his expression eased a lot.

"No matter who or how I get along with you, it has nothing to do with Mr. Dostoevsky." You pouted and sat back on your bed.

"...Yes." He only answered your two words, then bent down slightly, and gently smoothed your messy hair that hadn't been taken care of since you woke up, "Good boy, have a good rest .”

You "hummed" again, retracted into the corner between the bed and the wall, and hugged Fei Jia's dear one-size-fits-all pillow—your pillow was carried back to the bed by Tosi kindly before you opened the door.

"I haven't forgiven you yet."

Tosi pretended not to know that you were actually angry at the comic plot, not the previous accident, and threw all the blame on the latter.

"Well...even if I tell you 'then how do you want me to apologize', you will think that I will not say such a thing, Chacha."

"Of course, you can't do anything that's not like you."

"Then... how do you explain your current behavior?" Tosi had a relaxed smile on his face, and he didn't panic at all—how could he play off because of his overconfidence, "No Did you say you want to break up with your Fei Jia and change to a paper man?"

"...It's not about changing clothes, how can you just change it at will." You continued pouted, "If you can change it at will, wouldn't it be like my kiss to Fei Jia is not sincere at all!"

It may be that you are really exhausted, and you didn't find the contradiction in Tuosi's words at all - he clearly said "how do you want me to make amends", but now the subject of the topic has become "Fei Jia kiss" .

"What are you going to do, Chacha?"

"...Of course I digest it by myself." As you said that, you hugged Fei Jia's kissing pillow even tighter, "He is that kind of person, and it's only natural that he would do such annoying things. What I like is Fei Jiaqinqin himself, of course Fei Jiaqinqin must be himself! These are just his routine operations..."

—but what did my baby Sigma do wrong again! ! !

"But if you like me, what can you do!!!" Who didn't love a few scumbags when they were young! ! !

"...Sorry." After a long while, Tosi finally said the word.

You were taken aback, although you didn't say this to him just now, but for a moment, you seemed to have the feeling that your confession was rejected.

"...What you just said has been silenced, Chacha."

The author has something to say:

Guo: ...I broke my heart like an old father!

Zai: ... why hasn't it passed today (I beg you to buy my matches.jpg

Tuo: ... (Mr. Gogol, you are indeed a pro-teammate.

By the way, as a friendly reminder, what Chacha said is not actually a spoiler——