I only like you as a paper man

The third day Ango fell asleep.

You suspect that Dazai bought a cheat.

In other words, if there is a god in this world, then the god must be quite partial to this man who makes countless women (here includes countless women in Two-dimensional and three dimensions) cry.

Since becoming your own home or milk tea shop, checking the number of people present every morning has become one of your daily tasks.

You look at your living room, the dining table and coffee table are full of people... You now understand how Sawada Tsunayoshi feels, what's going on!Why on earth did it become like this!Give me back my daily life——!

the most important is--

"Why has Mr. Dostoevsky gone back twice, but you have never dropped the line!?" You turned desperately to Dazai who sat next to you and ate canned crab early in the morning. shouted.

"Because of love~" Dazai sang and answered you.

"How many times have I told you not to use Internet buzzwords indiscriminately, Mr. Dazai!!"

"Cough...cough cough, as expected of Mr. Dazai." Akutagawa covered his mouth and coughed twice towards a place where no one was around.You pray that he will never fall ill, and he will not be so stupid as to make a date with the surrounding punks (if there is one), and if he is injured or sick, the medical expenses will not be a fortune small amount……

And you can't even get Medicare.

"Stop bragging about him at a time like this, okay!?" Zhong also held his temper. To be honest, if it wasn't at your house now, and the Hong Kong gangsters and the detective agency didn't have any reason to start a war, he would really like to put Dazai was beaten up.

Think about what happened after asking for leave yesterday, so he will be angry!

"I seem to understand Miss Chacha's feelings..." Atsushi looked at the group of people in the room with black lines all over his head. It would be fine if there was only Akutagawa or Dazai alone, but it would be a nightmare when the two were together.

"Human tiger! How can you-!"

"Akutagawa, you...! Mr. Dazai, please help me..." Atsushi cast a look of help to Dazai.

But Dazai pretended not to see it.

"Don't fight at mealtime okay you two!?"

In the end, the one who stopped Akutagawa was Nakahara Chuya, a Hong Kong gangster old lady.

He broke his heart for this problem child.

Akutagawa didn't want to take off his black coat, which made you go to ten shops around to buy him the thinnest short black coat, and coaxed him with sweet words before he would change into it. take a good bath-

"There is an automatic cleaning device in the lower room..."

"There is no such thing!"

"No new towels."

"I bought it for you."

"The water temperature is too high, it's hot."

"Why don't you turn the handle for temperature adjustment!?"

— There was a conversation like this last night.

In the end, it was Atsushi Nakajima, the only remaining reliable man left by the writer Xiaoyegou, who rescued you and Zhongya.

"Miss Chacha, I heard that Mr. Dazai hates people who don't take a bath."

"...?" You froze for a moment, wondering if there is such information in the formula book?

It took you three seconds to react, and then you started to sing with Atsushi: "That's right! It's written in the formula book! The first thing Mr. Dazai hates is people who don't take a bath!!!"

Akutagawa, who was standing at the bathroom door, glared at you both, gritted his teeth and muttered "Mr. Dazai", and then closed the bathroom door heavily.

"... Sigh, this child is too difficult to raise." After recalling the scene last night, you ate a mouthful of preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and sighed.

"Isn't it?" Zhong also followed you and sighed.

"Mr. Nakaya and Ms. Chacha are like a couple raising a child..." Dun blurted out.

After these words solidified the atmosphere at the scene, he waved his hands and explained: "No... sorry! I didn't mean that!"

"...It's okay, Dun Dun, this shows that Mr. Chuya exudes the brilliance of motherhood."

"???" Before Zhong also had time to warn Atsushi, "It's too rude to say that", a new word worth complaining hit him again, "Why is it the glory of motherhood!? At least it is also a father!?"

"Chuya, you admit that you are Akutagawa's father?" Dazai patted Atsushi on the shoulder and laughed.

"Cough... my father has already died in Huangquan."

"Although this is the truth...but in this situation, why does it sound like you're cursing me, Akutagawa!?"

"Mr. Ranbu, please don't just eat sweet buns." Looking at problem child No. [-] on the other side of the table, "Picky eating is not a good habit."

"...Chacha." Luanbu squinted his eyes, "You didn't even eat a bite of vegetables for dinner last night! You have no right to call me a picky eater, a famous detective!"

"...It's not that I didn't eat vegetables! I just didn't see it!!"

"Ah, that's fine! I know you're a problem child too!!" Zhong also shook his head helplessly, feeling like a nanny here... No, no matter how you say it, he's still a babysitter!

"My lord, listen to me!" Qing Guang who had finished his breakfast on the other side of the sofa suddenly came over and said to you in a grievance.

"What's the matter, Qingguang? Did someone bully you? If Mr. Dostoevsky bullied you, I will beat him up for you when he comes back next time!"

"Although, but... Master, you can't beat him, right?"

"It's okay, Kiyomitsu, we can call Hasebe and Candlestick Kiri to play him a mixed doubles!" Hearing this sentence, Hasebe and Candlestick Kiri spoke very cooperatively:

"Teach me! Make a blood sacrifice of everything you hate."

"It's rare to have such a grand stage, let's set off handsomely!"

Yes, the reliable man Hasebe is back!

"Huh? No, that's not to this extent..." Qing Guang felt sorry for Tuosi for a second, and it was really only a second, "And it wasn't Tuosi..."

"What? Isn't it??? Then what happened my lovely Qingguang baby."

"Didn't the Lord give me a mask yesterday?"

"Yes, that's the mask I usually use...Could it be Qingguang, are you allergic to the ingredients in this mask? Sorry, I gave it to you yesterday and went to bed..."

"No... I was watching TV on the sofa with a mask on yesterday."

"and then?"

"Then Amamiya-kun——!"

Hearing the name Amamiya and the fact that the incident happened at the time when Qingguang applied the mask, as long as you combine these two points...you can probably imagine what happened.

"He wrapped his arms around my neck from behind and said, 'Let me see your real face!' while peeling off my mask!!!"

"Pfft——" Although you knew it must be like this, you still couldn't hold back your laughter, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Master!??"

"Sorry." Yu Gonglian, who was still eating, stopped in mid-air holding the chopstick bowl, "This is an occupational disease."

"I testify, if it's really an occupational disease, please forgive him hahahahahaha!"

"????"

Because you laughed too exaggeratedly, Qingguang turned into an emoji of black question marks, with words written all over his face: Lord, do you not love me anymore? ? ?

As if seeing the doubts in his heart, you gently patted him on the back to comfort him and said, "Don't worry baby Qingguang, no matter what happens, you are my dear baby!"

"... Doesn't she like devils?" Zhong also muttered.

"Chuya, this is called—"

"At the beginning of human beings, nature is D, who de も, 大好き." Akutagawa rushed to answer.

"????" This time the black question mark was replaced by Atsushi Nakajima, "Why does Akutagawa know about this meme?"

"Hmph, Renhu, you underestimate me... because yesterday that woman said to me that as long as she can pick up Mr. Dazai's jokes, Mr. Dazai will definitely recognize her..."

"...It's hopeless now."

Chuya and Atsushi shook their heads at the same time, no matter how you think, Akutagawa must have been tricked by you.

"Speaking of Amamiya-kun, don't you think this person's voice is very similar to Ryuji-kun's!" You pointed at Dazai and Amamiya Ren and said, "Is it right, exactly the same!"

"...Indeed." Yu Gonglian nodded.

However, the personalities of the two are completely opposite.

"Well, if you put it this way, his voice is exactly the same as Ango's."

However, the work and rest of the two people are completely opposite.

"Ango...?" Ren tilted her head, "It's a name I've never heard of, is it Mr. Dazai's friend?"

"It's that sad social animal that can't wake up!" You took the topic, "I don't know when I will wake up."

"That's horrible."

"It's really miserable."

"I've never seen a worse social animal than him."

The swordsmen who have seen the literary giant Xiaoyegou with you, you say it one by one.

"...It's a good thing I don't have to be a social animal!" You patted yourself on the chest, not to mention how happy you were, "I won't work for others!"

You think of the gay friends who just went to work recently and often come to you to scold you for the stupid boss of the stupid company. It’s too miserable. One by one is worse than the other.

"After all, the Lord still wants to manage our Honmaru." Hasebe saw the needle.

"My lord wants to be a doctor to defend Rhodes Island, um, it sounds more handsome than managing Honmaru." Mitsutada answered.

"My lord is going to be the producer at Yumenosaki... You can't just forget about me if you have someone else?" Kiyomitsu also answered.

"My lord still wants to—"

"Stop! If you want to talk about this kind of thing one by one, you won't be able to finish talking at night!" You interrupted them, and said to Dazai, "By the way, Mr. Dazai, can you go to the milk tea shop to work for a day today? Yesterday, a customer asked if there was any coser of Dazai-san. I was thinking about other things, so I answered yes... But they said they must come and see today! Please, Dazai-san, I don’t want to become a pigeon!”

"Hey - it's impossible to work part-time - it's impossible to work part-time in this life -"

"Mr. Dazai, please! Maybe they will agree to die in love with you...!"

"Even if they are willing to die in love with me, Chacha will definitely not allow me to do so—"

Just now.

The door in the corridor was suddenly opened.

"... Dazai?"

Hearing the familiar voice coming from the other side of the door, but he hadn't heard it for a long time, his expression suddenly changed.

He wasn't smiling, and he wasn't as frivolous as usual.

It's an expression you've never seen before.

The author has something to say:

Qingguang: I am too difficult! ! ! !

Yes, it's Odasaku, don't guess

Ango will wake up in another day!

感谢在2019-11-2023:18:22~2019-11-2322:39:46期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 wheel;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!