I only like you as a paper man

"Odasaku...?"

No, how is this possible, how could that person appear here.

Probably out of this idea, his voice is so small that only he and you standing beside him can hear it.

Neither you nor Dazai expected this to happen—no, actually, he did.In this different world where everything is unreasonable, everything seems to happen, and the timeline of the original work is not unified, maybe he can meet the person he will never see again, who stays forever in a room with a view of the sea old friends.

...but it's just a thought.

Looking at Dazai's expression at the moment, you think it's not surprising that he will cry in the next second.

Rather, if it were someone else, I would definitely cry now.

But he is Osamu Dazai after all.

Such an expression, which is difficult to express in words, only stayed on his face for a short moment.

The red-haired man walked out of the room holding the door frame. He looked around and saw that the room was full of people he didn't know.However, he still found a few familiar figures.Except for Dazai—if I remember correctly, the black guy over there is Dazai's subordinate, and the other small man is Dazai's deadly enemy.

"Is there a mafia meeting? Sorry, I seem to be late..." Oda Saku recalled carefully while rubbing his chin, "However, I don't seem to have received the notice."

"...Although I don't know how you came to the conclusion that we are holding a mafia meeting based on the situation in front of you, but you will think so... It should be said that it is the same as before, Odasaku." Dazai raised his hand habitually, and finally It turns out that he is not holding a wine glass in his hand now, and the place he is staying now is not the old place.

"Is the injury on your face healed? Dazai." Odasaku took a few steps forward, only to realize that what he was wondering from the beginning was not his illusion, "...by the way, you grew taller overnight Quite a few, is it caused by some special heightening drugs taken when trying a new method of suicide?"

"..." Dazai, who didn't know where to start complaining about Oda Zuo's speech for a while, couldn't help laughing, "Hahaha, if there is such a medicine, someone will be so happy You really... haven't changed at all, Odasaku."

"Hey bastard Dazai! You must be talking about me!?"

Chuya resisted the desire to beat up Dazai on the spot, yes, this was the last bit of face he saved for Dazai.

He knows.

Although he has never met Oda Saku, but he knows that Dazai has such a number one friend, and naturally he also knows that this low-level Hong Kong gangster employee named Oda Sakunosuke died in the Mimic incident.It is still unclear why the person who was already dead appeared, but—let's give him some face.

As a result, the iron chopsticks in Zhongye's hand were bent by him.

"...Oda Sakunosuke?"

Akutagawa next to him was not so kind. Even though he knew that the man in front of him had been dead for a long time, he still couldn't forget what Dazai once said, "Even in 100 years, you can't compare to him."

See, only the strong can continue to survive in this world, no matter how much Dazai brags about him, everything is over after death.

Can't even give him a chance to prove that he can surpass him——

"Oda Sakunosuke, my next—!"

"Wake up, Akutagawa, have you forgotten that you can't use supernatural powers here!?" On the side, Qingguang Qingguang hugged Akutagawa who almost threw the table.

"Is he a friend of Mr. Dazai?" Atsushi asked Ranpo, "Mr. Ranpo, do you know him?"

"I don't know." Judging from the reactions of Dazai and the people around him, Ranpo had roughly guessed it, so he said to Atsushi, "However, it's better not to disturb him now."

"—In summary, everyone, it's time to go to the store." Candlestick cut and clapped his hands, "Let's go handsome!"

Since most of the people present know the relationship between Oda Saku and Dazai (such as Chuya, Ranpo and Fusangshin), the rest are either sleeping (such as Ango) or good babies (such as Ren and Atsushi). He found a reason to leave first.

...except that Akutagawa was kidnapped.

As for you—

You pretend to go to the store with everyone, but actually stay in front of the house.

The superficial reason is of course "I'm worried about Mr. Dazai", but the actual reason is——you are really curious!

This is the same as the serial novel I was chasing suddenly cut off at the most interesting place! ?If conditions permit, of course it depends on the follow-up——! !

You put your face against the security door of your home, trying to make out the voices coming from inside.

Ran and egg.

Can't hear anything.

If you think about it carefully... these two people probably speak in a soft voice, and they can only be heard through such a thick anti-theft door——

"Wow...!"

The anti-theft door was suddenly pushed open from the inside out, and you lost your balance and fell onto the carpet at the door.

"Eavesdropping is not a good habit, Chacha." Dazai stretched out his hand towards you and pulled you up from the ground, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my negligence to let a girl fall."

"...How do you know I'm here?" You didn't rub your sore buttocks to save face.

"You didn't hide your aura at all, otherwise anyone would find out."

"Please don't confuse me with you supernatural beings...!"

"Is she your lover? Dazai."

Since you are not related to Mafia at a glance (it is too weak, it belongs to the kind of pure passerby who will be automatically ignored when fighting with the enemy), Dazai's female relationship is particularly complicated, which leads to Oda's This is the first reaction.

But he thought about the way you got along again, and changed his words: "...No, it should be just ordinary friends, sorry."

"I won't fall in love with Mr. Dazai!" You retort.

"That is to say, this child is not willing to die with me at all." Dazai shrugged and spread his hands, with a helpless expression on his face.

"Martyrdom...? It's better not to force her, Dazai. If she doesn't want to, it can basically be equated with abetting suicide."

"...Isn't this basically equating! This is instigating suicide, okay!!" For a moment, you somehow understood Ango's feelings, and it was because Oda Sakunosuke never complained about Dazai that he would let him go more and more of!

"Okay, okay, don't stand at the door." Dazai patted you on the shoulder, and said to Odasaku, "Go back, Odasaku."

"Oh, that's true."

Dazai waited for Oda Saku to return to the living room first, and then said to you: "I hate Chacha, are you worried about me?"

"Uh..." You hesitated to answer.

"It's okay, I don't mind if you stay here."

It took you five seconds to understand what Dazai said.

...In other words, it would be better for you to stay here now, right?

You close the door and sneak into the kitchen to make them tea.

You choose the tea that Tuo Si likes the most, and drink more while he is away. If he asks about it, you reply: It may have been stolen by a mouse.

OK, perfect!

The kitchen and the living room are not far away, and you haven't closed the kitchen door, so you can vaguely hear their conversation.

"Actually, this is a different world, Odasaku."

"...Really, no wonder I haven't seen this kind of building."

"Actually, the me staying here is my future self, Odasaku."

"...Really, no wonder you look a lot more mature."

"Odasaku, listen to me, actually..."

"……Um?"

You're sneaking a Sprite in the kitchen while listening to their conversation.

Dazai's voice suddenly became steady, and he paused for a long time, as if he wanted to say "Actually, you will die soon", but he didn't know how to speak.

"actually--"

"Chacha is my illegitimate daughter!"

"puff--"

Hearing this, you couldn't hold back and sprayed all the Sprite out of your mouth. Fortunately, there was a sink in front of you, so no more damage was caused.

Is that so, there is no other way - you can even imagine Odasaku answering you like this.

"That's right, there's no other way."

...Look! !it is as expected! ! ! ! ! !

"... Dazai."

Just when you were about to rush out of the kitchen to stop Osamu Dazai from continuing his nonsense, Oda Saku spoke again.

"Chaos|||lun is not good."

The author has something to say:

you:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

slaughter:?I regret it, so Fyodor is my son-in-law?

Tuo, who didn't appear at all: ...? ? ? ? ? ? ?