I only like you as a paper man

The day after Ango fell asleep.

Last night, you took advantage of the bath time to sit on the toilet and brush Weibo.

You saw the private message Nairhuang sent you - a Weibo link.

You click in and take a look, and find yourself on fire.

To be precise, it was his milk tea shop that became popular.

You saw that Mrs. Painter, whom you followed and had a crush on for a long time, posted an Amway Weibo.

[@NakaharaNana:

I must give everyone Amway this cosplay milk tea shop in Shanghai! !When I went a few days ago, I saw the super-restored Chuya, and today I saw the super-restored Akutagawa! ! !

For just a cup of milk tea, you can experience Chuya's special milk tea that is crushed by gravity, and you can also experience the thrill of being threatened by Akutagawa that if you don't buy more cups, you will be killed (by mistake)! ! !Friends who want to be treated like this must come! ! !

Friends of Dao Nankeng should not miss it! ! !The rice inside is really full of cowherd flavor——! ! !If you come, you will earn, if you don't, you will lose! ! !I want to climb the wall to Mina! ! ! !Candlestick cut Guangzhong is the best in the world! ! !

(Picture ①: Gravity-rolled milk tea)

(Picture ②: Storefront → There is a long queue at the door)

(Picture ③: A photo of myself carrying a Chuya Painbag)]

You sit up straight from the toilet (don’t worry, you just cover the toilet lid and sit on it to rest), isn’t this the customer who came to your store to sell milk tea a few days ago! ?So she is the painter's wife you have been secretly in love with for so long? ? ?Damn, I didn't sign the contract, I lost [-] million, okay! ! !

You looked at the message that Cream left for you.

[@泡霜_大李治You are poisonous: I am afraid that you will lose your horse, so I sent you a private message, why don't you take advantage of this momentum and continue to make a fortune first! ]

It makes sense to you.

So you quickly took a shower within 10 minutes, didn't even bother to dry your hair, and rushed out wearing a bathrobe and yelled for a meeting—you decided to develop your milk tea shop in this direction, so you and the people here Everyone explained for a long time what cosplay is and how to deal with guests.

After you chattered a lot, Dun interrupted you and said, "That...Miss Chacha, we already know all of this, right?"

"Eh?"

"Even Akutagawa knows."

"Cough... In order to win over Renhu and get Mr. Dazai's affirmation, I...!"

"Look, he has studied hard." Aton answered you while blocking the attack of Akutagawa who was about to stab himself with a ballpoint pen, and then yelled at Akutagawa: "In another world, don't think about how to get rid of me anymore. Okay!?"

In the end, the answer you got was——

"Ah, about this... Because a customer suddenly told me today that the store manager said that this place is a cosplay milk tea shop, so I went ahead and answered." Candlestick cut a smile and explained to you, "The result Afterwards, more and more people came, and they all came for the cosplay milk tea shop... So I had no other choice, so I taught everyone to do it like this, and the effect is extraordinary."

...?So, Candlestick Cut, you gave everyone a staff training, right? ?

Forget it, forget it all, it's better this way, so you don't have to worry about it.

The next day, Gogol returned to the original world, replaced by Edogawa Ranpo and Amamiya Ren.

"Who?"

Everyone looked at Amamery Ren's face in bewilderment.

Only you almost cried with your head in your arms: God, finally another studio came!

You give a grand introduction to everyone present: "This is the joker next door "Steal Your Heart 5" is actually the heroine Amamiya Ren of "Persona 5"! In their world, bad · egg · is · Will, be, steal, heart, repent, reform!"

You reread the last few words, of course staring Dostoevsky hard when you say it.

He looked like he didn’t want to talk to you very much. After Gogol went back, he became a lonely old man (by mistake)...Forget it, let him stay alone in a different world, this kind of face-to-face every day Backstabbing one's teammates is of course not better.

"Please advise."

As expected of Yu Gonglian, she doesn't talk too much.

Judging by his appearance, it seems that he is still Amamiya Ren with all five attributes full.

He quickly accepted the reality.

Different dimensions can be readily accepted, so are you afraid of another world?

Anyway, I usually work part-time, and of course it’s the same in another world.

As for Edogawa Ranpo——

"Hey——are you expecting me, a famous detective, to help you work? No matter how you think about it, it's impossible, right? Since you have read the original work of the literary giant Xiaoyegou, you shouldn't ask this question!"

"How could it be, Mr. Detective! How could I let Mr. Detective go to work!"

"...But you asked me to help you work." Tosi interjected.

"He's still a devil." Dazai interjected.

"A son has a son's way of raising him, unless you think you are my son."

"..." Tosi shut up.

And Ranpo decided to treat the devil as a non-existent air, ignoring your conversation.

"Mr. Ranpo just sit in front of the milk tea shop, okay? In exchange, I will buy Shanghai-limited snacks for you to eat, and I will also make you delicious milk tea!"

……

Edogawa Ranpo wavered.

"One hour." He talked about the conditions with you, "Just stay for one hour! I won't stay for a minute or a second after the end!!"

Tuosi on the side looked at this man who looked 26 years old but seemed to be only 3 years old in his heart, thinking that if he had known it was so easy to abduct, he would have been abducting people more than ten years earlier.

.....................

An hour after opening.

Edogawa Rampo is really fragrant.

As we all know, human beings have three essences——

First, the repeater.

The previous chapters were performed by Osamu Dazai and Dostoevsky.

Second, pigeons.

The clown Gogol personally performed for everyone today.

I agreed to skip work, but in the end, no one was there.

Third, the law of true fragrance.

Commonly known as Wang Jingze's law.

To put it bluntly, it's a slap in the face.

Just now, Edogawa Ranpo, who said "I won't stay in the milk tea shop for a minute or a second!", almost stayed at the milk tea shop.

because……

Customers who came to sell milk tea admiringly found a mascot-like Luanbu sitting at the door. After buying milk tea, they turned back to feed Luanbu snacks.

After a while, a mountain of snacks piled up next to Ranbu.

You are at a loss looking at this pile of snacks, wondering if what you just said to buy him snacks is worth it, and finally give up... This pile is enough for him to eat for a month, right?

And the number is still increasing.

"My son is so cute!"

"Isn't it? My Luanbu baby is so cute!"

...and the girls surrounding him calling for sons are all younger than him.

"Hey, what do you think of a famous detective? You are not allowed to call me son casually!"

"Okay, ok, what the detective said is right!!"

...it happens all the time.

Of course, this is not a reason for Luanbu to stay here.

The ones who kept him here were the famous detective challengers who came to kick the hall (?).

A few customers who came to the store to drink milk tea and discuss difficult reasoning puzzles when the store was just opened and there were no people there, attracted the attention of Ranbu because they were too loud.

"You can't solve such a simple question, are all the humans in the other world idiots?"

Ranpo said so, and easily solved the problem in front of him.

Several guests praised Ranpo as if they had seen a god, saying that this problem had troubled them for several months.

Before long, some detective fans will come to Ranpo with some "absolutely no one can solve the mystery" topic.One part came to him to solve the puzzle, and the other part came to him to challenge.

You simply opened a puzzle corner in the corner of the milk tea shop.

Of course, there is a fee.

... As a result, there was another line in the queue.

Ranpo said that the problems in the different world are really too childish, and he can easily solve them even without different abilities.

……is not that right.

You think to yourself, it's a good thing Conan didn't cross over, you're really afraid that the random steps will bring a mental shock to the other reasoning crew.

In the afternoon, Zhongya asked for leave.

He said he couldn't take it anymore.

Although he doesn't dislike a child like Nai Frost, it's just because of her overly revealing words that make him feel a little embarrassed, but if there is only one person, he can bear it.

But when several people say in my ears at the same time, "I can! I can do anything!!!", "As long as it is Mr. Chuya, I can do anything!", "Yeah——Mr. Chuya, I love you——!", "Mr. Chuya, please crush me with gravity!!!", or even - "Mr. Chuya, please marry me!" and so on...even Nakahara couldn't bear it!

PS. As for other too revealing statements, he said that he did not want to be repeated.

He couldn't help shouting in front of you:

"What the hell is going on with the girls in this world!?"

After Chuya left, you saw a familiar figure among the crowd.

It's grass jelly.

"I saw it on Weibo...has the style changed?" Xiancao asked.

"...Yes." If conditions permit, you really want to tell him that this is all forced.

"I think this is more... your style." Xiancao glanced at the counter wearing a mask to force (?) customers to buy more Akutagawa, and sighed, "It really looks like the original character."

"That's right, I chose this carefully!" It was actually me.

"The rice ball from before...Actually, I think he looks a bit like Tosi."

"Oh—!" You applauded the grass jelly, and someone in the world would recognize Tuosi who was not wearing a jacket or a plush hat, "You are really amazing, you got the answer right!"

"What about others?" Xiancao asked.

"Closed today." You are too embarrassed to tell Xiancao that the great Mr. Dostoevsky looked down on your milk tea shop and resigned.

You chatted a little more, and Xiancao told you that he returned the key to the dormitory to you before, and this time he wanted to take away the last piece of luggage that he didn't take away.

"It's ok, anyway, there are people at home, you just..." Just go.

You swallowed the last sentence.

... The housekeeper is Tuosi, you don't want to murder people (?).

So you decide to go back with him.

After all, there are Candlestick Cut and Qingguang watching in the store, so there is no big problem.

"Thank you Chacha, you seem to be much more energetic recently."

When you bid farewell to the grass jelly at the entrance, he told you this.

"Have it?"

"Yeah... How do you say what you said before, you only smile happily when you talk about Tuo Si?"

"After all, my Fei Jiaqin is the most invincible and cutest in the world!!!"

"Hahahaha... I can feel relieved now! It's enough for Chacha to be happy every day! Then, see you next time."

"Okay, remember to come and play often!"

After the grass jelly left, Tosi walked out of the room.

"...?" You tilted your head and looked at him, "So you stayed in your room all day, didn't you?"

"Chacha, I told you before, I'm not a 'house' in the first place."

"...Why did you come out?" You didn't answer his words, after all, your conversation didn't connect at all.

"Make tea... Please don't put on a surprised expression of 'you can make tea yourself', Chacha."

"!? You didn't look at me at all, how do you know!?"

"..." Because you are so easy to understand.

After making tea, Tuo Si walked out of the kitchen, took a sip of tea, and said to you again:

"Didn't you see it?"

"……what do you mean?"

"……nothing."

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感谢在2019-11-1819:44:24~2019-11-2023:18:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Dazai's bandage 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!