I only like you as a paper man

The first day Ango fell asleep.

Candlestick cut him back home after sleeping dead, and then went back to the milk tea shop, there is candlestick cut to see the shop, don't worry!

Before leaving, Candlestick cut also told you: Don’t worry, master, everyone in this pill has received my milk tea training, and I have instilled the concept of "Fu Sangshen who can’t make milk tea is not a good subordinate" to everyone , just so that everyone can help the Lord after coming here.Even if Yamabukiri came here, he would be able to work quickly... probably.

Dazai, Tosi, and Gogol who came back with you are different. They had the idea of ​​skipping work from the very beginning, and none of them wanted to go to the milk tea shop again.

Osamu Dazai's reasons for asking for leave:

Dazai said: "Look, Chacha, before I left, I asked Akutagawa and Dunjun to compete to sell milk tea, didn't I? Akutagawa will definitely try his best to sell milk tea in order to get my affirmation! One top three is not a problem! But if If I stay in the store, he won't be able to concentrate because he cares too much about me!"

You said: "You just talk! Doesn't your conscience hurt when you say this?"

Dazai said again: "My conscience has always existed only for the beautiful lady who is willing to die in love with me."

You said again: "...I know you won't work hard, Mr. Dazai. Rather, it's a miracle in my heart that you can work here for so long. However, if you ask for leave, your salary will be deducted...and if you If you don't have money, I won't feel sorry for you!"

Dazai went on to say, "Huh...money? Don't worry about it, after all—"

"He gets tips from girls every day."

Tosi answered for him.

Gogol's reasons for asking for leave:

Gogol said: "Chacha - I -"

You said: "Okay, Gogol, you don't need to talk anymore, as long as you don't break the law, you can do whatever you want. I know that you will never work. As long as you come to help once a week, I will let you go." How about the accommodation and meal expenses?"

Gogol said again: "Chacha, when you say 'do not break the law', it seems like you want to put me in a cage... But it doesn't matter! Who made this a different world! No matter what you do here What, it’s all a kind of freedom! Right Tuo Sijun?”

"Is 'freedom' a kind of cognition of human beings, Mr. Gogol? If you really think so, then..."

Tosi answered the topic thrown to him by Gogol solemnly, but Gogol slammed the door and left while cheering halfway.

Dostoyevsky's reasons for asking for leave (planning) and resigning:

Tosi said: "I don't need a salary, so..."

You said: "...I paid for the badge last time. Can you return it to me first?"

Tosi said again: "You can deduct it directly."

You said again: "Mr. Dostoevsky, I probably know what you are thinking... because you have almost figured out the laws and other things in this world, so you can completely rely on yourself, right?"

Tosi went on to say: "...Yes, that's about it. The farce will always have an end, and this is just a stop in the middle."

You took out your phone, opened Weibo, and swiped, pretending not to care what he said: "Yes, the other world can't limit you, if you really just stay here and sell milk tea and don't cause trouble, I will give you a second." Take off the fan. Mr. Dostoevsky, the human design cannot be collapsed."

"..." After hearing this, Tuo Si didn't know whether to complain or say thank you.

You wouldn't be surprised, or even sad, when he said he was leaving for a more comfortable place.

However, when you asked him this way, he decided to continue to stay at your house with reasons such as "It's not bad to live here", "I haven't figured out the way to go back, so I can't leave rashly".

You originally wanted to complain, "Do you want to be persecuted every day if you stay here?" After thinking about it, you still saved some face for him.

Before he went back to the room, you asked again: "Could it be that you also received a tip from the cute girl?"

He replied: "It is true that there is such a thing, but... I didn't accept it."

After speaking, he closed the door.

Oh, isn't it, this is the difference between men and men-a man will sigh "if these gems are given to girls, they will be very happy" when they see gems being burned, while another man sees gems being burned. Burning will only say "I'm not interested in these little rocks".

You call the cleaning staff to clean the second floor, replace all the sheets and pillows with new ones, and call the maintenance staff to repair the railings on the roof.

Osamu Dazai borrowed your PS4 and started playing Dangan V3, which has not yet been released in the original world.

In the evening, a group of part-time workers came back.

As soon as Akutagawa entered the door, he collapsed at the entrance, using his toes to figure out that the child was heated when he came home.Although the temperature will drop overall after the sun goes down, it is still summer after all.

You asked Candlestick to pour a glass of ice water for Akutagawa, while you rushed to the entrance to help Akutagawa up.Akutagawa was so hot that he didn't even have the strength left to push you away. Although he didn't want to admit that he lost to Shanghai Xia Tian at all, but...it was really too hot.

Even if Akutagawa is worse than someone who claims to be in poor health, and thinner than someone who uses "I'm so weak.jpg" emoji every day, you can't bear it at all his weight.You finally tried your best to help Akutagawa up, but before you took half a step, you fell to the ground and had a close contact with the tiles in your house.

In the end, Qingguang helped him to lie on the sofa.

Gogol didn't come back at dinner time, so Toshi shut himself in his room thoughtfully.

You bring him his portion of the meal yourself into the room, complaining about how you look like a babysitter.

At the dinner table, Dun, who has been aggrieved all day, couldn't help but pour bitter water with you (actually, it's just complaining).

Atsushi said——Because Mr. Dazai left that sentence, Akutagawa, who was killed, kept confronting him when he was selling milk tea.Not only that, but he even threatened the customers, saying "If you don't buy more, I'll cut off your little finger"... This is definitely the Mafia! ? …Sorry, I forgot, he is indeed the Mafia.

Atsushi said again——Although Mr. Nakahara tried hard to stop him, Akutagawa insisted on going his own way; although Mr. Candlestick Kiri and Kiyomitsu also tried hard to teach him the common sense of hospitality, but the effect was very little...

If you laugh a few times, you will know that this is the result. Maybe you will be complained in two days, and then you will be forced to close the store, or you should let Akutagawa look after the house obediently...

That's what you intended.

Codon tells you again--

"However, the guests seem to like Akutagawa."

"Eh?"

After hearing this, you petrified on the dining table.

"It's all within my expectation." The silent Dazai spoke.

"You didn't do anything, did you!?" Zhongya roared angrily.

"Hey, buy it for me, or I'll throw you into Tokyo Bay." Atsushi frowned, imitating Akutagawa's tone.

"I'll buy it, I'll buy it! Can you have the one just now...!?" Qingguang imitated the customers rushing to buy Akutagawa milk tea, "That's what they said."

"?????" If I take a photo of you now and put a question mark on the P, it will definitely become a Chacha question mark.jpg emoji package.

"And then??? What else did they say???" you ask.

"They also said... that it is indeed a cosplay milk tea shop." Candlestick cut swallowed a mouthful of rice, and replied calmly.

The author has something to say:

Tuo, Zai, Guo: It is impossible to work part-time, and it is impossible in this life.jpg

Recently, my temperature has dropped _(:з」∠)_ The author’s health is not very good, and I get sick/headache easily when the wind blows and rains, so the latest update is a bit late, I’m very sorry... (Doxiaza

感谢在2019-11-1620:33:47~2019-11-1819:44:24期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 3 bottles of 47つの団子; 1 bottle of platinum;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!