I only like you as a paper man

"Um, who are you...?" Dun opened the dining table and was about to sit down and eat with everyone, but there was an unknown face in the crowd.

...Actually, he didn't know Hasebe either, but Hasebe had already introduced himself to him just now.

"It's Dostoevsky." No one answered Dun, so Hasebe had to help answer.

"!??" Dun subconsciously raised the seat in his hand, ready to fight the enemy to the death, but who knew—"Hey... the ability can't be activated???"

"Calm down, Don-kun." Dazai tilted his chair back, and patted Dun on the shoulder, "It is impossible to activate supernatural powers in this world."

"I understand how you feel, Atsushi." Kunikida pushed his glasses up, "But fighting here is meaningless, and we can't add unnecessary trouble to Miss Chacha who kindly takes us in."

"Well, all in all, that's it." Zhong also concluded.

Hasebe did not participate in their conversation.

You sneak a glance at Tuosi, although he often looks expressionless like this, but now his face looks worse than usual.

"Mr. Dostoevsky." You put your favorite food on your plate, then got up with your mug, "I have something to discuss with you alone."

He saw your thoughts and knew that you didn't want to talk to him at all, but just wanted him to leave this happy dining table of Hong Kong black butcher.

So he followed suit.

Of course, don't forget to take your own breakfast.

You found your lazy table from the gap between the bookshelf and the corner of the wall, cleaned up the dust that fell on it, and put it on your bed.You climbed onto the bed and sat down, and gave up the computer chair opposite to Tosi, so that you could have breakfast face to face.

"In Chinese idioms."

"what?"

"Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and the way of heaven is reincarnation."

"Are you trying to mean...that I was silently rejected by them here? Unfortunately, I don't care about these things."

You chatted with him while nibbling on bread.

"Then what do you care about, Mr. Dostoevsky?"

You asked casually, and recalled that you even discussed with your friends about "Does Tuo care if others say he can't do it?"

You said that at the time: Men will care about it!

Your friend replied: This is based on the judgment of ordinary men. If it is Tuo, maybe you really don’t care!

You froze for a second: ... Is he really a man?

Your friend was also stunned: ...that's a good question.

"...Conversely, what do you care about?"

"I care about the whereabouts of Gogol and the safety of Sigma." You complain, "Gogol has been offline for 800 years, I really want to see my lovely Guoguo."

...cute fruit.

I don't know what Gogol would think when he heard this title.

"What about the detective agency?" Tosi put the coffee cup on the lazy table, put the fingers of both hands together, and asked you, "Aren't you worried about the safety of the detective agency?"

"Although I'm worried...but I'm actually not that worried."

"Why?"

"...Because the detective agency is the protagonist, nothing will happen." You add in your heart: After all, the writer's little wild dog is not the blade of the next door, so the death rate is not so high.

"I'm really confident." He sighed casually.

"...At least I have confidence in you."

"........." Tosi was silent for a few seconds, "What do you mean?"

"...It's nothing." You looked at your computer that was lit up in front of you. On the surface, you were as stable as a dog, but in fact, you were panicking inside.

You swallowed the last bite of bread and said, "Okay, breakfast is over, and Mr. Dazai is not here, can you explain the situation?"

"Oh, the same as before, when I came back to my senses, I found myself here."

"In my room?"

"Ah."

"...Is this why you use my computer without authorization?"

"Of course not, Chacha. Do you remember, we agreed when we went to Disney."

"...but I didn't say I would lend you this one!" You angrily wanted to punch him, but you couldn't bear it.

Your anger has no place to rest, so you had to stand up, roll the body pillow behind you to the front, sit down again, and punched your pillow hard in front of Tuosi.

Tosi: ……………………

"...does it hurt?" you ask.

"...not at all," he replied.

"Then does it hurt you!" You punched again.

"... Pain." Tosi felt that you probably wouldn't give up until he replied that it hurt, so he decided to end this topic as soon as possible.

"I didn't hit you again, why are you in pain! Did you touch porcelain!!!"

Tosi: ……………………

Afterwards, you stroked Feiya's pillow back and forth after you had just punched him twice: "Whoa, Feiya, please forgive me, it's all Mr. Dostoevsky's fault..."

Tosi is really too lazy to complain about you.

You slipped down from the bed, put away the lazy table, found the dusty laptop from your cabinet and stuffed it to Dosi.

"I'll give it to you, it's ok, but please don't do anything outrageous, the Internet police will follow the network cable to catch you, I'm serious."

"Then, I accept it with gratitude."

Tuosi picked up his coat and boots, and was stopped by you when he was about to leave.

"Wait a moment!"

"Ok?"

"This room has been cursed, and you can't get out until you answer the three questions!"

"...Oh." He put down the things in his hands again, and sat back on the computer chair, "What kind of joke is this?"

"As expected of Mr. Dostoevsky, you can tell at a glance that I'm joking!!" You applaud him again, "It's just—there will be a lot of—'If you don't do something, you can't do it. Get out of this room' setting—"

Oh.

You have a flash of inspiration.

Is this okay? ? ?Is it okay to use this thread? ? ?If you can't get out without doing something, even Dostoevsky, the devil who can't be dealt with by anyone, has to be captured with his hands up, right? ?

Suddenly your eyes light up.

In the past few months, you and Nai Frost had a heated debate every day on the proposition of "if you get Tuo", and the result you got was to wash and sleep. After you have everything in your dream, you changed the proposition to "how to sleep Dao Tuo, even if it only takes the kidney".

It is almost impossible to expect him to take the initiative. Even if he wants to use a girl to get close to her, (in your mind) Fei Jiaqin can definitely think of countless ways to achieve his goal without selling his beauty.

You: [Then what if he went to NTR Zai for revenge Zai! (Lei Ren speaks time]

Milk Cream: [Will Zai let his sister be taken away by another man? ?unless……]

Cream: [Zai: How do you know if I gave it to you on purpose? ]

You: [Grass, ban nesting dolls! ]

Since this is the case, the only thing that can be done is to rely on the girls to go into battle in person—as expected, or not.It should be feasible to use some old-fashioned little yellow text methods, such as administering X medicine.

You: [Do you think Tuosi would be so stupid that he couldn't tell whether the other party took the medicine or not? ]

Milk Cream: [...it may be feasible to ask Zai Quo to drug him (thoughts)

You: [...Wake up, you will be cut off by Osamu Dazai. ]

Milk Cream: [Sleep until you are slaughtered is not a loss, right! (casually]

You: [According to this way of thinking, in reverse... Do you think it is okay to ask him to help you sleep and then turn back to sleep? ? ? ]

Cream: [I think about it... well, the result should be...]

Cream: [You are dead.jpg]

Then, in desperation, you shut down your computer.

But that's okay!Now you don't despair! ! !You have finally found an idea, and this idea was provided to you by Mr. Dostoevsky himself! ! !You are finally able to save the [卢顶.doc] on your computer desktop! ! !

..............................

what.

Only then did you realize that the person in front of you has used your computer without authorization! ! ! !

Well, in fact, using your computer is not the point, the point is the doc documents of prostitutes on your desktop! ! ! !

That pile of files is placed on the computer desktop, so the blind can't see it! ! ! !

You took a few steps back in an instant, jumped onto the bed skillfully and huddled in the corner, what appeared in your head was the QQ chat window when Nai Frost said [You are dead.jpg] to you.

"What's wrong?" Tosi asked, "Didn't you want to ask me a question?"

"You you you you you... what did you do when you were using my computer???"

"I just looked up some information to confirm the level of technology in this world." Seeing your reaction, he has already guessed almost everything. He must be worried about the documents on his desktop.

So……

Although he can pretend that he didn't click in and see it...but...well...if Dazai-kun sees it afterwards, maybe it will be...well, okay...

"Of course, I also saw some interesting things."

"Uh... do you mean the emoticons of contemporary sand sculpture netizens?"

"...why would I want to watch something like that?"

...? ? ?You have obviously used Snape applause.gif, okay? ! !

"Then..." You hugged Fei Jiabaobang in your arms tightly, praying that it would create a barrier for you to resist all of Dosi's attacks, "Could it be that you saw me... the desktop On the...uh..."

"very funny."

"...!" You leaned back, your head hit the wall, you rubbed your bumped head with your hands, and yelled out the pain.

"..." Tuosi: I just quietly watch your performance.jpg

"You!!! What did you watch??? Why did you click on it???? Did you watch it all?????"

"No." He shook his head, and recalled the content of [草杰.doc] and [草顺.doc] in his mind, and his face immediately darkened, "I just confirmed it a little bit."

"Chacha." Tuosi called your name, stood up, and approached you who were huddled in the corner——

"You seem to have misunderstood me."

The author has something to say:

I got stuck.jpg

Jiyou: If this is an ordinary domineering president's story, then the next one should be a harmonious plot...however...

Me: ...however, this is Tuo (thinking