I only like you as a paper man

"Uh..." You want to shrink back, but find that you have no way out.

This kind of situation seems to have happened not long ago, when you said to his face that he was frigid!

But at that time, only you, Tuo Si, and Dazai were at home... Even if it was just like this, Dazai saved you from the siege.

That's right, you don't have to panic at all, as long as you yell, there will be three hundred...well, five people will come and beat him up for you.

But before you do that—

He put the middle finger and index finger of his right hand on your lips, and put the index finger of his left hand on his mouth: "Shh."

Tosi's movements seem to have magical powers, just such a small action can make you quiet.

You continue to hug his big belly, but he simply sits down in front of you... If it is too far away, there will be no pressure.

"What do you want, Mr. Dostoevsky?"

You think about it, if it is a normal plot, you should be sitting in the passenger seat by now, and the driver next to you will step on the accelerator to take you to the high speed, and you will never return.

But—this man is a great devil—O Dostoevsky!

So you calmly analyze the situation, and then say: "Didn't you say last time that people only want to explain when the other party has a conclusion in mind, so no matter what the facts are, it will sound like an excuse... So, If you keep talking, won't you be slapped in the face?"

"...?" Tosi froze for a moment, he didn't expect you to bring out what he said before.

Yes, he doesn't even know that you secretly took notes of this sentence and recited the whole sentence when he didn't know it!Just for later use in Fei Jia's prostitution text!

Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky's Women Never Give Up.jpg

"So, do you think I will choose silence?" He tilted his head.

"...Isn't it?" You tilted your head, "Don't you, don't you care about these things at all?"

"I really don't care much about what other people think of me, Chacha."

"Then it doesn't matter how I misunderstood you?" You pretended to be innocent and winked at him, "Oh, sorry, I meant Fedya, not you, Mr. Dostoevsky .”

"Although it doesn't matter, this is a kind of stereotype. I don't think there is any direct evidence in the works to prove this?" He said, moving his body slightly forward, putting one hand on the on your shoulders.

"It's true... I really don't know how you usually get along with people, and I don't know what your private life is like, but..."

But everyone thinks so! ! !Looking around in the message, I think that Tuosi must be bad, okay! ! !Can anyone else do it! ?If it is Osamu Dazai or Nakahara Chuya who are also questioned, there must be a lot of objections in the comments, not just "he is definitely not good!", "Is he really good?", okay? ?

"Ok?"

"But...you see, Fei Jia loves all human beings equally, but doesn't value any particular life. He has already reached the level of divinity. Doesn't this prove..."

"...People are so partial to building systems and abstract conclusions." The smile on Tosi's face disappeared for a moment, interrupting you, "So I would rather deliberately distort the truth, I would rather pretend to be deaf and dumb, and turn a blind eye, as long as I can prove myself The logic of it will do.” (Note ①)

"Do you like paper people, just for brain supplements and paper people to do this kind of behavior based on pleasure |||?" He continued to ask.

"How is it possible! Let me tell you, Mr. Dostoevsky, whoring your beloved paper figurine is the inevitable product of the development of Two-dimensional fandom, not the original purpose!" You retort.

"Then, what do you like about him?" Tosi deliberately used the pronoun "he" instead of "I".

"...Fei Jiaqinqin is not suitable to be a boyfriend, but Fei Jiaqinqin has a very charming personality!" Naively, you were let in by him like this, "Even if it's just a platonic relationship with Fei Jiaqinqin, I That's also fine!!"

".........?" Tosi was stunned for a second, he didn't expect you to bring out the word Plato, "Are you serious?"

"Of course I'm serious!"

"..." Do you really think that Plato is completely ok, or do you feel that he is not good enough, so you wrong yourself and say that Plato is ok? ?

"Could it be..." You just noticed that you were inadvertently pushed against the wall by Dosi, "You, you don't really want to...prove it...?"

"Hmm...?" Tuosi responded to you ambiguously, deliberately sliding his hand down a little, "Then, what do you think, Chacha?"

"You, you, it's useless if you try to scare me! I bet [-] cents that you are deliberately pretending to be good at it to scare me!! Then you won't win without a fight!!" Press back.However, even if Tosi claims to be weak, he can easily suppress you in action.

Even if you broke the secret with a single word, Tosi's expression didn't change at all.

"I really called someone—"

"...Why?" He said the preset lines, waiting for you to jump into his trap, "Isn't this what you expected?"

"I, I don't expect it!!! Are you sexual||harassing||harassing!!! Who would do this kind of thing with you!!! Perverted Russians!!! No, perverted Russian rice balls !!!!"

In a fit of exasperation, you slap your Fedya on him.

Under such circumstances, who can rationally analyze what Dostoevsky is planning?What's more, even under normal circumstances, ordinary people may not be able to analyze his thoughts, okay?

"In that case, if it's not me——it's fine, right?"

"Not even if it's not you!!!" You didn't even have time to think about why he would ask the question "If it's not him".

"In this case..." He twirled his index finger, turned to help you analyze and said, "Actually, you just want to use the existence of Fyodor to cover up the fact that you are not good? Look, you just now Saying that Plato can do the same is also implying..."

"Huh?" You almost petrified when you heard this sentence.

And Tuo Si Nuo is waiting for you to respond to him with interest—yes, this is one of the schemes to silently prove that he can do it by rebelling against you.

"Huh!? Why do you say that I can't do it! Why should I be told that I can't do it by a frigid man who can't do it!! Besides, I'm a girl! Haven't you heard that there are only exhausted cows and no stalks? Land, and there are so many documents on my desktop, don’t say that you only clicked on yours and didn’t read the others!!!”

"..." Only exhausted cows have no bad land. You are too ruthless, no, what are you pretending to be in your mind?Yellow waste? ? ?

"You seem to have made a mistake. Being unable to do it and not wanting to do it are two different things, aren't they?"

"Of course I can do it!" You were so excited that you didn't hear what the kind Russian said. His words were to defend himself, not to help you.

Of course, this was also within his expectations.

You grabbed Tuosi's collar (in fact, you wanted to grab the tie, but he didn't have a tie at all), and dragged him to a place about 15cm in front of you. Your lips parted slightly, as if you wanted to say something.

Alright...then it's just a matter of stopping your movement where appropriate.

Dostoevsky thought so.

In this way, his goal has been achieved, and you will never slander(?) say that he is no longer good.

Yes, although he—thin, frail and sickly, with low blood pressure and anemia, with dark circles under his eyes so heavy that he seemed to die suddenly in a second, with a hunched back, and loving the world, and without a conscience—

But—man—you can’t easily say no——! ! !

You held Tuosi's face with both hands, swallowed nervously, and took another deep breath.

...here we go, he thought.

Unexpectedly, Tuosi moved less than a centimeter just before he was about to stop your hand, but you pushed him away before that, and then rode on your Fei Jia and other body pillows to unbutton your jacket.

"I can do it!!! Mr. Dostoevsky, just wait, I will prove that I can do it now!!!!"

............................................................

...No, from the moment you decide to prove that the person you are good at is a paper man, it means that you are not good enough, okay? ? ?

For the first time in his life, Tosi felt the desire to complain, and he looked at you speechlessly.

It seems to be the same, and it should be this kind of development.In his original plan, he was actually waiting for you to attack him. It seems that he too... thinks highly of you.

Fuck? ? ?Fuck? ? ? ?

...It seems that it is indeed a mess (child).

Ah, it's so cold.

"Stop."

He stopped you verbally while leaving your bed.

The reason for doing this is because the sentence you just shouted was too loud, and the people outside the door must have already raised their knives on the way.

As for why he only stopped you verbally, it's because if he personally stopped your actions... Well, please think about it, wouldn't it look more problematic?

however.

Dostoevsky he was one step too late.

The ghost would have expected that Hasebe of the dream mount (row) mobile MAX would be so fast.

"Master, what's the matter? I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Hasebe finished these words at three times the speed, and opened your door without permission on the grounds that I must ensure the safety (and chastity) of the Lord. .

...He froze in place.

The people who came behind were also stunned.

I saw you pressed against the paper man Fei Jia's full-length pillow, the side of the shirt that was half taken off was hanging on your arm, revealing half of your shoulder.On the side, Tosi himself was in a posture ready to run.

If you ignore that pillow, it looks like he and you were caught|||raped|||in|||bed with you.

If you don't ignore that pillow, it's like he caught you and Fei Jia kiss ||| rape||| in ||| bed.

"Children can't watch." Dazai silently covered Atsushi's eyes.

"...Hey, Kunikida, you bastard! Why do you even cover my eyes!? Am I an adult!??" Nakaya yelled, and patted Kunikida's hand away.

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Note ①: From "Notes from Underground" ← Laotuo's own work

Regarding the reason why Dun knew the paper man Tuo in the last chapter but did not recognize Tuo himself: it was Dazai who told him that it was Tuosi’s, so he immediately believed it → and Tuosi himself at the dining table was not wearing a coat or a hat, so did not recognize

Jiyou: Tuo, if you believe it, you will have it, if you don’t believe it, you won’t have it. If you don’t believe it, Tuo will really fail! ! ! !

Me: ...you are right, I should take the lead in believing that he can do it! ! !People just don't want to! ! !If you don't want to, it doesn't mean you can't! ! ! ! ((trying to convince myself

However, the three words Tuobubu actually contain a lot of content: ... This person can't be messed with, whether it's pure emotion or flesh! ! !That's why I said he can't do it! ! ! ! (.

By the way, it's a bit late to say this now

The original source of inspiration for this article was as follows:

(My friend and I discussed how to get Tuo day and night, but to no avail. The final conclusion is that he can’t do it.

Me: If our chat history is seen, will it be dark shark

Jiyou: Be careful when you turn your head and Tuo is behind you

Me: ... (reversed wear, I think it's okay (then seriously discussed