I only like you as a paper man

"...you two, get out of here." With a dark face, you resisted your urge to curse.

In fact, your first reaction is to look for something to hit them, however, you look around and find that there are standing signs, dumpling dumplings or hand-holding dolls around you, so you are reluctant to use your beloved surroundings to Smash these two inflatable paper men!

Wait, you can still pick up Tuosi and throw it at Dazai!Kill two birds with one stone!

...Well, even if Tosi is a thin and thin man, you can't hold him at all.

"Chacha is so ruthless, it's obviously a touching farewell, isn't it!" He said so, but Dazai still fled the crime scene at the speed of light.

What a touching goodbye!You haven't been separated at all, have you?Thank you for being hypocritical last night because you might never see each other again! !What a pity! ! !

But Tosi is different.

"Wait a while." He tapped Enter calmly, "...it will be done soon."

"...Long—!" Tanibe!

I saw that when you uttered the first syllable, Tosi quickly slapped the table and left your room without looking back.He didn't even have time to put on his shoes, he ran out with bare feet and closed the door for you very politely.

You changed your clothes angrily, thinking about whether you locked the door last night, and at the same time, you were worried about your innocence... What did you do last night?Could it be that you and Tuosi last night... Forget it, the probability of you doing something that adults can do with him is probably lower than the probability of the world being destroyed.

After all, Tosi can't do it!

You come to the living room and see them both sitting at the dining table obediently, preparing to have breakfast, and keep silent about what happened just now.

What a peace.

... It's strange!

You grab Tosi by the collar with one hand and Dazai by the collar with the other, trying to drag them away from the dining table.Unexpectedly, after they stood up, you could no longer hold their collars because they were much taller than you.Seeing this, Kunikida and Hasebe at the side took over the work from you quite tacitly, and carried them to the sofa next to them to sit upright.

"What happened, my lord?" Hasebe asked.

"Even if you don't ask, you know, it's definitely not a good thing." Kunikida answered.

"Hey Dazai, you really are..." Chuya wanted to applaud, but he gave up because of your face, "I saw it, you actually broke into Chacha's bedroom..."

"What!???" Hasebe was startled, just as he was about to draw his sword, he found that his body was not around at all, "Tai-za-zhi-you-you-how-"

"Wait, wait, wait!" Dazai quickly waved his hands, "I'm only calling me because of Chacha... Besides, no matter how you think about it, Fyodor's problem is bigger!"

"What happened to him?" Everyone said in unison.

"He spent the night in Chacha's room!" Dazai sold Tosi without hesitation.

"Dazai-kun, please don't throw the pot on my head with empty words. I'm just using the computer in Chacha's room."

"...The coat and shoes you put in her room are evidence!" Dazai pointed his index finger at Tosi, as if the prisoner was you.jpg.

"..." Hasebe ran to the door of your room at a high speed and looked in, and turned back at the speed of light after he confirmed that what Dazai said was true. Of course, he did not forget to stop by the kitchen to get a kitchen knife, "press—and—— Cut—of—"

Tosi didn't panic at all, he decided that you would stand in front of him, so he sat there calmly and didn't even bother to explain.

Unexpectedly, the kitchen knife in Hasebe's hand fell to his ear, and took a few strands of his dark purple hair.

"...?" Tosi tilted his head and looked at you puzzled.

"I know what you're thinking, Mr. Dostoevsky." You put your hands on your hips and stood on the small bench to increase your momentum, "You are thinking that I will protect you and stand in front of you, right? !"

"I didn't think so." Tuosi looked up at you, and met your gaze, "I just know Mr. Hasebe won't really do anything."

"Fudge, just keep fooling." You applaud him.

"Waiting for a woman to support me." Zhong Ye cast a very disgusted look like Tuo Si, "Hey Dazai, he is even worse than you."

Tosi froze for a moment when he heard the word no.

what happened? ?

The words in your file suddenly came to his mind, what a joke... why would he care about this? ? ?

"What are you talking about, Chuya! I won't let girls support me, right Chacha!"

"That's because Chacha won't protect you at all." Kunikida said mercilessly.

"...I hate it, Kunikida-kun~ I have a very good relationship with Chacha!" After finishing speaking, Dazai looked at Nakaya again, and his tone changed instantly, "Hey, what nonsense are you talking about! What's wrong with me! I But it works!!!”

You felt in your heart and answered: that is, can you compare yourself with Tuo Si?

Well, you didn't say it directly because you wanted to save Tosi some face.

"Mr. Dostoevsky, please don't think that you can do whatever you want just because I like being a paper man."

"I didn't think so, Chacha." Tuosi raised the corner of his mouth at you, "You seem to be a different person after Mr. Hasebe came."

... The implication is that you can do whatever you want without relying on people with good physical skills to back you up.

"...?" You tilted your head imitating him, "What does this have to do with Hasebe, apart from Hasebe, Mr. Kunikida, Mr. Nakaya, and Tsurumaru can all punch you ten times with one punch. "

Tosi: "…………………………………"

Kunikida: "I have no objection."

Zhong Ye: "I have no objection either, let's just settle the previous accounts."

Tosi: Farewell.jpg

"Hey, where's Tsurumaru?" It's only now that you realize that the most noisy person is missing, no wonder you always feel that something is missing.

"I haven't seen it since this morning." Hasebe replied, "Maybe he is sleeping late again, that guy has been so lazy since before..."

"Tsurumaru Kuninaga——you——" Saying that, Hasebe walked to the door of Tsurumaru's room, and pushed open the door of Tsurumaru's room.

He looked into the room, turned around and waved to Osamu Dazai and Kunikida.

"What's wrong?" Kunikida asked, walking towards Hasebe.

"Hey——" Dazai followed and walked over, already guessing the direction of the matter, "Who will it be this time?"

"What--" Curious, you also followed, leaving the matter of Tosi behind.

Tosi originally planned to wait for you all to watch the fun, and then he would take the opportunity to sneak breakfast at the dining table... To be honest, he was a little hungry.

Unexpectedly, Zhong Yuanzhong was not named, and he didn't want to join in the fun, so he just stood there and stared at Tuo Si.

"Hey, don't try to take the opportunity to make trouble." As expected of Nakahara Chuya, even though he is only 1.6 meters, he can use his aura to suppress Tosi, who is about the same height as Dazai.

"I'm curious... If I really wanted to do that, how would you stop me, Hong Kong and Black Gravity Envoy."

"...Can't you even predict Dazai's actions?" Chuya lowered his hat and smiled murderously, "Then come and predict my actions, Majin."

"..." Tuo was silent, got up silently, stretched out his hand to the plate on the dining table under Zhongye's gaze, and picked up a piece of bread.

And waiting for you in Tsurumaru's room is——

"Mr. Dazai——!!!" The detective agency cat (?) Nakajima Atsushi felt all the anxiety in his heart fall to the ground the moment he saw Dazai, as if he had seen a life-saving straw, "Mr. Dazai... I !!"

"Oh! Isn't this Dunjun, you too..." Here comes.

Before Dazai finished speaking, you rushed into the room that originally belonged to Tsurumaru, hugging Atsushi's neck and violently rubbing his hair.

"Mr. Dazai, look! I have a cat!! I finally have a cat!!!" You are dying of happiness, "I!! I have lived for so many years!! Finally!! I have a cat!!!"

"...Chacha, wake up, if you want to talk, he should also be the cat of our armed detective agency."

"I'm not a cat or a tiger!!" Dun complained in a daze, and gently pushed you away with the mentality that men and women are different, "That...excuse me——"

So you, Dazai and Kunikida explained the current situation to Atsushi.

"... Where should I start complaining?" Dun showed an unbelievable expression, "Time travel or something... We were originally paper people or something... How is this possible!"

"Dun-jun, don't jump to conclusions!" Dazai patted Dun on the shoulder, "Seeing is believing, right?"

Then Dazai showed Atsushi around your bedroom.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Then Dun ran out screaming.

"What, what is this! Why is there a room full of Dostoevsky surroundings!?" He pointed to your room, and said to Dazai, "This, this is too bad, Dazai Mister! Too, too scary, Mr. Dazai!!! Because Dostoevsky’s fans are all, all—that kind of look!!!”

Atsushi Nakajima gestured, trying to imitate Ivan, one of Tosi's subordinates, with Dazai.

"...I ain't I didn't." You justify yourself.

"Although Miss Chacha is a fan of that devil, you don't have to worry about it at all, Atsushi." Kunikida also began to defend you.

"That's right, after all, Chacha is a paper sex~" Dazai also defended you.

"It is impossible for the Lord to stand on this side of Dostoevsky." Hasebe stood firmly.

"I testify." Zhong also finally inserted a sentence.

"...I can also testify."

Tosi swallowed the bread, took another sip of coffee, and continued speaking like this.

The author has something to say:

...shaking head.gif

I took a nap yesterday afternoon, and in my dream, people all over the world were saying that Tuo Si was not good.

It's over, he may really not be able to do it, I may sooner or later be caught by Tuo Dark Shark (Wang Tian

PS. Although Tsurumaru is temporarily offline, you can turn left next door to read the final article of the hero Tsurumaru I wrote before!It's also Joy Xiang, the name is "How to Raise Honwan without Writing about Su Wen [Comprehensive]"