I only like you as a paper man

Doth was depressed.

(cross) because he has been offline for five chapters (cross)

Well, not because of that.

After he returned to his own world, he started a knowledge contest with Dazai for the strongest brain (mistake), and finally he——returned here.

Relying on the dim light coming in from the window, Tosi recognized that his birth point was in your room this time, he turned on his phone and checked the time, it was 5:00.The last time I traveled here was at nine o'clock, it seems that this time is not fixed.

He looked at you sleeping on the bed.

Like most girls, when you stay at home in the summer, you will take off your bra and put on a light nightdress.Of course, due to cohabitation with these paper people (and other store employees in the house before), you only do this at night when you sleep.

I saw you hugging the body pillow on the bed and pressing your left leg under your body. This action made your little nightdress roll up to your waist, and your thighs and fat legs are all in sight.

He moved his gaze to other places. He was going to pretend he didn't see it and leave your room directly, but he heard the constant noise in the living room.He couldn't judge who was outside the door, and then he thought again, no matter who is there, if someone sees him coming out of your room, it must be a dead end (?).

In this case……

Dosi helped you cover your air-conditioning blanket, took off his boots and put them in the corner, and took off his coat, and put it neatly by your bed... I don’t know why, when he was resurrected (?) It will be this outfit.

Fortunately, the air conditioner is still on in your room, so he doesn't feel hot.

He turns on your computer.

Since they are all going to be misunderstood, it is better to use the computer to look for favorable information before that.

...Okay, he admitted, he wasn't panicking at all.Even if you wake up later and see him screaming, other people will hear your screaming and rush to him. If Hasebe wants to crush him on the spot, he will stand up and stand in front of him to protect him. People can't be anyone else - only you.

What's more, you also promised to lend him the computer last time, no problem.

What Tosi didn't expect was that although you said you could lend him a computer, what you were going to lend him was not this desktop computer, but a laptop computer that was sitting in your drawer.

... Sure enough, there is a password.

But how could the great devil Dostoevsky fail on the power-on password!As long as he moves his fingers and uses his unique skills (?), he can easily crack even an 18-digit random number code.

However, it doesn't take so much trouble to deal with you.

He tapped the keyboard calmly and entered his name.

Look, it worked once.

So, where do you start gathering data...

He looked at the 360 ​​prompt box that popped up in the lower right corner of the computer: It took you 20 seconds to start up this time, defeating 90% of the computers in the country, and silently cursed in his heart that it was really slow.

Your QQ boot will automatically start.

Not only that, but it will automatically log you in.

Tuosi originally wanted to cancel the login, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble, but who knew that the QQ login speed was too fast, and he didn't have time to click on it. Not only that, he also clicked on all your unread messages. read.

The first message from friend A:

[My notebook was detained by the customs ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh] ! ! ! ! ]

[I was detained ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ]

Although he didn't know what the book was, Tuo Si felt that it must not be a good thing.

The second message from friend B:

[Papa is on sale, I'm here to collect a kidney]

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The third message from the QQ group:

[Group friend A: Dazai rule you are poisonous! ! ! ]

Seeing this, Tuosi: Well said, if you can speak, just say a few more words.

[Group friend A: Why did I become you when I wrote you and wrote the hero! ! ! ! ]

Seeing this, Dosi: ...?

[Group Friends B: Who is not? The male protagonist I wrote about suddenly became a villain! ]

[Group friend C: I can help you answer this - because Tuo can't, next one. ]

Tosi: ...? ? ?

He didn't want to look anymore.

Then he sees the last message you received before going to sleep:

[Excuse me, does my wife eat this Tuo? ]

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...He thought for a few seconds, decided to do a good deed, to bring back a wave of useless favorability for himself, and to help you reply:

[eat. ]

Well, he's going to get down to business.

Just when he closed your QQ and was about to start investigating the data, he saw the doc files you placed in the upper right corner of the computer desktop.

[Slaughtering.doc]

[Whoring also.doc]

[White Akutagawa.doc]

……

In a pile of documents, he saw this at a glance——

[Prostitution.doc]

He swears that he only clicked on the document [贵杀.doc] because he wanted to find out the opponent's weaknesses and intelligence.

He flipped through five pages with difficulty, but finally he couldn't hold on and closed the document.

...what the hell is going on in your head?

Don't you like him?Are you not his fan? ? ?It’s fine to have a document like [卢顶.doc] on the desktop, but why do everyone else have a copy? ? ?Didn't you say that you will never be crushed? ? ?

Forget it, he's not interested, it doesn't matter to him what you do.

Although Tuosi thought this way in his mind, he still slid the cursor to [卢顺.doc].

I saw only these two lines in the document:

Wash and sleep, there is everything in the dream.

Tuo has no emotions and desires, and doesn't know boki at all. I will call whoever who fucks him is my father.

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At this time, you who were still asleep happened to turn over and muttered something in your sleep——

"Hmm...Fei Jia...I like you the most..."

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do you really like him ? ?

Is this what you like? ? ?

Shouldn't his fans be overwhelmed by his great personality charm, and then bow down to his pomegranate skirt (draw)—won't bow down to his great ideals and grand goals? ? ?

Tosi sometimes really hopes that you can reflect on yourself more. If you have this kind of American time, it is better to read "Crime and Punishment" several times, and don't focus on such meaningless things.

Mr. Dostoevsky, he will probably never realize that it is not you who need to reflect, but him.

You gradually wake up from your sleep.

The sun shines on you through the curtains, and you can vaguely hear the sound of birds flapping their wings and chirping.

It should be a perfect morning no matter how you look at it.

It was supposed to be like this.

You, who didn't wake up all at once, are still thinking about Dazai, who you may never see again in this life.You wanted to confirm the answer, so you suddenly turned over, sat up from the bed, and subconsciously called out: "Mr. Dazai!"

Someone will answer you shortly.

Tosi, who was typing on the keyboard last second, was still thinking in his heart that you should have woken up by this point, and he simulated several kinds of your reactions in his mind (actually, he didn’t do it on purpose, but when By the time he thinks of this, your reaction has already flowed out of his head naturally).

But he never expected that the first words you would say when you woke up would be - Mr. Dazai.

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For a moment, he almost wondered whether Dazai had been living with you for three to five years, and you were married and had a family and even had children.

He reconfirmed the date in the lower right corner of the computer, and it was true that only one day had passed.

...Alright, even if it's only for one day, he won't think it's difficult for Dazai to use this only one day to get you in his hands.

"Good morning, Chacha." Tosi greeted you without turning his head. He still remembers what kind of pajamas you were wearing. If you turn around at this time, you will only die more ugly.

Okay, correct me, he won't die because of this kind of thing, and you can't bear to beat him, the most you can do is yell at him.If he turns around at this time, it should be: You will be frightened to a greater extent and scream louder.

However, before Tosi is ready to be baptized by your screams——

Osamu Dazai, who heard you calling his name, pushed the door open and entered.

"Chacha, early in the morning..." Are you calling me?

He looked at you with the shoulder straps on the side of the suspender skirt sliding down to your shoulders, and then at Tosi who was typing the code next to you.

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The author has something to say:

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When I was at work today, I was chatting with the straight male colleague next door, and he finished Wenye manga-this is the premise.

Me: Between Dazai and Tuo, who would you choose for a romantic relationship?

Straight male colleague: Dazai (second answer).

me: why

Straight male colleague: Because Dazai can flirt

Me: What about Natuo?

Straight male colleague: (Silence for a few seconds)...he can't do it, can he?

Fuck, even straight men think that Tuo can't do it, maybe he really can't do it (shaking his head. gif

Then I laughed most of the day with my straight male co-workers (…

PS. Even at work, I still persecute Tuosi, I will definitely suffer retribution.jpg