I only like you as a paper man

"Did you apply for a false certificate? Although there are indeed people doing this everywhere around here...but this is too fast!" You complained, and walked forward, "Although your salary is not worth it no matter what you do. Your freedom, but save it too!"

"This is called precaution, Chacha." Osamu Dazai trotted two steps to keep up with your footsteps, "Look, if we don't have this passport, we may never see each other again."

"...If you don't have this passport, and you can't be sure that it will be foolproof, you won't die at all." You imitate the signature reasoning action in the elementary school students of death—touch your chin, and reason, "This is It's part of your plan, Dazai-san."

"Chacha...!" Dazai clasped his hands together, his eyes sparkled, "I'm so touched that you know me so well! Then you must have guessed my purpose, right?"

"Mr. Dazai, you overestimate me too much. I can't count your ultimate goal. But..." You raised your head and met Dazai's eyes, "Even if you don't use such an extreme method, you can still call me out .”

"Hey—it's just that Chacha rejected me." Dazai blinked, trying to get away with it, "If I ask you out forcefully, I might die under Hasebe's hands."

"But if you make such a mess, I doubt that you will die at the hands of Kunikida."

"..." I don't know whether Dazai really didn't realize this or pretended not to be aware of it. He stopped on the spot in surprise and made a very exaggerated gesture, "Oops! Jun silenced—in that case, why not just hide in a place where he will never be found—”

"Okay Dazai-san, Kunikida-kun can't kill you. You haven't rescued the detective agency yet, so you can't die here!"

"After all, Chacha has to wait for next month's update!"

"It's good that you know." You followed Dazai and stopped, "I'm hungry, as my reward for coming to the police station to pick you up...Mr. Dazai, please treat me."

"But all my money was used to get a passport just now~"

"...Then open your WeChat wallet and let me check it!" You put your hands on your hips, "I'm not a fool, although I don't know how you got this passport, but it is absolutely impossible to use the one I gave you today It's done with salary...how could it be done so quickly!"

"Well, there is really no way to get tea." Dazai raised his forehead, raised his bangs, and put down his hands again, "Then let me show you."

You took Dazai's phone, opened the WeChat balance, and saw that it showed——

00.00

"Look, look, I really don't have a drop."

"Although there is nothing wrong with saying this sentence on the Internet, it is three times more perverted when you actually say it, Mr. Dazai!" You threw his mobile phone into his arms, "And you said it in Miyano Mamoru's voice , it will go in the funny direction x10 pervert! To sum it up, it is 30 times more funny pervert!!"

You ignored Dazai's crying voice saying Chacha was too much, but walked towards the Japanese grocery store in front of you.Of course, you are using your peripheral vision to confirm whether he is following you.

"Yeah... how should I put it, I'm really sorry, but I actually let Chacha treat you."

Dazai took the seat across from you.

"Are you really embarrassed?" You flipped through the menu, "Why do I think, maybe even this is in your plan."

"Even if it's me, I wouldn't take everything into consideration and live my life, Chacha." Dazai's voice suddenly became calm, "Occasionally I feel that Tsurumaru's words are right, if everything can be predicted, The heart will die first."

...Aren't you exactly like that?

Thinking like this, you didn't turn your thoughts into words, but quietly lowered the menu and peeked at him.

He is smiling.

It wasn't the hippie smile he always had on his face, it was more of a wry smile.

Is it because you guessed that you knew about his past, that's why you showed such an expression?

Or do you want to invite him to dinner willingly, on purpose?

...It seems that either is very possible, so you won't be fooled by him!Your cook is the devil Dostoevsky, not his suicidal madman Dazai, what does he have to do with you?At most, it's just an ordinary friendship.

"Is this the reason why you usually do things?" So you decide—you can go back to Tsurumaru as you usually do, and don't let him pick up the topic, "Here is the menu for you. When you decide what to eat, order it quickly." Shan, I'm really hungry."

Dazai took the menu and did not continue the topic with interest.

This store serves food very quickly.

You are not the type who likes to finish your meal quietly by yourself.When you eat alone, you always use QQ to chat with your friends before eating a few mouthfuls, or eat while browsing Weibo; when you eat with friends, you always find a topic to discuss with your friends while eating .

"...So, Mr. Dazai, you just want to call me out to talk alone?" You didn't have much confidence in your guess, and you just used this idea as the beginning of the topic and asked him like this.

"After all, this is related to the survival of the detective agency." Dazai went straight to the point, "...There is not much time, so if it is not necessary, let it go."

"Mr. Dazai." You bit off half a piece of sweet shrimp sushi and swallowed it calmly, "You want to know Tosi's weakness, right? Or, it's a way to turn defeat into victory from the current situation."

"As expected of Chacha, you can understand the current situation at once."

"...Leaving aside the issue that we can't spoil it, even if I stand on the side of the detective agency and want to tell you his weakness, it's impossible, Dazai-san."

"Why?"

"What you want to know, I also want to know." You stuffed the remaining half of Tenka Sushi into your mouth and took a sip of barley tea, "I am sorry to tell you, Mr. Dazai, the current situation is not good for you, even if The readers only know that his purpose is 'to use the book to create a world without supernatural beings'."

So when will Teacher Asagiri unlock more information about this person! ! !You don't even know what his abilities are until now, okay! ! !Everyone can only rely on guesswork——! ! !

……

You failed to help Osamu Dazai.

You know, he will not simply give up like this. Even if this world restricts him and prevents him from directly obtaining the information in the original book, he must have thought of other methods now.

All you can do is tell him that the more Tuo Si stays in this world, the worse it will be for the detective agency.Although he can breathe a sigh of relief now, he doesn't know if he will return to this world.

After lunch, you didn't let Dazai go back, and you didn't go back to the milk tea shop yourself, but chose to follow him.

In fact, you still want him to give you advice—how can you get your Fei Jia!But when you thought that he might return to the original world to continue fighting tomorrow, you chose to shut up.

"Chacha——" Dazai noticed your gloomy expression, and quickly returned to his usual style of painting, "What's the matter, what's the matter, this expression doesn't suit you! Girls look good when they smile~ But what does Chacha say? The expressions are so cute."

"It's nothing, I just feel sorry for the meal money just now." You stuck out your tongue at Dazai, lying to him.

"If Chacha travels to our world one day, how about I treat you to dinner in return!"

"...Are you sure you are the one who invited me to dinner, not Kunikida-san?"

"What—! Can you even see through this—!"

"Of course!" You patted yourself on the chest confidently, "After all, many fans still write about the Katiao girl you stole!"

"So that's how it is." Dazai spread his index finger, clamped his chin with his thumb, and smiled maliciously, "Indeed, there is such a method! It can not only solve the food crisis, but also persecute the That fellow Chuya—"

"You don't call it persecution, you call it theft, Mr. Dazai." You corrected, "You will go to jail."

"Heh." Dazai chuckled, "I'm already in prison, Chacha."

...you can't argue with that.

"Speaking of which, it's great that there was a uniform replacement of smartphones in the detective agency before." Dazai said suddenly, "If it wasn't like this, it would be very inconvenient here."

"Oh, I just said that I always feel that something is not right. It turns out that the mobile phone is different." You looked at the sky and recalled the scene in the original book - there are characters using smartphones and flip phones, and you don't know them at all. How advanced is the technology there.

In that case, Mr. Nakaya must have changed his cell phone too, right?

——Only Tosi is still a flip phone.

Thinking of this, you couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

This foreigner was unknowingly squeezed out again!

You wandered around all afternoon and didn't go home until evening.

Kunikida has contacted you and said that he and Hasebe have discussed a business plan—in simple terms, it is a shift schedule, and in this way, the milk tea shop can be kept open until late at night.

You blurted out excitedly, calling out Kunikida's father.

Kunikida was full of question marks, he didn't even get a girlfriend, how could he suddenly become a father!

Before you fell asleep, you secretly knocked on Osamu Dazai's door.

"Going to the opposite sex's room at night is a hint." Dazai, who was afraid of being heard by Kunikida or Hasebe, whispered in your ear.

"...Hinting you a ball!" You stomped on him angrily.

"Pain, pain, pain! Chacha, I'm afraid of pain!" Even so, Dazai held back his shouting with difficulty.

"Forget it if you die from the pain! It just happens to fulfill your life wish!"

"My wish in life is to die in love with a beautiful woman, Chacha, you..."

"I will not die in love with you!"

Actually, you came to see Dazai just to say goodbye to him.

...Maybe he will disappear tomorrow like Tuosi.

Maybe we will never see each other again.

Dazai smiled softly, he squatted down and was at eye level with you.

"What, what's the matter... I said that I will not die for love with you! If you want to die for love..." There must be love before it can be called love!

Before you could say the second half of the sentence, Dazai moved closer to you, pressed his head on your shoulder, stroked your head, and said to comfort you——

"We'll see each other again."

"Chacha, I assure you."

The author has something to say:

While writing, I thought, Tuo, are you really the hero? Tuo, can you do it Tuo! ! !Fight for it, Tuo! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Don't lose to Osamu Dazai! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

This article is purely silly and sweet (...) In fact, I don’t want to get too entangled in Tuozai’s battle in the original book. If I want to write it in depth, it will be endless, so I can’t be silly and sweet! ! ! (fall

I had a serious discussion with my friends about this matter before opening the pit, I don’t think they will really take a vacation here and live a daily life like a male high school student (…) So I decided to set it as—they In fact, I have been making troubles and trying to get information that is beneficial to me, but I won’t write it in the text (hey

Thank you little angels for feeding~

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