I only like you as a paper man
Chapter 3 I Read Myself
Starting today, the discussion between you and your friends will change from "how to get Dostoyevsky" to "how to keep your life around Dostoyevsky".
Tosi drank up the black tea latte in a short while, you think he must be overheated.As we all know, Yokohama is like spring all year round, and the summer in Shanghai is hotter than in Africa. It's really embarrassing for him, a Russian who wears such thick clothes.
"Do you want to change clothes?" You suggested cautiously.
"Yes." Tosi threw the milk tea cup into the trash can, and obediently (?) stood aside, waiting for you to re-lock the store door.
You are ready to take him home.
Your home is near People's Square, connected to the staff dormitory.
In fact, it wasn't a staff dormitory at first, but your real estate. Because no one lives there, it was simply changed into a staff dormitory for use.The clerk who resigned yesterday hasn't come to pack his luggage, and his figure is similar to that of Tuosi. You are going to ask him to borrow a set of clothes.
As he walked, Tosi walked into Uniqlo by himself.
You quickly followed in and stood in front of him.
"What are you doing?"
"Don't you want to buy clothes?" Tosi replied calmly.
You drag him out of the store before he's ready to tell you that it looks good.
You don't know where your courage comes from, probably because money transactions are involved.
"Are you rich?" Deja vu line.
"No, but..." Tosi is going to answer you with the same words.
You are angry, and you have no time to calmly think about whether you will die miserably if you disobey Kangtuo's order, and you scold him and say: "I tell you, I have no money! Drinking milk tea is okay, and buying clothes is not enough." Don't think about it! Do you think you are a little boy who is being taken care of by a rich woman? You can have whatever you want!"
After hearing your words, Tosi fell silent.
He didn't expect you to yell at him like this, after all, few people dare to yell at him, let alone you are his little fan girl——he thinks it is.
From your reaction after knowing that he is Tuosi himself and the pendant on the phone, he can easily analyze this.Tosi can also see that you know how scary he is and are afraid of him, so it is only natural that you will treat him like a little girl who sees an idol.
He thought, maybe the way of thinking or the brain circuit of people in the other world is different from that of the people in this world, and what he just said just hit your anger point again.Now he hasn't figured out what's going on in this world, and you, who can be used by you who are angered, will do him all harm and no benefit.
"Sorry, just follow your arrangement." So he answered you like this, and left the store by himself.He somewhat disliked the description of "little boy who was taken care of by a rich woman", and always felt that it should be used to describe Osamu Dazai.
"Oh, oh oh...!"
You didn't expect that Tuosi would apologize to you. Just after you finished yelling at him, you have already thought about 100 possibilities of being killed by Tuosi.
Guess he must be using you now, and he is still thinking about how to squeeze out the last bit of value from you, and then abandon you severely-you know Tuosi too well.
In fact, you haven’t fully accepted the fact that the time travel of paper people is too ridiculous. This is not the Mary Su Wen serialized in Jinjiang Literature City... Okay, you really like watching this kind of thing, and you didn’t like it before. I have read a lot of anti-wear articles, and I will pray before going to bed at night: I hope to wake up tomorrow and see XXX lying next to my bed.
However, this kind of prayer has never been effective once.
...Of course not this time.
The person you think about day and night is standing by your side, but now you are very calm, you don't blush and your heart beats, you only worry about your own safety... and your wallet.
You sneak a few glances at Tosi, who is looking around holding his hat and coat.Not far away, there are two girls who are looking at Tuosi and pointing at him. If you take a closer look, one of them is carrying Dazai Zhi's pain bag, and the other is carrying Nakahara Chuya's pain bag.
Wow, it's a rich woman, I'm so sour... You stare at their pain bags with envy, but you don't know that they can only eat buns every day in order to save money on buying goods. I couldn't even afford to eat.
In fact, you are the same way, your room is full of Dostoevsky merch (in fact, there are many memes of other characters, because you are a DD), they spend most of your living expenses, you don’t have Use the spare money to support him, a big living person.
"Let me get it for you, it's too conspicuous." You snatched his clothes from Tosi, "There are a lot of Two-dimensional around here, and you will be recognized in minutes."
"Two-dimensional?" Tosi obviously didn't understand the term.
"Two-dimensional is a virtual product like animation and manga games, but now we collectively call real humans who like this product Two-dimensional." You explained to him, "But sometimes, this may be a derogatory term."
"So that's it, then you are also Two-dimensional?"
"..."
If it weren't for the fact that the description of this scene is too complicated, you even want to contribute to the Confusing Behavior Awards on Weibo.God knows who in the world can understand your mood at the moment—what kind of experience is it if you are asked by a paper person if you are Two-dimensional?
Thank you, you don't want to answer.
"Yes... yes, I am a two-dimensional dead house."
I still think about how to date Two-dimensional men, especially you.
You add silently in your heart.
"Do you need me to explain to you what a house is?" After thinking about it, you asked him again.
"No, I saw it in Yokohama before." Tosi answered you.
Should I complain here, no matter which dimension the house looks the same?Say yes, Mr. Tayama Hanaburo from Yokohama.
"Is my dress so strange?" Tosi, who was watched by more than 1 people in just one minute, finally couldn't help it.
Nonsense, wearing long sleeves and boots on the streets of Shanghai in summer is too conspicuous!Your hair is still so long and you look hot, okay?Sweat dripped to the ground! ——Of course you don’t dare to complain about him like this now, so you had to say to Tuosi: “Maybe it’s because you are so good-looking, and everyone likes to see handsome guys.”
"……thanks."
???????
When you hear this answer, you are full of question marks. It’s cute to put it in Two-dimensional. Isn’t it a narcissist who would answer this way in three dimensions!Will someone say thank you when others say he is a handsome guy!Will there be! !
You freed up one hand, took out a rubber band from your pocket and handed it to Tosi: "Here, you can use this to tie your hair, it will be cooler."
In fact, the calculation in my heart is like this: Tuo, if you take off the hat, the recognition will be reduced by half, and if you tie your hair, you will definitely become another person, and fans may not recognize it at a glance.
So Maozi's body is indeed a hat.
Plan pass.
"Okay." Tosi braided her hair, and immediately felt much refreshed, looking like a pure boy.
You stared at him, imagining the appearance of the paper man Dosi with pigtails, and couldn't help laughing foolishly.
You know how obscenely you smile every time you think of the paper man, so you quickly turn your face away, lest Tuosi see it.
He watched your series of actions, and arbitrarily defined your inner activities as a youth romance novel.
"Mr. Dostoevsky, aren't you surprised that you traveled through time?" You are a whole head shorter than Dos, standing beside him like a little follower, plus you also help him carry things , You think you are Sha Wujing.
"Don't be surprised, it's easy to understand. Since..." Tosi suddenly thought of something, paused, and asked you, "Do you know books?"
"I know." You nodded, "Write what can be achieved, but there are conditions. You want to use this to create a world without the existence of supernatural beings... No, I didn't say anything."
"Since the humans in this world know this, there is no need to hide it."
You heard the meaning of what Tuosi said: In this case, it is useless to get rid of you.
"Since there are things like books that can change the world, it is not impossible for there to be a multiverse in the world." Tosi continued, "In fact, it is possible that this is the future me that uses books to create the same universe." A world where the capable exist, isn't it?"
What Tosi said is well-founded, and you have no way to refute it.
"Then... should I call you Lord Creator?"
"I don't like this title very much. After all, my purpose is not to become a god who rules the world. This is just a possibility."
"Lord Dostoevsky is right." You nodded.
Tosi didn't bother to complain about your changing names for him, he just felt that the world without supernatural beings seemed quite leisurely, and a little sister like you couldn't pose any threat to him and his plan.
"correct."
"Ok?"
"I haven't asked your name yet."
"My name is Chacha, you can also call me Xiaocha or Chazi, but you must not call me Acha, because I will think you are called Archer." You talked about your usual self-introduction, and every time you said You can’t stop at this, “Do you know what an Archer is? It’s a class in the Fate series. Masters can sign contracts with heroic spirits of different jobs, and then seven gods fight to grab the Holy Grail. This kind of battle is called the Holy Grail War. .The Holy Grail can fulfill any of your wishes, much better than a book."
"...sounds good." Tosi thought deeply, "How can I participate in the Holy Grail War?"
"Heroic Spirit is selected by the Holy Grail, but you can look forward to the official installation of Dostoevsky. You see, Andersen has already installed it. You have to believe that one day you can also install it."
In the next 5 minutes, you enthusiastically explained to Dos what character installation is, and who is Dostoevsky in reality.Tuosi expressed with great interest that he must read the world famous book "Crime and Punishment" if he has the opportunity.
What is this called?
Oh.
I read myself.
Tosi drank up the black tea latte in a short while, you think he must be overheated.As we all know, Yokohama is like spring all year round, and the summer in Shanghai is hotter than in Africa. It's really embarrassing for him, a Russian who wears such thick clothes.
"Do you want to change clothes?" You suggested cautiously.
"Yes." Tosi threw the milk tea cup into the trash can, and obediently (?) stood aside, waiting for you to re-lock the store door.
You are ready to take him home.
Your home is near People's Square, connected to the staff dormitory.
In fact, it wasn't a staff dormitory at first, but your real estate. Because no one lives there, it was simply changed into a staff dormitory for use.The clerk who resigned yesterday hasn't come to pack his luggage, and his figure is similar to that of Tuosi. You are going to ask him to borrow a set of clothes.
As he walked, Tosi walked into Uniqlo by himself.
You quickly followed in and stood in front of him.
"What are you doing?"
"Don't you want to buy clothes?" Tosi replied calmly.
You drag him out of the store before he's ready to tell you that it looks good.
You don't know where your courage comes from, probably because money transactions are involved.
"Are you rich?" Deja vu line.
"No, but..." Tosi is going to answer you with the same words.
You are angry, and you have no time to calmly think about whether you will die miserably if you disobey Kangtuo's order, and you scold him and say: "I tell you, I have no money! Drinking milk tea is okay, and buying clothes is not enough." Don't think about it! Do you think you are a little boy who is being taken care of by a rich woman? You can have whatever you want!"
After hearing your words, Tosi fell silent.
He didn't expect you to yell at him like this, after all, few people dare to yell at him, let alone you are his little fan girl——he thinks it is.
From your reaction after knowing that he is Tuosi himself and the pendant on the phone, he can easily analyze this.Tosi can also see that you know how scary he is and are afraid of him, so it is only natural that you will treat him like a little girl who sees an idol.
He thought, maybe the way of thinking or the brain circuit of people in the other world is different from that of the people in this world, and what he just said just hit your anger point again.Now he hasn't figured out what's going on in this world, and you, who can be used by you who are angered, will do him all harm and no benefit.
"Sorry, just follow your arrangement." So he answered you like this, and left the store by himself.He somewhat disliked the description of "little boy who was taken care of by a rich woman", and always felt that it should be used to describe Osamu Dazai.
"Oh, oh oh...!"
You didn't expect that Tuosi would apologize to you. Just after you finished yelling at him, you have already thought about 100 possibilities of being killed by Tuosi.
Guess he must be using you now, and he is still thinking about how to squeeze out the last bit of value from you, and then abandon you severely-you know Tuosi too well.
In fact, you haven’t fully accepted the fact that the time travel of paper people is too ridiculous. This is not the Mary Su Wen serialized in Jinjiang Literature City... Okay, you really like watching this kind of thing, and you didn’t like it before. I have read a lot of anti-wear articles, and I will pray before going to bed at night: I hope to wake up tomorrow and see XXX lying next to my bed.
However, this kind of prayer has never been effective once.
...Of course not this time.
The person you think about day and night is standing by your side, but now you are very calm, you don't blush and your heart beats, you only worry about your own safety... and your wallet.
You sneak a few glances at Tosi, who is looking around holding his hat and coat.Not far away, there are two girls who are looking at Tuosi and pointing at him. If you take a closer look, one of them is carrying Dazai Zhi's pain bag, and the other is carrying Nakahara Chuya's pain bag.
Wow, it's a rich woman, I'm so sour... You stare at their pain bags with envy, but you don't know that they can only eat buns every day in order to save money on buying goods. I couldn't even afford to eat.
In fact, you are the same way, your room is full of Dostoevsky merch (in fact, there are many memes of other characters, because you are a DD), they spend most of your living expenses, you don’t have Use the spare money to support him, a big living person.
"Let me get it for you, it's too conspicuous." You snatched his clothes from Tosi, "There are a lot of Two-dimensional around here, and you will be recognized in minutes."
"Two-dimensional?" Tosi obviously didn't understand the term.
"Two-dimensional is a virtual product like animation and manga games, but now we collectively call real humans who like this product Two-dimensional." You explained to him, "But sometimes, this may be a derogatory term."
"So that's it, then you are also Two-dimensional?"
"..."
If it weren't for the fact that the description of this scene is too complicated, you even want to contribute to the Confusing Behavior Awards on Weibo.God knows who in the world can understand your mood at the moment—what kind of experience is it if you are asked by a paper person if you are Two-dimensional?
Thank you, you don't want to answer.
"Yes... yes, I am a two-dimensional dead house."
I still think about how to date Two-dimensional men, especially you.
You add silently in your heart.
"Do you need me to explain to you what a house is?" After thinking about it, you asked him again.
"No, I saw it in Yokohama before." Tosi answered you.
Should I complain here, no matter which dimension the house looks the same?Say yes, Mr. Tayama Hanaburo from Yokohama.
"Is my dress so strange?" Tosi, who was watched by more than 1 people in just one minute, finally couldn't help it.
Nonsense, wearing long sleeves and boots on the streets of Shanghai in summer is too conspicuous!Your hair is still so long and you look hot, okay?Sweat dripped to the ground! ——Of course you don’t dare to complain about him like this now, so you had to say to Tuosi: “Maybe it’s because you are so good-looking, and everyone likes to see handsome guys.”
"……thanks."
???????
When you hear this answer, you are full of question marks. It’s cute to put it in Two-dimensional. Isn’t it a narcissist who would answer this way in three dimensions!Will someone say thank you when others say he is a handsome guy!Will there be! !
You freed up one hand, took out a rubber band from your pocket and handed it to Tosi: "Here, you can use this to tie your hair, it will be cooler."
In fact, the calculation in my heart is like this: Tuo, if you take off the hat, the recognition will be reduced by half, and if you tie your hair, you will definitely become another person, and fans may not recognize it at a glance.
So Maozi's body is indeed a hat.
Plan pass.
"Okay." Tosi braided her hair, and immediately felt much refreshed, looking like a pure boy.
You stared at him, imagining the appearance of the paper man Dosi with pigtails, and couldn't help laughing foolishly.
You know how obscenely you smile every time you think of the paper man, so you quickly turn your face away, lest Tuosi see it.
He watched your series of actions, and arbitrarily defined your inner activities as a youth romance novel.
"Mr. Dostoevsky, aren't you surprised that you traveled through time?" You are a whole head shorter than Dos, standing beside him like a little follower, plus you also help him carry things , You think you are Sha Wujing.
"Don't be surprised, it's easy to understand. Since..." Tosi suddenly thought of something, paused, and asked you, "Do you know books?"
"I know." You nodded, "Write what can be achieved, but there are conditions. You want to use this to create a world without the existence of supernatural beings... No, I didn't say anything."
"Since the humans in this world know this, there is no need to hide it."
You heard the meaning of what Tuosi said: In this case, it is useless to get rid of you.
"Since there are things like books that can change the world, it is not impossible for there to be a multiverse in the world." Tosi continued, "In fact, it is possible that this is the future me that uses books to create the same universe." A world where the capable exist, isn't it?"
What Tosi said is well-founded, and you have no way to refute it.
"Then... should I call you Lord Creator?"
"I don't like this title very much. After all, my purpose is not to become a god who rules the world. This is just a possibility."
"Lord Dostoevsky is right." You nodded.
Tosi didn't bother to complain about your changing names for him, he just felt that the world without supernatural beings seemed quite leisurely, and a little sister like you couldn't pose any threat to him and his plan.
"correct."
"Ok?"
"I haven't asked your name yet."
"My name is Chacha, you can also call me Xiaocha or Chazi, but you must not call me Acha, because I will think you are called Archer." You talked about your usual self-introduction, and every time you said You can’t stop at this, “Do you know what an Archer is? It’s a class in the Fate series. Masters can sign contracts with heroic spirits of different jobs, and then seven gods fight to grab the Holy Grail. This kind of battle is called the Holy Grail War. .The Holy Grail can fulfill any of your wishes, much better than a book."
"...sounds good." Tosi thought deeply, "How can I participate in the Holy Grail War?"
"Heroic Spirit is selected by the Holy Grail, but you can look forward to the official installation of Dostoevsky. You see, Andersen has already installed it. You have to believe that one day you can also install it."
In the next 5 minutes, you enthusiastically explained to Dos what character installation is, and who is Dostoevsky in reality.Tuosi expressed with great interest that he must read the world famous book "Crime and Punishment" if he has the opportunity.
What is this called?
Oh.
I read myself.
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