I only like you as a paper man

You and Tosi returned home safe and sound.

You have already called the clerk, and with his permission, you found the clothes and pants from his room and lent them to Tosi.

"Here, change it yourself."

You stuffed the clothes to Tosi, got into your room, and closed the door with a bang.

Okay, now you have to tidy up the surroundings of Tosi that occupy every inch of your room within a few minutes of his changing clothes, including the body-sized pillow of Tosi that you asked your friends to draw for you—the clothes are messy It's unbearable, and the posture is very coquettish.

It would be terrible if this is seen, he will definitely feel that you treat him as an object of fantasy... Okay, that's right.You swallowed, crawled to the foot of the bed in fear, and hugged the two-meter-long body pillow with great effort and care, just like hugging a bomb that would explode without knowing when.

Your closet has been stuffed by you, of course, most of the space inside is used by you to store Two-dimensional peripherals.There's still room for you to put this gigantic full-length throw pillow, except for the storage compartment above the wardrobe.

You stand up from the bed, first put the pillow back on the bed, then stand on tiptoe to open the compartment door, then hold the pillow again and stand on tiptoe——

At this moment, Tosi pushed open the door of your room.

He blinked, and couldn't find the right words to describe his mood at the moment.Who would have expected that after changing his clothes, when he opened the door, he would see a room full of papers around him, as well as that coquettish body pillow.Now he is even more convinced that you are his little fan girl, or the kind who is crazy enough to die, which is much more convenient than ordinary people to send and use.

The body-length pillow in your hand fell to the ground the moment you saw Tuosi, and Tuosi's eyes followed the pillow. From your point of view, Tuosi's expression now is: How dare you let me lie on the floor , I kill you.jpg.

"Sorry, I didn't know this was your room, I thought it would be..." It would be a bigger living room.

Tosi tried to resolve the embarrassment by saying "I didn't see you, please continue", but he didn't expect to be interrupted by you before he finished speaking.

"Please, please listen to my explanation!! Dostoevsky first... No, my lord!!!!!! That... I am... This is——!"

You couldn't explain why for a long time, you could only keep waving your hands indiscriminately, gesticulating some incomprehensible things in the air, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while.

"You don't have to be so nervous." Tosi interrupted you in a calm manner, so calm that it made your back chill in the summer, "Most human beings will place emotional sustenance on people or things, and will have some feelings for other opposite sexes." Fantasy is also a normal behavior. It’s just that your object happens to be me...... Don’t feel sorry.”

No, it's not a matter of going too far, okay? ?This is social death, okay? ! !And the pause between you is too long! !Actually, you really mind, right? ! !

What should I do if my body-length pillow is suddenly discovered by the Lord!urgent!Wait online! ! !

"The painting is pretty good, but I don't know how to dress like this." Tosi added his thoughts.

Although he told you not to care about it, he made you up again.

Tuosijuju, stab me to death with a knife, you really kill without leaving a trace——at this moment, you are already hiding at the foot of the bed and shivering, wanting to cry without tears.

"What are you afraid of? I won't be angry about such a small thing."

"Really, really..." You hugged the Tuosi doll on the cabinet next to you tightly, praying to Fei Jia, baby, please save me, for the sake of spending so much money on you, you Can you help me!Even though the person who wants to murder(?) me right now is you—! ! ! ! !

"It's better to say that I saw something interesting. As expected, it's a different world, full of surprises everywhere."

Seriously, are you serious? Tuosijuju!You are mocking me, right? ! ! ! ! —You really want to dig a hole in the ground and get in.

"Okay, okay...Thank you Lord Dostoyevsky for not killing me." You said, in front of Dos, you picked up his pillow from the ground again, patted the ashes, and tried to put him away again. It tucks into the storage compartment.

In Tosi's eyes, you are like a little ant carrying food twice as big as yourself, and you will be crushed at any time.Even if you stand on tiptoe, you can't reach close to the ceiling.

"Do you need my help?" the kind Russian spoke.

"Hey, that..."

Before you could answer, Tuosi raised his pillow, lifted it up easily, and quickly completed the task.If you look carefully, you can still see a bit of disgust in his eyes.

"thanks……"

"You're welcome, you're welcome."

"It's really easy..." You subconsciously complained.

Tosi: "..."

You explain: "...this is a bad Chinese joke."

Tosi: "...So that's how it is."

He obviously didn't believe it, because his facial expression didn't change.

You took a deep breath, collected your mood, and tried to deduce his inner thoughts in your mind.He will use his prey until the last trace of its value is squeezed out. On the other hand, as long as you have value, you are safe... although he can completely eliminate you and use others.But there are risks in doing so, no one can guarantee whether other people will treat him as a psychopath and send him to the bureau.

Thinking of this, you will not be so afraid.Then you jumped out of bed and put on your slippers, patted Tuosi on the back lightly, motioning for him to leave the room.

He did so, and you followed suit.

"Okay, Mr. Dostoevsky. I know you must now hope that I can take you around, collect information, or find a way to go back. After all, staying here may affect your original world. Big plans. But—"

You changed the subject, coughed twice and cleared your throat pretendingly: "I'm very sorry, I don't have time to take you to do these things."

"...?" Tosi tilted his head, a little puzzled, "Can you tell me the reason?"

"The reason is simple, Mr. Dostoevsky, if you can't find a way to go back tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, or for a while, and you have to stay in this place..." You said, never He took out the wallet from his backpack and showed the empty wallet to Tosi with a blank expression, "You don't want to go hungry either, do you?"

"Don't you have any savings?" Tosi frowned, thinking that you don't look like a poor child who can't even afford to eat.

"Originally there was." You looked desperate, "Originally, there was more than five figures. For a person of my age, five figures is a huge sum of money. I wanted to save it for retirement. Fund, the result..."

"result?"

"As a result, I fell in love with Fedya."

"...Me?" Tosi tilted his head to the other side.

"No, it's not you, Mr. Dostoevsky, it's Fedya." You point to your mobile phone pendant, and explain to him, "Look, it's him. It's not 3D, it's 2D, it's You who exist only as a paper man."

"..." Tosi fell silent, looking at you like a fool.

"Just now you also saw those... er... shameful collections in my room." You covered your face silently, "Those are very expensive, a small badge costs twenty or thirty. Sea view rooms even cost hundreds One... oh, the so-called sea view houses are the neighborhoods that everyone wants, and the supply exceeds demand, so the price has risen. If anyone proposes to me with fifty Fei Jia sea view houses, I will marry him immediately..."

"I know, don't worry, I have my own way." Tosi deliberately ignored the second half of your words, he was not interested in what you thought of him.

"Are you going to steal or rob or cheat? Please stop your dangerous thoughts immediately, Mr. Dostoevsky." You patted the table next to you to show your dignity, although you didn't have such a thing at all .

"Indeed, if this is the world you lived in in the past, you are indeed invincible, and the above methods are feasible in order to survive, but not here-because China is full of cameras, if you are in our small Secretly changing clothes in the alley, maybe the next day it will be on the Weibo hot search."

So you people all over the world know about me changing clothes in the alley?

For the first time in his life, Dostoevsky experienced the horror of being violated.

"China's anti-crime and evil efforts are strong. If you go to smash and loot, there is no reliable way to escape. It is estimated that you will be arrested within half an hour. After all, this is a society ruled by law without supernatural powers. Ah yes, the subway has security, so you can't carry a knife with you."

"That's really difficult."

"As for hacking methods, I don't recommend you to use them until you understand the basic characteristics of the Internet here. Rather, please don't commit crimes, Mr. Dostoevsky."

"It sounds reasonable, but I didn't expect that the priority should be to solve the problem of food and clothing."

"Thank you for your understanding!" You smiled slightly at Tuosi, perhaps it would be more appropriate to describe it as a profiteer's smile.

"So, what do you want me to do for you?" I have to say, you are too easily seen through.

"Did you know that there is a light novel called "Let's Work! Lord Demon King!" It tells the story of a demon king who is exiled to a different world and has to work to make money in order to survive."

"...and then." Tosi's voice did not fluctuate at all, as if he believed that your dog could not spit out ivory, so he would not be able to give any good answers.

"I think this is very similar to your current experience, isn't it? You see, we can even change the title to "Let's work! Majin-sama!", I think it's quite appropriate."

"Mr. Dostoevsky, you're lucky you don't even have to go around for interviews."

"—As it happens, I have a job that I can introduce to you."