I only like you as a paper man

You have been depressed recently.

Because you fell in love with a Russian.

The Russian didn't have the basic traits of a Europa male: he had neither a feral beard nor well-developed body hair, and he didn't seem to be built to tear a bear with his bare hands.He claims to be frail and sickly, and he looks a little weak. The hairline on his head is so high that you are always afraid that he will be bald before he gets old, and there are dark circles under his eyes caused by staying up late for many years.

In fact, these are not important, you don't care about them.Anyway, whether he is Russian or not, he will look like a Japanese, not to mention that he has two faces—one in the manga and another in the anime.

In the comics, he looks like a slender and beautiful young man. He seems to be only 17 years old. His evil smile can fascinate all living beings, and the evil spirit emanating from the inside is also mixed with a bit of a dull feel. The fact that it's okay to gnaw your fingers reminds you of some sweet-toothed detective from The Little Book of Death.

In the animation, he is different. He looks at least 28 years old. It is still unknown whether he can tear a bear with his bare hands, but it is definitely a matter of minutes when he picks up a cello and smashes a bear to death.The heavy hair volume in the animation reflects the extreme dissatisfaction with his own hairline in the comics, not to mention, even the dark circles under the eyes have faded.You always want to write a complaint letter to the animation company to complain: Crooked?Did you find a substitute for him?

That's right, the Russian you like is a paper man.

He has a very long name: Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky.

Fans thought his name was too long, so they either called him by his nickname Fei Jia, or simply called Ta Tuo or Tuo Si, and those who were simpler and rude would call him Maozi.In addition, he also has a nickname, Fantuan, because he always wears a Russian snow cap.

You like him so much that you are thinking about how to get him every day.

You are an Otome doujinshi writer, and it is your unshirkable responsibility to get the paper figurines into your hands. No, it should be said that this is your mission in life.You have already soaked up Zhongyuan Zhongya, Dazai Osamu, etc. who were on the same set as Tuosi, and now the only thing left is this guy who hasn't been dealt with yet.

—but you can't figure out how to get him after you've racked your brains, and that's why you're depressed.

Whether you are in class or on vacation, day or night, you have never stopped exploring this issue.As the saying goes, you think about it every day and dream at night, and he often even appears in your dreams.

The chat history between you and your friends is also full of this topic. It usually starts with "Have you thought about what happened to Buduo?" and ends with "Go to sleep and have everything in your dreams", accompanied by "This person is worse than Zai" It’s hard to do, he cheats his life by cheating his feelings”, “Even if 100 Marysues go to give care to Tuo, he will first deduce the purpose and benefits of the heroine’s doing so and then use it in turn”, or “When the heroine gave her a Is it okay to give warm care to Youtuo who is swinging alone? No, does this person really have a childhood?" and other suffocating discussions.

You and your friends even gave up on yourself, and finally came to the conclusion that "Tuo has no emotions and six desires, so he can't do anything. He must have a cold personality, maybe he doesn't know boki at all".

You didn't find the answer today, and you still woke up from your sleep.Because you dreamed that Osamu Dazai was driving you to escape in a racing car, and the person chasing you was Tosi, the scene was like a doomsday disaster movie in the United States, and you were almost shot by bullets several times while sitting in the passenger seat.

After waking up, you shared this dream with your friend at the first time, and the friend replied calmly and said: You are told to persecute Tuo every day, and you will be punished.

You don't care, what is the pain in the wind and rain?At least Osamu Dazai took you racing, right?Although it's just a drag racing in the physical sense, but dreaming is earning money, right?

What's more, it's just a dream, and it's impossible for the paper man to come to reality and chase you down.While you continue to chat with your friends and continue to discuss how to make bubbles, you get up, wash up, pack up and go out, preparing to open a store.

Your family owns a milk tea shop, which is at the farthest corner of the People's Square, but unfortunately, business is not very good, so you have to go to the shop to work on your own during rest days.The other clerks have resigned recently, and even the last clerk approached you yesterday to hand in his resignation.You are the only one left in the huge staff dormitory, and it is still unknown what will happen to the milk tea shop starting next week, but it is not as important as getting Tuo in hand.

You put the key in and lift the iron rolling door with difficulty.You are not tall, and you have to step on a stool to push it up completely. Just as you were about to run into the store to find a stool, a figure popped out from nowhere and silently pushed the iron rolling door to the top for you. superior.

"Thank you, you are so kind!" You turned on the lights in the store, and then realized that something seemed wrong, the tall man came out of the store.

You suddenly turned around, and saw the man standing at the door of the shop, facing the scorching summer sun, silently taking off his furry hat, taking off his coat, and gently fanning himself with his hands.A passer-by passing by outside the store looked at him with a mentally handicapped look of "Fuck, is this guy an idiot? He wears such thick clothes in summer".

Damn, why is this man dressed like Tuo Si?Is it the coser who came out to shoot the location and wanted to rub the seats in our store to make up?But he came out of the store, could it be that he was locked up here overnight yesterday?Could it be the enemy of the clerk who resigned yesterday, and he locked up his enemy for one night to take revenge?You still remember, the clerk brother's enemy is a fan of literary giants and wild dogs, so it's not surprising that he will cosplay here.

You can only think of one explanation.You felt sorry for him, so you poured a glass of ice water and ran to the store and handed it to him, and asked him, "Are you okay?"

"Thank you, I'm fine." He took the water, didn't drink it, just held it in his hand, then turned his head and said to you, "I want to ask you something."

"Okay." You guessed that he wanted to ask the shop assistant a question, so he nodded quickly.You don't want to get involved in their personal grievances, so you are determined to sell the clerk brother's phone number to him.

You took the opportunity to look at the man in front of you, and you swear, he is definitely the best-looking opposite sex you have ever seen in your life, with fair skin and a high nose bridge...it doesn't seem to be Asian.

Hey, it's strange, why does the voice sound like Ishida Akira?I must report to my friends later, and see if I can get a group photo before that, you think so.

"Where is this place?"

"People's Square, next door is Nanjing Road."

"Shanghai, China?"

"Yes."

"Do you know "supernatural power"? "

"I know, your supernatural power is crime and punishment. No, it's Mr. Tuo's supernatural power is crime and punishment."

The man's pupils looking at you dilated for a second, it was almost a momentary change in expression.

"Then, do you know what kind of supernatural power Sin and Punishment is?"

"How would I know? You can ask Mr. Chaogiri!"

"... Teacher Asagiri?"

"It's the author of the literary giant Little Wild Dog, you don't even know this, do you?"

You look at him with contemptuous eyes, thinking that this cosplayer who looks like Tuo Si is not a fake fan, right?Or is it a personal dog?

"I see, thank you." He said, knelt down, touched your head to thank you, but you only felt a trace of coolness from his smile.

"You didn't know that the author's name is Chaowu!" You were shocked, and you were about to condemn him for cosplaying someone who didn't even know the author's name, but you choked back at his next sentence.

"No, I mean, I have analyzed the current situation."

"What's happening?"

"I have traveled through time." He got up, retracted his hand, and then took a sip of the water you just handed him, "And there is no way to use the ability."

For a while, you don't know whether to sigh "two thorns, two thorns", or laugh in your heart that you met a fool early in the morning.A second later you recall that he just touched your head, subconsciously touching your own head to make sure it's still there.

"What's the matter?" Seeing that you didn't respond, Tosi continued to ask.

"........."

Damn it, no way! ?

You stared at Tosi, who had returned to the store and sat down, and who was still looking at the milk tea menu with interest, and for a while, you only felt that your head was frozen.Thinking about it carefully, the man in front of him exudes an aura of Tuosi from the inside out, gentle and deadly.

You are thinking about whether your next move should be to turn around and run, or to kneel down and call Tuo Si's father to beg you to spare my life. I am just an ordinary female college student.

But your action is to take out your mobile phone, open QQ and call your friends for help.

"Well, what's on your phone."

When Tuosi asked, you remembered that you still had Tuosi's official pendant on your mobile phone.

"It's you..." You answered him with a trembling voice, and quickly cleared all the chat records between you and your friend.

If these chat records are seen by Tuo himself, he will definitely kill you with a smile, no, it will be cheaper for you if he kills you.He will definitely destroy everything about you first, and then torture you to the point of dying and not letting you die.

If you let him know that you have discussed with your friend whether he can boki or not, you will be dead!

"Oh, then I seem to be quite popular."

"Yes, yes..." Of course you dare not tell him, but it's a pity that you can't compare with Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya.

"Can I order a cup of black tea latte." Tosi looked at it for a long time and finally came to a conclusion.

"Are you rich?" You asked back.

"No." Tosi put down the menu and answered you calmly, "However, I don't think you will reject my proposal."

Fuck, you are not a proposal, you are Ming Qiang!Relying on me to push you, you will make trouble unscrupulously and unreasonably! ?Why is this bastard so shameless! ! ! ——You cursed in your heart.

Then obediently made a cup of black tea latte for Tuo Si.

The kind with no sugar and less ice.