I only like you as a paper man

And you hide in the warehouse and shut yourself off, thinking that this situation also happened a few days ago, but they didn't compare directly, but competed secretly.

You didn't expect that you would not be able to accept the reality that Tuosi was not there for a while.

You open the photo album of your phone, the photos you took yesterday are still there, and you think of what Dazai said in Lupin before, "If you don't take pictures now, it will make people feel that there is no evidence that we have gathered here "Things", arbitrarily taking the photo as a special flag for the writer's little wild dog.

You click on the bank account app and look at the soaring balance in just a few days, then open Xianyu and search around Fei Jia’s surroundings, and find that someone is auctioning your Dream Valley title).

That's right, it is the theater version badge originally drawn by Mr. 35. You often say: If anyone gives me fifty of these, I will marry him on the spot!

Without further ado, you bid 250—yes, this number expresses your strong dissatisfaction with the sudden disappearance of Tosi.Then you went to the coal stove (in simple terms, it is Japanese Xianyu) to search around, and threw the link to your purchasing agent.

Refreshed.

When you come out of the storage room after dispelling your grievances through impulse shopping, you won’t be able to find anything you can do for a while.

Your milk tea shop is not big, so as long as there are four or five people staying in the shop, it is enough to be busy.

Let's take a look at the current milk tea shop——

Kunikida, who is desperately making milk tea, deserves two.

Hasebe, who is desperately making milk tea and helping the cashier, is worth two.

I have just taken office and am not yet familiar with the job content, but I have enthusiastically recommended Zhongya, a milk tea company, to customers, one for one.

As for Tsurumaru and Dazai who are fishing in troubled waters, you don't think their heads can be counted.

...Since the number of people is enough, there is no reason for them to stay in the store. It would be better to schedule shifts.You are thinking, yesterday you gave Tuo Si a day off, and today it should be Dazai's turn, so it shouldn't be a problem to let him go for a walk, right?Hmm...probably.

If they are arranged in this order, will Dazai return to the original world tomorrow?Thinking of this, you feel a little lost, after all, you liked this man when you first watched Wenhao Xiaoyegou—yes, no one doesn’t like Osamu Dazai, any girl will love this man!

"What's the matter, Chacha, that look doesn't suit you." Dazai, who was fishing in troubled waters, appeared in front of you at some point, "Could it be—are you struggling with how to invite me on a date?"

You responded to Dazai with a black question mark.jpg expression.

"Oh——! This is really my negligence, how can I let the girl speak first! I'm not some demon who doesn't understand the style." Dazai took your hand, "Beautiful lady, can you accompany me?" How about I have a nice day together?"

You shook your head at Hasebe and Chuya who were holding up the drinking water bottle and the capper respectively, and warned them with your eyes: If you dare to destroy public property, you will die!

The reason why Hasebe did this was of course because he didn't want to see his judge being cheated away by such a frivolous man.

The reason why Zhong also did this is - I work here, but you are flirting with girls over there? ?

By the way, Kunikida didn't lift anything to hit Dazai, not because he didn't want to talk to him, but because he didn't find anything suitable to hit Dazai.

... After the former persecution target, Tosi, left, everyone immediately found a new persecution target.

"You are on vacation today, but I am in a bad mood, so go and play by yourself." You coldly rejected Dazai's invitation.

"Chacha is really indifferent. It's not a good thing to be indifferent to things you don't care about."

"Okay, okay, don't you just want to find girls to date! You go to the middle of the People's Square and shout 'I am Dazai Osamu, and I am now recruiting girls who will die with me', I guarantee that everyone around will line up I’m looking for you on a date, after all, you’re the cute Dazai Osamu in the real world!” You opened Alipay, planning to send him the salary for the past few days first, but found that Alipay requires real-name authentication, so you had no choice but to let Dazai Downloaded WeChat.

"Oh! This is really a good idea, as expected of Chacha!"

"Do you have other things in your mind besides picking up girls and committing suicide!?" Nakaya, who sent off the last guest so far, roared angrily.

"That's why I say it's not suicide but love! Sacrifice! Both are indispensable! That's why I say I don't understand anything!!!"

"Huh!? If you understand, you'd be a ghost! Isn't that the same brain circuit as yours? Speaking of which, don't you guys keep causing trouble for others!"

"This matter has nothing to do with Zhong! It has nothing to do! It has nothing to do with it! You have only been here for a few hours and minutes and seconds! Are you my guardian or Chacha's guardian??"

"Hours, minutes, seconds... Are you a primary school student!?"

"If you want to say it, it's still more like a primary school student! Brackets are physical brackets!!"

"Dazai you bastard——!"

You silently covered your ears, knowing that things would turn out like this.Although Dazai and Tuo Si are still quarreling every day when they are together, most of them are blatant praises and slanders, which can't disturb you. Now I can only pray that your neighbors don't can't help but complain.

"Hey."

Kunikida and Hasebe stood behind Dazai at some point, exuding a murderous aura.

"Tai-zai-! Don't embarrass the detective agency in another world-!!!"

"I'm sorry, although Zhong is not the guardian of the Lord, but I can be regarded as the guardian of the Lord."

As for Tsurumaru, he is playing with your mobile phone, studying how to use the b612 to take ugly photos of people.

"The protector is really scary." Dazai dropped this sentence, hid behind you, obediently followed your words, quickly downloaded and registered on WeChat, and added you as a friend.

You transferred your salary to him, and you didn't even bother to tell him not to do illegal things. Anyway, this person knows right and wrong, even if he knew, he would commit the crime knowingly, and even if something happened, he would definitely solve it by himself!

……probably.

Just when Dazai was about to sneak out, Tsurumaru called him.

"Chuya, Dazai, take a look at what I took!" Tsurumaru raised your phone (yes, you lent it to him) and shook it in front of the two of you.

"what?"

"what? What?"

That's a photo.

I saw that Dazai in the photo was Chuya's face, and Chuka was also Dazai's face... This was exactly what Tsurumaru had just captured for them with the face-changing filter.

"Sorry, I have to vomit before I leave."

"I'm the one who vomited first!!! What are you doing!! Why did you put Dazai's face on me!!"

"This is my line! Chuya!!!"

You praised Tsurumaru for doing a good job in your heart, why didn't you think of this kind of gameplay?Just wait, you must take a photo of Tuosi and your paper man Fei Jiaqinqin like this.

...if he ever comes back.

Dazai left the milk tea shop while talking bad things about Chuya, and you thought about how the general plot would unfold. At this time, someone should jump out and say, "Have they always been like this?", and others replied, "Yes They've always been like this"... It's a pity that everyone here knows their way of getting along.Especially Tsurumaru and Hasebe, they have accompanied you through the entire work of the writer Xiaoyegou.

"That bastard Dazai..." Chuya looked at Dazai's retreating back and gritted his teeth.

"That guy has always been like this." Kunikida pushed his glasses and replied.

"...It's not easy for you either." Nakaya recalled the days and nights he spent with Dazai as his partner, and cast a sympathetic look at Kunikida.

"...It seems that you are too."

So the two quickly set up a revolutionary unified (planned) united front against Dazai.

Look, this is called the enemy of the enemy is a friend. This is how the detective agency and Hong Kong gangsters became in-laws step by step.

"Mr. Chuya, Mr. Chuya!" You ran to Chuya.

"what happened?"

"Can I ask you about Akutagawa-kun's recent situation?"

Yes, you are really curious: After talking to Atsushi Nakajima, "I will kill you in half a year"——what did Akutagawa, who has never been online again, do? After counting, the second anniversary of Osamu Dazai's imprisonment It's almost here, and Akutagawa probably has been offline for almost three years... The whole drama is the worst, yes, the whole drama is the worst, too miserable.

"Why do you want to ask this? Could it be something like spying on the enemy?"

Zhong also was obviously guarding against you—yes, just before he left, he saw the scene in your room.Of course, Kunikida also saw it, but Kunikida didn't show obvious hostility towards you.

"My heart is with Butei Hong Kong!" You raised your hands and shouted, and felt that this was not very formal, so you stood at attention in the direction of Chuya and Kunikida, saluted them, and repeated: "Although but - omitted here because it is too complicated - such and such reasons - although I seem to be a fan of Dostoevsky - but - my heart - will always be with the Port Mafia The Party—and the Armed Detective Agency—with—!”

Nakahara Chuya originally planned to answer you with the sentence pattern of "It's okay, you don't need to say any more", but after thinking about it, this is wrong, aren't you a fan of that damn Russian? ? ?No matter how you look at it, so many people around are desperate fanatics! ? ?Even if you pretend to be friendly now, he won't be surprised if you backstab everyone present, after all, you are a fan of that devil Dostoevsky! ! !

"But aren't you his fan???" Chuya, who had just arrived, had the same reaction as most of the others.

"What does it have to do with me being his fan and my despising what he did and wanting to tear him apart?"

"???" What's going on with you girls from another world! ?

"...Don't worry, Nakahara, Dazai also said that there will be no problem." Kunikida was holding a notebook, memorizing the recipes of each milk tea, and he was not idle for a while.

"I'm not so stupid as to work for him." You pinched the Fei Jia pendant on your phone, "I don't know how I died!"

"You can just call me Zhongya, Zhongyuan sounds too awkward." It is indeed Mr. Zhongyuan Zhongya who has no airs and is loved by the world!After he finished talking with Kunikida, he asked you again: "Then why are you fans of him?"

The author has something to say:

Chuya: Aren’t you a fan? What’s going on! ?

PS. I asked a friend to draw the cover, hehe!