I only like you as a paper man

"...Uh." Zhongye's question hit the nail on the head, and you couldn't answer it for a while.

"Nakahara, even Dazai is very popular with girls, isn't he?" Kunikida bent down and leaned into Nakaya's ear, whispering.

"You're right, it seems that you can understand it if you say it like that... It's strange!"

"I heard it all."—Of course you're talking nonsense, you guessed that Kunikida would say that to Chuya.

"I know, I know!" Tsurumaru, who had been silent all this time, spoke excitedly, "Of course it's because of his face! Right, my lord!"

"...How is it possible! I am not such a superficial woman!"

"But didn't the Lord say before that if he looked like Pushkin, he would have been scolded by readers long ago?"

"Uh......" You won't be able to find any rebuttals for a while, and you're embarrassed to emphasize Tosi's words in front of Chuya and Kunikida, two people who have blood feuds with Tosi (especially Kunikida) Advantages, I had to give up, "Okay, you are right, it is because of the face."

Kunikida Kazunaka also made an expression of sudden realization, they accepted your answer with joy!

Since it's because of the face, there's nothing to do - that's what they obviously think!

"Then he should be lucky." Hasebe said with a straight face, and joined your conversation, "Fortunately, he has a face of 35 when he crossed over. If it is Arai face, don't even talk about taking him in. The lord even has a door. If you won’t let him in or say nothing, you will definitely call the police immediately.”

"Yes, yes, as expected of Hasebe, you really understand me." You nodded desperately, like a chicken pecking at rice, "If Mr. Dostoevsky from time-travel had Arai's face on his face, I would definitely Escape faster than anyone else."

"35? Arai?"

"what is that?"

"It's a bit complicated to explain, but we can make a long story short." You opened the phone gallery and found the product picture of the theater version special badge, "Look, this is Mr. Nakaya with manga style, and this is Nakaya with animation style Mr. The former was drawn by the author Mr. Harukawa 35, while the latter was drawn by the animation supervisor Nobuhiro Arai."

"What, what's with this weird mouth corner!?" Even Nakahara himself subconsciously took half a step back when he saw Arai's style of painting. As expected of Arai's style, the effect is outstanding.

"By the way, this is a comparison picture of my Fei Jia." You swipe your finger lightly to switch a picture.

"..." Kunikida patted you on the shoulder after looking at it, "Anyone who looks like this will call the police."

"Isn't this just writing 'I'm a criminal' on my face!?" As expected of Nakahara Chuya, the Hong Kong gangster's complaint, the complaint hits the nail on the head.

"I want to tell you by the way." You put away your phone, "Mr. Nakaya, in fact, you are the ceiling of the writer's little wild dog."

"...the ceiling?" Zhong asked inexplicably.

"...the ceiling." Chuya can indeed stand on the ceiling, there is no problem, Kunikida thinks so.

"It's the top 1 in popularity." You replied.

"...What, isn't it Dazai??" Kunikida was surprised.

"What??? It's not Dazai!??" Zhong was also surprised.

Now you don't want to complain: Why are you so confident in this aspect of Osamu Dazai? ? ?

"Actually Mr. Dazai and Mr. Nakaya are about the same popularity, both are expensive." You try to comfort(?) them.

"Don't say what people say is the same as a publicist who can be named!"

"...I'm sorry." You answered absent-mindedly, thinking that if you were public relations, it would be faster and more comfortable for you to get money than being a mafia!

"Please don't be so fierce to the Lord, Zhong Ye."

"...No, Mr. Nakaya is just complaining!" Your gang Zhongya replied, "If you don't speak loudly when you complain, how can you count as complaining!!!"

Zhong also shook his head, his identity as a Tucao servant was completely forced out by his superiors and subordinates.

With you standing between him and Kunikida, he had the opportunity to see your face up close.

Is it his illusion...?

"What's the matter, Mr. Chuya?" You and Zhongya looked at each other for a few seconds and asked him.

"...Chacha, where have we met?" Zhong asked you directly without hesitation.

"My face is quite popular." You point to yourself, "Maybe I bumped into some passer-by, such as an employee in Gangheili?"

"...You ask Miss Chacha like this, don't you mean you want to get close?"

"Huh? Who else would use this kind of lines to get close?" Chuya asked Kunikida back.

"...? But Dazai said........." Before finishing speaking, the pen in Kunikida's hand broke, "Damn Dazai, you lied to me again...!"

It's too miserable, it's really too miserable, you and Zhong also cast a sympathetic look at him at the same time.

"So what happened to Akutagawa-kun?" You just returned to the topic just now, and you are indeed a master of digression.

"...I heard from Higuchi that he didn't kill anyone because he took the wrong medicine. Although his subordinates said that Akutagawa looks much better than before, I think...he's even worse." Nakaya finally let go of his defense, like this To answer you, after all, this information is not a big deal, even if it is known by other people, it is not a big deal.

"...It's been hard for you, Akutagawa-kun." You looked up at the sky, still thinking about the bet you and your friend made before: Did Gogol vomit the bento first, or Akutagawa went online first?

You pray that little brother Liyuan will not come back, otherwise you really can't guarantee what will happen... Humans sometimes hate Erwuzi more than they hate their enemies.

I don't know if Baby Gogol will cross over.

You are thinking like this while making milk tea.

Guess Gogol will tell you how to get Fedya, yes, he definitely knows!

As for Doth himself...

You look at the sky (in fact, you can only see the ceiling), and suddenly think about whether the bed in his prison will be uncomfortable to sleep on, whether the floor on the ground will be cold, etc., these are all good things.

Oh yes, you can ask Dazai about this, it's the same.

"Excuse me, are you in COS Central Plains Chuya!?" Suddenly, a customer rushed from nowhere and asked Chuya who was standing at the front desk loudly.

"...cos?" also obviously doesn't understand what the word means.

You look up at the customer... Isn't this the passerby with the Zhongye pain bag you saw in People's Square before?

"...Yes, yes, it's cosplay." You hurried forward.

"The ones in there are Kida, Tsurumaru, and... Hasebe in cos country?? What kind of wonderful combination is this???"

Good question, you also want to ask what kind of magical combination this is! ! !No matter how you think about it, it's not right!

"It was decided by random drawing of lots this morning!" You replied indiscriminately.

"It wasn't like this when I came here last month. Are you planning to change careers and open a cosplay milk tea shop?"

"No...that..."

It's over, now you're overwhelmed.

Tosi and Dazai's hair color and hairstyle are fairly normal, and the unusual Tsurumaru always stays in the background so he hasn't been noticed by customers... But now, Nakahara Chuya and Kunikida Doppo have an orange hair and a golden hair, not to mention their hairstyles And so unique.

...Even Chuya's height is unique!

"Your clerks are too reductive! They are so handsome and cute!! Especially that Nakaya over there, who is... oh oh oh!" You ran from the counter to the outside of the store at the speed of light, covering her lips. Mouth, "Yes, that's right, we are going to switch to a cosplay milk tea shop! Or the kind that is very devoted and very restored. Do you want to be crushed by gravity if you say such things in front of Mr. Nakaya?"

"...Of course I want to!!!" The customer yells at you, "Who doesn't want to! Please hurry up and crush me with gravity!!!"

You have gone mad in your heart countless times, and you should have expected that all chefs in the world are the same.

"But our clerk doesn't want to hear it! Think about it, even though it's a reduction, it's still short, isn't it?" You whispered to her.

"...Okay, what you said makes sense." The customer turned around, "Chuya Chuya, please give me a cup of pudding milk tea, seven points sweet and less ice."

"The pudding milk tea is seven-point sweet and less iced, right? 17 yuan, I'll sweep you."

"Damn it." The customer didn't show his phone immediately, but continued to talk to you, "Where did you find such a restoration! The voice is so similar to Gun!"

"...Uh, he is my nephew." You started bearding again.

After you sent the customer away, Chuya immediately asked you: "What happened to this person just now...?"

"Oh, he's a fan of yours." You replied, "Look, you were recognized right away... It can't be helped, Mr. Nakaya, you are too conspicuous, in a hurry, I have to say we are cosplay It’s a milk tea shop, if there are such customers next time, please remember to answer them, you are the wage earners who come here for cosplay.”

"...So, what is cosplay?" Kunikida asked.

"I know, I know!" Contestant Tsurumaru excitedly prepared to speak again, "It's just putting on a wig and changing clothes that the character usually wears to pretend to be another person~ For example, if I put on Kujoten's wig and equipment, I will I can cosplay Jiutiaotian! Hahaha, how about it, are you scared!"

"...No, I understand the truth, but I don't understand what you are talking about."

"Who is Jiu Tiao Tian?"

Chuya and Kunikida sang together (?).

"It's the little idol who bumped into my voice actor next door! I can still sing—" Tsurumaru suddenly cheered up, "NATSU☆しようぜ~灯えるような阳光と婚~Curiosityに火をつけるんんだ![Music symbol]"

...Don't tell me, they really look alike.

As expected of Tsurumaru Kuninaga.

No, it should be said that it is worthy of Saito and Souma.

You were just about to stop Tsurumaru from singing... After all, singing this song on a hot day will only make you feel hotter.

Just then, your cell phone rang, and it was a number without a note.

"Hi, hello." You picked up the phone.

"Hello, we are policemen from the Shanghai xx Sub-bureau Police Station. Do you know a Japanese man named Osamu Dazai?"

………………? ? ?

……………………ha?

...You look at the opposite road, and you don't know what kind of expression you should put on for a while.

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