I only like you as a paper man

At this time, what kind of expression should a person put on?

Should I put on a disgusted face, or should I put on a face like I'm about to throw up.

Is it more suffocating to open the door early in the morning and see Tuosi's face, or is it more suffocating to see Zhongye's face when you open the door early in the morning?

——This is the inner activity of Mr. Dazai Osamu who opened the door early in the morning and saw this scene.

"Hey Dazai! Why are you here? Shouldn't you be in prison!? Oh! I forgot to congratulate you! You're finally caught!!"

"This is my line, Chuya! Why do I have to see your face early in the morning when I'm on vacation in a different world! Uwah, this sucks! There's no way to push you back! ?”

"Shut up you bandage waste device! Explain to me where this is? Is it your new woman's home? Huh???"

"What if I answer yes? What's the matter with you popping out of someone's new woman's house!"

"Anyway, you must be playing tricks again!??"

"Mr. Dazai, Mr. Nakaya, both of you, shut up!" You roared, stopping the two who were arguing among elementary school students, pushing away Zhongye and rushing into the room where Tuo Si originally lived, and lifted the curtain on the bed. Quilt.

—no one was there.

"Where's my Tuo!?" You touched the cold quilt, "Where is such a big Tuo I put here!?? Where did he go!?"

You gestured up and down, trying to ask Osamu Dazai for an explanation.

However, Dazai said that he didn't know what happened, but he didn't hear the sound of anyone leaving the house last night, and there was no sign of the windows being opened.

Others also rushed over upon hearing the sound. A group of you sat at the dining table and held a small meeting. The only foreigner was away, and the atmosphere eased a lot.Especially Hasebe and Kunikida, I don't know why they hit it off.

You also explained the situation to Zhong, and always believed that Tuosi had returned to the original world.

"I don't know what he will think when he goes back. Will he fight wits and courage with the air?" Dazai took a leisurely sip of coffee, raised his legs, and now he doesn't have to tense his nerves every day to relax... If you sit diagonally across from him It would be even better if China is not here.

"Ah? What are you talking about?" Nakaya, who clearly saw Dazai speak, but could only hear a murmur, judged this situation as a prank by Dazai.

"At times like this, just explain it to me, Dazai!" Kunikida held his own small notebook, and the different world couldn't use powers, and his ideal became an ordinary notebook.

"Oh, because you belong to the characters in manga and animation in this world, so when you hear important information that you don't know about in the original world, the other party's voice will automatically turn into noise." You put your feet on the chair On the side, hugging his thigh, raised his head and replied, "If it spoils the story, it will definitely affect the direction of the plot."

"...You said we are characters in the comics!?" Zhong also slapped the table, unable to accept this fact for a while.

"Yes, Mr. Chuya." You expected his reaction, and handed Chuya the manga of the writer's wild dog that you found out of the room in advance, "If you don't believe me, read it."

"Even if you let me see it, it's full of mosaics, so I can't see anything at all!"

"..." You resisted the urge to say "I can't find Shuanghei's fanbook for you to admire!?", "Please accept the reality! You can't use the power now, right, Mr. Nakaya!"

"..." Zhong also remained silent for a second, experimented to let himself fly into the air, but failed, "...Isn't this really a man-hunting activity carried out by the detective agency?"

"The detective agency is torn apart and on the run, how can this American time punish you!" You patted the table, trying to raise your aura, "You were the one who watched Mr. Kunikida jump off the plane, didn't you!?"

"That's true..." Nakaya looked at Kunikida, "It's a blessing that you survived safely."

"No..." Kunikida pushed his glasses, "My consciousness, or memory, just stopped at that time."

Dazai, who could only hear the noise, whistled because he couldn't hear anything.

Hasebe, who felt that the current situation does not require his participation, began to cook breakfast for you.

Tsurumaru helped you build Tomorrow's Ark at the dinner table.

"...So, the timelines might be out of sync?" You voice your suspicions.

"As far as the current situation is concerned, this possibility is very high." Dazai replied following your words, "It's just that there is a high possibility that the spirit or consciousness has been transmitted here... If this is not the case, everyone's clothes will be There is no way to explain it."

"...Is it like the game server has a bug and sent your account data to other servers?"

"That's right." Dazai put down his Erlang legs, and replied with his face on his face, "That is to say, we are like bugs in the game now, as for whether it will affect the original account data..."

"Only those who have returned can verify it. According to Dazai's words, this is what happened." Kunikida closed his notebook, "I understand the situation."

"Mr. Nakaya, do you understand?"

"...Ah." Chuya put his hand in front of his eyes, made a fist, and then let go, repeating this several times, "So, that demon went back first? Isn't that bad!?"

"Zhongye, it's been a long time since I haven't seen you, and your mind is still as bad as ever!"

"Huh!? You bastard?? If he gets ahead of you, wouldn't it be your detective agency that will suffer? Anyway, give me a little more worry about your own safety!" Nakaya slapped the table, wishing he could fight Dazai now shelf.

"...Please let go of my table, Mr. Chuya, it's very expensive." You have nothing to love, it's great that they can't use abilities in the real world... Otherwise, Zhong will also get angry and step on a pit, you You have to find a master to come and repair the floor for you.

"Ah, sorry." Chuya immediately withdrew his hand.

"I came a day later than Fyodor, right?" Dazai looked at you, asking you for an answer.

"Yes yes." You nodded.

"But my confrontation with him has never stopped...before I came here. I guess no matter how long I stay here, it will not affect the time in the original world, that is to say..."

"That is to say, can we slowly discuss countermeasures against him here?" Kunikida was worried about the safety of other members of the detective agency.

"That is to say—" Dazai's painting style changed, and he walked into the kitchen, "We can enjoy our vacation!"

"Too-zai-! I've said it many times! Don't steal ingredients that haven't been prepared!"

"What's the matter, Hasebe-kun~! It won't hurt if you take a bite or two, right?"

"...I will not soften my heart to people other than the Lord." Hasebe held the kitchen knife and swung it as if it were his own body knife.

The sun reflected from the window by the knife body shone on Dazai's face, he only felt a chill behind his back, and fled the crime scene quickly.

After escaping, Kunikida scolded him severely.

"I always feel that Kunikida-kun has become two, just like Kagebu|||body." Dazai slumped on the table, his eyes happened to meet Kamichuya, and he changed the direction in disgust and continued to spread, " The thought of living under the same roof as Nakaya... my rare holiday has been ruined by this slug!"

"This is my line, you scumbag! Having said that, you are more concerned about the safety of your detective agency!?" Zhong also repeated the line just now, and the hand that was about to clap the table stopped in the air... ...he listened to you carefully: no tapping on the table.

"Tch." Seeing that Dazai ignored him, he didn't bother to talk to Dazai again, "Miss Chacha, is there anything I can help you with? I don't like to owe people favors in exchange for you providing me with a place to live... as long as I can help It’s okay to be busy.”

You shout inwardly: There it is!The wild Yokohama King of Love appears! ! !

"Yes! Of course there is!!"

Chuya's words help you to get out of the pain of "Mr. Dostoevsky is gone, and my good days of persecuting invincible villains are over."

after an hour.

You personally put on the milk tea shop apron for Zhong Ye.

"—What is this!??"

Nakahara Chuya stood in front of the counter and yelled, although he did say that anyone who could help would be able to help, but why did he sell things! ? ?Still selling milk tea! ? ?

Although some time ago, because Alice often chanted "I really want to drink milk tea-Rin Taro! Buy me milk tea!" and so on, Mr. Mori was always muttering "Should I open a milk tea shop downstairs"... But in the end The result is that he has to sell milk tea in another world! ? ?

"Is there anything wrong?" Hasebe, who put on his apron early, was ready for business.

"What's the matter, is there anything you're not used to?" Kunikida asked Nakaya kindly and said - anyway, he can be regarded as the savior of the detective agency.

"No...it's better to say why you can accept the reality and sell milk tea so quickly!?"

"Because this is the reality, Nakahara Chuya." Hasebe didn't idle for a moment, and began to wipe the counter with a rag.

For Hasebe, being able to come here and touch the real you who is a god judge instead of what you see through the screen is probably the only thing in the world that can make him feel happy.

Whether it's him or the other sword men in Honmaru, they can only look at you through the screen, and they can't even talk or communicate with you.

Obviously you can't get any return from them in essence, and it's not your world that you're saving, but even so, you will treat each of them with heart and let them complete their mission.

Therefore, only when he comes here, and only when he really appears in front of you, can he truly serve the Lord.

Hasebe did not continue to explain to Chuuya, he knew that he would not understand this kind of mood unless he was a man with a sword, and he would not force Chuuya to understand.

……Well.

Although Zhongyuan Zhong also said that, in fact he quickly accepted it.You gave him basic staff training, and you also expected that he is not very good at making milk tea, which is a more delicate job, so you let him work as a cashier.

He soon got into a quarrel with Dazai, and the two competed to see who sold more.

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Zai: Why does everyone here have to fight against me? ? ? ?

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