I only like you as a paper man

You originally planned to go back early, but you wanted to watch the fireworks show at night, so you used various methods to trick (?) Tosi to stay with you until the fireworks show started at night.

"Watching fireworks with Fedya is one of my lifelong dreams—one!"

In fact, this so-called "lifelong dream" is not convincing at all. It is the same as when you climb the wall and shout "I will always like XXX!" : Generally speaking, my whole life/my forever is only three months.

Tosi looked at you who bent down to plead with him with folded hands, without any fluctuation in his heart, and said calmly, "Didn't you always say that I am not your paper man Fei Jia?"

"Meal replacement! Meal replacement! Didn't I say it! It's a meal replacement!" You raised your head and tried to use star eyes to attack. Of course, you know that the hard-hearted Tosi's defense power is 999, which is useless." Dostoyevsky probably didn’t appreciate the fireworks, right! It’s a rare life experience, let’s take a look!”

"The moment the fireworks are lifted into the sky, people's eyes will be fixed on the night sky, so that no one will notice the sins being punished right next to them..."

"Okay, I know you want to say that you once KO'd your enemy while the fireworks were in the air, do you need me to applaud you?"

"Thank you, but I don't need it right now."

"I knew you would answer like this... Anyway, the sun has gone down, so it's not so hot now!"

"But..." As he spoke, Tosi patted the back of his hand and blew gently, "There are mosquitoes."

"...You wait for me to find the aunt next to me to borrow Liushen toilet water for you!"

"what is that."

"It's perfume! The English name is SIXGOD!"

Tosi looked at you with the expression of "you are lying to a ghost", but he didn't stop him. Tianneng expected that the invincible villain would also be defeated by mosquitoes.

The passer-by aunt lent Liushen to you without hesitation, and you sprayed yourself and Tuosi skillfully, and then returned Liushen: "Thank you, auntie!"

"What a strange smell."

"It's good to get used to it... Next time I'll give you a try! It's really cool!" You are thinking about whether to give him a small bottle of essential oil next time... or forget it, anyway, your family will Not a lot of mosquitos.

You still dragged Tuo Si to watch the fireworks with you.

The gorgeous fireworks exploded in the air with a bang, and the projection was reflected on the castle.

You took out the Fei Jia dumpling that you kept in your bag, put it on your head, hummed and set firework, not to mention how happy you were.

The surrounding lights were all dimmed, and you couldn't see his expression clearly.

With the light that flickers from time to time, you can vaguely see the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

"what happened?"

He felt your gaze and turned his head to ask you this question.

"...No, nothing."

As you said that, you held the dumpling with your hands that supported the balance of the dumpling on your head and dropped it to your chest.

... No, it's not possible.

How could you fall in love with an inflatable paper man!

You try to determine if your heart is beating normally, only to be interrupted by fireworks.

You look at the fireworks in your eyes, but all you think about is about him.

It's not about the cardboard guy you like, but the one who stands by your side and spends real time with you.

... What a joke!Absolutely impossible! ! !Even if you climb the wall from Paper Fedya to Paper Zazai, you will definitely not like inflatables! ! !

on the way home.

The subway at nine o'clock at night is not as crowded as it is during peak hours, and even most of the seats are empty.

After Tosi sat down, you slipped to the other side of the seat and sat down. You and Tosi looked at each other for three seconds (mainly through the middle seat that can accommodate four or five people), and then you hummed and turned your head. turned to the side.

The clever Majin-sama has already written down the route home on the way here, so even if you forget to get off the car for some reason, there will be no problem.

The four or five girls who had just gotten into the car gathered around and discussed something in a low voice, casting their eyes on Tuo Si from time to time.He won't give a good face to strangers who have never met and have no interest in it, and continue to remain expressionless.

You noticed the situation.

Although you know that Tosi will settle things by himself and won't let those people get close to him, but when you react, you have already sat back beside him.

"...I'm going to get off the car later." You said.

"Isn't there still three stops?"

You stick your tongue out at him.

When you get home, of course Hasebe will welcome you most warmly.

He took out your slippers for you, and put the leather shoes you changed into the shoe cabinet. Before you could ask, he began to report to you today's turnover, and how many times Tsurumaru and Osamu Dazai tried to make trouble, They were blocked by him and Kunikida respectively and many other matters.

You didn't listen very much, and you forgot about the fact that you were planning to accuse Tsurumaru of evil behavior these days with Hasebe.You glanced at Kunikida, he was standing opposite the entrance, he had no intention of approaching Tosi, and Tosi had no intention of provoking him...it should be safe.

"Ming, let's talk tomorrow! I'm going to sleep! I'm exhausted!"

Regardless of Hasebe following you and calling your master's voice non-stop, you rushed into the room to find your pajamas, and rushed into the bathroom quickly.

Being preempted, Tuosi engraved the word "unhappy" on his face.

"What's in your hand, Fyodor?"

"Hairband."

Dazai took the Mickey Mouse headband from Tuo Si and put it on for himself.

"Is it right for me?"

"……Absolutely not."

A familiar conversation.

Dazai threw the headband aside, and Tsurumaru picked it up.

"Oh! Then it's Shumaru Kuninaga!"

... No one paid attention to him.

"It's really enviable, Fyodor. Did you and Chacha go to the amusement park for a date~meet~~"

Dazai deliberately re-read the last four words, that's right, he just watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, knowing that Hasebe and Tsurumaru are protecting you, especially Hasebe, the three words are always "my lord".

For example, "Since the lord entrusted me with the milk tea shop that she regards as life, I will fulfill the lord's order with an overwhelming sense of responsibility.", and "Dazai, please don't be lazy, you are also worthy of the lord's shop like this." Do you work here!", and "That guy, if you take the opportunity to attack the master--" and so on.

In the next second, Hasebe cast a hostile look like Tosi.

...No, if you want to say it, it's more like the eyes of your father who dislikes the son-in-law who has not yet acknowledged it?Doth thought so.

"Please don't use such misleading terms on purpose, Dazai-kun, you should know why she did this on purpose."

"...Don't you want to say that you didn't cause this? Forget it, it's useless to talk about these things here."

Tosi didn't answer him, and went back to his own room silently.

...He simulated the current situation in his mind, Dazai and Kunikida, Tsurumaru and Hasebe... As for the people with him, should you be counted in, or should I divide myself into a solitary battle In this entry.

Sitting by the bed and meditating, Tuo Si suddenly had an idea in his mind.

——Are you crowding out foreigners...?

You almost passed out in the bathroom.

...not because of anything else, but because you are too tired.On the subway just now, you deliberately opened QQ to take a look at your step count today, and felt that today you have exhausted your entire year's exercise.

You just took a shower for yourself, thinking about being lazy for a while and letting Hasebe blow-dry your hair, so that you can go to bed a few minutes earlier!Hasebe is better, so that you have a sense of security that a child with a mother is like a treasure.

The bathroom is at the end of the corridor. Before returning to your own room, you will pass by Tosi's room.

You recalled the tragedy of everyone scrambling to take a shower in the university dormitory, anyway, you dragged him out forcibly today... Just let him remind him!

"Mr. Dostoevsky, the bathroom is..." empty.

While you were talking, you opened his door without authorization.

Tuosi, who is usually cautious about locking the door behind his back, returned to his room today because he thought he was going to take a shower later, so he didn't do this unnecessary action.

Tosi, who happened to unbutton all the shirts, froze there.

Halfway through the conversation, you who saw this scene also froze there.

...as expected no muscle.

You suddenly remembered that you saw a picture of someone giving Tuo Si P an eight-pack abs, and you couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Please close the door." For some reason, Tuo Si, who was suddenly broken into and laughed at, dropped this sentence coldly.

"Sorry to bother you." You closed the door and ran away, "Hasebe—help me dry my hair—"

"Worship the lord."

"Chacha, blowing hair for beautiful women still makes me..."

"Dazai! Don't trouble Miss Chacha anymore!"

Kunikida grabs Dazai and stops him from making trouble for you.

You sat on your back on the edge of your bed, hugged your own Fei Jia pillow (small), and while imagining your naked appearance, Fei Jia was giggling, and let Hasebe blow your head.

As you think about it, your thoughts drift away, and you nod your head like dozing off in class.

After drying your hair, Hasebe carried you to the inner side of your double bed and covered you with an air-conditioning blanket.Occasionally, you will deliberately turn on the computer, turn on the Honmaru, and fall asleep like this, so that you will feel much more at ease... Therefore, he knows that his master will always sleep on the bed against the wall.

"Good night, my lord."

As he said this, he gently closed the door for you.

You dreamed of Tosi.

You dreamed that you entered the cruise ship palace with him (this is a level in the game Goddess of Wonder 5), and both of them turned into rats.

Then you dreamed that you entered the hall of Tosi with everyone from the detective agency, the mafia, including Mr. Fei and others (you forgot what it was like), and it didn’t take long for Tosi, who had changed his mind, to publicly apologize, Shouting that the world is so beautiful, there is no need for me to purify it, etc... Gogol, who has not spit out half of his lunch box, can only applaud with Snape when he sees this scene.gif

Then, you went to visit him in prison, and the two staged a scene of untouchable palms.

You wake up the next day, recalling Tuosi's reaction to apologizing in the dream, and can't help rolling and laughing on the bed for 5 minutes.

You rushed to his door and knocked gently: "Mr. Dostoevsky, open the door, open the door, open the door quickly."

...no one answered.

Just when you were about to sing "Little Fantuan, open the door obediently" in front of his door, you heard the sound of turning the doorknob from the inside.

"……Who are you?"

When you look at Nakahara Chuya who appeared from Tosi's room, you don't know what kind of expression you should put on for a while.

The author has something to say: My friend: You will die as soon as Tuo's palm touches you!