I only like you as a paper man

"... none of my other paper man ex-boyfriends have acted foolishly towards me."

"After all, they haven't shown up yet."

"You are slanderous, Mr. Dostoevsky!" you said, pointing at Dostoyevsky, "and, please, are you expecting the kind of Shura between me and my current boyfriend and ex-boyfriends?" field' unfolding?"

"That's not going to happen, I think." Right, after all, among the ex-boyfriends (plural) and current boyfriends (singular), Tosi, who is the leading actor (?), is not interested in this at all.

"...Well, if you don't have it, then you don't have it." I don't know why you were disappointed after waiting for a second, "I'm going to buy an ice cream, you can wait for me here."

"Oh."

You pouted and walked angrily to the place where the ice cream was sold.

While you were waiting, you took out your phone and glanced at Weibo—just when you were queuing up, your friend had already prepared the picture for you, and you also prepared the copywriting and posted on Weibo:

[@茶茶不是Archer_ I killed Osamu Dazai: Happy dating! (image) (image) (image)]

Your friends have turned sour into lemon juice in the comments, asking where you found the beautiful boy friend (although Tuosi’s face is blocked by the paper man’s own face, he can still be recognized as a beautiful boy), Not only willing to let you P pictures, but also to take pictures for you holding a transparent card.

Hey, why are people reposting it?

You took a look and found that it was Osamu Dazai, he had an expression - Dumbledore shook his head.gif

I don't know where he got it from.

Suddenly there was a "thump" on Weibo, and a small red dot popped up. When you refreshed it, you found that Tuo Si had also reposted it. The emoji he matched was—Snape applauds.gif

... What's going on with you two? ? ?

You replied to him two by one, a subway grandpa looking at his phone.jpg

You put away your phone, took two ice creams from the clerk, ran back all the way, and accidentally bumped into two innocent passers-by.

"I'm sorry I didn't mean it!" You apologize to passers-by.

"... Chacha?"

"Huh?" Hearing your name being called, you raised your head in doubt, and found that this person was the clerk brother who resigned from your milk tea shop not long ago, "Isn't this fairy grass? Why are you here?"

By the way, the clothes that Tosi first wore belonged to this little brother.

"Today, my college classmates came here to play together. Chacha should not be alone."

"I came with my friend."

You are still thinking about Tuosi who is waiting in the same place, and you are afraid that he will slip away again.

If he disappears here, I'm afraid I can only ask the staff to turn on the park broadcast to find the little boy Tuosi.

"He's still waiting for me, and the ice cream is about to melt..." You murmured, wondering how to find Tuosi sooner.

"Chacha." Unexpectedly, Tuo Si came to you at some point and called your name.You almost answered him subconsciously: What are your orders?

"Who is this?" Xiancao glanced at Tuo Si, who was about the same height as herself, and recognized him as a foreigner at a glance.

"It's a friend who came with me, and his name is... Fantuan!" After all, Xiancao knows that your favorite paper figurine is Tuo Si, so of course you can't call Tuo Si by his real name.

"...Hello, I'm Fantuan." Tosi silently accepted his new nickname.

"Hello, I am Xiancao..."

"Is there something on my face?" Dosi, who was stared at by the man for a long time, felt a little uncomfortable and asked him this way.

"No... I just think you look a bit like Tuo, Chacha's favorite... Oh sorry, it seems a bit inappropriate to say that."

Not only does he look like Tuo, he is Tuo himself, okay?

You stuffed the ice cream into Tuosi's hand: "Take it, eat it quickly."

"Xiancao, your things are still in your room, remember to come and get them later."

"Okay, I'll get it later. By the way..." Xiancao looked at you, then at Tuo Si, "Could it be, is he your boyfriend?"

"Uh...isn't it..." You sneaked a guilty glance at Tuo Si, who stood beside him quietly licking the ice cream, not looking at you, "...I don't know if it counts."

Although the inflatable man standing here is not, but he is after being squashed!

Xiancao wanted to ask something more, but his classmates who were waiting at the side got impatient, and you called Xiancao away with one word at a time.He can only leave while waving at you.

You also waved at him, watching him go away.

"He is your senior from the milk tea shop." You kindly explained to Tuo Si, and after speaking, you quickly licked the melted ice cream on your hand...almost dripped on your hand, "Although I think you are It’s just not curious.”

You find a bench, sit down and rest while eating ice cream.

"Actually, I still want to say."

"what?"

"Buying ice cream is generally done by boys!" Before Tosi could answer, you said, "I'm sorry, I had so much fun that I forgot that you're not a man."

"……?I am."

"What, you actually are! Well, physiologically speaking, it is... um—"

Tosi looked at you in thought, and he is used to it by now.Obviously your understanding of him is not superficial, but you always like to be obsessed with such weird things (?).He swallowed the last mouthful of ice cream, wiped his mouth with the paper that came with it, and threw it in the trash.

... If he wasn't a man, he wouldn't have helped you block that uncle who wanted to take advantage of you on the subway just now.

As expected of a well-meaning Russian, he does not leave his name behind when he does good deeds.

"Forget it!" You stood up and repeated the action that Tuosi had just done, "Anyway, look, I bought ice cream for you on errands, do you want to repay me?"

"In that case, I also sell milk tea, don't you..."

"The salary is paid monthly! I will give it to you at the beginning of next month! Of course, I will deduct the accommodation fee, the meal fee and all the messy expenses..."

"You should know that I'm not interested in these things." Tosi followed you and stood up, "If you let me choose the reward for part-time work...you should know it without me telling you."

"I know, but Mr. Dazai's method of communicating with the outside world... This is considered a spoiler, and it will be silenced if I say it! I won't say it anyway, you are forcing someone into prostitution!" You shouted in your heart: Asagiri, don't you Tell me some information about Tuo Si, and sooner or later I will die in his hands, Zhao Wu!

"Of course, I don't want you to directly spoil it, you just..."

"You are indirectly forcing a good woman into prostitution! My conscience will not let it go!"

"...If you put it this way, when you usually persecute me, can your conscience get over it?"

"This is my pleasure in life, please don't interfere, thank you, Mr. Dostoevsky."

"..." Please don't base your pleasure on other people's pain, even if he said that, it doesn't seem convincing at all.

"The villain who is invincible and invincible is used to persecute!!!"

You raise your hands and shout like that.

A girl who looked about the same age as you happened to pass by, and after hearing your words, she gave you a high five: "Well said, I love it!"

"See, this is the voice of the masses."

"……Oh."

You pull Toss into the gift shop and buy a Mickey Mouse headdress.

...and you forced the tiara on him.

"?"

"You? What is it, Mr. Dostoevsky?"

"Why are you wearing it for me?"

"Aren't you the leader of the Rat of the Dead House! Look, it's the real Maozi Miaomiao House!"

"I'm not interested in being a mouse."

"You call yourself a mouse tomorrow!"

While Tuosi wasn't paying attention, you turned on your phone camera and took a burst of shots at him.

... You believe it, good-looking people really don't need a beauty camera.

"Mr. Dostoevsky, let's make a bet. If you can play the next project as if nothing happened, I will answer your question."

Tosi didn't answer you, he knew it must be a bad thing.Unexpectedly, you said "If you don't answer, I'll take it as your acquiescence" while dragging him into the fast lane entrance of Extreme X Wheel.

"...I have low blood pressure."

"I know! Mr. Dostoevsky! You can't die. This is called challenging yourself!"

Tosi hesitated, wondering whether to pierce your slightly trembling body.

Yes, although Dostoevsky was hypotensive, but...who isn't!

I just want to see this invincible character under my control deflate (or show another side of him) who is going smoothly no matter what you do, and you would rather risk your life for this.

You're just trying to get material, to see what it's like for a man to get off a thrilling ride.

"It's okay, Mr. Dostoevsky, think about it, this is an amusement park for children, this is Zigong Xiang's amusement park! No matter how exciting it is, it won't be too exciting, right?"

"That's what you say." Tosi has already figured it out in his heart, will it be more reliable to find a little fan girl of his own to live with, eat, and spoiler than continue to mess around with you? Dazai-kun is almost at the limit of his patience... No, his life is not to mention how nourishing it is.

"It's, we're almost here!" You clenched your fists and said to Doss, "If you're nervous, just write a character on your hand and eat it! Do you know, Mr. Dostoevsky !"

"Oh."... Are you really okay?He looked tense to the limit.

"I want to explain first, I'm not afraid, I'm, this is..." You held back for a long time but couldn't think of the right words.

"It's your turn to get in the car." Tuo Si kindly rescued you (?), but don't explain if you can't think of a reason.

……

Turn around.

As soon as you start accelerating, you can't stop screaming, and after a while, you can't even scream.

Feeling the suffocating excitement, Tosi lamented in his heart that you really worked so hard, to see him make a fool of yourself, and to sell your... body like this?

However, how could he, Dostoevsky, make a fool of himself in front of others!

...if being hit by a wine bottle doesn't count.

After the round is over, you and Tosi got out of the car following the arrangement of the staff.

...Almost, didn't stand still.

Even so, Tuo Si, who pretended nothing happened, stopped at the spot, ready to wait for a while before continuing to walk.

Unexpectedly, you, who couldn't stand still at all, staggered and bumped into him. Fortunately, there was a wall in front of you, so he stabilized it with his hands.

"I, I can't do it..."

You yelled, and Tosi only felt that you deserved it.

He is a weak person (self-proclaimed), dragging you who is holding him tightly (rounded up is also a weak person), and found a bench outside.

One of you looked at the sky and gave up on yourself, and the other looked at the ground and shut yourself up.

Delirious, you leaned to the side and leaned on his shoulder.

He didn't push you away.

The author has something to say: Tuo: It's really hard for me.