I only like you as a paper man

After four full chapters, Tsurumaru, who was almost passed out from the heat, finally changed into a T-shirt and trousers.

"...Didn't I ask you to buy clothes that you can wear!? Why are you buying a T-shirt??? This is still a hunter's T-shirt!!!" You slapped the table and yelled, almost knocking the table off, "You Look at what Tsurumaru looks like now! Does the sword man look like a hunter in a T-shirt!!!”

"Who said house T-shirts can't be worn anymore? You didn't say you can't buy house T-shirts!"

"Then why don't you buy a T-shirt with my ex-boyfriend on it!" ← refers to Qi Ya.

"There are four people on it, who knows who is your ex-boyfriend!"

"I know, I know, it's this person!" Tsurumaru flattened the T-shirt he was wearing, pointed at Qi Ya and said, "A few years ago, the Lord was yelling at this person every day, 'Please associate with me—— ’ or something.”

"Fyodor, is it my illusion? Is there a little green on your head? And no matter how you look at it, it's a little boy."

"Please don't talk nonsense, Mr. Dazai. And if you really want to say it, I should be the one who greened him." Tuosi kindly (?) corrected.

"...too naive Mr. Tuo!" Nai Shuang slapped the table and stood up, "There are at least six men between you and him!"

Dazai and Tuo Si tilted their heads at the same time, with question marks all over their heads.

Only Tsurumaru Kuniyeon is not surprised, and never forgets to betray you, saying: "The master can (unilaterally) make more than a dozen boyfriends in our Honmaru, and he climbs the wall very fast... No, she is first-rate in splitting."

"Yes, despite her short stature and short legs, her legs can actually span more than a dozen walls." Nairhuang agreed with Tsurumaru.

Tosi's heart: I have a feeling of being favored by Osamu Dazai, is it my illusion?

"I beg you to stop talking!" You almost fainted, and you will not know who to gag for a while.

Fortunately, Nai Shuang still has a little conscience, and said to you and Tuo: "Mr. Tuo, don't worry, although Chacha has many wall friends and ex-boyfriends, she is really sincere to you, and she hasn't climbed the wall for a long time."

Tosi took a sip of milk tea and replied calmly, "...Oh."

"But she is still a DD monster in essence, and she will eat the surroundings on the wall everywhere. But Mr. Tuo, don't worry, she is really hardworking in buying your peripherals... although she is not as hardworking as she used to buy the sword-boy peripherals."

"If you don't say the last sentence, you will die!"

"So what! I'm telling the truth!"

"It's as if you are very specific even without wall alignment! How many men and women have you raised in Chaldea, do you dare to turn on your phone and count them!?"

"What is Chaldea?"

"A kingdom that existed around 600 BC."

"Of course I know about such things, Fyodor, but do you think that's what they mean?"

"……Won't."

Dazai and Tosi asked and answered, and it was none other than Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who was also from mobile games, who answered their questions.

Tsurumaru answered quickly: "I know, it's the place where the Lord raises wild men and wild women!"

You retort: ​​"I really didn't fall into the trap! I have no money!!! I'm just an innocent passerby who knows the setting!!!"

Milk Cream roared: "The boyfriend and girlfriend I hired with money, the 310-level and [-] that I crave, I deserve it!!!"

Afterwards, Nairhuang turned her gaze to Dazai: "Zai, let me tell you, if you strike up a casual conversation in Chaldea, you might die thirty or fifty times!"

"what?"

"Although most of our female characters in Chaldea are only 150-155, they are likely to be B or A in muscle strength. What is the concept of muscle strength A? It is the level that can run wildly on a sailboat! Don't strike up a conversation in Chaldea, you really You will die, Dazai-san!"

"Why is it based on the premise that I will strike up a conversation!?"

"Don't you know?" Tuosi made another stab, "You are already notorious, Mr. Dazai."

"You have no right to call me sexual|||cold|||light Fyodor."

"…………"

It doesn't matter, our great Mr. Dostoevsky doesn't care if others say he is |||cold|||light.

Well, probably, maybe, maybe, don't care.

After hearing Nai Shuang's lines just now, you couldn't help but turn on the mic again: "You have the ability to brainstorm in front of Osamu Dazai himself, you have the ability to open holes!"

"I don't! I just want to see Mr. Dazai strike up a conversation and get beaten up!"

"Then write it! I'll throw mines at you! No, I'll use the money I bought Fei Jia to throw you into the deep sea!"

"Don't! What you say in your brain is what you write!!!"

"Grass! You woman!!!"

"Chacha, you don't have the right to criticize me! You're writing with such a good brain!!"

"I don't!!!! Why am I writing!? Who am I!??"

"Whoever you want to sue, you can do it together!!!"

Dazai, who won't be able to get in for a while: "...Did you forget that I'm still here?"

Tosi, who didn't bother to interrupt at all: "...please don't drag me into it, thank you."

"It's fine if you don't write about Dazai's tricks, but you open up about Chuya's tricks! You don't want to prostitute him, and you call yourself a dream girl!! I will expel your dream registration!!"

"Because, because... who knows what Chaogiri will write next! What is Verlaine going to do! What if he gets slapped in the face again!"

You point to Dazai and say to Nai Shuang: "Isn't there an insider here! You ask him!"

Dazai replied innocently: "Actually, I couldn't hear the second half of her sentence at all."

Tosi on the side nodded.

"Look! I can't dig a hole, or my face will hurt!"

"...Excuses! Expulsion from dream status!!"

"It seems that there is no room for us to intervene, Fyodor."

"I feel so too."

Dazai and Tosi simultaneously showed a woman's scary.jpg expressions, and Tsurumaru, who was standing by, had already seen it.

……

You and Cream have been arguing for half an hour in this pointless, revealing conversation.

After half an hour, you are finally tired. The war of words always consumes physical strength and energy, let alone without drinking water.

"I, I want to drink milk tea...not made by Tsurumaru!" You launched your star-eyed offensive at Tuosi.

"I want too..." Nai Shuang yelled after you, but she didn't know who she should ask.

Tosi silently raised the "Crime and Punishment" in his hand five centimeters up to cover his eyes, while Osamu Dazai pretended to whistle.

You ignored Tsurumaru's voice saying "Let me do it, let me do it", and said to the two of them:

"...Mr. Dostoevsky, if you don't do me this favor now, I will tell Mr. Dazai about the 'most embarrassing thing Dostoevsky ever did' written in the formula book ...No, I want to tell all Yokohama people!"

Dazai was about to laugh when he couldn't.

"As for Mr. Dazai, if you don't obediently make a cup, I will tell your embarrassing information to Mr. Dostoyevsky and Mr. Chuya who will come across from time to time, plus all the women in Yokohama. !"

You added: "By the way, you can't see this information in the formula book, but because it doesn't involve spoilers, everyone can hear it when I say it!"

Of course, this is all your nonsense. There is no such thing as 'XX has done shameful things' in the formula book, and even Tosi's height and weight are unknown.

Fortunately, sex is not unknown, Mr. Dostoevsky.

You think so.

What you didn't expect is that this trick is unexpectedly effective.

Without saying a word, Tuo Si silently put down the book and began to obediently make milk tea for you.

Dazai also went to make milk tea while whistling.

When they shared the milk tea making room at the same time, they would think that each other was in the way.

...Dazai Osamu aside, so Mr. Dostoevsky, you really did something shameful, didn't you?

After a few minutes.

"Here, your favorite caramel milk tea."

Tosi hands over the finished milk tea to you.

You and him looked at each other for a second to confirm your eyes, and then you handed over the caramel milk tea to Cream.

"Drink it first, I want to drink the ice cream black tea made by Mr. Dazai."

"Hey, you want to give me what your dearest Tuosi made for you?"

"Yes, I love you more than an inflatable Mister Dostoevsky."

You and Nai Shuang skillfully spoke the usual cross talk dialogue.

Cream said I was so touched while taking the caramel milk tea.

At the same time, you took the ice cream and black tea from Dazai.

The two of you simultaneously completed the action of inserting ||| into the straw and taking a deep breath.

next second.

Milk Cream couldn't hold back and spit the caramel milk tea in her mouth onto the ground.

And you happily enjoy the ice cream and black tea.

"What did you do!!" Nai Frost asked Tosi desperately.

"Added vinegar, a little surprise." As expected of Tosi, Tsurumaru "Surprise is a must in life" Sao operation learning and selling.

Tsurumaru made an expression of "good brother, you know me best", and stretched out his hand to give Tuosi a high-five.

But Tosi didn't want to talk to him at all.

"Oh, I knew that Mr. Dostoevsky would take the opportunity to take revenge. How could you be so kind?"

"Good Russian rice ball, I'll fuck you!" Nairhuang yelled, "How can you insult milk tea???"

"...I learned from Tsurumaru-kun." Tosi turned his gaze to the side and threw the blame back on Tsurumaru.

"Tsuramaru can do this! Why are you!!!" Nai Shuang clapped the hands of Tsurumaru who stretched out his hand to him, fulfilling Tsurumaru's wish, and shouted loudly——

"You will be scolded OOC for doing this!!!"

After Nai Shuang yelled at Tuo Si in front of you without fear of death, she fled your milk tea shop with sparks and lightning speed all the way.

You know the reason, she is afraid of being retaliated by Tosi.

Did she ever think that if she walks away like this, you will be the one who gets hurt in the end?

Of course Cream has thought about this.

She can't quite understand the mentality of Tuosi, who only likes paper figures, so she thinks this is for your own good.

——Yes, you are a strange human being who takes pleasure in being bullied by someone you like.

The author has something to say: Tuo: What kind of image do I have in your hearts...?

Chacha: (I have already seen through everything

The content of this chapter is assisted by the author Jiyou (x

Jiyou: I hope that no readers will ask who is this gay friend who was expelled from the dream girl fan status

Me: Turn left next door to xxx

Friends: Grass, you backstab me

Me: I'm Dostoevsky's woman, and backstabbing is my specialty!

Friends: fuck you.jpg

By the way, my friend commented: Tuo is not a bully, he is directly killing people (...