I only like you as a paper man

You had the worst day of your life in almost 20 years.

Being in a room with three troublemakers is torture, both mentally and physically.

Today you exhausted too much energy (mainly because you were too happy to complain about milk cream), and you almost fell down on the side of the road after closing the store.Fortunately, Tuo Si, who was walking next to you, still has a little conscience. Adults don’t remember villains. Even though you persecuted him for three whole days in front of him, he still extended a helping hand to you and held you up.

It was Tsurumaru who carried you back.

He originally wanted to be hugged by the princess, but you felt too ashamed and broke free from his grasp with the last bit of strength.

Although Dazai and Tosi did not clearly express "I don't want to recite Chacha", Tsurumaru put on a posture of "My master can only be recited by me, how can I cheapen the men outside the film" , as if they regarded these two as enemies.

Tsurumaru put you on your bed politely.

Although both Tosi and Dazai silently swore in their hearts that they would never enter your room again, in order to monitor (?) Tsurumaru, they still went in and took a look.

You, who was put on the bed, turned over skillfully, and hugged Fei Jia, who was leaning against the corner of the wall, with his body pillow.

Tosi: ……………………… (Farewell.jpg)

Dazai: Sorry, I'm going to the bathroom first.

"Oh, it's okay, the Lord will just let me take care of it!"

Tsurumaru, who often sees this scene and is not surprised by it, has not noticed the reason for the two people to leave the room at all. He turns on the air conditioner, and he did not forget to cover you with a special air-conditioning blanket for summer.He thinks you should change your clothes before going to bed, but everyone present is male, so forget it.

Obviously, it was you who died socially again, but this time it was Tuo Si who felt that he was publicly executed.

"Fyodor, do you usually dress like that?"

"What are you thinking, of course not."

"...I feel like I won't be able to see the light for three days."

"If you wish, I can work together to help you never see the light, Dazai-kun."

The great devil Dostoevsky is in a delicate mood at this moment.

He admitted that when he first saw this scene, he felt it was so convenient to meet you rather than embarrassment and embarrassment (?).After all, with the precedent of Ivan Goncharov, there must be someone in another world who brought me tea and water, food and clothing...

But who would have guessed that you are a paper lover?You obviously like him as a paper man so much, that is, Dostoevsky himself standing in front of you now, but you don't care about him at all?

Woman, you managed to get my attention.

↑This sentence is just nonsense, please don't take it seriously.

Forget it, he doesn't have much interest in his little sister's mind, and his interest in you is temporarily limited to "human beings in another world are good objects of observation".

In fact, no matter whether it is Tuosi, Dazai or you, they all know that even if they say that they want to take a happy vacation here like the Love Island model, although they usually gossip and gossip, they don’t make any big names, but they are all in their hearts. Thinking about how to dig out some beneficial information from this world, or from the opponent's mouth.

Although it is not impossible to leave here and find another fan's house to live in, maybe the other party will work together to find a way to spoil him, but... if you do this, you will not be able to monitor the opponent's movements.Moreover, everyone traveled here from the milk tea shop opened by your family, and the number of people is still increasing. If you want to find a way to go back, the only clue is the milk tea shop.

"...By the way, I think in this world, there must be someone with your pillow on their bed."

"Oh!" Dazai jumped up excitedly from the sofa, "In this way, I will definitely find a girl in another world who is willing to die for love with me!"

Tosi leaned on the sofa and turned on the TV with the remote control. While listening to the BGM of the news broadcast, he asked Dazai, "Do you really think so?"

"I hate Fyodor~ Of course it's true~" Dazai replied to Tosi with an unscrupulous tone, which was in stark contrast to Tosi's tone.

Dazai returned to his room and closed the door, only the sound of the news broadcast remained in the huge room.

He withdrew his usual silly look in front of people, and was as silent as the current night, leaving only a sense of loss that would never be seen by others.

Whether it is the detective agency, or the old friend who "betrayed" him... the vast majority of people who are still staying with him have never understood his past, and no one has touched the deepest part of his heart.

... So, what about this world?

Will everyone know?

The past that he wanted to hide deliberately, and some things left.

He flipped through the "No Place in the World" that he just picked up from the bookshelf in your room.

Have you explained to Dazai what a "literary hero" is? Whether he or others, they are actually re-created characters based on real-life famous writers.You also emphasized to him that because it is a "secondary creation", there is a little connection with the writer himself, but you will always be independent individuals... After all, Mr. Osamu Dazai in reality wants to explode with Akutagawa.

Dazai casually flipped through a few pages.

——Ah, it really is a story with such a feeling.

He was not surprised.

What saved(?) him from this sentimentality was——

"Dazai, come out and guess who is going to run errands and buy food!"

Tsurumaru, who was dying of starvation, knocked on the door.

As the saying goes, one monk carries water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, and three monks have no water to drink.

When the devil Dostoevsky, Fusangshen Tsurumaru Kuninaga, and former Hong Kong gangster cadre Osamu Dazai stay together, of course no one wants to buy food.

In fact, Tsurumaru wanted to buy it, but he didn't want to take advantage of these two outsiders at all... That's right, the sword man is so xenophobic!

But how could he possibly defeat these two brain aliens?Even if it is rock-paper-scissors, Brain Alien No. [-] Dazai and Brain Alien No. [-] Tosi will never lose.

Just when Tsurumaru was excited and ready to rush downstairs to buy a bento (of course, he took the money in your wallet), he was stopped by Tosi.

"What's the matter, have you changed your mind and want to buy the bento yourself, Fyodor?"

"No, Dazai-kun, it's just... are you sure you can let him buy lunch?"

"Okay, then buy special spicy bento, and... oh! By the way, I heard that there is a dish in the canteen of the university next door to the master's house called Stir-Fried Green Peppers with Strawberries, and there is also stewed beef brisket with watermelon, or go to Buy it there!"

Dazai followed the direction of Tosi's finger and looked at Tsurumaru who was talking to himself.

So Dazai also joined the team of "stop Tsurumaru from buying bento".

"Well, Fyodor, you don't mean to let me go."

"No, of course there is a better way."

If these two people start to compare who wins and who loses to buy food, they will starve to death before winning or losing.

Under the supervision of Tsurumaru, Tosi stepped into your room again, and now he has become immune to all of Fei Jia's surroundings in your room (including that sultry body pillow).

Only Dazai was still standing outside the door, and he swore that no matter what happens in the future, he will never step into your room again.

That's right, even if he starved to death, even if he jumped from here, he, Dazai, would never step into a room full of Fei Jia's surroundings!

Tuosi took out your mobile phone from your bag, grabbed your hand holding the pillow and pressed it on the mobile phone, quickly unlocking your mobile phone.

"What are you doing?" Tsurumaru asked.

"Order takeaway." Tosi asked back, "What to eat."

"Oh! You are so smart, you are worthy of being Mr. Tuo whom the Lord praises every day!" Tsurumaru clenched his fists excitedly, "I want to eat strawberry fried green peppers from the university cafeteria next door!"

"..." Not knowing what to answer him, Tosi, who simply ignored Tsurumaru, walked to the door and handed the phone to Dazai, "Order."

After Dazai finished ordering, the kind Russian didn't forget to help Tsurumaru order a bento that looked edible.

Then Tosi grabbed your hand again and used fingerprint payment.

Well, in this way, the three monks... No, the dinner for the three of them is finally settled.

If you wake up hungry in the middle of the night, let you cook instant noodles yourself, Tuo Si thought.

Half an hour later, the takeaway arrived.

As a result, the careless shopkeeper forgot to put the tableware together.

Tsurumaru rushed into the kitchen excitedly, came out with a set of cutlery, patted his chest and hinted, "Look, I'm more reliable", and said, "Eat!"

"...You really took a set of tableware." Tuo silently picked up the fork in the middle.

"Because you are a swordsman, I will take this." Dazai picked up the spoon on the right.

"Hey, let me eat with a knife? This really scared me." Tsurumaru had no choice but to go to the kitchen to find a pair of chopsticks.

If you wake up at this time, you can see Osamu Dazai, Dostoevsky, and Kuninaga Tsurumaru sitting together for dinner, and the TV in front of them is still broadcasting news.

It's weird and scary, and it's sure to scare people awake.

It's a pity that you didn't get to see this wonder of the world, and it was already midnight when you woke up.

And when you wake up at night, most of the time you will be out of your mind and forget things.Who am I, where am I, and where am I going? I can’t even remember my own affairs, and I don’t even remember the paper man wearing a ghost who annoys you to death. thing.

Just when you were half asleep and half awake walking towards the toilet, you saw a figure floating in front of you.

Your first reaction was that it was haunted—but the figure did exist there, and you quickly denied this idea.

Your second reaction is that you've been robbed—yes, you've been robbed.

You casually picked up the bottle on the shelf, it was the bourbon you secretly kept when you were a fan of Amuro Toru.

Then he slammed at the figure in front of him.

The author has something to say: Then, you die.