I only like you as a paper man
Chapter 17 I Can
"Let me take a look." Tsurumaru bent down, looked at your phone screen, and pretended to touch his chin, "Oh! It's true! This little finger is so spiritual!"
"Right, right, right! And this little disdainful look!! Wife is so cute!!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" God knows you Why is there only one adjective left in the end, cute.
"My lord, you can see that the expression of Tuosi over there is exactly the same as the expression in the cartoon."
You subconsciously looked back, and after only one glance, you immediately turned your head: "You're talking nonsense! What's the difference! He's not one-tenth as cute as my Fei Jia!?"
"Let me see, let me see~" Dazai Osamu approached you with the mentality of "watching the excitement is not a big deal, anyway, I am a melon-eating crowd", but he could only see——
A mosaic.
"what?"
"Have you finally found out, Mr. Dazai?" Tuo Si, who had foreseen everything, freed his ears again, and said to Dazai with the same expression as in the cartoon, "It seems that we can't get all the information related to the original world. "
"It seems so, and things are getting interesting."
"That's right."
"Since this is the case, you can take a vacation with peace of mind!" Dazai grinned from ear to ear, and even reached out to Tuosi, "Let's love X mode——"
"I refuse." As expected of the devil Dostoevsky, the ratio of acceptance and rejection is 1:9.
"Hmm... Even if I love X mode, I won't feel happy at all when I attack men, let alone Fyodor... um..."
"If you want to vomit, please go outside." While discussing Fei Jia happily with Tsurumaru, you did not forget to tell Dazai.
"Then let me introduce Chacha first~"
"... Saying this in conjunction with the love X mode, don't you think it's sexual |||sex|||harassment, Dazai-kun." Tosi glanced at you and said, "And I think it's even if you attack After leaving her, the last token I got should also be... my surroundings."
Dazai: "..."
You who just finished yelling at Dazai yelled at Dossy and said: "How could I give away Fei Jia! Mr. Dostoevsky, please don't talk nonsense! At most, you can give away some doujin merchandise! Don't even think about official ones! "
"Look." Tosi was not false at all.
Well, he admitted that he was actually momentary, and now Tuo Si felt that even if you took out his underwear, there would be no problem.I even made up my mind about the scene where you hand over the token underwear to him after he has filled up your bond fragments... As for the dating conversation, it must be about him (the paper man).
Forget it, at least it's better than you being obsessed with him, at least it won't cause him a lot of unnecessary trouble, he really hates dealing with this kind of thing.
"...Okay, my lord, can you try to recall what you were going to do now?" Tsurumaru accompanied you crazy for a long time, feeling hotter than before.
"Huh?" You, who had left the business behind, tried hard to recall the 30s, and then remembered, "Me! I will continue to ask for off-site assistance!!"
Then you rushed to the door of the store and called Milk Cream again.
"Hello? I saw it. Fedya is really cute. I'm dead."
"Okay, I know you're back from the dead, what's the matter?"
"Yes, can you buy me a T-shirt and trousers from Uniqlo and send it to my milk tea shop?"
"It's possible...but why?"
"... There is a reason, you will know when you come."
"I'm a little hypocritical for you to do this."
"If you don't come, you will regret it for the rest of your life!" In order to trick your gay friend into giving clothes, you worked hard.
"Are you calling Hungry X directly? It would be more convenient to run errands."
One sentence from the milk cream wakes you up. Have you almost forgotten that Hungry X still has such a convenient and fast "one-click order tool man" operation.
"You're right, I'm going to run errands for Hungry X, thank you."
You were just about to hang up, but Milk Cream stopped him: "Wait a minute! I really care about what you did, so let me go! In exchange, you will buy me milk tea!"
"Okay, you can choose Dostoevsky's special milk tea or Osamu Dazai's special milk tea."
"...Is this a new menu? It sounds like dark cuisine. Is there any special milk tea made by Zhongyuan Zhongya?"
"Not currently, but maybe in the future." You think, if there is another hit, Dazai will probably go crazy.
"Okay, let's talk about it later, you hurry up for me. I want the kind of taste that can be crushed by gravity in one sip."
"This sounds darker, doesn't it!?"
"How could it be! Toto special tastes like a dead mouse. Dazai tastes like bandages or suicide. In comparison, the taste of gravity crushing is better, right!!!"
"……?alright, you win."
"Okay, what size do you want for the T-shirt and trousers?"
"I'll touch it."
"Touch?????"
You put your phone on the table without hearing Nai Shuang's question, and ran up to Tsurumaru and touched his waist.
Tsurumaru let out a strange cry, then touched his waist and said, "Master, Master, you really scared me..."
"What's the scare? Have you ever seen someone measure your waist?"
"...My lord, what measure do you use?"
"Use your touch!!!" You are very confident.
You picked up the phone again, and said to Milk Cream: "L size. T-shirts and pants should be ordered normally, thank you for men's clothes."
"Men's clothing??? Who did you buy it for??? When did you get a boyfriend??? Those two cosplayers in the video on WB yesterday?"
"...It's a long story, you'll know when you come." Of course you wouldn't tell her about the paper man wearing it backwards right now, just forget about Osamu Dazai, if she knows that Tosi is here, Nai Shuang He will definitely run for his life on his own.
"Okay, then you have to explain to me clearly."
"it is good."
You think to yourself, when she comes, do you still need to explain?
After half an hour.
I saw a girl wearing a heavenly girl (Japanese brand lolita) carrying a Nakahara Chuya pain bag on her shoulders, and riding a shared bicycle (with a Uniqlo bag hanging on the car), all the way sparks and lightning stopped the car at the entrance of the milk tea shop.
That's right, this is your good friend, Cream.
"Here I come, Chacha, looking for me is better than looking for hungry X? Is it more reliable to run errands, right? I have decided, I still want Dazai Osamu's special milk tea, what Dostoevsky's special milk tea, I feel like I will die after drinking it." Nairhuang said loudly, and entered the milk tea shop with big and small bags without knowing what to do.
The moment Milk Cream entered the store, her eyes met with Tuosi's.
Before she had time to "fuck you", she was blocked by Dazai: "This lovely lady, are you willing to die with me... Chuya's bag!?"
Dazai retreated to the corner of the store at the speed of light the moment he saw the pile of Nakahara Chuya on the cream package, because dozens of Chuya's faces appeared in his sight at once when he saw the pain bag, which caused him to forget about Takuya. Si was sitting at a table in the corner of the store, and accidentally bumped into the table where Dosi was reading.
"Mr. Dazai, you are in the way." Tosi picked up his book and added a word.
“………………What the hell?????”
Nairhuang yelled what the hell, and the bag in her hand fell out of her hand—of course it was only the Uniqlo bag, and she grabbed the bag well.
"Chacha, Chacha, are you still alive, Chacha! Hold on, I'll send you to the hospital right now!!!" Nairhuang exclaimed while searching for you in the store, "Chacha, you can't die!! Hold on, Chacha! !!Although I know that your life must be in jeopardy now, didn’t you always say it before! Dostoevsky’s women will never admit defeat!!!! You haven’t slept enough for Fedya to just die like this Ah Cha Cha!!!!!! You can’t admit defeat!!!”
Although I don't know what she is talking about, but it may be because the scene is too interesting, Mr. Tosi Moren deliberately played the role of villain: "...Aren't you going to escape?"
Faced with Tuo Si's desperate speech, Nai Shuang grabbed the pain bag tightly and lifted it over her head: "Mr. Zhongye will protect me!!!! Mr. Zhongye will not lose to Maozi!!! !!"
A question mark slowly popped out in Osamu Dazai's mind: "...?"
"I beg you to say a few words less!!! I think you are deliberately trying to kill me!!! Who wants to sleep with him!!!!!!Sex|||cold|||short how to sleep!!! sleep It’s no wonder if you get it!!! Otherwise, please show me a demonstration and I thank you!!!!” You suddenly rushed out from under the counter, covering Nai Frost’s mouth fiercely.
"Chong Ye Xiansen taught the team to be a green bastard! He's so small!!!" Nai Frost retorted unrelentingly——Mr. Zhongye is by no means sexual|||cold|||light!He is cute! ! !
"Shut up! Don't shout out the OOC Leiwen setting of Kouhei!! If Mr. Chuya really comes, you will be socially dead!!! And I'm not talking about Mr. Chuya!! !"
"I can!!"
"What can you do, you can!!!"
"I can do anything!!! [beep——] I can, [beep——] I can do it too, [beep———————] I can do it all!! I’m fine!!!! As long as It’s Mr. Chuya, I really can do anything!!! I love him forever!!! He is really a man who is perfect in everything except his height!!!”
"...Okay, you're dead, I can't save you." You rubbed your forehead and shook your head, feeling worthy of being your friend who is more deadly than yourself.
Dazai in the corner: Spit out of shape.gif
Tosi held "Crime and Punishment" in disgust and changed his place to sit and read.
Even so, Dazai did not forget the recording: "I'm waiting and I want to play it for him."
You point to Dazai and Nairhuang and say, "Look, I said you're dead."
Nai Shuang had nothing to love: "... Grass, I'm dead too."
"Right, right, right! And this little disdainful look!! Wife is so cute!!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" God knows you Why is there only one adjective left in the end, cute.
"My lord, you can see that the expression of Tuosi over there is exactly the same as the expression in the cartoon."
You subconsciously looked back, and after only one glance, you immediately turned your head: "You're talking nonsense! What's the difference! He's not one-tenth as cute as my Fei Jia!?"
"Let me see, let me see~" Dazai Osamu approached you with the mentality of "watching the excitement is not a big deal, anyway, I am a melon-eating crowd", but he could only see——
A mosaic.
"what?"
"Have you finally found out, Mr. Dazai?" Tuo Si, who had foreseen everything, freed his ears again, and said to Dazai with the same expression as in the cartoon, "It seems that we can't get all the information related to the original world. "
"It seems so, and things are getting interesting."
"That's right."
"Since this is the case, you can take a vacation with peace of mind!" Dazai grinned from ear to ear, and even reached out to Tuosi, "Let's love X mode——"
"I refuse." As expected of the devil Dostoevsky, the ratio of acceptance and rejection is 1:9.
"Hmm... Even if I love X mode, I won't feel happy at all when I attack men, let alone Fyodor... um..."
"If you want to vomit, please go outside." While discussing Fei Jia happily with Tsurumaru, you did not forget to tell Dazai.
"Then let me introduce Chacha first~"
"... Saying this in conjunction with the love X mode, don't you think it's sexual |||sex|||harassment, Dazai-kun." Tosi glanced at you and said, "And I think it's even if you attack After leaving her, the last token I got should also be... my surroundings."
Dazai: "..."
You who just finished yelling at Dazai yelled at Dossy and said: "How could I give away Fei Jia! Mr. Dostoevsky, please don't talk nonsense! At most, you can give away some doujin merchandise! Don't even think about official ones! "
"Look." Tosi was not false at all.
Well, he admitted that he was actually momentary, and now Tuo Si felt that even if you took out his underwear, there would be no problem.I even made up my mind about the scene where you hand over the token underwear to him after he has filled up your bond fragments... As for the dating conversation, it must be about him (the paper man).
Forget it, at least it's better than you being obsessed with him, at least it won't cause him a lot of unnecessary trouble, he really hates dealing with this kind of thing.
"...Okay, my lord, can you try to recall what you were going to do now?" Tsurumaru accompanied you crazy for a long time, feeling hotter than before.
"Huh?" You, who had left the business behind, tried hard to recall the 30s, and then remembered, "Me! I will continue to ask for off-site assistance!!"
Then you rushed to the door of the store and called Milk Cream again.
"Hello? I saw it. Fedya is really cute. I'm dead."
"Okay, I know you're back from the dead, what's the matter?"
"Yes, can you buy me a T-shirt and trousers from Uniqlo and send it to my milk tea shop?"
"It's possible...but why?"
"... There is a reason, you will know when you come."
"I'm a little hypocritical for you to do this."
"If you don't come, you will regret it for the rest of your life!" In order to trick your gay friend into giving clothes, you worked hard.
"Are you calling Hungry X directly? It would be more convenient to run errands."
One sentence from the milk cream wakes you up. Have you almost forgotten that Hungry X still has such a convenient and fast "one-click order tool man" operation.
"You're right, I'm going to run errands for Hungry X, thank you."
You were just about to hang up, but Milk Cream stopped him: "Wait a minute! I really care about what you did, so let me go! In exchange, you will buy me milk tea!"
"Okay, you can choose Dostoevsky's special milk tea or Osamu Dazai's special milk tea."
"...Is this a new menu? It sounds like dark cuisine. Is there any special milk tea made by Zhongyuan Zhongya?"
"Not currently, but maybe in the future." You think, if there is another hit, Dazai will probably go crazy.
"Okay, let's talk about it later, you hurry up for me. I want the kind of taste that can be crushed by gravity in one sip."
"This sounds darker, doesn't it!?"
"How could it be! Toto special tastes like a dead mouse. Dazai tastes like bandages or suicide. In comparison, the taste of gravity crushing is better, right!!!"
"……?alright, you win."
"Okay, what size do you want for the T-shirt and trousers?"
"I'll touch it."
"Touch?????"
You put your phone on the table without hearing Nai Shuang's question, and ran up to Tsurumaru and touched his waist.
Tsurumaru let out a strange cry, then touched his waist and said, "Master, Master, you really scared me..."
"What's the scare? Have you ever seen someone measure your waist?"
"...My lord, what measure do you use?"
"Use your touch!!!" You are very confident.
You picked up the phone again, and said to Milk Cream: "L size. T-shirts and pants should be ordered normally, thank you for men's clothes."
"Men's clothing??? Who did you buy it for??? When did you get a boyfriend??? Those two cosplayers in the video on WB yesterday?"
"...It's a long story, you'll know when you come." Of course you wouldn't tell her about the paper man wearing it backwards right now, just forget about Osamu Dazai, if she knows that Tosi is here, Nai Shuang He will definitely run for his life on his own.
"Okay, then you have to explain to me clearly."
"it is good."
You think to yourself, when she comes, do you still need to explain?
After half an hour.
I saw a girl wearing a heavenly girl (Japanese brand lolita) carrying a Nakahara Chuya pain bag on her shoulders, and riding a shared bicycle (with a Uniqlo bag hanging on the car), all the way sparks and lightning stopped the car at the entrance of the milk tea shop.
That's right, this is your good friend, Cream.
"Here I come, Chacha, looking for me is better than looking for hungry X? Is it more reliable to run errands, right? I have decided, I still want Dazai Osamu's special milk tea, what Dostoevsky's special milk tea, I feel like I will die after drinking it." Nairhuang said loudly, and entered the milk tea shop with big and small bags without knowing what to do.
The moment Milk Cream entered the store, her eyes met with Tuosi's.
Before she had time to "fuck you", she was blocked by Dazai: "This lovely lady, are you willing to die with me... Chuya's bag!?"
Dazai retreated to the corner of the store at the speed of light the moment he saw the pile of Nakahara Chuya on the cream package, because dozens of Chuya's faces appeared in his sight at once when he saw the pain bag, which caused him to forget about Takuya. Si was sitting at a table in the corner of the store, and accidentally bumped into the table where Dosi was reading.
"Mr. Dazai, you are in the way." Tosi picked up his book and added a word.
“………………What the hell?????”
Nairhuang yelled what the hell, and the bag in her hand fell out of her hand—of course it was only the Uniqlo bag, and she grabbed the bag well.
"Chacha, Chacha, are you still alive, Chacha! Hold on, I'll send you to the hospital right now!!!" Nairhuang exclaimed while searching for you in the store, "Chacha, you can't die!! Hold on, Chacha! !!Although I know that your life must be in jeopardy now, didn’t you always say it before! Dostoevsky’s women will never admit defeat!!!! You haven’t slept enough for Fedya to just die like this Ah Cha Cha!!!!!! You can’t admit defeat!!!”
Although I don't know what she is talking about, but it may be because the scene is too interesting, Mr. Tosi Moren deliberately played the role of villain: "...Aren't you going to escape?"
Faced with Tuo Si's desperate speech, Nai Shuang grabbed the pain bag tightly and lifted it over her head: "Mr. Zhongye will protect me!!!! Mr. Zhongye will not lose to Maozi!!! !!"
A question mark slowly popped out in Osamu Dazai's mind: "...?"
"I beg you to say a few words less!!! I think you are deliberately trying to kill me!!! Who wants to sleep with him!!!!!!Sex|||cold|||short how to sleep!!! sleep It’s no wonder if you get it!!! Otherwise, please show me a demonstration and I thank you!!!!” You suddenly rushed out from under the counter, covering Nai Frost’s mouth fiercely.
"Chong Ye Xiansen taught the team to be a green bastard! He's so small!!!" Nai Frost retorted unrelentingly——Mr. Zhongye is by no means sexual|||cold|||light!He is cute! ! !
"Shut up! Don't shout out the OOC Leiwen setting of Kouhei!! If Mr. Chuya really comes, you will be socially dead!!! And I'm not talking about Mr. Chuya!! !"
"I can!!"
"What can you do, you can!!!"
"I can do anything!!! [beep——] I can, [beep——] I can do it too, [beep———————] I can do it all!! I’m fine!!!! As long as It’s Mr. Chuya, I really can do anything!!! I love him forever!!! He is really a man who is perfect in everything except his height!!!”
"...Okay, you're dead, I can't save you." You rubbed your forehead and shook your head, feeling worthy of being your friend who is more deadly than yourself.
Dazai in the corner: Spit out of shape.gif
Tosi held "Crime and Punishment" in disgust and changed his place to sit and read.
Even so, Dazai did not forget the recording: "I'm waiting and I want to play it for him."
You point to Dazai and Nairhuang and say, "Look, I said you're dead."
Nai Shuang had nothing to love: "... Grass, I'm dead too."
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