I only like you as a paper man

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!"

"Are you okay?" the passer-by girl asked you kindly.

When you look back, you are still a cosplayer of the leader Osamu Dazai in the beast line, and he looks really good-looking!

"I, I, I, I, I'm fine, thank you leader Zai for watching, I'm dead!!!" You thanked the leader Zai coser, and stuffed some candy from your purse into her hand.

The leader Jae coser thanked you and said goodbye to you.

Well, now you have to move on to the big problem.

Just as you and Tuosi were standing face to face, lowering your head and not daring to look at him, and hesitating about what to say, another girl from the passerby interrupted you again.

"Can I take a photo with you???"

"Sorry, please allow me to refuse." Tosi glanced at the passer-by girl, and quickly looked away.His tone was cold, and he didn't know who he was angry with.

……

Well, if you think about it with your toes, you know that he must be dissatisfied because he was thrown at home by himself. It would be fine if he refused other people's invitations because he didn't want to come, but this time no one asked him at all. !

Gogol!It's all your fault! ! !

You cursed in your heart, but even so, Gogol, who was flipping through fanbooks in another venue, didn't sneeze.

When you think about it again, Tuosi’s behavior and thoughts are too funny, isn’t this the same as what you saw on Weibo before, “If my friends invite me to a party, I don’t want to go; but if If no one invites me, I will want to kill myself" Is it the same!Although he didn't want to commit suicide, but wanted to kill everyone else!

Well, it may be quite a struggle for him to kill others, but it is quite simple to kill you.

"Uh... I'm sorry, Mr. Dostoevsky." Anyway, you will die sooner or later, you might as well turn yourself in first, maybe he will forgive you.

"Why do you have to apologize, Chacha?" Tuo Si asked.

Your words are as good as when a girl asks "Do you know where you are wrong" when a man and a woman quarrel!

"Because, because... I didn't call Mr. Dostoevsky to come with you." You answer truthfully, after all, all excuses are useless in front of Dostoevsky.

"It's nothing, I don't care about this." Tosi replied, but... the devil would believe it! ! !

"Then... why did Mr. Dostoevsky come here on purpose?"

"Collecting intelligence." Just as he was about to explain why he said he was here to collect intelligence, and roughly what means he used to collect intelligence to make his actions sound legitimate, he was interrupted again.

"This kind Russian! Can you take a photo with Osamu Dazai?"

"Sorry, please allow me to refuse..." Tosi turned his head politely while talking.Later, he saw Dazai Osamu behind the passerby's girl.

Not Dazai Osamu cosplayer, but Dazai Osamu.

"Ah, what an adventure, devil."

"...What an adventure, Dazai-kun."

"Hehehehe..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Then they both laughed awkwardly together again.

"My CP is giving out sugar!" The passer-by girl exclaimed.

You thought to yourself that you can't let go of such a good opportunity, anyway, you're going to die later, so take the opportunity to persecute him first.

"I, I also want to see the photo of this kind Russian and Zai Zai!" In order to avoid the suspicion of passers-by, you deliberately changed your name.

"I'm counting on you guys!" The passer-by girl sang along with you.

"But I'm not interested in cuddling with men!" Dazai tried to evade.

... Isn't this saying the same as you were forced to cuddle with other men just now, Mr. Dazai!

The scene where Mr. Dazai and Mr. Nakaya were forced to take some strange photos after being dragged away by a pair of black fans not long ago has emerged in your mind. If this was at home, Osamu Dazai probably vomited hundreds of times... No , if it wasn't for the public place, he would have fought in the morning.

"It's okay!" Probably because they are two big men, the passer-by girl didn't make things too difficult for them, "Just get closer, and one of them will make half a heart shape with gestures and put them together!"

"Okay, okay?" You pleaded with the passer-by girl, not to mention how happy you are.

"...Look, there is a pair of prison groups over there!"

"Where am I?? Here I come!"

"It's so well reproduced, woo woo woo, it's just me, okay!!!"

"Especially that Tuo, even the dark circles and hunchback are so lifelike!! I'm going to hook him up later!!!"

While Tosi and Dazai were thinking about how to reject you, more and more people gathered around.

"Okay?" You seized the opportunity and pleaded again.

Osamu Dazai thought to himself, "Isn't it more than half a love if I go all out?" He stretched out his hand tremblingly, with disgust written all over his face.

"Are you serious?" Tosi glanced at Dazai, and it took him a while to spit out these few words.

"Can you think of any other solution?" Dazai asked, "Should we run away hand in hand?"

Tuo thought about the last time when Osamu Dazai dragged you away in People's Square, and finally left him alone and surrounded by crowds.He looked again at you who was almost buried in the crowd, and for a moment, he actually felt that this was a good idea.

... No, forget it, how is it possible.

Tosi didn't answer Dazai, and threw a look of "I will also remember this grudge" at you, turned his head to the other side, and stretched out his hand.

"it is good!!!"

"My CP is locked!!!"

"Prison group behavior!!!"

There were screams and screams from the crowd.

You didn't forget to take pictures, and changed several angles on purpose, and decided to print them out as posters and stick them on the door of his two rooms after returning home.

Tosi, who originally thought that he could only continue this action for a maximum of 10 seconds, was wrong.

He is so naive.

When the crowd hadn't dispersed in the third minute, he finally couldn't take it anymore, kept looking at you, and cast a death stare at you.

You, who dare not look at Tuosi, shudder, look at him with a guilty conscience, understand what he means, and after struggling for five seconds "Should I help him or turn a blind eye?" Important, dialed his phone.

So he withdrew his hand on the grounds of answering the phone, and left the crowd, and the crowd dispersed.

... If I had known earlier, I would not have come.

Now I regret it, I regret it very much.

"You seem to be having a good time." In order to prevent the situation just now from happening again, Tosi deliberately drew closer to you, and continued the topic just now.

But he seemed to have become more terrifying.

"If I'm not happy, why do I still come every time?" You blinked your big eyes, trying to get away with it, but it didn't work.

"Do you also like to see me and Dazai-kun posting?"

"???" You were stunned, "Fuck, Mr. Dostoevsky, where did you learn the word "paste"? And you still use it?"

"Well... where is it?" Tosi said vaguely, not intending to answer you.

"Fyodor, you are too weak." Dazai, who escaped the passers-by girls, also rushed over, "Can't you bear it just for a while?"

"So you're very experienced, Dazai-kun."

"Isn't that right, just now I was dragged and had intimate contact with Chuya for half an hour...... I'm sorry, I'm going to find a trash can to spit out." Recalling the previous scene, Dazai couldn't help but cover his mouth .

"You're quite proud of yourself." Tosi taunted Dazai mercilessly, and these words pierced Dazai's heart like a sharp knife.

"Chacha is a liar." Dazai did not hesitate to blame you, who turned his head away and smiled, "The promised happy trip to the comic exhibition! I have only been persecuted up to now, okay?"

"...I'm not wrong!" You said stiffly, "It is indeed a pleasant trip to the comic exhibition for me!"

"Could it be that Chacha knew this would happen a long time ago and didn't call Fyodor here on purpose? I've been stymied by the girls who came to take pictures with me." Dazai spread his hands helplessly.

"Doesn't this mean that you are very popular, Mr. Dazai!"

"So let's just say, is Chacha afraid that Fyodor will be seduced by other girls..."

"?" You slowly knocked out a question mark and tilted your head, "If it's so easy, he will be hooked away, so why should I fan him?"

For a while, I don't know whether you are praising him or hurting him. Tuosi felt a little bit in his heart, and finally chose to keep silent.

...In short, let's take it as a compliment first.

"I see!" Dazai clapped his fists, "So, Chacha deliberately didn't call Fyodor in order to hook up with other Dostoevsky behind Fyodor's back!"

Dazai took a step forward and patted Dostoyevsky on the shoulder: "Ah, Majin, do you want me to change your green hat? Let me tell you, I just saw Chacha and other Dostoevsky The cosplayer hooked the shoulders, and found at least three different Dostoevsky hooks!"

...?

This is too much.

Tosi couldn't quite understand, most of the cosplayers were women, and they were all at least half a head shorter than him.This isn't sexist, but you should be looking for something decent when looking for a meal replacement, right?

"I know." Tosi said coldly, looking at you, "This is the ending of the last chapter."

Tosi gave Dazai a review of the past.

"Devil, as expected of you." Dazai applauded Tuosi, "I, green, me, myself."

"...Mr. Dostoyevsky, you, you listen to my explanation." As a result, after going around the whole chapter, it changed back to the original topic, you have nothing to love.

"No need."

...Anyway, he has long been used to it, and they are all women, so why would he feel that he is being put on a colored hat.

"Anyway, Fyodor doesn't care about these things, Chacha, let's go to the exhibition with me." Dazai proposed an invitation to you before Tosi, "It's a rare opportunity, of course it is to stay with the cute Dazai Osamu Right!"

"...Sorry, Dazai-kun, I came first."

"... How did you say it was the same as at the scene of Bai Xue?"

"…………I don't."

Then, both of them looked at you at the same time, although they didn't say a word, but the whole atmosphere was asking "who do you want to choose".

Why is death an alternative? ? ?

Follow Mr. Dostoyevsky, you don't want to have a good time visiting the exhibition, after all, you still want to enjoy a pleasant DD trip.

Follow Mr. Dazai, the vengeance next to him will definitely hold vengeance again.Although you can be happy all day now, but after that...

You froze there, as if when an option appeared in an otome game, the whole world stopped.