I only like you as a paper man

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however.

Dostoevsky he was wrong.

He really turned over.

When he woke up and found that there was no one in the house except him, he was in a daze.

...Is this different from what you said?Don't you really empathize with other paper people?Abducted by Osamu Dazai?Or was he kidnapped by Gogol?

No, this is a hundred chapters. If you suddenly climb the wall and change the male lead, it will be recorded in the annals of history, right? ? ?

Calm down, Calm down, Dostoevsky the Devil.We should find out what the problem is at the root and how to fix it.

If you add sound effects and BGM to the current Dostoyevsky, you can probably make it into a "Devil's Escape Room" mini-game.

[Demon Dostoevsky moves to the first floor]

[Demon Dostoevsky investigates note paper on fridge]

[note is empty]

[Demon Dostoevsky opens the refrigerator]

[obtained strawberry milk]

[obtained a slice of bread]

[obtained blueberry jam]

[Please select where to investigate next]

…………

Do you think Dostoevsky, the majestic devil, would seriously investigate such a thing?

Oh, how is it possible, he is just hungry.

Besides, to know your whereabouts, it is faster to take out your mobile phone and check your Weibo than to look for clues in this house that is too big for ordinary people.

Tosi calmly went to the kitchen to heat the bread, sat at the dining table, spread jam on the bread slices with a knife, took out his mobile phone while eating breakfast, and flipped through your Weibo.

Investigating your whereabouts is so simple, as simple as finding slices of bread and jam from the refrigerator and eating them, without even using his strongest brain.

[@茶茶_CP Refugees without a fixed place: My friends and I are queuing up! ! !Remember to come and meet me, everyone! ! ! (photo attached)]

Take a closer look, in the photo there is Osamu Dazai's hand that steals the spotlight from Bi V, which is very recognizable because it is wrapped in bandages.

Take a closer look, there seems to be... two Osamu Dazai in the photo?

Well, there is nothing surprising about this. After all, the exhibition you went to is a Two-dimensional related exhibition. It is normal to have people who specialize in cosplay. No wonder Osamu Dazai deliberately ironed his coat and shirt last night. neat.

Do you think he won't go to this kind of place with everyone?Or do you want to go with everyone for one day and go alone with him the next day like the last fireworks incident?

He knows why he cares about this issue now, because he has confidence in himself and thinks that you will definitely grab him and go with him.

Even if you think you don't have the skills to arrest him, you will definitely think of other methods, such as giving Gogol two tickets specially, so that even if you don't know how to do it, Gogol will forcefully drag him away.

……

Dostoevsky was silent.

OK, he knew what the problem was.

When he thought of the above content, he refreshed your Weibo.

[@茶茶_CP Refugees without a fixed place: bastard Gogol, why don’t you tm play your cards according to the routine ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ah ah ah ah ah! ! !All my plans were ruined by you——! !You are no longer a pistachio, you are a troublemaker! ! !Go stay and fly together with Tsurumaru Kuninaga, how will you accompany me! ! ! ! ! ! ]

There was already a voice in Dostoevsky's head—

"Hey, since Chacha has so much confidence in me, I think I will definitely arrest Tuosijun...then here is my question, will I arrest Tuosijun? Since you trust me so much, then Of course it is - no!"

A voice of vengeance came from Tosi's head.

the other side.

CP venue.

Gogol did indeed say that.

"It's my fault!!! I was wrong!! It's all my fault!!!" You grabbed Gogol's clothes and almost collapsed, "I shouldn't have pinned my hopes on you!!! "

"Hahahahaha, so Chacha really wants to come with Mr. Tuosi!" Today Gogol is still admiringly not playing cards according to the routine, almost causing you to faint because your eyes were darkened.

"But Mr. Dostoevsky would not bother to come to such a place with us!"

"But Miss Chacha didn't ask him, did she?" Sigma kindly enlightened you.

"Do you even need to ask, Baby Sigma! Think with your toes that he won't come!!!"

If you invite him this time, he will come together. Absent Tuo Si:?

"Poor Tuo Sijun seems to have become a lonely widowed old man who has been excluded!"

"The widowed old man hahahahaha!" Hearing Gogol's words, Osamu Dazai was the first to laugh out loud, and then he took your hand and put it on his chest as he usually did when he tried to dig the corner of the devil's wall, "Forget about that devil, how about going to the exhibition with me happily today?"

"...Please allow me to refuse."

You who have been to CP many times refused without hesitation.

Although the reason is "This is an invitation from Osamu Dazai", it is not "This is an invitation from Osamu Dazai" in the usual sense, but——

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"I also want!!!"

In the second after you finished saying this, Dazai was immediately captured by the fans of Bungo Little Stray Dog and took a group photo.

"Can the Zhong over there come along too!!"

"I can restore it with this medium!!!"

"Too well matched!!!"

...Okay, they were taken away by a pair of black fans, and he will suffer twice.

"The popularity of the detective agency is really high." Gogol, who watched the incident, said, "Mr. Sigma, we can't lose!"

Before Sigma could reply, he was interrupted by a passerby:

"What about your Tuo?"

"..." You fell silent.

"Tota Pigeon!" You answered quickly.

It’s not good, if this continues, your friends ABCDEFG (actually, they are all paper man deities) will be snatched away by passers-by, and if this continues, who else can hang around with you!

... No, according to this, even if Tuo came, wouldn't he be snatched away? ? ?

... Sure enough, he was right not to come.

"Behavior of Dostoevsky." Passerby gave you a thumbs up, and then took a selfie with Gogol and Sigma.

"That...Miss Chacha, actually, I think it's still too late for you to call Tuo Sijun over. I put Gogol Nado's ticket on the coffee table in the living room before I went out."

"Baby Sigma, it's not a question of whether I shout or not, it's a question of Mr. Dostoevsky not coming at all!" You put your hips on your hips, and then adjusted Fedya's pain bag behind your back. Shoulder straps, "And calling him now wouldn't it be like I lost, and in the end I have to humbly beg him to accompany me to the exhibition!"

"No, I didn't mean that..."

"I know, don't worry about Mr. Dostoyevsky, baby Sigma." You turned on your phone, swiped Weibo, and found that Osamu Dazai had asked someone to take a photo when he just held your hand, and now he is still holding your hand. This photo was posted on Weibo!

...Okay Dazai, let's see how I deal with you.

Of course it is.

Forward Weibo immediately! ! !

Anyway, no one will doubt that today is CP, such a good opportunity to show affection (?) with the paper man (?) is of course a good one! ! !

……

Tuosi who saw you forwarded this Weibo at home: ……………………

You have already posted your real name on Weibo to blame Gogol for his irresponsible behavior, so it’s time to call him and tell him to go, right?

Tuosi looked at the ticket in his hand, and then at your Weibo, thinking that no matter how you think about it, this development is not right, right?

Gogol's words echoed in his mind again: Tuo Sijun, if you always feel that you are very stable, it is easy to overturn.

... Well, it must be impossible to overturn the car.

The word rollover does not exist in his dictionary.

...Speaking of which, at this kind of exhibition, there should be a large number of fans gathering, right?

That being the case, you should be able to get some good intel.

Thinking so, Tosi went back to his room, changed his clothes, and went out with the ticket.

……

You take a map and wander around the venue.

It's not aimless, but I rushed straight to the doujin booth. In short, I bought everything I wanted to buy first!Don’t be afraid to buy too much, you can put the cream directly.

When you lined up at the third booth, you saw Osamu Dazai, who was reproduced by a thief in cosplay. You were invited by passers-by to take pictures all the way, and you were chased by the stall owner saying "Please don't take pictures in front of the booth", and finally stumbled and ran away. to your side.

Just when you were wondering "Why did Osamu Dazai coser ask me?", take a closer look—oh, sorry, this is not Osamu Dazai coser, this is Osamu Dazai himself.

"Chacha is hell here!!!" Dazai grabbed your shoulders tightly and shrugged you back and forth, "Do you know what I just went through?? Can you imagine???"

You looked at Dazai's expression of "I can't hold back and can't vomit so hard", and said, "You were caught taking a lot of intimate photos with Mr. Nakaya?"

"Ha, it's indeed Chacha!...But it's more than that!" Dazai said again, "I was caught taking a photo with Fyodor... No, it's better than being with Chuya, because it's cute The girl cosplaying Fyodor... Uwah, why would a cute girl dress up as Fyodor!!!"

Dazai's collapse and despair hit you head-on, and you chose to ignore him.

"What! Where is someone cosplaying Fei Jia Kiss? Where is it! I want to take a photo with her too!" You said excitedly.

Dazai: "...?"

"Tell me now!"

"Over there." Dazai touched his chin, decided to play tricks secretly, and pointed in the opposite direction.

"Thank you! You are my reborn parents!" You quickly finished buying what you wanted at the stall, put it in your pain bag, and then ran to the place Dazai pointed out to you without looking back.

Dazai who stayed where he was: ……………

He suddenly forgot that he came to find you as a partner, as long as he grabs you by his side, he can use something like "my girlfriend is a girlfriend fan and doesn't eat rot, so I can't take pictures with other people" to reject other people invited.

Dazai tried to catch up with you, but unexpectedly you slipped into the crowd and disappeared, and he was blocked by the crowd again.

What Osamu Dazai didn't expect was that you actually met another cosplayer Fei Jia in the opposite direction of his finger, took a photo with her happily, and even asked her for a hug, not to mention how happy you were.

The coser also kindly told you that there are several cosers in the venue who paid for Fei Jia, they are all very nice, and they will definitely not refuse your invitation to take a photo.

You thanked the cosplayer, and you took some candies out of your purse and gave them to her.

Then, you start wandering around the venue, searching everywhere for Fei Jia's cosplayer.

Hard work pays off, when you caught the third Fei Jia coser (still in the theatrical version) to take pictures, you found another Fei Jia coser standing not far from you.After hugging this Fei Jia coser, you bid farewell to her, happily rushing towards your new goal——

"Can I take a photo with you, please?"

"... Chacha, if you wish." Dostoevsky turned around and looked at you expressionlessly, "You seem to be having a good time."

That moment.

You were so scared that you almost ran away.

The author has something to say:

Tuo:? ? ?I am here why you insist on looking for a coser

Tea: meal replacement

Milk Cream: Who knows if she is replacing you or Fei Jia woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

In fact, Tuo Si didn't overturn his car originally, but everyone wanted to see him overturn, so I changed the script urgently!