I only like you as a paper man

Should I choose Tosi or Dazai?

This question is circling in your mind, because of nervousness, this short 15 seconds seems to be infinitely extended, giving you the illusion that 10 minutes have passed.

No, in the face of this death multiple-choice question that seems to be Tuozai's choice of one or the other, if you play your cards according to the standard, you will be dead.

You try to maintain your current expression and try not to let your expression change with your emotions.Although this is futile, after all, your opponents are the devil Dostoevsky and the famous black mud monster Osamu Dazai, they can tell at a glance that you are just pretending to be calm.

...In short, if the single choice is not enough, choose multiple choices.

After getting along for a long time, you have mastered the skills of dialogue with them. Faced with the difficult questions they throw out, you just need to find a way to throw the questions back.

Of course, this may be something they did on purpose to train you into this mindset.

Matryoshka is prohibited.

——Now, just answer "I want to hang out with Mr. Dazai and Mr. Dostoevsky".

If they agree, at most you will be restricted in certain behaviors.But if you can let them "enjoy" the "joy (ku) joy (tong)" of a threesome in hell together, you've earned it.

Judging from their attitudes that they consider each other to be rivals, and they don't want to lose to each other in big or small matters, they will both bear the mentality of "the one who slips first at this time will lose, and the one who stays to the end will be the winner" and endure together. Let's go threesome.

Well, perfect, that's it!

You seem to see the options that appeared in front of you like a phantom [Visiting the exhibition with Dostoevsky], [Visiting the exhibition with Osamu Dazai] There is another option below: [Invite two people to visit the exhibition together ].

Just when you reach out to click on the third option, you suddenly find that something is not quite right.This is not an otome game, and such option boxes are just your imagination. You can't click the options to respond to them, but you should open your mouth and respond with your mouth and voice.

"I, I hope..."

Just when you were about to respond to them, something unexpected happened.

A long black-haired woman in a Russian snow hat, a coat and shawl as pure white as her hat, happened to pass among you, very much like Dostoevsky.

Your eyes are drawn to her, and her attention is on another person.She stopped, took three steps back, raised her head and greeted Dostoevsky: "Hello."

Seeing her attire, Osamu Dazai who was standing aside couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Tuosi glanced at him, and soon returned to his usual smiling appearance.To be honest, he himself has complicated feelings, but he can't say it yet.

He politely responded to the passing woman in front of him: "Hello."

It was just a greeting. After waiting for Tuosi to respond to her, she immediately bowed slightly to Tuosi, then turned and left.

When this happened, you didn't even look at Dostoyevsky at all, and of course you didn't notice Osamu Dazai burst out laughing.

All your attention is on the woman passing by.

This is the end of the matter, you have no time to fight with Dosi and Dazai. Even ten Dazai and ten Dostoevskys have no more status in your heart than this famous man at this moment. women passing by.

"About the answer just now." Tosi changed the topic back, "Please follow your heart."

"Let's say it first, but you can't say 'I want it all'!" Dazai emphasized, who had already anticipated your inner activities.

Ran and egg.

You didn't hear a word they said.

Osamu Dazai and Tosi stood there, watching your head turn with the figure of the woman just now, and then rolled your throat as if you had made up your mind, and then ran towards the woman.

"Sister Tuo stepped on me——!!!"

Still shouting such incomprehensible lines.

Then he fell down.

on flat ground.

Dazai and Tuosi continued to remain silent, looking at the "Sister Tuo" you said, turning around when they heard the movement behind them, and finally helped you who fell on the ground.

...Although it's time to catch up and ask if you're okay, the content of what you said just now was too embarrassing, so now the two of them just want to pretend that they don't know you.

"Although I vaguely noticed it before, is Chacha M?" Dazai said.

"... maybe," said Stoevsky.

(Note: Tosi’s name in Japanese is [ドストエフスキー], shaking S=ドS, so there is a saying [ドストエフスキー] in Japan.)

"I'm sorry I've caused you trouble!!!" Before you even had time to pat the ashes on your body, you bowed frantically to Sister Tuo's coser in front of you, apologizing and thanking you, "Thank you for being able to see Sister Tuo, I will die without regret...!"

"So Chacha chose Sister Tuo?" A question mark popped up on Dazai's head. He never expected this kind of development, obviously even the sudden appearance of Gogol or other Tuos cosplayers was in his calculations Among them... But I never expected that it would be Sister Tuo!

"...Maybe." Tosi didn't know whether to be happy or sad about the fact that you caught up with your sexually transformed self without hesitation, but it didn't matter, no matter whether he was happy or sad, his mood swings were almost Zero, and of course the expression changes as well.

"Heh, we all lost." Dazai shook his head, "But Majin, look, don't you think that you look more like Snow White with your sex change?"

Fair-skinned beauty in a white coat and a white plush hat.

And they have apples in their hands.

"...Please don't make comparisons with stupid questions like 'Who is more like Snow White', Mr. Dazai." Tosi replied, his eyes never leaving your side.

"Sister Tuo and I post! Can you give me a hug!" You send an invitation like Sister Tuo's cosplayer, usually no one would refuse, but you quickly discovered the problem——

"Ah, my coat is dirty." You lowered your head, looked at your coat covered in dust, and asked again, "Can you wait for me?"

"Of course." Sister Tuo tried her best to imitate Dostoevsky's tone.

"Ah, Chacha is back." Dazai pointed in your direction.

"...Hmm." Oh, Dazai-kun is so naive, how could it be so simple.

Sure enough, as Tuosi expected, you just ran up to them and shouted, "Sister Tuo is willing to hug me! Thank you for being a hanger!" Then you took off the backpack you were carrying behind you and hung it on Tuosi's arm Then he took off his coat and hung it on Dazai's arm, then disappeared in a flash.

Two hangers... Ah no, Dazai and Tuo Si, who are good (bei) heart (po) to help you carry things, continued to stand where they were, watching you run away, and gave an affectionate hug to Tuo's sister coser.

"...It's so green, Fyodor, I lost." Although he said so, Dazai couldn't tell how happy he was watching the chaotic scene. Today he is finally willing to admit that he persecuted Dostoye Fowski is truly one of life's great joys.

"What are you referring to? Dazai-kun. Everything she does is based on her love for Fyodor, right?"

"I didn't say that, what I meant...someone made your sex change but no one did mine, so I lose..."

Osamu Dazai was wrong.

He should have expected it a long time ago, and he couldn't say too much.

Before he finished speaking, he saw a coser of Sister Zai rushing towards Sister Tuo's coser, and said something in his mouth: "Well, you are actually stealing women outside behind my back! You are OOC, I should be the one who stole it." ah!!!"

"...Puff." Seeing this scene, Tuo Si let out a poof, as if in response to Dazai's mocking smile just now.

Dazai: "........."

"I'm sorry, Sister Dazai, you misunderstood. Sister Tuo just kindly helped me up when I fell down. I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years. I slipped away!" You reread the word "kindness" and listened to Sister Zai coser's words He felt that he should not be a light bulb, so he gave them candy and ran away quickly.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

Tosi: …………………

Dazai: …………………

He was silent for a few seconds.

"Hehehehe..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Then he laughed awkwardly.

You shivered, thinking that something was wrong, but in the end you still did this kind of thing of "follow your heart and end up in the crematorium".

"Damn it, what are you laughing at!" You tried to play dumb and took your coat and bag back from them.

The jacket is quite dirty from a recent fall, and you decide to buy a new one and find side assistance along the way.

That's right, you're going to find the cream.

Anyway, I'm going to buy a new coat, of course to cheer on my best friend!

You originally thought that you could just take the opportunity to get rid of these two people, but you didn't expect them to follow you from one left to the other in a tacit understanding, just like a gangster boss and her left and right hands.

Facts have proved that following you can indeed achieve the goals of the two of them, and no one came up to ask them for a group photo along the way.

You didn't even notice that the two of them took the opportunity to tamper with your pain bag, borrowed a pen and paper, and pasted a note under your pain bag that said "rejection of sharing responsibility, very irritable, don't take care of me".

By the way, Osamu Dazai did this, and Tosi chose to be blind for his own safety.

You go to the LOLITA booth of the milk cream to get it, and you find that Zhong Yuan Zhong also sells small skirts there.

"Are you a womanizer, Chuya!?"

"Instead of being caught by someone I don't know and taking a photo with you and other Dazai Osamu cosplayers, why don't I sell skirts here!!!" Don't ask, asking is a breakdown, and a very breakdown.

Nairhuang smirked, "Hey, hey, Mr. Chuya is so kind to me, we locked it up" while choosing a new coat for you, or she doesn't need to choose at all.

She has long planned to give you this new set as a Christmas gift, after all, this coat with a short shawl looks like Dosi's coat, just like a couple's outfit!

"Hurry up and change it!" Nai Shuang said, patting your shoulder.

I originally planned to slap you on the back, but your badges may be dented when she slaps you, and a world-destroying level of terror will probably unfold by then.

She noticed the note pasted under your pain bag, and praised you: "You are really a woman who hardened for love."

After you changed your coat, Nairhuang pushed you to Tuo Si's side, and kept praising: "It's a good match, a good match!"

But Dazai couldn't wait any longer, and urged: "Is Chacha ready, let's hurry up and continue wandering around!"

Nairhuang frowned, and found that things were not that simple, just now you, Dazai and Tuosi came together, adhering to the principle of "I and Zhongye locked you, you must also lock you, and you must not be cut off by Dazai Zhi" With such a mentality, Nai Shuang decided to sacrifice herself to fulfill you——

"Mr. Dazai, let me go for a walk!" Nairhuang said.

Dazai: "...Huh?"

Chuya, who sold half of the skirts, said, "...huh?"

Cream's heart: I'm sorry, Mr. Chuya, this is all for my CP!

She thought so, and then took Osamu Dazai away.

Only you and Tuosi are left in place.

...Fucking, milk cream!Why do you insist on removing two options for me! ! !Although it is true that you are looking for off-site assistance, why did you remove the correct option (meaning I want them all)! ! !

"Then... shall we go?"

There is no other way, you have no choice but to bite the bullet and go shopping with Tuosi alone.

"……Um."

Tosi was still hesitating.

Hesitant to tear off the note on your back.

The author has something to say:

I also want to be stepped on by Sister Tuo! ! ! (soul cry

By the way, in the comments in the last chapter——

Neither: 3 votes

Miss Sister: 1 vote

The knife man who didn't show up at all: 1 vote

The cream that didn't show up at all: 4 votes

Chuya, who did not appear at all: 4 votes

Sigma, who didn't play at all: 3 votes

Gogol, who didn't appear at all: 4 votes

Choose me (the reader himself)! : 1 vote

Other Tuo cosers: 2 votes

Osamu Dazai: 12 votes

I want it all: 11 votes

With a total of 46 votes, no one chose Tuo

Tuo, reflect on it!

感谢在2020-02-1313:28:58~2020-02-1423:50:19期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: Si Shao [I should do it! ] 99 bottles; I don’t know 16 bottles; 14 bottles of car wheels; 13 bottles of Tomoyo’s camera;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!