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Papa Reguis was upset: "What's your expression?"

=_,=, Edward said: "No."

Papa Reguis was very sensitive and became angry: "You look down on your father and me, as if it is impossible to compete for the top position with Morakot."

Not so impossible, absolutely impossible.Edward thought about it in his stomach, but he still didn't say it. He paused, and in order to stop this scary topic, Edward said: "Father, you misunderstood me. I am Yun Shisi, just a friend... no , not even friends."

"Oh."

"Since he was caught in a room at the end of last year when he was carrying out the anti-pornography operation at the Willum Hotel."

"Oh."

"...I broke up with him."

"Oh."

Edward: "..."

Papa Reguis: "Are you finished?"

Edward: "It's over."

Papa Reguis: "Why are you so awkward? =="

Edward: "..."

Papa Reguis: "Because Fourteen satisfies his physical requirements in the hotel, you think he has a wrong view and broke up with him?"

Edward: "I've always wondered why I broke up with him, but today I finally understand that it's because of his wrong views, and that's true." Edward suddenly realized.

Papa Reguis: =_,=

Edward was dissatisfied: "What is your expression?"

Papa Reguis: "This sentence is a bit familiar..."

"I just said it once." Edward was annoyed.

Father Reguis: "Oh, yes, yes. In fact, I just want to say, son, you are already 25. I remember that he is one year older than Mammon at fourteen, and he should be 22 this year."

Edward raised his eyebrows: "So what?"

"So he is an adult, there is nothing wrong with going to the hotel."

"But he was only 21 last year!"

"...That's many years away from adulthood," Papa Reguis lit a cigarette, "...and I don't think people who break up with each other will twist together and have sex."

"Which of your eyes saw me having sex with Yun Shishi?"

"Little brat, it's rude," Papa Reguis puffed out, squinting his eyes with a little enjoyment and took a puff of smoke, "You have a stubborn mouth, if you have the ability, go back to your room and have a look, your quilt is still a mess It's piled there."

"..." Edward was silent, and began to think about whether he didn't make the quilt when he woke up this morning.

"Don't say that you wake up like that in the morning, child.... I am really wise. I folded the quilt for you for a rare time this morning. It turned out to be an expected action."

"..."

Papa Reguis smiled brightly: "So, a bright life comes from little actions."

……

Just when the Leiguis family spawned a horrific coming-out movement because of Yun Shishi's disturbance of the water, as the supreme spiritual leader of the Reguis family, Mammen Reguis calmly talked with Fighting against a wall painted with various murals of the eighteen bans.

...because Yalar saw a gap between the penultimate and the penultimate murals.

And the map fragment that seems to be called "Snake Cave Psychedelic" is stuck in this gap.The position is not very deep, and the edge can be touched almost when you go in with your fingers, but for some reason, the fragments are tightly stuck, and Mammon and Yalaer are holding a piece on their mouths and noses, one on the left and one on the right, and it gets wet. Surrounded by water towels in front of the murals, I experienced what it means to be able to see but not to eat.

After using many tools and finally being unable to take it out, Mammon finally stopped, and dropped a steel ruler—this was also the last flat object in the backpack that could be stuffed into the crevice of the stone, and shrugged : "Don't forget it."

Aral: "Huh?"

Mammon: "It should be fake."

Aral: "Huh?"

Mammon: "Even if it's true, if we can't show it, neither can others."

Yalar: "=_,=, let me try." He tried to insert two fingers with great difficulty——

Mammon: "...wasting this time might as well—"

Aral: "—Ah, it's taken out."

Mammon: "..."

Yalar shook the tattered fragments in his hand, patted off the sand, gravel and dirt on them, moved them to Mammon, and said very calmly: "Look, didn't this just come out? I think it's the angle question."

Mamen's face was not very good-looking: "I can understand that, are you laughing at me?"

"...You're thinking too much." Yalar hid his face, was it really too obvious that he was too proud, forgetting that he loves His Highness Qian very much, but in a certain way, he is also a glass heart who desperately wants to save face.

Mammon took the fragment without saying a word, opened it for a look, and after a while, raised his eyelids and looked at Alar, who really looked at him nervously on tiptoe with expectant eyes, and Mammon took the piece on the fragment. The text is read aloud: Snake Cave Psychedelic: The glory before dawn, the snake god punishes those who sink into the sea of ​​desire.

"..." Yalar choked speechlessly - there was a kind of ironic rush.

Mammon smiled: "Is this talking about you?" After a pause, she rolled her eyes, slightly confused, "Did you really dream about me?"

"Ah?" Yalar was stunned for a moment, but he didn't realize why the topic jumped so much, "Ah..."

Mammon patted his head meaningfully, thought for a while, raised her chin and kissed the latter's cheek.Yalar covered his face in horror, his eyes widened, and he didn't know when this intimate action was done so smoothly, with a sense of taking it for granted.

In the end, Yalar could only mutter in a very useless way: "Why do you keep kissing me?"

"Can't you?"

"...No, it's not appropriate..." Yalar's tongue tied, "Is it?"

Mammon lowered her eyes when she heard this, and then, as if thinking of something, she showed a smile that was not a smile, and said softly, "There is no one more suitable than me."

"what?"

"No, it's nothing." Mamen took out the communicator expressionlessly, and after entering the password, swipe at the fragment on the authentication interface. Soon, the instrument made a rapid "beep" sound.

Mammon shrugged: "Look, I said it was fake."

Yalar was embarrassed, flipped the table and ran away - "It's so good to hide the fake one!!!"

"Where is it? Didn't you find out and take it out?" Mamen paused, "Take it out with your hands."

……

The two returned to the campfire with varying degrees of disappointment and sat down again.

Yalar pulled the fake fragments, threw them into the bonfire, and rolled back on the sleeping bag in frustration. After a while, he half stood up and looked at Mammon suspiciously with squinted eyes: "Huh? What you just said sounds a little bit Strange..."

Mammon dropped the stick holding the fire in his hand, opened his mouth and was about to answer Yalaer, when there was a slight sound of falling stones outside, the sound was very small and quickly disappeared, if he hadn't noticed it by accident, Would even be overlooked in the crackling of burning dry twigs.Mammon fell silent and narrowed her eyes.

Aral wondered, "What's wrong?"

"Shh, there are people outside." Mammon stood up slowly, pulled out the miniature gun from the carrying bag of her trouser legs, and made a gesture to go out, but Yalar grabbed her: "I want to go too."

"Stay here." Mammon refused without hesitation.

"The same sentence last time! As a result, I was kidnapped by TAT." Yalar complained tearfully.

"This time, no one will come out of the cracks in the rocks to kidnap you..." Mamen hesitated for a moment, thinking that if this person didn't play tricks under her nose, she might be able to make something wrong, so she reluctantly said in the end. Nodding, "Bring a gun and load it."

……

Mammon looked at Yalar twitchingly from the corner of her eyes, and turned around to search in her bag. After a long time, she took out the familiar silver palm gun from under a pile of messy things, sighed helplessly, and urged sincerely: "If you must shoot, don't hit me."

Aral was not annoyed when he heard this, and scratched his head: "You should have confidence in your teaching."

Mamen bent down and walked out without looking back.

After a few steps, I saw the truth.

Mammon was wrong.

In fact, it was not a human being.

Five meters away from the entrance of the cave, a red-tailed anaconda with thick thighs curled up uncomfortably under the deliberately lowered brightness of the flashlight, and assumed a defensive attacking posture.

The bright red tail is very glossy, and hangs down in a triangular shape.The dark red lines on the body turned pink under the light.

The length of the body coiled on the ground cannot be seen, but one can guess from the number of circles that this is not a small guy in the red-tailed boa family.

The tongue as big as a human head is slightly raised.

He spat out the scarlet snake letter, opened his mouth, and showed a "python smile" at the two uninvited guests who occupied his new home.

Mamen clapped her hands, swept the flashlight over the red-tailed boa's abdomen, and smiled: "Well, this guy is still a girl."