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Edward also put away his usual hippie smile, now his face was expressionless, and he stared at a corner of the wall with slightly lowered eyes.

Yun Shishi stopped the caressing movement, slipped his hand, and hooked Edward's chin: "Young Master, I was told that you are jealous?"

Edward patted Yun Shishi's hand, sneered, and pushed him away.

Yun Shishi's center of gravity was unstable and staggered. In such a short time, Edward had already sat back on the chair and fiddled with the mouse absent-mindedly. On the screen, MILK was swiftly and swiftly removed from the screen at the moment Yun Shishi kicked in the door. Deep map full of monsters Fly back to the safe area of ​​beach city.

Edward paused, then sent the characters to Mengzhong. It was the golden age of Wanjia lights, and the safe zone of Mengzhong was crowded with people. Edward felt a little more at ease, and he was not in a hurry to level up, so he clicked on the people around him data observation.

……

Yo... Where did this scum of the TT family get a protective ring? (*Protection ring: convert HP damage into MP damage. The effect is said to be miraculous. It is said that the mage wearing this ring can transform from a delicate flower into an undead Xiaoqiang, and it is still carnivorous)

Edward carefully observed this mage named TT9867, all kinds of envy and hatred - this guy was dressed in a shabby Sibel bracelet and wand, compared with his own magician Guyuyi, he was as shabby as a beggar.As a result, there was an extra protective ring in the place of the ring, and in an instant, the beggar became himself.

MILK: God!Please give me a "Golden Finger of God"!

God: I give you a middle finger.

... Are the days of being despised without fear of being despised by floating around in a Dharma-shen suit frighteningly floating around?Edward gritted his teeth and cracked his mouth self-consciously, his balls hurt so badly.

……

There is no meaning of Li Yunshishi at all.

Yun Shishi was not annoyed, he left the computer, and drove for more than an hour at night to knock on the door of Reguiz's house, he was ready for this kind of cold ass post.Getting up from the ground and walking behind Edward, Yun Shisi saw his figure reflected on the computer screen in front of him, smiled indifferently, lay down on the armchair behind Edward, rested his head on Edward's shoulder, stretched his chin forward, The pointed chin pressed against the crest of his neck.

Tsk.Edward frowned calmly, moved forward to hide, and was pushed back before he was a few millimeters away from the stool.

Get up again, press again.

After going back and forth several times, Yun Shisi's big claws simply grabbed Edward's shoulders and pressed him firmly on the chair.

Snapped--

The mouse was thrown heavily onto the table.

Edward was finally annoyed. He turned his head and slapped Yun Shishi's left paw hard, rubbing against him and screaming in pain, retracted his hand and stood up, furious: "Get out!!!!!!"

"..." Yun Shisi squatted behind the chair, clutching his paw that had a deep tooth mark on it, raised his head for a while, his black eyes were moist, and he muttered aggrievedly, "You don't even press The procedure goes."

Edward was taken aback.

"Aren't you supposed to ask me why I'm here?"

"..." The veins on Edward's forehead bulged, "I'm not interested in knowing, you, get out!"

Yun Shishi smiled: "Look at you, you look like a puppy."

"!" Edward circled around, wanting to find something to smash the thing squatting on the ground in front of him to death!

"I don't admit it," Yun Shishi stood up. Don't look at his slender arms and legs, but they are long enough and as strong as an orangutan.He grabbed Edward like an octopus in two or three, and while dragging the person from the table to his side, he insisted on putting his wrist in front of him, yelling, "Look, isn't it just a puppy? Look at this Bite..."

"Fart—uh—"

The ending turned into a muffled groan, and Yun Shisi lifted himself up from Edward, squinted his eyes cheerfully and smiled, and said, "Look how nice I am, I overwhelm you and choose a soft place."

No matter how you look at it, it looks like a wolf with a big tail.

Edward was stuffed in the quilt, not saying a word.

Yun Shishi pawed and pulled him, and the person under the quilt uncooperatively slapped his paws red again.

"Why are you so awkward, and I don't know how those boys in your hall would convince you," Yun Shisi sighed, and dragged out Edward's hand that was tightly grasping the quilt, opened his palm, and straightened it , I stuffed my paws in, "Hey, if you want to catch you, catch me, what's the matter with bullying the quilt... Sigh, you just look at me? You are really inexplicable... Do you look at me? Don't look at me Kiss you! I really kiss you!!!"

Edward closed his eyes and looked like a corpse.

Yun Shishi lowered his head as if he could do what he said, and when his lips were about to touch, he paused, feeling that the breathing of the person under pressure became disordered, Yun Shishi smiled slyly, and leaned against his ear to breathe. Let out a hot breath: "Oh, you won't have your first kiss still—"

"—Yun, come and taste the sweets made by Uncle——"

The door was kicked open again.

The person who came was Papa Reguis who "never knows how to knock on the door, as long as the door can be opened to get in".

The old man was wearing a Doraemon cartoon apron, holding a plate with two bowls of sweet soup firmly placed on it, and kicked open the door aggressively.

Then, I was shocked by the weird composition poses of the two young people in the room.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Yun Shisi jumped up with his arms up like a robber.

Edward was freed from the quilt, and viciously pulled the pillow and smashed Yun Fourteen face-to-face - in the eyes of Papa Reguis, this was a move that big girls would only do when they were shy.

Stepping calmly, he put the bowl in his hand on the desk. Papa Reguis rubbed his apron... He pinched the corner of his clothes and coughed twice: "...How about you continue?"

"Ah, no need, it's better to drink sweet soup." Yun Shisi took it smoothly.

"..." Edward's face was paralyzed.

Papa Reguis didn't look relieved at all. Instead, he looked more like he had been struck by lightning. He left a sentence "Remember to lock the door next time", and floated out of the door in a mess. Surrounding back and forth is——

My eldest son is the same-and he is from below-and he is in a transnational relationship-and his charm doesn't seem to be so great that even sweet soup can't compare...

Orz.

All kinds of blows are not explained.

Papa Reguis was sitting in the living room, holding a pot, drinking sweet soup while thinking about problems in a mess.

He didn't come back to his senses until the spoon scraped the bottom of the pot and made a screeching sound—the whole pot of sweet soup was wiped out.

What about the question?

...I haven't even found the "head" of the thread yet.

Papa Reguis hiccupped, looked up, and saw Yun Shishi, looking like he was about to go home——his face was not very pretty.

... This kid is handsome, much handsomer (sour) than the one in the Morakot family.

Papa Reguis greeted Yun Shishi: "It's so late, why don't you go back?"

Yun Shishi nodded—he talked all night, and the greatest achievement was that he finally heard Edward humming like a toothache, although he still didn't ask shit.But it is an amazing leap forward - the stone is willing to crack, and it is only a matter of time before it is opened.

"Hey, why don't you stay down?" Papa Reguis said casually.

"This bothers you too much." Yun Shisi smiled... well, it was indeed a much purer (sour) smile than that of the Morakot family.

The two exchanged casual courtesies, and Father Reguis personally watched Yun Shisi drive away—with the loving eyes of watching his daughter-in-law, before leading him away, he held the door of the car and said meaningfully: "Fourteen ( From "cloud" to "ten, four") Ah, my Edward, he is just awkward..."

Yun Shishi just inserted the car key into the hole, when he heard this, he nodded: "Well, what you said is true."

"So you should tolerate him more."

Cloud Fourteen: "Huh?" O__O?

"I get it, I get it. It's not easy for the two of you to get to this day—"

Yun Shishi: "Huh?"...?

"Be careful on the road, bye!"

"...Good night, Uncle."

……

——A symposium on the love between father and son in the Reguis family.

Edward sat listlessly on the sofa with his chicken coop on his head, took the black coffee on the table, took a sip, frowned, added three packets of sugar, and took another sip.

Papa Reguis: "Son, let's talk."

Edward frowned in dissatisfaction again, put down the cup, added 3 spoons of creamer, stirred, put down the spoon, and raised the coffee cup: "Father, Yun Shishi and I..."

Papa Reguis (sigh): "Back then, I actually had a crush on the same sex..."

"puff--"

Edward scrambled for tissues and wiped the table.

Papa Reguis: "You are surprised, right? I didn't expect that I would be bisexual. Don't worry, it was before. I really love your mother very much. You were born out of love. Although She left early..." He took out his handkerchief.

Edward: "..." =_,=.

Papa Reguis: "But I didn't expect this kind of thing to be inherited..."

Edward: "..." How did such an illiterate and temperamental bandit climb up to the leadership?

Father Reguis: "But although I liked that person back then, I never thought of being the next one... Well, well, this kind of thing really can't be forced, obviously I can't force you to be the next one Go up there... son, you don't mind if I say that?"

Edward twitched his lips: "You've said everything, why do you care what I do?"

Papa Reguis nodded, very satisfied with his son's obedience: "Yun 14 is a very beautiful oriental, slender and tender--speaking of my son, the person my dad liked back then was very strong, so if it is true With him, I even prepared to fight for the top position for many years... Well I must stress that was just before, now I'm just being his good friend, really good friend, all these years—”

"Father, can I ask who that person is?" Edward felt something was wrong.

"Ah, it's—"

"Don't tell me it's that person—" Edward was sweating calmly.

Papa Reguis raised his beard and said, "Joshua Morakot, he was indeed a very attractive man back then."

Edward: "..."