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Yalaer, who was following Mamen, also saw the red-tailed boa constricted on the ground when he poked his head. His first reaction was: _(￣0￣)_[Oh!so rough...

Mamen took a few steps back and dimmed the light source of the flashlight. Immediately, except for the bonfire still burning at the corner, the light of the flashlight became very weak and the visibility was very low.

Yalar sighed and poked Mammon: "How do you know she's a girl?"

Mamen shook the flashlight at the red-tailed boa's white belly: "Obviously not."

The body of the snake girl coiled on the ground is obviously still pregnant with eggs, and the scales of the snake are slightly stretched out, not as tight as usual.

Dazed for a moment, Yalar felt that this was something new and caught up: "Isn't the snake spawning period from July to September... It's almost December..."

"It's not bad to be born now," Mammon said with a rare humor, "hibernation and hatching can be completed simultaneously."

"Then what do we do?"

"I don't know what it is going to do. Fortunately, this kind of python is big but not aggressive. Keep the flashlight on, so as not to accidentally shine on its eyes and irritate it. Now listen to me and slowly back up to the fire later."

"Back to the fire and then...?" Yala was a little nervous - after all, this kind of big guy has never seen a wild one except in the snake house of the zoo - where is this wild mountain going? Find a breeder to take pictures of the big head of the snake and tell it to smile for the camera ==...

After hearing Yalar's question, Mammon replied, "Sleep."

"what?"

"As long as there is a fire blocking it, it won't approach us—this snake has shed its skin here, maybe it will come back to lay eggs or hibernate, if the fire doesn't want to go away for a while, we will—" Mammon said just now In the middle of speaking, the red-tailed boa girl moved her tail, hissed out the letter, moved, and her long body, which was tightly coiled together, relaxed slightly, and it seemed that she was about to start moving or have other movements.

...I hope it's not something other than simple movement.Mammon pursed her thin lips, and took Yalar and took two steps back cautiously. In the dim light, the red-tailed boa constrictor rubbed forward.

Yalar pulled Mammon from behind: "Do you know this snake?"

Mammon smiled angrily: "I'm not Voldemort."

Yalar: "(orz, if we don't have to hide like this)...I mean, kind? What's red? Is it poisonous?"

"The red-tailed anaconda," Mammon answered him briefly, satisfying his curiosity, "it's not poisonous."

Alar breathed a sigh of relief.

"Boa constrictors are used to kill people by hanging. Have you ever seen a person poisoned to death with venom?" Mammon sarcastically.

"Oh, oh..." The person who was being ridiculed was obviously used to being bullied, and moved back neatly. Just as she was about to reach the fire source, the huge snake girl suddenly jumped forward a few meters, suddenly For a moment, Snake Xinzi was about to lick the tip of Mammon's nose—fortunately, Mammon reacted quickly, bent down quickly and pulled Yalaer by the way, otherwise such a big snake head could knock people out of concussion !

Yalar was dragged and fell into the mud. Before he could complain, he was pushed by Mamen. He jumped over the campfire in a standard diving style and landed on the sleeping bag behind the campfire. It won’t be too thick. After such a fall, his back hit the gravel ground heavily. Yalar gritted his teeth and mouth in pain. Before he could get up, his eyes went dark and his body felt heavy. Gotta grunt—

His Highness Mammon retreated behind the bonfire in the same way.

The head of the snake in hot pursuit retracted suddenly when it reached the top of the campfire.

The huge snake moved out—obviously, the high temperature of the campfire made this kind of shady and humid creature uncomfortable.

Mammon got up from Yalaer's body, and the warm breath brushed Yalaer's face, Yalaer blushed to the ear, lowered his head and pretended to straighten his clothes.

Quickly adding some burning materials to the fire, Mammon pondered for a while, and thankfully the remaining dead wood branches seemed to be enough to last until dawn--by dawn, their disadvantage would not be as great as it is now.

Mammon can wait, but the red-tailed boa can't.

The abdomen contracted a few times, and the red-tailed boa girl swam around in front of the campfire for a while, spitting out the message hissingly, refusing to leave or attack rashly, looking very impatient.

Yala frowned, and tugged at Mammon's sleeve: "We have occupied its territory, and this snake girl seems to need a delivery room."

No creature in nature will give birth in front of a strange and uninvited guest.Mammon turned to Yalaer calmly: "Isn't there a vacant room at the corner over there?" Yalaer was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered that Mamen was talking about the other corner of the "T" cave.

"It seems to like our side very much?" Aral scratched his head, uncertain, "Aren't they all the same? As for holding back, it has to be in a specific place - why are you looking at me like that?"

"No," Mammon gave a rare smile, and suddenly began to grope for the rocks around them, tapping and listening to them from time to time, or carefully pinching some gravel to smell...

In the end, this action ended on the cave wall behind Yalar, because behind him, Yalar heard very clearly that when Mammon snapped his fingers lightly, the sound from the rock wall was different from usual——

Behind the rock is hollow.

Mammon thoughtfully moved down a piece of gravel, and then a lot of broken sand fell from the wall, which seemed not very strong.

The snake girl's huge triangular snake tail slapped the ground heavily, and she leaned forward suddenly, her snow-white belly almost brushed against the top of the campfire - the scorching temperature made her retreat again, spit out her mouth, and exposed her fangs with a threatening grin. tooth.

Aral clutched his chest, thinking that if the bonfire went out, the first thing the snake girl would do was not to give birth to a child, but to swallow them up as food for the winter—

Pregnant women are always irritable ╮(￣▽￣")╭

Aral leaned close to Mammon, feeling a little more at ease, thinking resentfully.

At this time, Mamen had already come to the mountaineering pick, and was digging through the rock wall one by one. With a burst of fishy smell, Mamen stretched out her hand and took out a piece of broken pieces from the small groove behind the rock wall.

Aral frowned, pinched his nose in disgust and took a few steps back—this fragment was so fishy, ​​I don't know what the group of professors painted on it.

"Snake gallbladder and snake liver juice." Mammon sniffed it, and finally quickly found a sealed food bag without looking at it, poured the food inside into another food bag, threw the pieces into it, and sealed it Then he took the corner of the bag and shook it in front of Yalar, "This thing has a strong smell, and it will be a trouble until it comes out of the tropical rainforest."

I found it with great difficulty... Yala saw that Mammon wanted to throw it away.

"Wait until we get out of the snake cave and then find a way to get rid of the smell. We can't cross the river with him, and it will cause trouble."

The corner of Yalar's mouth twitched, and he couldn't make up his mind whether he was surprised that the road behind them would still be covered with water, or surprised that there was any "trouble" in the river.

As the fishy smell dissipated in the air, the red-tailed boa constrictor seemed to be less enthusiastic about their treasure land. After swimming around a few times, it slowly moved towards the opposite side.

Mamen packed up her things, shared some cooked food with Yalaer—because of the unexpected arrival of the snake girl, the wild mushroom soup was overcooked and tasted very bad.The two of them frowned and finally filled their stomachs, Mammon patted Yalar's head: "Go to sleep, leave here after the sun rises in the morning, we have to climb over this mountain, and we will meet in a few hours after walking." A river—”

With that said, Mamen dug out the map, put it on the ground, clicked on a long curve representing an unknown river on the map, and continued, "We're going to stay here for a while to find other teams that have a different route than ours. Make a deal to build a decent raft to cross this river..."

"What's in the river?" Yalar thought for a while, but still asked this question.

Mammon suddenly fell silent, then shook her head: "I don't know."

The two were silent for a moment, then discussed some details before reaching the river, and then fell asleep separately.

Yalar was woken up by the cold once in the middle of the journey, and in a daze, he saw that Mammon seemed to have gotten up as well. He was sitting by the campfire at the moment, filling in some dead branches from time to time, and then holding a pen to write on the map in his hand. painting.

Alar rubbed against Mammon.

Perhaps when he was still unconscious like a dream, Mammon put down the pen, moved the bag aside and put it away, and hugged Yalar to himself in a sitting posture.

——The human body is always warmer than the ground.

So he didn't feel that there was anything wrong with this, and Alar lay comfortably in Mammon's arms and fell into a deep sleep again.

He was really tired after a day of climbing mountains and ridges.

……

(Rome, Italy)

The recent Legendary District [-] is not very peaceful, because the people in the [Scarlet Letter] guild are very restless, all kinds of uneasy, and live their lives clutching their chests all day long.

Because the boss of the guild, "Glorious Saints", has recently hooked up a deputy from somewhere.

The deputy is a trumpet that has never been heard before, named "Pink Little Burst" - the addition of this name gave the [Scarlet Letter] comrades an urge to collectively cut their wrists and force the legendary agency to change its name system...

The reason is naturally unacceptable. Every morning when I wake up and turn on the computer, rubbing my eyes, I haven’t focused on the focus. When I open the guild management interface, in the list of management members, the god-like boss "Guangyao Saint" Under the shiny name, the words "Pink Little Burst" suddenly appeared.

...Yes, suddenly.

It's the kind that, no matter how many times you watch it, there will be a "sudden" unacceptable sense of violation every time.

[Scarlet Letter] The guild is very famous in the Italian game industry. Its original name is [Scarlet Crusade]. The members of the entire guild are distributed in each game and basically occupy the top three in the big server where it is located and even the strength of the entire game. It is full of ordinary players In the eyes of the rich who "have a money printing machine at home", what's more rare is that these rich people are very low-key and very coquettish-in the eyes of the girls, this is the cultivation of aristocrats.

Because this name was widely used by various novels or movies later, it was simply renamed [Scarlet Letter] one day by the "Glorious Saints" silently.

If Max and Milk are the landowners in the second district, then the [Scarlet Letter] is undoubtedly the princes and nobles in the first district, and everyone has more or less arrogance.

Therefore, the young masters and ladies of the [Scarlet Letter] guild have always called themselves "serious people". From their names to their manners to their supplies, they have always been aristocratic and have never been surpassed.

however.

The name Pink Burst appeared, and it fell from the sky with a thunderbolt.

...The most deceitful thing is that "Pink Little Burst" is a male Taoist priest ╮(￣▽￣")╭A male Taoist priest in fluttering white clothes. ╮(￣▽￣")╭

And he is glamorous and noble, compared to the inconspicuousness of the Guangyao saints, although the pink little explosion is not high, it actually seems to have the demeanor of the boss.

It's just "imitation, Buddha" - this is the conclusion drawn by those who once tried to make Pink Xiaobao give up this name, turn evil, return to righteousness and become a Buddha.

such as……

[Guild] Lord Red: Brother Pink?

[Guild] Red Girl: m(__)m worship God, Brother Pink... Sir, you... how can you scream.

[Guild] Pink Bomb: What's the matter?

[Guild] Lord Red: Have you thought about changing your name?

[Guild] Little Pink Burst: None.

Being rejected, Lord Red choked speechlessly.

……

This is straight to the point.

***

Another example……

[Guild] Radiant Saints: TAT, baby (...) ~ The bastards of the AH guild laugh at your name!

[Guild] Little Pink Burst: Whatever.

[Guild] Glory to the saints: I was thinking about how to stop them from laughing at you? (Subtext: Change your name, change your name, change your name is king)

[Guild] Pink Bomb: [Bone Jade Scepter] Sir, do you want it?

[Guild] Lord Red: ˋ(°▽,°) Brother Pink is mighty! ! !

[Guild] Radiant Saints (← completely ignored): ...My lord, can you not be so stupid?

This is side-firing.

***

[Guild] Shining Saints: Baby, who gave you your name?

[Guild] Pink Bomb: I'm a man.

[Guild] Radiant Saints: ... I remember you are also a man.

[Guild] Pink Bomb: Have a question?

[Guild] Guangyao Saints: No, really not... How about we change the number?Taoism is too difficult to practice, you go get a mage, and I will give you the dharma set on my sister.

[Guild] Queen Guangyao: Brother, are you tired of living?Convex=dish=baby, I also have a pair of dharma bracelets and necklaces, if you really want to practice mages, I will give them to you~

[Guild] Pink Burst: ...the guild lacks a mage?Fashen sets and the like, I can buy them myself if I want to practice.

[Guild] Glory to the Saints: ... is missing.

[Guild] Radiant Queen: Very short. (definitely)

[Guild] Pink Burst: Oh, I'll build one.

【System】Welcome the player "Xiaozui" to join the guild.

……

TO [private chat] Guangyao Saints: Brother, is this a magical horse? ! ! ! ! Σ('д')

FROM [private chat] Guangyao Saints: Don't ask me TAT, this is self-defeating...

This is coercion and temptation.

……

In short, the name of the [Scarlet Letter] guild alliance that stomped three times shocked three people. The name of the second top spot is Pink Little Burst, and the gender is male.

No explanation.