[Online game] Shut up if you buy it for a dime

[Current] Reporter from Legend Daily: Hello, this is Legend Daily.I'm your legendary daily reporter.Today, I am honored to broadcast live to track and investigate another major event in the legendary history for you again—the sudden and terrifying wedding between the first set of prayer equipment enabler "mary" and the RX guild president max, according to the investigation of this newspaper 80% of the people on the first server of the legendary Italian server said that they were strongly frightened and could not accept it, 10% of the people sincerely wished this "unique and twists and turns" couple a happy marriage for a hundred years, and 5% of them thought... Being blinded, the remaining 5% maintain an attitude of nothing to do with themselves—why did the two get married?Love and kill each other or rejoice in enemies?Is it Max's premeditated revenge against Mary's prayer suit that caused RX to lose Sabak, or is it another unknown underground plan by Mary?

I am a reporter from Legend Daily, and I sincerely follow up all the latest developments for you. Let us interview some onlookers for their opinions.

[Current] Reporter from Legend Daily: Hello, what is your opinion on the sudden marriage of the president?

[Currently] Goblet for Dagger: Legendary Grudge.

[Currently] Reporter from Legend Daily: ...It means very scary?

[Current] Wine glass for dagger: ...don't talk to me, let me be alone for a while...

[Current] Reporter from Legend Daily: Hello...

[Current] Big Tree Elf: I hate paparazzi =_, =.

[Currently] Reporter from Legend Daily: You may not cooperate, but you must not insult my sacred profession TAT.

[Current] Reporter from Legend Daily: Hello, I am...

【Current】Pink Baby: Blind.

[Currently] Reporter from Legend Daily: (Excited) Are you an admirer of Max or a follower of Mary?May I ask if your blind dog eyes mean that max has a crush on mary or mary marries max? [Current] Pink Baby: How could Mary be worthy of our president? I mean, this matter has blinded everyone (...the map can’t explain it), a man married a man, and he is shameless even if he is a transvestite Don't you think it's annoying to go to pester people?

[Currently] Reporter from Legend Daily: Actually, okay==?

[Current] Pink Baby: It seems that you are also superficial. (contemptuous)

"..." Inexplicably, the poor reporter who was cocked by ginseng retreated all over his face.

The above are the speeches and opinions of the RX trade union representatives from all walks of life.

——As for the matter of marriage, when it didn’t happen, Yalar was always speculating and restless, all kinds of brainstorming, but when Max took him to the palace, the system jumped out [Heaven and earth are the evidence, the marriage certificate is the matchmaker] .Player max proposes to you, please enter the corresponding command, and the system will reject it by default if there is no response within 1 minute] When there was a row of small red letters, Yalar found himself surprisingly calm, nervous, shy, and at a loss at that moment. Floating clouds.

ENTER key to switch the chat window——

Seriously press down word by word——

@allow to marry

Check the spelling...check it again...

ENTER key, send.

[World] [System] Player max and player mary have gone through various experiences, met, knew each other, and fell in love with each other by chance. Now they are officially registered at the legendary marriage certificate office, becoming the 3750th couple in this server.From then on, we made an oath that the white heads will never be separated, we will help each other in poverty, and we will share honor and disgrace. Let us bless them together.

The flaming information is very eye-catching.

However, the number of people getting married every day is countless, and the crowd has already shown the calmness of those who have been here or the automatic ignorance of the singles. Based on the fixed thinking of [the world is a basic place for making money and buying equipment], this announcement is very important. Almost submerged in the sea of ​​people doing business in the world.

There is no imaginary scene of invective or frolic.

Everything is the same as before.

Yalar, who was sitting in front of the computer, breathed a sigh of relief, rubbed his forehead, and found that just now, he was playing the role of a calm and calm veteran, and now his forehead was covered with cold sweat, with a few strands of hair sticking to his forehead in embarrassment. in the forehead.

The right hand subconsciously controlled the figure in the red wedding dress to run around the palace a few times. Yalar took a closer look and found that the samurai outfit with thighs exposed was more attractive...

Running and running, I found that I ran out of max's field of vision ==... Yalar scratched his head, and ran back to max...

"..."

【Current】mary: What are you doing==?

[Current] max: Sprinkle flowers.

【Current】mary: What are you doing with flowers==?

[Current] max: No?

Don't those people always want to sprinkle flowers, PK melee and set off fireworks when they get married?They also used flowers to display hearts... However, Max didn't do that, it's so vulgar, and whoever has the energy to put them one by one, throwing them out with all their brains means a lot. ...Why does this guy have so many troubles?

This is max's inner workings.

Turning the angle of view, let us focus on the real bride——mary.

Mary thought: Of course not.

【Currently】mary: I'm a bit rushed... Lei=_,=.

[Current] max: It's really hard to serve.

"..." Mary was speechless.

Communication failed. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

The newlyweds who got married in a flash, the first thing after marriage is not to enter the bridal chamber, but to stand face to face, surrounded by piles of red roses that have been thrown into piles (...), staring at each other affectionately, Then……

Each other in the hearts of the grass, beat the villain.

...Life is such a pain in the ass. =_,=.

Just then.

Right now! !

The world suddenly woke up.

Between a large series of transaction information.

Suddenly he uttered a weak, tiny, short——

[World] Oh girl, don't run away: max and mary are married?

……

After two or three messages, the still-future and unresponsive world suddenly quieted down.

The world channel, which was scrolling rapidly at a speed of one scroll every s, suddenly fell silent.

Only the weak, small, short sentence is left, with absolute existence, staying on the edge of the chat box, even if a piece of information appears, this sentence will be rushed out of the recording range.

but.

No one speaks.

At this time, he is not alone.

All the people jumped in front of the computer, frantically scrolling the mouse wheel, trying to find out the wedding announcement that they seemed to have seen a few minutes ago.

The person who first dug out that message was our acquaintance—a wine glass for a dagger.

He trembled, and entered three words in the chat box messily in the wind——

[World] Wine glass for dagger: It's true.

"=口=..." Jim, who was sitting in front of the computer, slipped his hand and died under the siege of the evil pincers—but this is not important anymore. Jim blinked and looked around in a daze for something—what?

oh, the phone.

Why are you looking for a phone?

Tell your wife the good news—the little prince is married?

But... my wife seems to be in the kitchen, no need to call... oh, right...

then……

"Sweetheart—sweet—heart—ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Linda slammed the kitchen knife into the sink—"Unlucky, why are you howling in the middle of the night? Forcing my old lady to beat you?"

Jim paled, "Married! Married!! Married!!!"

Linda slapped the paws on her body away in disgust: "What are you driving? Didn't you just ride a horse last week——"

"Max! Prince!!! Get married—marry!!"

Linda's complexion changed, and she took off the apron and stuffed it into Jim's hands. She flung her teeth and claws at the computer, which was still glowing with faint fluorescence. So, when she was lying in front of the computer, she was just in time to witness the orgasm——

[World] max: Be good, call me husband, listen?

Linda: =mouth=

People in the world: =mouth=

Jim: Chirp chirp~~~max, you beast with a serious face! !Beast! ! !