[Online game] Shut up if you buy it for a dime

Jim pushed Yalar back on the seat, looked up and down Mamen, glanced at the eyes of the people around him who were looking at the uncle on the seat, paused, and grabbed a girl from the forensic school next door, "This guy is not only fighting, but also What will you do?"

It will also torture people TAT ying ying ying~~~ Yalar choked speechlessly.

The girl asked by Jim glanced at Jim arrogantly, and said slowly: "Reguis has always been the best, Professor Rodson's most trusted assistant."

Who is Professor Rodson?Jim curled his lips in boredom, and poked Yalar: "Hey, I remember that you seem to have been receiving a scholarship all the time. Are you cheating? Or cheating?"

Yalar: "..."

At this time, Mammon stood up slowly, put her hands in her pockets, and walked towards them staggeringly.

Jim poked Yalar: "Hey, you seem nervous."

Yalar raised the corner of his mouth: "When I see him now, I feel a pain in my thigh..."

Jim: "???"

……

While Mamen was walking, the entire auditorium was silent, and everyone's attention was on Mamen, including Ke Lan on the podium, smiling and looking down at the podium with great interest.

In the auditorium, only the soft soles of leather shoes and the wooden floor were tapped lightly.

Yalar swallowed, his heart in his throat.

The sound of footsteps finally stopped and disappeared after getting softer.

Mammon stopped in front of Yalar, and when he walked in front of him, he realized that if he didn't bend down, he seemed to be able to clearly see the child's brown flaxen hair, which was a little... messy.

...It can also be clearly felt that the person in front of him is tense, and his lines are so stiff that it seems that even raising his head has become difficult.

Mammon pursed her lips and sneered slightly, her hands were still lazily put in her pockets, her body leaned forward slightly, and she bent down.

In a trance, Yalar suddenly felt a cold touch on the tip of his nose.

"!" Returning to his senses, the blue one suddenly met a pair of deep black eyes that seemed to have no bottom.

Yalar froze in place, his watery eyes widened and blinked.

The thick and long eyelashes trembled, and they brushed Mammon's cheeks lightly, bringing a subtle touch, a little itchy.

Mammon: "..."

Yalar: "..."

……

Audience: =mouth=! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Mammon made a movement that was incomprehensible to everyone - gently rubbed the tip of Yalar's nose with his nose.

The little gestures of intimacy between lovers.

O_O? ?Yalar is completely...SB.

Mamen, who loves to see this child showing such virtues, is very happy at this moment. She stretched out her paws, and gently rubbed the soft flaxen hair to make them more messy. She squinted her eyes: " Do it well and we'll win the game, huh?"

Yalar stared blankly at the unprecedentedly gentle face of the evil god, and nodded numbly, "Oh, oh."

Jim: "..."

Curran: "Ouch, ouch."

Auditorium audience: "..."

The only sentence Mammon uttered, under normal circumstances, could be regarded as a real provocation to all other small groups.

But at this moment.Except for Bell, who stood aside indifferently and looked at the two people in the focus of the crowd with cold eyes, this group of passionate young people who couldn't stand the provocation didn't make any sense or ridicule about this sentence——

Everyone lay on the ground looking for their chins.

A certain girl from the "Her Mammon Legion" represented by Linda was severely stimulated. She held her face and kneaded her hands vigorously—"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it..."

……

Afterwards, when the grouping was over, everyone stood up and prepared to rearrange their seats according to the grouping. Yalar suddenly came back to his senses and looked around. Except for some people who cast strange probing or concealed glances, Yalar found that he got something else—that is, someone he was looking for, after a lot of trouble, was happy and left. ╮(╯▽╰)╭ throwing a bunch of untidy mess to him, the person who didn't have time to react... TAT, Yalar sat in the seventh group by himself in order I quietly probed the position behind the two of them and quickly scanned the surroundings. I was pleasantly surprised to find that among the people who went out and waited for the reorganization bye, the only one who was dumped by his companions was sitting alone, and he seemed to be the only one.

==.

So Yalar became even more depressed, and found that he seemed to have misunderstood something

——That bastard Mamen definitely didn't just leave the untidy mess for himself and go straight away. Before leaving, he definitely stepped on it himself to ensure the level of tatters... TAT.

Hey, hey, hey~~~~~TAT, Mammon Reguis, you are the worst rotten person in the world! !none of them! ! !

Yalar sat on the seat covering his face, and spent a long time thinking about whether to lift the wooden floor and press himself down and lie down.When he realized that the buzzing sound seemed familiar and disturbing, he gave up his old nose and finally raised his heavy head. Then, Yalar found something that left him dumbfounded. thing -

That kid, Jim, lost face on the podium ==.

"...=口=," Yalar looked messily at the eloquent classmate Jim who was talking on the stage, and his intuition was not good——

Sure enough, before Jim could say a few words, his inspiration came true.

"My friend Yaral Morakot told me a truth." Jim restrained his excited expression and put on a serious expression. When Yalar heard his name was hung on the wall, he fixed his eyes on Jim's serious expression , There was a chuckle in his heart, knowing that something bad was going to happen. In the dark, Jim, who was a little dizzy from the light, actually didn't know the exact location of Yalar, so he could only smile "warmly" in his general direction.

Yalar: "..."

Jim, I sincerely want to advise you, don't talk, let alone...

Jim turned and picked up the grease pen.

...let alone write...

"He told me a word—" Jim wrote a word on the blackboard with a solemn face——

"Impasible." Jim read aloud, "Yes, that's right, it's 'Impasible'."

"Pa—" Yalar couldn't help covering his face, what day is today?hold head high?Yaral Morakot's death day?

At this time, the students below showed their due qualities, and no one made a sound. In the auditorium, only Jim's high-pitched voice——

"The word means impossible (...Yaral: No girl! Who doesn't know?! Who doesn't know!!), and we just need to put an apostrophe between the I and the M-" Jim Picking up the pen, he impassionedly added a stroke to the two letters - "I'mpasible", Jim glanced at his handsome handwriting on the writing board with satisfaction, nodded in satisfaction, raised his chin, and said proudly : "It only takes one stroke, it is impossible, and it will become——I can!!!!!!"

I can - can - can - can -

The heroic and high-spirited ending sound echoed over the auditorium.

Yalar: Somebody drag this thing off the top =口=, or kill me! ! ! !

"Pa--" Ke Lan, who was standing next to him, applauded calmly, "Pa-pa-pa--"

Everyone: Silence——

Curran: "Excellent speech, let us thank you, Jim."

Everyone: Silence——

a long time.

"puff--"

In the dark, in the crowd, finally someone couldn't hold back ╮(╯_╰)╭.

Thus, this unrestrained child became the pioneer of the people, the auditorium was shaken, and the people were unrestrained——

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -- help --" "I can't breathe, respirator!! Ah ha, ah ha ha ha ha --"

The old man Ke Lan blushed from the suffocation, and he didn't smile out of face after all. He shook his hands and turned around, calmly erased the word "impasible" on the blackboard and replaced it with "impossible", and then turned back calmly, calmly Said: "If it weren't for this small mistake, this is indeed a rousing speech. Let us once again thank Mr. Jim."

"Hahahaha" "Papapapa——" "Brother, you did it on purpose, didn't you? Yes, it's very funny! I haven't laughed so happily in a long time! Thank you! Thank you!!!" Someone in the crowd shouted, Accompanied by a whistle.

The moment Jim understood, he rushed out the door.

Yalar watched his back go away, sympathized with Jim's uneducated being exposed in broad daylight, and thanked him for his brave cannon fodder for his heroic deed.

That night, on the way home, he told Linda about this as a small talk...

Yalar: "I corrected him no less than 10 times, but since I knew him, he has been making mistakes..." So, this is life==.

Linda showed the calmness that the queen should have in such an embarrassing scene to Jim. After three or four seconds of silence, she said firmly, "I want to break up."

Yalar: "..."

Linda: "I can't let the child in the future not only look like an orangutan, but also have a head like an orangutan-well, maybe even worse than an orangutan."

Yalar laughed and fell down, the front of the bicycle drew a perfect "S"-shaped large curve on the deserted path——

That night, Yalar ate in his own room under pressure, and it was particularly shameful-he ate while playing games.In order to prevent being held down and beaten by his father or Burr, Yalar stuffed the food into his stomach in two or three bites, and hurriedly accompanied Max to beat plant seeds. Bairimen unexpectedly met again by chance ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Under Yalar's entanglement, Max failed in ignoring Dafa, and Yalar succeeded in being in the group.

After the seeding, the break time...

[Current] max: Don't eat?

[Current] mary: I have eaten ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

[Currently] max: Oh.

……

then……

Then?

Then, that night, mary and max got married.