[Online game] Shut up if you buy it for a dime

Edward squatted barefoot on the bench, smiling obscenely and lewdly.

This is what Mamen saw when she opened the door with two bowls of "Father's Warm Love Sweet Soup".

Putting two bowls of sweet soup mixed with white fungus, crushed pineapple, red dates and other things on the desk, Mammon took a long legged step, stepped behind Edward in a few steps, and bent over to look at the screen.

The elder brother still had a lewd smile on his face, stretched his neck like a pug, sniffed and muttered, "Sweet soup, sweet soup is a good thing", then threw himself back to the computer and continued to fight——

[World] max: Mary, be good, come and kiss=3=~~~

[World] Onlookers: What is the situation of blind people with aluminum-titanium alloy eyes?

[World] A wine glass for a dagger: ...=mouth=, this nightmare is so scary, I want to wake up, I want to wake up! ! ! (Shaking crazily) TAT [World] Passerby A: ...max, boss, you are finally crazy T_T.

[World] jim: ...

[World] Big tree elf: Oh, the upstairs is the in-laws (smiling)~

[World] Where is the spring: I have a big pear, little prince, what do you think?

……

FROM [private chat] mary: Are you crazy? =_,=

"..."

Mammon's face contorted.

Kicking Edward out with a heavy kick, Edward fell to the ground, Mamen took back the seat with a blank face, and pressed the keyboard with a black face, every time it seemed to smash the keyboard——

TO [private chat] mary: It was milk just now.

……

The other side was silent for about 30 seconds, and then carefully sent a sentence——

FROM [private chat] mary: 囧, who is married?

"..." Mamen squinted her eyes, and the moment she saw this sentence, her mood was a little subtle.

Deliberately not responding for a long time, it seems that Mary's silly face opposite the computer is full of uneasiness and embarrassment to the extreme, and then he curls his lips and types out the phrase without haste——

TO [private chat] mary: It's me.

FROM [private chat] max: It's me.

Yalar, who was fidgeting and waiting for Max to reply, let out a long and inexplicable sigh of relief after getting a response, and felt a little bit of joy again.When I realized it, Baozi's face turned into a monkey's butt.

Sitting in front of the computer with her big face in her hands like a big girl who is thinking about spring, she twisted and twisted and looked back and forth at this simple phrase... This kind of behavior... Cough cough, Yalar was shocked by himself. ==

Yalar is messy in the wind here.

Edward continued to be dazed here——

"Look, look, stop talking and ignore you (someone who doesn't realize it's his fault at all) Your bride is shy hahahaha~~~ So cute, so cute, the most beautiful ladyboy in this century "Edward laughed happily, patted his younger brother on the shoulder, and announced with a serious expression, "brother, you have made money." Without paying close attention to Mammon's expression, Edward hummed a song and performed a brisk bear version of the ballet, point by point. Jumping to the lovely sweet soup on the table.

Edward lay on the table, rubbed his face on the edge of the bowl happily, and said that his father was still noticeable at this point—well, if Moore Reguis knew, how much The reason why there has been no tragedy of a famous family whose son ran away from home in the past ten years is just because of a bowl of sweet soup, he will cry.

then……

The temperature around the face disappeared.

Edward looked at his younger brother with a stern face in confusion, and drank one of the bowls of sweet soup as plain water, and raised his hand weakly, "Well, that bowl seems to be—"

"..." It seems to be my share...

Right?

It was blocked in the throat by Mammon's cold glance.

Edward felt that something was wrong, so he scratched his head and admitted his mistake first: "Well, I was wrong." So return the sweet soup to me.

Mammon held the bowl, "What's wrong?"

"……"have no idea……

Mammon took the sweet soup and walked to the window——

Edward screamed: "It's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong~~~ I shouldn't have molested the newly married bride——"

Mammon stopped by the window, staring at Edward, who smiled flatteringly, and dog-leggedly pointed at the lovely sweet soup that night.

Mammon smiled: "The sweet soup tastes good tonight."

"..." I didn't drink it and I didn't know TAT, Edward looked at his brother resentfully and silently accused: You are a liar, you obviously hate sweets the most.

Before Edward's black belly was over.

Mammon returned to the expressionless face, pushed open the window, and threw Edward's sweet soup and bowl out of the window——

"what--"

"what--"

There were two screams from upstairs and downstairs at the same time.

"Stinky boy who ruined food!!" It was Edward's.

"You bastard who ruined your father's love!!" This was from Moore Reguis.

The fat old man who was sitting downstairs watching the moon was inexplicably caught in the trick, depressingly pulled his sticky hair, brushed off a white fungus, fell silent for a moment, and got up cursing——

"I'm scalding to death, your sister."

The benefit in exchange is that after returning to the room and taking a bath, the old man got the scald ointment donated by his younger son himself, so his face glowed and healed instantly. The old man hummed a little song and applied the medicine to himself, layer after layer—— My son gave it to me, of course it would take a few more floors to be worth it =▽=.

……

So we can draw another conclusion.

In the ancient family of the Reguis family, the arrangement of speech status is determined by age, and the arrangement rule is: from young to old, the status decreases in descending order.

In other words, the distorted personalities of Edward Reguis and Moore Reguis established the unshakable foundational position that Mamen has the absolute right to speak in this family.

……

Sorry, the topic seems to be off topic.

In fact, what we need to discuss now with a serious attitude and a strong academic atmosphere is about the new marriage life of the newlyweds Max and Mary.

The marriage this time made the two "gods" Supermary and Supermax have to reconsider and look at the previously lukewarm and seemingly dire-stricken twisted relationship, so after getting married, regardless of everyone on the server, the two "gods" Began to be blind and inseparable.

That real? The back of the man became a beautiful landscape in the legendary Yifu.

It’s like when you’re in love, you know your partner looks like a dog in a suit and leather shoes, talks and behaves elegantly, but after you get married, you unfortunately find out that the guy you married doesn’t wash your feet and loves buttoning up socks, changing underwear every three days It's like kicking people.

After being together for a long time, the class contradictions that cannot be ignored have emerged.

First of all, it is about the question of title——

[Team] Mary: Tell me, what should I call you in the future?

[Team] max: If you insist on calling [husband], I won't stop you.

Max calmly recruited cows, trotted, pulled a group of monsters to Mary, and then went to the rear to do support work.

Mary's nimble half-moon scimitar slashes and slashes monsters.

[Team] mary: You think well.

Max threw a few talismans and lost a lot of blood. Mary was dumbfounded—I have never seen a Taoist priest throwing talismans that can match the damage of a samurai. How high is this guy's Taoism? As a samurai , he almost suspected that TAT was born.

[Team] max: It's not bad that I don't dislike you.

[Team] Mary: ...

[Team] Mary: Why don't you call me husband?You see Daguai you always stand behind me.

[Team] max: Go to sleep.

[Team] Mary: Huh?

[Team] max: The dream is so beautiful, aren't you afraid of falling off the bed?

Being venomously tongued, Mary was completely defeated.

Incident handling result: From now on, I will call max, and I will still switch flavors between "hey", "that", and "hate" according to the occasion.

Second, the guild issue.

Mary and the cow cooperate with each other, and Max stands behind and shoots an arrow in the back. The two cooperate seamlessly to help the sky and bring down a samurai who is squatting next to the Mengzhong Drugstore to pick up the goods.

[Team] mary: == I want to join the club.

[Team] max: No way.

The samurai guild came to support, Mammon raised his eyebrows, kicked his feet and held the notebook to look at A (beep—) Edward, who was looking at HI, said: "Group P, are you coming?"

Edward and the two lighted up, turned off the small movie decisively, switched to the game interface, and manipulated the character who was hanging up to scream and rush out of the safe zone—during the scream, he successfully called out his kind, Tarzan the ape? Dagger, Tarzan of the Ape? Passerby.

[Team] mary: == We are all in this relationship, let's open a back door (cover your face)

[Team] max: No way.

[Team] mary: AK and the others are very obedient and don't cause trouble.

Mary calmly stepped on the corpse lying on the ground and scolded him a few times, picked up the medicine that had exploded from the other party, and even tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tut-tsk-tut-sick-tattoo-did-the-trick-a-thon-body.

[Team] max: They can come.

[Team] Mary: Huh?

[Team] max: You can't come.

[Team] Mary: Ahh⊙_⊙?

[Team] max: It's fine to just play around, I don't have time to clean up the mess for you every day.

[Team] Mary: ...

[Team] max: Be good.

The result of the incident: Mary obediently stayed in the original guild, and a real person experienced what it means to be invisible—the boss of the RX guild was right in front of her eyes, but she just couldn't get into TAT.

The third pending issue - Mary talks too much.

[Team] mary: That's why I said that when you use your skills, of course you must first do this, then that, and finally add this and that plaplaing...

[Team] max: I'll give you one point.

[Team] Mary: What are you doing?

[Team] max: Shut up.

[Team] mary: ...you ginseng rooster TAT, I am teaching you.

[Team] max: (can't take it anymore) I play Taoist and you play samurai, what do you teach me?

[Team] Mary: == I have more PK than you.

[Team] max: (disdain) That's because you like to stir up trouble, what's so good about the experience of common people.

Small people in the market... mary is crazy, come to someone to hold him, he is going to fight with this lord god (in fact, max has the truth, but the truth is more cruel)——

[Team] Mary: (Not to be outdone) I heard from milk that you are also playing Plants vs. Zombies, and you still can’t pass a certain level~~Wow hahaha, how stupid~~~ (childish counterattack)

Mamen paused, and turned his gloomy eyes to Edward next to him, completely forgetting that his elder brother, who once said that he was pregnant in revenge for Max, racked his brains to think of embarrassing things and then publicized it, watched the movie without knowing it...

[Team] max: What qualifications do people who have not cleared the level in two months have to say about me? (calm)

[Team] Mary: Anyway, you are not as good as me.

[Team] max: Mess around.

[Team] mary: Let's bet ==, let's bet on the plant zombie event that will be opened in the legend of the day after tomorrow. We will each guard the city gate. After the event, we will see whose city gate has the highest wear rate ╮(╯▽╰)╭[Team] max: up to you.

[Team] mary: The loser listens to the other person (smiles).

[Team] max: Yes, you can prepare for "this matter" in advance now.

[Team] Mary: What are you preparing for? =_.=I’m very curious, what did you eat to grow your boundless self-confidence?

[Team] max: Strength creates self-confidence, please be prepared not to speak ten sentences a day in the future.

Time processing results: Let's listen to the next chapter.

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