lazy man's wife

The whole classroom fell silent because of the sound of "husband", and Lu Lu, who had just sat down to catch his breath, also choked.

"If the doctor didn't lie to me, I think my hearing is normal."

Professor Bai Ye pushed down his glasses, and looked at the person who appeared at the back door with slight displeasure.

"Flirting is prohibited during class! Whoever belongs to you can take it away!"

"I'm Lu Lu's wife." The person at the door is Jiaolong who followed Lu Lu to the school, "I'm here to find him."

"Okay, as soon as the man came, his wife followed him." Bai Ye walked off the podium, came to Lu Lu, and knocked on the table, "That's your wife, you bring it here yourself. If you let the director of inspection Seeing you flirting and cursing in broad daylight and affecting your study progress, I will definitely be a witness to correct your evil deeds."

"Lu Xian!" Lu Lu almost wanted to bury himself in the crack of the table, he stood up and walked quickly to the back door, grabbed Jiaolong and dragged him out.

"Well, you didn't see anyone, did you?"

Bai Ye looked around, and the students whose eyes followed Lu Lu immediately retracted their gazes and sat upright in their seats.

"If I hear any rumors or... news that makes me feel uncomfortable." Bai Ye smiled, "I guarantee that everyone will have more time to spend with us teachers of elective courses, and they have a good relationship with me The professor should be able to sell me a face and 'teach' everyone!"

The cold wind blows, this is a threat, the threat of Hongguoguo!

Those who can be admitted to the university are not fools, and the students who were confused by the credit problem immediately understood what Bai Ye meant.

"Next, let's test and teach the historical issues we just mentioned..."

Bai Ye returned to the podium, and continued to analyze the man who failed behind the four beauties.

"What are you doing here?"

Jiaolong pouted, and looked at Lu Lu dissatisfied.

"You have a private meeting with others, and I will arrest them!"

"God, hack me to death!" Lu Lu scratched his hair, "Where did you come up with these strange ideas?"

"In TV dramas, when a man usually goes out with flashy words and promises to bring a gift to his wife, he must be doing something wrong!"

"Go back and cut off the wall route!"

"I'll continue watching on the computer."

"When will you play on the computer?"

"Don't think I'm easy to bully, I don't know those things, and I can learn how to use them by watching TV!"

"Now is not the time to talk about this, you go back quickly."

"Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't..." Jiaolong grabbed Lu Lu's clothes and dragged him into the door.

"I warn you, don't try to rob my husband, or I will sue you for illegal assembly!"

"..." - The teachers and students in the entire classroom were speechless.

Du Kang, who knew the inside story, blushed so much that he almost knocked his head on the table, he couldn't stop smiling!

When a group of people performed dumbfounded, the well-informed Professor Bai Ye pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose.

"Are you registered for marriage?"

"No!" Jiaolong replied loudly, and then cautiously warned Bai Ye, "You are not allowed to think of him!"

"Are you engaged?"

"What is an engagement? Is it a three-match six-hire?"

"Then you are not his wife yet, and you have not established a legal relationship."

"But we live together! In the same bed!"

The corner of Bai Ye's mouth twitched, "That's illegal cohabitation. Illegal cohabitation is punishable by punishment, kid. Don't take the house-playing game outside to embarrass yourself. Classmate Lu Lu, you don't need people's teachers who get state salaries to intervene in 'housework'. So, you can take your 'wife' out to resolve family disputes. When you come back, you can explain the matter of unmarried cohabitation."

"You!" Jiaolong was so angry that he couldn't speak, he immediately puckered his mouth and grabbed Lu Lu, "He bullied me!"

"Hey, let's talk later."

Lu Lu had no choice but to come up with perfunctory tricks to deal with children. It has to be said that these tricks were extremely effective for Jiaolong, and Jiaolong immediately looked at Bai Ye with triumphant eyes.

Bai Ye sneered, "I'm getting more and more idiot, I don't quarrel with people with low IQ. Classmate Lu Lu, take your wife out to communicate, I don't dare you to use any method, and this kind of random breaking into the classroom must not happen again .”

I don't want to go out!If I go out, I dare not come back!

Lu Lu wanted to cry but had no tears, he was unlucky once in his life, and bringing this dragon back was the biggest mistake in his life!

However, can a person defeat the Jiaolong?

Lu Lu was immediately pulled out of the classroom by Jiaolong, and soon they left the school and returned to the house sponsored by Luo Song.

Bai Ye knew that the people outside the classroom had gone far away, and he also heard the whirring sound of the wind gushing in when the window was opened.

Then, without changing his face, he continued to ravage the students.

Flying home with Lu Lu in a gust of wind, Jiaolong grabbed Lu Lu's clothes as soon as his feet landed and forced him onto the sofa.

"Who was that person just now?"

Jiaolong, who was sour without knowing it, is very jealous now—why does Lu Lu listen to that person so much?

"He is a professor at the school, responsible for teaching college students knowledge, you can't make things difficult for him."

"He looks at you so strangely."

Jiaolong crashed into Lu Lu's arms, his chin almost touched Lu Lu.

"Have it?"

Lu Lu turned his body a little sideways to avoid the airflow from Jiaolong's breath.

Although the professor spoke with a poisonous tongue, he didn't feel that his eyes were strange. Could it be that this dragon brought something?

"Yes!" Jiaolong raised one paw and grabbed Lu Lu's head, turning his face to face him, "You can only look at me at any time!"

With big eyes, a pretty face, and undisguised jealousy and anger in the eyes, it would be nice if it was really his wife...

Ugh!

Even if the current Jiaolong has become very cute because of jealousy, he doesn't think he can afford to have a relationship with Jiaolong!

Lowering his eyes, Lu Lu didn't dare to look at Jiaolong, he was afraid he couldn't help it.

After all, the pile of things my big cousin sent me before I went to school still have some effect.

"Let me go, you don't want to eat Coke chicken wings?"

"You have a guilty conscience and dare not look at me!"

Jiaolong seemed to have caught Lu Lu's little braid, he was so proud that he just raised his tail to show off, but unfortunately he practiced the transfiguration very well and didn't turn into a half-orc, so the tail can't be counted on.

Guilty?I didn't do anything to apologize to you.

Phew, what am I thinking?Lu Lu shook off the thoughts in his mind.

"If you get any closer, I'll kiss you." Lu Lu tried to threaten.

"Kiss~~" Xiao Jiaolong didn't take it seriously, he watched those men and women kissing each other on TV all day long, thinking at that time, what's the use of this?Isn't it just mouth to mouth?Still closing his eyes and looking intoxicated, what is he pretending to be?

"..." Lu Lu really wanted to ask this Jiaolong who had no sense of crisis: Where did your face go?

"Hmph, just talk and don't do anything." Jiaolong was changed from the topic, temporarily forgot about the matter related to Teacher Bai Ye, and he let go of Lu Lu's hand. "I want to eat Coca-Cola Chicken Wings!"

"You just finished breakfast for less than two hours, and you won't be able to digest it. I'll buy it for you at noon."

"I want to eat! If you refuse again, I will eat you!"

Don't allow this or that when blocked by others, Jiaolong also has a temper!

Lu Lu trembled, almost forgetting that the beautiful woman in front of him is actually a non-human being.

He couldn't attend class. Thinking of the reactions of his classmates, Lu Lu sighed that his future in life was bleak, and he couldn't even think about going back to school for the time being.

I can't do anything, I can only look at this dragon who doesn't eat good or bad, and be the nanny he is most reluctant to do.

—Mom, since you have made me so lazy, why don't you make me more handsome?

——Looking good is also convenient for me to find a wife!

It's a pity that Lu's mother can't know Lu Lu's thoughts for the time being.

"What are you thinking, why don't you look at me?" Little Jiaolong lost his temper.

Lu Lu grabbed Jiaolong's claw, then stared blankly at the ceiling.

"My biggest wish in this life is to eat and wait to die, but when I see you, I know that I can't escape the life of toil."

Jiaolong puffed up his cheeks, "You're disgusting me. I'm your wife, you can't abandon your wife and go out and fool around!"

"...Do you have any other adjectives? Where is the wife? Where is the child?"

"Wife is here!" Little Jiaolong pointed at himself, and then pointed at his belly, "Here is the child!"

"..." Lu Lu burst out laughing, then hugged Jiaolong with a domineering expression, "Okay, you win."

Whether it's real amnesia or fake amnesia, anyway, I don't have anything that can be pictured by you, just treat it as a love exercise.

Being embraced, Jiaolong's face turned red immediately, and he pushed him a bit.

"I want to eat coke chicken wings."

In order to change the angle of seeing things, Lu Lu immediately put himself in the position of "husband". He smelled the body wash on Jiaolong's body. Like cotton candy, it feels soft and sweet.

Maybe it's because I'm too easy to get emotional?

"Okay." Lu Lu pressed Jiaolong's head onto his shoulder, but unfortunately he couldn't see Jiaolong's reddened face and the flash of light in his eyes. "The things outside are not clean. I searched the Internet and bought materials for you to make."

Lu Lu, who advertises himself as a lazy person, finally couldn't be lazy.

Perhaps, as the big cousin said, he only has the opportunity to be served when he is enjoying it?

The warm moment that came suddenly passed quickly. Lu Lu pulled out a hat and stuck it on Jiaolong's head. That beautiful face... It's better not to be seen by others.

"Let's go, I'll take you to the supermarket, and you can buy whatever you want." Anyway, with the backing of an eight-digit card, Lu Lu was rarely generous.

So, when Lu Lu and Jiaolong came to the supermarket, they were stunned outside when they saw the crowds.

"Jumping off the building for a big sale! Fresh fruits!"

"Price reduction, a catty of American sweet oranges is only XX yuan!"

"New product promotion, please come and taste it!"

"..."

"Husband, I don't want to go in."

Looking at the crowded people, and then looking up at the [-]rd anniversary banner hanging above his head, Jiaolong spoke his heart out.

"Only fresh chicken wings are delicious. The quality of the food in the vegetable market is not guaranteed, and the freshness of the food in the small shop is not reliable." Lu Lu gritted his teeth and grabbed Jiaolong's hand, "Follow me!"

Jiaolong looked at their holding hands, narrowed his eyes and laughed.

Lulu opened the way, and two people rushed in!