lazy man's wife

Jiaolong who thinks he is Lu Xian, even though he has some doubts about his identity, still regards himself as Lu Lu's "wife", and finally commits some trouble around Lu Lu.

Because he spent the last three days in the house with Jiaolong to raise his body, Lu Lu was worried that his "sick leave" would be too long, and wanted to go back to school, but Jiaolong, who seemed to know nothing, made him unable to let go. make up your mind.

"Lu Xian! Can you take care of the house by yourself?"

"Where are you going?" Lu Xian, holding the sweet and spicy food with his mouth full of oil, immediately rushed to Lu Lu's side at an inhuman speed and grabbed his clothes. "Don't leave me behind."

"I'm going to school and I'll be back at lunchtime."

If possible, he will only come back at mealtime in the future. Even if he is too lazy to study and just wants to get a diploma, he can't be blocked because of his grades and attendance rate! .

"Bring me coke chicken wings, I'm happy to see them eat."

Jiaolong pointed at the picture on the TV and asked for a gift.

"Okay, I'll buy you everything." Lu Lu quickly agreed, as long as this clingy dragon lets people go out, he won't be afraid of anything else.

"Husband, go slowly~~"

Lu Lu slipped, almost fell, and then stumbled out of the house.

"Does he have the self-awareness of being a great species of Jiaolong?"

Lu Lu wiped off the sweat that didn't exist, looked back at the door, and left resolutely.

Walking out of the gate of the community, Lu Lu called Du Kang.

"I'm going to die! If you don't go to class, don't I go to class?"

Du Kang hurriedly highlighted a series of words, and hung up the phone with a click.

?

A question mark appeared on Lu Lu's forehead. He didn't understand why Du Kang was so flustered, so he called again.

The music played for a while, and suddenly a voice came.

On the school side, Du Kang is pretending to listen carefully to the class of "Chinese Classical Art Appreciation" professor Bai Ye, one of the four great catchers, and there are many people who have stayed up all night with their heads on the table beside him.

Special note: All were resisted into the classroom!

Every school has some professors who don't want to see students "wasting their time", they always torture others in different ways.

In Bai Ye's class, you don't have to listen to the lecture, don't take notes, or even fall asleep from the beginning to the end, but you absolutely have to come!

So before the class started, there were countless people who were resisted, lifted, pulled, dragged, or even dragged over.

They have already been deceived by the kind Professor Bai Ye, and they firmly believe in one sentence - as long as you can give full attendance, I will not hang you!

It is conceivable that facing a bunch of unknown elective schedules, the amiable and handsome Bai Ye became the No. 1 choice for girls. With girls, is there still a shortage of boys?There is also an endless stream of wolves in sex that follow.

However, when they discovered the essence of Bai Ye, they could no longer buy regret medicine.

For example today.

"Students, I'm in a good mood today, call your name~~ Have you sent the message to tell your classmates to come to class?"

As a result, the living people lying down among a group of "dead people" hurriedly pressed their phones.

"Professor, all of our dorms are here." A girl who was close to the professor immediately raised her hand with a smile.

"Okay, I remember your names."

"Professor, Sun Lang went to the bathroom!"

"Professor, Zhang Tao is here too. He went out just now, don't forget to mark him."

"Professor, and Meng Quan!"

"and also……"

"..."

So, the professor took a pen to write down the names of the people one by one. The eyes behind the gold-rimmed glasses could not see at all, and all the students saw were the indoor lights that shot out.

"Is there any more? Not anymore? Okay, let's ask another question, have you asked after sending text messages?"

The classroom fell silent for a moment.

Professor Bai Ye smiled kindly, showing neat white teeth, and two cute little canine teeth that didn't quite match.

"Send them a message later, saying that the teacher didn't bring the roster."

Bai Ye took the paper full of names, took a breath, and patted it. "This is the first group that was blocked this semester. Their spirit of leading the way is impressive and worth learning. I look forward to the next class."

"what!!!!"

The classroom instantly rang out howls!

Du Kang was startled by the howling of wolves, and wiped off his cold sweat—fortunately, he didn't skip class!

"Next, we will start a cultural trip in the upper reaches of the Yellow River. I will lead you to see what real ancient art is..."

Bai Ye spoke very passionately, the girls were nympho very enthusiastically, and the boys slept very ruthlessly—they fell down without hesitation!

In this way, an hour passed.

Du Kang's cell phone buzzed, he quickly grabbed the cell phone that was making noise on the table, quickly avoided the sight of the sound, and put his forehead on the edge of the table.

"Call from Overland"

"I'm going to die! If you don't go to class, don't I go to class?"

Du Kang lowered his voice and ensured that the other party could hear him. He hurriedly finished his sentence and put down the phone.

"What's the matter?" The gentle voice sounded in Du Kang's ear, which frightened him.

"Teach, teach, teach!"

"Huh? When did I change my name to Professor Jiaojiao?" Professor Bai Ye pulled out the phone in Du Kang's hand with only three fingers, "Yo, it's a new model, it's just been launched soon, right?"

"..." The previous question was very in-depth, Du Kang said he would not answer it, but the cold sweat on his head could not be stopped.

Suddenly, the mobile phone in the professor's hand vibrated, and the humming high-intensity vibration sound was especially clear in the quiet and indescribable classroom.

Professor Bai Ye, who wanted to let it go, immediately raised his eyebrows when he saw the word "Lu Lu".

"When students are being baptized by culture, as a professor, I have to solve the small influence outside of learning. In particular, this influence still comes from within the students."

Bai Ye's green onion-like finger that makes girls jealous swipe the lower left corner of the screen, and the call is connected immediately.

"Student Lulu?"

As soon as the voice is gentle as water, it rises in tone.

"……You are?"

"Allow me to introduce you, I am the one who has not come to communicate with you after taking the course, and I have not had the honor to meet your true face so far, and I am miserable in a corner of the school relying on raising a few cubs to earn a living ——A little professor."

Whether it is awake, or fell asleep and was shaken awake, at this moment, there is a feeling of being swept by the cold wind.

——What a powerful adjective!

Lu Lu on the other end of the phone finally realized that something was wrong.

"professor!"

"Oh? So you still remember that you are a student? Why do I have a series of leave notes from you, from cold illness to pneumonia hospitalization, to advanced gastric cancer? By the way, when I had dinner with your head teacher two days ago, he I also received your menstrual leave note, what's going on, can you explain it?"

~~~quiet~~~

——All the people who eavesdropped on the phone were extremely entangled, wanting to laugh but not dare to laugh!

Menstrual period?

Lu Lu was angry!

Go to TMD menstrual period!

Luo Song!faint!Dukang!

How on earth did you survive till now!Why didn't you go out and get hit by a car!

"Professor, I have just been discharged from the hospital and am going to school."

"Oh?" Bai Ye raised his eyebrows, "Are you at school now?"

Lu Lu looked up at the school wall not far away, evaluating the possibility of taking a shortcut.

"Coming."

"Okay, do you know what classes are on your schedule? Do you know what class time it is? Do you know which elective class I teach?"

"...Professor, what's your last name?" Lu Lu asked with difficulty, blushing.

"Your surname is Bai, you can call me Professor Bai. Now, immediately, bring the guy on your head to the audio-visual room at the south corner of the third floor of the B area of ​​the complex building. What we are doing now is the baptism of classical art."

"Understood." Affected by the powerful aura, Lu Lu instinctively lowered himself. "I'll go right away."

"Don't worry, I won't bore myself until the fun you bring is over."

After finishing the call, Bai Ye dropped the phone and it fell right into Du Kang's hands, and he quickly grabbed it.

"Huh? Are you all interested?" Bai Ye turned and walked back to the podium after glancing at the person in the room who was staring straight at him. "Since a classmate is going to hear this class without a textbook, I've decided, put away your textbooks!"

"Oh~~" the students cheered, stuffing the textbooks down as if they were afraid of Bai Ye's repentance.

"Next, let's discuss a topic that interests you, beauty."

"Professor..." the girl protested dissatisfied.

"Okay~~" The boy cheered excitedly.

"How much do you know about the stories about the four beauties?"

"Xi Shi, Diao Chan, Zhao Jun, Dai Yu!" a boy shouted.

"Pig! There is no Daiyu, but Yang Yuhuan!" Wang Li, who was most favored by Bai Ye, immediately retorted.

"It's so fat, I don't like it, I want sister Lin."

The boy laughed and glanced at Wang Li's slightly fat body.

Wang Li, who was wearing baby fat, blushed with anger.

"Haha~~~"

"well said!"

Bai Ye patted the podium, "Wait a minute, personal attacks are against morality, even if you look like Monkey King, you can't despise the human rights that have a weak sense of existence in you."

"Professor, are you being too harsh?"

Without frowning, Bai Ye immediately clicked on the folder in his hand, and groups of pictures immediately appeared on the projector, without any trace of the four beauties.

"Next, let's talk about the failed men behind the four beauties!"

"what?"

Everyone was blindfolded, and the topic changed too quickly, right?

So, when Lulu broke through the wall, he hurried to the classroom with sweat on his face, and what he saw was a group of girls who were laughing and almost rolling, and many boys who couldn't laugh or cry.

Lu Lu finally attended the first class of Bai Ye, and the impression was extremely deep!

Because Bai Ye successfully diverted everyone's attention, when Lu Lu came in through the back door, no one else noticed, Bai Ye didn't say anything, just glanced at Lu Lu, and the matter was over.

Then...Bai Ye stared wide-eyed at the back door of the classroom being pushed open, and then a man who was poking his head walked in, opened his mouth in the direction of Lu Lu——

"husband!"

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