lazy man's wife

If we say that buying vegetables in a chaotic vegetable market is a kind of torture to the sense of smell, sight and hearing.

Buying vegetables in the supermarket has become another kind of torture at the moment.

As long as it is marked as a special price, everything will be sold out, regardless of whether it is a real special price or a slow-selling item whose price has been raised and then dropped.

In other words, to apply the behavior of the Chinese people who love to join in the fun, as long as there are people crowding together to buy something, others will join in the fun.

Ever since, the land that squeezed in was startled by the turbulent flow of people.

"As soon as I came in, I wanted to go out."

"But..." Jiaolong turned his head, and the flow of people going out was also crowded. "It's hard to go out!"

"Let's go shopping..."

Lu Lu sighed, took Jiaolong's hand, and walked in the crowded passage.

At such a time, even if he put his hand on Jiaolong's waist, no one would notice them.

"I want to eat chicken wings!"

Jiaolong saw the signboard of the meat food section with sharp eyes, and pulled Lulu to squeeze past.

With the extremely powerful Jiaolong leading the way, they were like nails driven into a wood, and Lu Lu arrived at the counter smoothly.

"I want a hundred catties of chicken wings!"

Jiaolong opened his mouth full of anger, and shouted at the busy salesperson.

"..." Lu Lu twitched.

The other shoppers looked at it collectively, and immediately forgot to buy or sell things.

The salesperson was obviously frightened, and she asked unsurely, "Can you say it again?"

"I want one hundred catties of chicken wings! Chicken wings for Coca-Cola chicken wings!" Jiaolong said again, and then pulled Lu Lu out, "You can't regret not buying it for me."

"Miss, please pack a hundred catties of chicken wings as soon as possible, and we will take them away." Lu Lu just wanted to leave this place quickly at the moment. He didn't want people to see him as a monster. If he had known that this dragon would eat so much, he would have Go to the slaughterhouse and buy ready-made!

The salesperson recruited the person in charge in a daze, and the two of them went to the warehouse to carry a hundred catties of frozen chicken wings. In this way, the front desk finally returned to its previous bustling scene.

Not long after, a hundred catties of chicken wings were packed and shipped over, and a male salesperson was sent to help them deliver the chicken wings. On the way back, the road was easier because there was a deliveryman pushing the truck to open the way.

When he walked to the drink area, Lu Lu simply took down two large bottles of Coke. When he returned, he must let this dragon eat enough Coke and chicken wings, and it was best not to eat it again!

Finally, Lu Lu and Jiaolong returned home with two bottles of Coke and a hundred catties of chicken wings.

"Do you want to buy a big pot?" Lu Lu stopped outside the kitchen utensils store,

"Why buy a pot? There is no place to put it at home?" Jiaolong didn't find it hard to hold the chicken wings. He looked curiously at the things displayed in the window. "Ah, that pot is so cute! It's actually a frog!"

"Forget it, let's go." Lu Lu pulled Jiaolong away.

What standard is used to produce the current things, and the stainless steel soup pot is designed in the shape of a frog?

He would never allow such a ridiculous thing to appear on his body!

Fortunately, they lived nearby, so no more people would see the chicken wing buns in Jiaolong's hand.

Thinking of this, Lu Lu glanced at the quick-frozen chicken wings wrapped in transparent plastic, and found that the hands of Jiaolong who was holding the chicken wings were already red from the ice, and his heart softened.

"Let's change, I'll get the chicken wings."

One hundred catties shouldn't be too heavy, he can hold it.

"It's not heavy at all, really, you don't have to help me."

Jiaolong shook the chicken wings, feeling relaxed.

"The wife should listen to her husband and hand over the chicken wings obediently."

Lu Lu put down the Coke and teased.

Jiaolong blinked twice, his pretty face looked innocent, "Are you going to rob?"

"You are all mine, what else can I rob?"

Lu Lu hugged the hard plastic bag in Jiaolong's arms. Although it was heavy, he could barely hold it.

When touching Jiaolong's hand, the cold feeling made Lu Lu frown.

"Let go of your hands, go grab a Coke, and I'll cook something delicious for you when I get home."

Jiaolong smiled, picked up two bottles of Coke, hugged Lu Lu's neck from behind, and pawed him, "Carry me back!"

"Come down!" Lu Lu wobbled for a moment and almost fell down.

"Don't~~~"

"I can't carry you on my back!" Lu Lu was furious, this guy wanted to crush him to death?

But even if Jiaolong didn't let go, Lu Lu couldn't do anything about him.

Under the surprised gazes of passers-by, the two finally returned home, Lu Lu collapsed on the ground, and Jiaolong bounced around to transport the food to the kitchen.

This Jiaolong who doesn't know what is good or bad, it seems that he loves him for nothing!Lu Lu panted heavily, muttering in his heart.

After a while, Jiaolong jumped out again. He had an extra bottle of mineral water in his hand, and there were still drops of water on the outside of the bottle, which was steaming cold.

Jiaolong sat on the floor, held up Lu Lu, opened the bottle and handed it to Lu Lu's mouth.

"I'll feed you water~~"

The corner of Lu Lu's mouth twitched, did he think this was just a play?

Seeing Jiaolong's considerate service, the anger in Lu Lu's heart was half extinguished, and he snatched the water and gulped a few mouthfuls.

"Make Coca-Cola Chicken Wings!"

Seeing Lu Lu finished drinking the water, Jiaolong blinked and stared at Lu Lu with an expression of anticipation.

"Just know how to eat!" Lu Lu scolded with a smile, "Chicken wings are more important than my husband!"

Seeing Lu Lu laughing, Jiaolong immediately buried his head in Lu Lu's chest, shaking his head, "Yeah, you are the most important thing! Chicken wings are consumables, while my husband is a practical one."

"...What TV series have you been watching recently?" Lu Lu paused for a moment, then laughed. He hugged Jiaolong and stood up slowly.

"The life of a shopaholic!" Jiaolong answered every question, "Lin Xuemei on TV said that life is a war of attrition. Whoever can use the resources at hand to the best position and derive new resources is the one who lives. winner!"

"You can understand? Be careful not to be confused, little idiot."

Lu Lu let go of Jiaolong and walked into the kitchen.

"Don't call me stupid! My father always praised me for being smart!" Jiaolong jumped and shouted, but he was stunned. "Father...?"

Lulu, who had just walked into the kitchen, poked her head out. He heard what Jiaolong said, but he felt a strange feeling in his heart, a little uneasy.

"What do you remember?"

"No." Jiaolong shook his head obediently, looking innocently at Lu Lu with big eyes.

"You really don't remember anything?"

Jiaolong shook his head, a perplexed expression appeared on his beautiful face. "Don't I have parents?"

"I don't know." Lu Lu sighed, and went back to the kitchen, "Luo Song and the others are checking your life experience. No matter how long you want to play, you have to go home. I just beg you to stop torturing me."

For a moment, only the sound in the kitchen remained, and Jiaolong didn't speak any more.

Lu Lu put his mind on cooking, and temporarily forgot about a certain troublesome Jiaolong. He didn't want to think about some things, and he didn't want to fall into his own illusion—love practice, just love practice.

When he regained his memory, what were you still?

Just a human being as many as ants, small and short-lived.

Lu Lu laughed at himself.

"Live well. The day I yearn for is to eat, drink and sleep until I wake up naturally every day. If I can find a suitable person to eat, drink and sleep with me, I won't be afraid until the end of the world."

Remember, no matter what strange creatures these eyes see, what strange sounds these ears hear, your essence is still a human being, a human being accidentally involved in a supernatural event, that's all... that's all.

Don't expect anything extravagantly, those fantasies...even if they are sprouts, you must mercilessly pinch them out, be more ruthless!

Coca-Cola chicken wings are ready.

Jiaolong eagerly hugged the well-packed chicken wings, and looked at the silent Lu Lu, feeling really uncomfortable.

"You ignored me, why?"

"Eat." Lu Lu, who was still expressionless a second ago, raised a smile and stroked Jiaolong's hair, "You have been thinking about it for so long, don't you want to eat?"

"It feels weird..." Jiaolong held the bowl, frowned delicately, and looked at Lu Lu's smiling face.

"Eat quickly." Lu Lu urged.

Jiaolong picked up the cola chicken wings, the sweet and tender taste was very tempting, but when he ate it, he didn't feel happy.

Jiaolong's picky mouth immediately sensed that this was different from Lu Lu's previous dishes.

Not tasty at all!

Jiaolong gnawed on the chicken wings one by one, muttering in his heart that something was wrong with the land route, even the most delicious food lost its good taste.

In this way, the distance slowly narrowed, and it was thrown away in an instant.

Time passed slowly, and when Lu Lu remembered to check the wound on Jiaolong's chest, he found that the skin there was as smooth and tender as a baby's, and there was no wound at all.

Therefore, at Lu Lu's initiative, the so-called recuperation leave was shortened, and Lu Lu finally regained his freedom.

On the last day, after Luo Song and the others checked Jiaolong's body, Lu Lu specially bought a lot of things and cooked a table of sumptuous and time-consuming dishes just to bid farewell to Jiaolong.

There were only two people at the dinner table, to be precise, a person and a dragon.

"This card is for you. You can go to the restaurant to buy whatever you want. There should be something you like." Lu Lu took out a card and handed it to Jiaolong, "The password is the same as mine, and you can withdraw money at will. "

Jiaolong, who was eating happily, suddenly dropped the bowl and chopsticks, his face became ugly.

"Do you want a divorce, or elope with someone?"

The corner of Lu Lu's mouth twitched, this was just a farewell, why did this Jiaolong, who looked stupid but had a bright heart, pretend to be stupid?

"I'm going back to school, and you live by yourself. Whenever you think about it, you can leave at will. You can live in the house. Luo Song didn't say anything about taking back the house. Don't eat or eat snacks outside. , Remember to check the gas before going to bed, I don’t know if Jiaolong can be blown away, but it’s better to be careful. Don’t pile up the worn clothes in the washing machine, remember to wash them, even if you pour in washing powder, remember to add water before plugging them in Electricity. And..."

Lu Lu explained the precautions in a long-winded manner.

Jiaolong's eyes changed from helpless to angry, then to grievance, and then to uncomfortable, his ears seemed to droop, his head was lowered, and the water drops from his eyes fell onto the table.

The author has something to say: What is progress? Is it the story spanning?

Jiaolong don’t cry~~I’ll have candy soon~~