Deep Cabinet Licking Dog Diary

Saturday, April [-], cloudy and sunny

Comrades, relatives and friends, in this short week, Lu Bei and I have made a major breakthrough!

he!start!every day!initiative!Talk to me!

Don't laugh yet!Hey, don't laugh!

This is unprecedented for me!

When I came back from the day of the trip, I thought that I would never look for him no matter what, not to mention that when he returned home, he only sent me a sentence of "I'm home", and there was no news after that.

I'm a little pessimistic, thinking that if this is the case, then it's fine for us to disconnect from each other quietly for a while, and let's talk about the future.

Maybe one day I think he can't stand it anymore, so maybe I'll talk to him a few words.

result!the next day!It's lunch time!Lu Bei took the initiative to send me his noon meal, and then made a pitiful frown expression: It's so unpalatable.

Of course I am very happy!

Immediately replied to him: I am eating a set meal in the cafeteria, fish-flavored pork shreds, potato shreds, chicken chops!

He said: Our company also has a variety of meals for employees, but the oil is heavy, and they tend to gain weight after eating...

ah!In this world, there are still things that bother Lu Bei!

I tried my best to think of something else to say back to him, and chatted awkwardly one after another, as if looking for something to say.But at least, his attitude is positive!

For me, that's enough.

I see that he is finally making an effort as well.

I am finally not alone in supporting this relationship!

This week has basically been such a hot chat, and of course there will be times when I have nothing to say, I have set a principle for myself, if he doesn't look for me, I will never look for him!

But Lu Bei didn't mind, every day, after my reply, he would send the last message of our chat.Even if I only sent meaningless emoticons, he insisted on replying.

Then, send me the first message of the day the next day!

Explain what!Sisters, I stand up!

Wasn't it Friday yesterday? I guessed that he might have some arrangements, so I asked him.

Unexpectedly, he suddenly turned into a good baby, saying that he would go home after get off work and do nothing.

Probably thought I was asking him out.

I said, "Aren't you going out to have dinner and drinks with your colleagues?"

He replied: "Too tired, I don't want to go out to play with others."

I thought about it and sent him a long message: "Oh..."

In fact, I didn't mean to ask him out!

Afterwards, Lu Bei saw that I had recently mentioned playing kings in my circle of friends, so he came over to Baba and asked me, "Why, have you loved playing games again recently?"

I said, if you have nothing to do, just go with my roommate Wang Baboon, he is a king thief!

After hearing this, Lu Bei was very active immediately and proposed that he would take me with him.

I hadn't heard of him playing king before, so I really didn't expect: "Do you also play?" I asked, "What do you play?"

After a while, he replied: "I have played with the original mobile phone, but I haven't used it for a long time. I use Hanxin."

"No problem! I play Donghuang more smoothly," I rubbed my hands, "Then tonight! I just count on you to take me flying!"

But he said that he is using a new account now, and it will take some time to play ranked.

How empathetic I am, I immediately said: "It's okay, then matching is fine!"

Lu Bei repeatedly shied away, saying that he had trouble with his hands recently, that he didn't have time, that he was too tired and would suffer from cramps.

He was obviously the one who came to me to play games in high spirits!As a result, he is also the one pushing three obstacles and four obstacles now!

I am speechless!Just say: "Then wait until you have time, it's okay if you don't fight recently, my roommate and I just have a fixed team."

Unexpectedly, after a while, Lu Bei changed his mind again: "Tonight is fine!"

Whoa!I agreed and was very happy.I'm about to play games with my beloved man!This is a great thing that I never thought about before!

But I, who was innocent and naive when I first entered the society and had no experience in the world, never expected that!Comrade Lu Bei solved my doubts with his own actions.

I was still very excited at night, I still use Donghuang, and his new account is Luban No. [-].I even rejected Baboon's invitation to form a team and planned to have Lu Bei alone.Sitting at the table, full of anticipation, waiting for the king Lu Bei to take me off, take me to torture the other side to death, and the result...

"Brother, are you a little conscious?"

"I don't care for you! Don't rush! What are you doing! Please, brother!"

"You, wait a moment! Help! Are you going to get out of place..."

"Hey! Don't get out of the tower... Hey! Damn it! It's a good job..."

"My day..."

I swallowed half of the words, and the remaining rationality told me that this is Lu Bei on the opposite side, and this is my aloof male god Lu Bei!How could I insult him with vulgar words!How could you kill him just because of a mere game!

But after two or three games, I was so angry that my blood pressure went up. I quit, and asked this dish to force a man: "You, really know how to play?"

Lu Bei on the other end of the phone sounded aggrieved and guilty: "It's been a long time ago..."

"Really?"

"But in order to play with you at night, I made a special trip to ask my colleague to practice with me all afternoon."

"One afternoon? You!" I was angry, "Then you can tell me, we can play after you practice."

Lu Bei was silent for a while, and then said: "Then you, why don't you go play with your roommate again..."

ah this ah this...

Oh, let's go let's go.He said that, so what else can I say!

I didn't know what to do, and sighed: "Okay, okay, then you can go up like this later, I will protect you."

Luckily, Lu Bei is smart. I told him little by little. After playing for a while, he basically won't be slowed down and can play ranked.

I expressed my relief. I wanted to ask the baboons to form a game with us, but was rejected by Lu Bei again.

"Change the cp name." He said suddenly.

"what??"

"It proves that we are in the same team, and others will not dare to scold me. We have a lot of people."

"Okay..." I half pushed and changed my name again.

I still couldn't help but feel a little annoyed, I still couldn't refuse Lu Bei, how could I let him get his wish again!

This Saturday, I managed to sleep late, and when I woke up, I saw Lu Bei sent me a message early in the morning, asking me, "What are you doing today?"

I said: "Study in the morning and work in the afternoon!"

He said, "Do you want to come out for dinner that night?"

I was silent: "No money!"

With my great perseverance, I rejected him!

He continued to seduce me: "Go out and eat a skewer, it's not expensive, or you can drink milk tea, if it doesn't help, I'll treat you."

"Too tired after get off work! No energy!"

"Then it's even better to have a good meal."

He didn't give me a chance to refuse, and said, "I'll pick you up from school."

...Damn, why do you still feel a little bit taken care of by the benefactor!

I thought that for dinner, he might come to school at five or six o'clock, so I just asked him to wait for me at the west gate, and I went to find him.But who knew, when I was still working part-time at four o'clock, when I looked up, a well-dressed dog with long arms and long legs walked straight in.

But I was startled: "...Welcome. Hello, what do you want?"

Lu Bei stared at me deliberately, and couldn't help laughing: "I want a QQ grandma to drink so much tea."

"..." I squeezed out a smile, "Student! What do you want! It's on the menu!"

Then he said seriously: "Coco, less ice and half sugar."

"Okay, 12 yuan, scan the code here."

"This little classmate is really serious when he goes to work."

"...Sit aside when you've had enough fun!" I warned him in a low voice, "It's not off work yet!"

Lu Bei raised his eyebrows. After taking the cocoa, he lifted it up to take a look, then lowered his head and moved closer to the window.

I thought he was going to talk about drinks, so I quickly listened to him.

Then I heard him say, "You're so cute in your work uniform."

... Assi!are you crazy!

He specified that his mind was a little abnormal!What are you doing!

It made my heart beat like crazy all of a sudden!

what!I'm furious!

Lu Bei found a table facing the order window and sat down swaggeringly. It seemed that he was going to stay in our store and wait for me to get off work.After all, he is a man of good looks, so he inevitably knows a lot of people. Many acquaintances who come and go will greet him when they see him.

"Brother Bei, what is this for?"

"Who is waiting here?"

Lu Bei played tricks and nodded in my direction: "Wait for my friend to get off work for dinner."

He deliberately bit down on the word "friend", coupled with a meaningful smirk and raised eyebrows, everyone understood and cast ambiguous eyes on me like looking at a monkey.

I had nowhere to hide at the checkout counter, I looked down and wanted to find a crack in the ground, it was extremely embarrassing.

Well, another day of social death!

Who knows that Lu Bei is not over yet, I swear I won't give up if I don't make fun of it, I won't live until I sit there.When I looked around to see that no one was there, I pursed my lips and blew me a kiss!

Help! ! !

Why do you think he's actually a little cute!

I'm just hopeless!

The junior sister who worked with me obviously noticed it too.Although she didn't know Lu Bei, she probably felt that the atmosphere between us was delicate.

Then he asked me: "Hey, dog, is that your friend who has been waiting for you all this time?"

I glared at Lu Bei: "That's right. What's the matter?" I asked, "You're very handsome, can you ask me for a WeChat account?"

The senior sister quickly waved her hand: "I have a boyfriend, don't mess around!~" She said, "It's just fun to watch him, if you don't know, you think he is chasing you, winking and raising eyebrows..."

She gave a "tsk" sound: "Sure enough, it's still a straight man's trick!"

Hahahaha, hearing her tone was really funny, I nodded in agreement.Didn't say anything.

However, before leaving get off work, I took off my uniform, walked up to the senior sister, and said casually: "Actually, he is the one I told you before, who can live together, who I like people."

The senior was taken aback for a moment, and then smiled: "I'll just say..." She thought for a while: "It's great to go in both directions, 99!~"

I smiled and whispered thanks.

Finally, the cabinet door swung open.

I saw the warm sunshine in the afternoon pouring in.

When I came out and greeted Lu Bei to eat and leave, he asked me: "What did you say to that girl just now? You laughed so hard that you were trembling."

? ? ?The word used.

I said: "I didn't say anything, I said you are a coward!"

He was not annoyed either, he puffed up his chest, and said with a natural expression: "That's not true! I have capital!"

Heh, look at his ostentatious way of opening his tail like a peacock!It was extremely arrogant!

Thinking of him deliberately embarrassing me just now, I made up a plan and looked around.

I grabbed Lu Bei, raised my voice with all my dantian strength, and asked him in a strange tone: "Brother, your boyfriend won't be angry if he knows you asked me to hang out?! Brother, why don't you play games with me? If your boyfriend knew, wouldn’t he beat me up!?”

Lu Bei's pupils dilated, he was startled at first, and then he understood my intention when he saw people around him looking at us, he smiled and wanted to cover my mouth: "What hahahahahahaha."

I ran around: "Ah! Thinking about it, I feel it! It's scary, your boyfriend! Unlike me! I only feel sorry for my brother!"

"Pfft what, hahahahahahaha, you're insane!"

Lv Bei laughed so hard that he almost died of laughter, and finally held back his laughter, dragged me over, and asked me, "What do you say? My boyfriend?"

"I!……"

ah!I, who was incompetent, was turned into an army again!

Now the relationship between the two of us is quite ambiguous, and we are on the verge of communication, and we are tacit to each other, but no one will break it.

I didn't think there was anything wrong with it.I am no longer obsessed with having to be named "Lu Bei's Boyfriend".With peace of mind and a sense of confirmation, it doesn't matter whether the relationship is certain or not.

If he didn't take the initiative to make it clear, I wouldn't invite him to be together again.

Of course, sometimes when I was thinking wildly, I would also think, what if Lu Bei quit his job and suddenly told me that he found another boyfriend, and now I am just his ex and good friend, and I was caught off guard.So how do I deal with myself.

But such a terrible idea would be instantly denied by me.After all, Lu Bei's current state can be seen by anyone with a discerning eye. He is completely circling around me, and it doesn't look like he intends to deliberately retaliate against me or hijack me.

Well, what if I told him out of the blue that we weren't sure about the relationship anyway, so I found another boyfriend and he's just my ex-cum-friend now...

Hahahahaha!Forget it, I'm too bad!

Let's live a good life, but, I really deliberately have a sadomasochistic relationship!

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I wrote today's doggy notes:

My ex-boyfriend asked me to get back together, I also want to, but I won't say it!Why!Just for fun!