Deep Cabinet Licking Dog Diary

april [-] thursday rain april fools day

When I open WeChat early in the morning, I can see my group of boring friends brushing in Moments, "It's okay if no one chases me, at least let me receive a confession on April Fool's Day", "No one confesses to me on April Fool's Day , that means everyone on the list actually likes me!", "I don't have my share on Valentine's Day, you should be mine on April Fool's Day, right?" and so on.

Sure enough, spring has arrived, and the birds and beasts are ready to move.

Everyone is very enthusiastic about April Fool's Day, even more than Valentine's Day.Perhaps compared to couples in pairs, single dogs are more eager to court, and they are more enthusiastic about the festival, so April Fool's Day has become the most adrenaline-fueled time to get out of singles.

I didn't pay attention early in the morning, so I was fixed.

When I just woke up, I didn’t realize that today is April Fool’s Day, but when I saw the baboon washing his face, he said to me anxiously that our instructor is going to check the morning self-study soon.

I was so frightened that I was stupid, and immediately got up to wash my face. When I came back, I saw that Li Hou'er and Liu Xiong were still sleeping like hibernation, so I hurriedly woke them up too.The three of us hurriedly dressed and washed, grabbed books and prepared to go out.

Baboon Wang kept urging that it was too late, so he pulled me who had packed up and rushed out first.

As if I was rushing to reincarnate, I grabbed my bag and let go of my legs and ran away!

Unexpectedly, when I got downstairs, I saw Baboon Wang stopped happily.

I was so anxious that I grabbed my belt and pulled him: "Hurry up, it's too late, isn't it?!"

"Today is April [-]st!" He punched me on the shoulder, "Happy April Fool's Day!"

"...Damn it! You scared me to death!"

"Let's go," Wang Baboon put his arm on my shoulder, "I'm getting up, come with me to the library for self-study."

I wanted to scold him, but when I thought about it, I couldn't sleep when I went back.No way, just learn!

15 minutes later...

Li Houer and Liu Xiong yelled at our dormitory group: Today is April Fool's Day!Oh shit!When we arrived in the classroom, we found out that we had been tricked! !

But for someone like me who is insulated from peach blossoms, I will definitely not wait for someone to confess to me today.And I, besides Lu Bei, have no one to confess to.So for the puppy, today is just an ordinary day.

When eating at noon, I saw that Li Hou'er seemed to be restless all the time, and he didn't eat a few mouthfuls of food.

Then he asked, "What's the matter today? You don't look well, are you feeling uncomfortable?"

Li Hou'er shook his head silently, hesitated for a while, and said, "I'm going...to confess to my junior today."

"Wow!" I was shocked, don't look at Hou'er usually looking thin and wimpy, it's time to make a move without hesitation!I applaud: "Courage, buddy!"

Hou'er poked the rice in front of him: "But I don't know what to do."

He said: "Actually, I'm basically her boyfriend now. I accompany her in self-study, pick her up for elective classes next night, give her various small gifts, talk all night, and held hands last time... Even if it's not sure. But it seems to be similar to couples."

"But it's better to be clear about this matter!"

I think of the original dog licking career, and I feel that this is too visual!

Li Hou'er nodded: "So I'm going to have a fight with her today... Brothers, success or failure depends on it!"

Baboon Wang drank the last mouthful of soup: "No problem! Come on!"

Looking at Hou'er's picture of an old deer running wild and uneasy, I still feel a little bit emotional, look, this is called campus life!This is the flower of the motherland!How refreshing, how wonderful!It is enviable!

Thinking of my love-hate entanglement with Lu Bei again... Harmful!What a man, a man will only affect the speed at which I draw my knife!

I thought that these things would pass through our youth naturally, leaving a gorgeous white ribbon in the blue years.But us little bastards who have never seen the dangers of society, what is expected?

Li Hou'er said in the afternoon that he would accompany his junior to self-study, and he left nervously, but came back with a pale face.

Looking at his expression, I naturally guessed a little bit in my heart, but I couldn't bear to point it out, so I didn't ask.

But Liu Xiong didn't wink at him, and went up to talk to him: "How is it? Did the date go well?"

Li Hou'er didn't answer, just went to bed as if he couldn't hear.

He didn't get out of bed until night, and he seemed to be drowsy from sleep. He went out to wash his face before walking back to the dormitory, and the water from his hair dripped down one by one.Li Houer stood still, took a deep breath, and said to the three of us like a prisoner who knew the date of his execution: "Sister Xue said, she has a boyfriend."

Our dormitory exploded quickly!

Baboon Wang jumped up from the stool: "What?"

I quickly came to a conclusion: "Scum girl!"

Liu Xiong curled his lips: "Her boyfriend knows she's like this?"

Li Hou'er was expressionless: "Her boyfriend is in a different place with her, and she said she has always regarded me as an older brother."

"..."

The old sea king spoke.

I sneered: "Then she accepts gifts so happily? Ask her to refund the money!"

Liu Xiong rolled my eyes at me, silently reminding me that I was such an idiot before.

Wang Babo said: "Then since you have made it clear today, you should be more careful in the future and avoid dealing with her."

After all, he loved her, Li Hou'er couldn't bear to scold her, let alone confront her.

He looked at the desktop in a daze: "I told her today that I'm still her good friend."

"..."

We are all speechless, but I really understand his mood.

The person who has been with him for so long, all his feelings are pinned on Ta, that person is the endorsement of all the beauty in the world, and even secretly planning the future of the two of them, imagining the life together... Human hearts are flesh How can it be said that it will be broken if it is long?

Although this is a willingness to suffer, I don't think it is a ridiculous thing to choose to forgive after being let down.Nowadays, many people's moral values ​​are too high, and those who see being scummed but still can't let go will especially hate iron and steel, and even speak ill at each other.

Maybe because I am such an idiot, I can empathize with Li Houer's current choice.

Who can not be a licking dog when they really meet someone they like?

It's just that some licking dogs are lucky, and they lick in both directions, and everyone has back and forth.As for the unlucky ones like me and Li Hou'er, even if their tongues are worn out, they are just dogs.

But sometimes I also think, I am actually very grateful to these scumbags, at least they gave us a chance to lick the dog.Being able to get in close contact with the people we like, and accumulating good memories between us little by little, looking at it from another angle, this is enough happiness.

And those who don't like it will keep a distance and never give it a chance. It is true that they have the best character and are the best way.But they will always be out of reach and become a beautiful dream for licking dogs.

I know this idea is wrong!But I also occasionally think about it, if Lu Bei is a clean and affectionate guy, like He Yichen in "Why Shengxiaomo", who rejects people he doesn't like and sticks to him for the rest of his life, then, maybe As the leading man, he will never have the chance to be with me, a cannon fodder destined to be a supporting role, in this life.

I thank him for being a Neptune and for giving me a chance to have him.

I opened Weibo at night, and a new comment popped up when I updated my daily account with Lu Bei.

Click on it, and it's from an old fan: Are you busy recently?I haven't posted on Weibo for a long time...

I watched it for a long time, and quit Weibo without saying anything.

I couldn't say the words "we've broken up" to her, and I was sure that now would not be the end of Lu Bei and me.

This Weibo will continue to be updated sooner or later.

Maybe it was also affected by these things today. Before going to bed, I began to miss Lu Bei very much.

But I still didn't look for him, leaving his head hanging on my top.

It feels like I'm boiling an eagle, the comparison is which of the two of us can hold our breath.Whoever breaks the merit first will be the one who suffers.

Sure enough, Lu Bei is still not going to send me a message today.I think.

So lonely, every day without Lu Bei is so lonely.

Restraining looking for him is like getting rid of the huge magnetic field of attraction. I am afraid that if I slack off a little, I will be attracted again if I am not careful.

I work hard every minute and every second.

I was about to lock the screen and close my eyes to sleep, but unexpectedly, a pop-up window flashed on the screen, and suddenly a new message popped up, from Lu Bei.

It's a question.He asked: Have you rested enough now?