Deep Cabinet Licking Dog Diary

Light rain to heavy rain on Friday, October [-]

At the end of the first semester of freshman year, with my courage to stalk and fight, the relationship between me and Lu Bei has developed steadily and reached an unprecedented peak.

Thinking about it now, it may be the closest I have ever been to Lu Bei in my life.

Sometimes I even feel that I am the default object in his heart, no matter how bad I am, I can be regarded as the best buddy.

So I began to have an illusion that I could have him, and gradually I had no clues about my face, imagining that I would succeed in the position, be a typical prodigal son terminator in Tanmei novels, and then grow old together with him for the rest of my life through thick and thin.

During that time, I even went to Zhihu to answer the question "how to be attacked".More than 2000 words are eloquent, with dozens of sand sculpture expression packs, relying on the "clothing guide, sincerely impress each other, thick-skinned, existent, patient, create common hobbies, and make yourself bald (×) and stronger (√) " and other practical dry goods have become the highest praise under this answer.

Lu Bei, on the other hand, just tolerated all my clumsy cover-ups and projected fanatical eyes, but he never pointed it out, nor refused.

I remember one thing very clearly. Once, our external relations department wanted to sponsor the college art festival.The person who sponsored the meeting was a greasy middle-aged male teacher who held a postgraduate entrance examination training class. He repeatedly saw and saw with us, and finally asked us to send more than [-] students from the whole school to attend their lectures. If there are enough students, we will give it to us. Vote twenty-five thousand.

Lu Bei sat at one end of the conference table without frowning: "I told them that our hospital has [-] people, and let them vote for [-]."

I clicked my tongue: "But there are only 480 and six students in our school."

Lu Bei waved his hand: "Then find people you know from other institutes, and then print leaflets to sweep the building, or find someone to sign in repeatedly. In short, I will fill up the number of people."

I nodded repeatedly.I think he is really a courageous and ruthless person, and being a philistine is only the highest level of maturity in him.

But he just smiled and said: "Silly, cheating is a common method of businessmen. For example, the 5000 yuan we signed this contract may be [-] yuan. Give more and give less." They still have the final say, and the contract is useless. When I was a freshman, I was looking for sponsorship, and I met a lot of bullying students."

Lu Bei was right, the trainer of the other party was indeed a thousand-year-old fox.In that lecture, we had a lot of people, and the venue was scattered. After the lecture, the situation was clear at a glance.

At that time, Lu Bei was still leading the school basketball team in training, and I was the main person in charge in the venue.The male teacher stopped me casually and said angrily, "What's going on with you?"

I have never seen such a battle before, I was so panicked, and I couldn't let him vent my anger on the girl next to me, so I had to bite the bullet and make up a reason: "Our college has a temporary event, which conflicts with our lecture time, so everyone will go gone."

I flipped through the sign-in form: "Look, we are providing venues, printing leaflets for you, and giving you free leaflets to sweep the building to attract people. At least there are... 380 people per person, this scale , You won’t be able to see each other in our school.”

The male teacher snorted coldly, exaggerating and unreasonable: "I know the tricks of you little brats very well. I don't know if there will be 200 people present this time. The hearts of children are too dark now!"

He waved his hands, looking too lazy to bother: "Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as you, 5000 yuan, do you want it or not!"

This is too far away, so I hurried forward and said, "Didn't we say that 300 people voted for [-] at the beginning of the negotiation? We surpassed almost [-] people. Take a look at the registration form!"

The male teacher raised his hand and knocked over the sign book: "Don't do this with me! Don't force me to be rough!"

A little girl next to me who was usually soft-spoken was so frightened that her eyes filled with tears, she went over and squatted down, picked up the notebook, and handed it to me timidly.

I stood in front of him with open arms: "I don't ask you how much you want, 3 yuan! That's the amount today!"

The male teacher was completely annoyed now, looking around for no one, he waved his hand to push me.

I stood still, because there was a girl behind me, so I didn't want to hide.

I am going to wait for this old bastard to punch me, and I will fight back after I let the surveillance film it. Not only can it be regarded as self-defense, but it can also blackmail him.

Our budget is enough.

But this time it didn't fall on me.

As soon as I opened my eyes, Lu Bei stood in front of me panting.

To be honest, life is not an idol drama, nor is it a Tanmei movie. I never thought that heroes saving beauty heroes saving heroes would fall on me.

What's more, the same person, twice.

So I think that those gods and goddesses that others often talk about are mostly just for fun.

But I treat Lu Bei differently.

He is my God.

So no matter how much I support him, it is not too much.

Yes, he saved me twice.

Only I know that the glimpse during the military training was not the first time I fell in love with Lu Bei at first sight.