Deep Cabinet Licking Dog Diary

Cloudy to light rain on Tuesday, September [-]

Damn, I'm a slacker, always easy to slack off.

Slack is a typical trait of me being a piece of crap.

For example, I vowed two days ago that I would quickly write down the things about me and Lu Bei, but I am too lazy to write these days.I worked five hours of work every day, and I was so tired that I was so tired that I couldn't even pick up the pen when I looked at this solid book that entrusted my heavy love.

So I comforted myself, as if it was useless to write down some things, it would only add to the sadness.

But since I've grown up to such an age, I haven't done any other persistent things except licking Lu Bei, so I still want to stick to this only hobby.

And today I am!He raised his pen-holding hand again!

There is no other reason, Xida Pubun, Lu Bei was green again.

When I got the news, the corners of my mouth raised three points for sarcasm, three points for indifference, three points for carelessness and one point for "I knew it", and three points for clearness flashed in my eyes, three points for disdain and three points for joy, and one point for "it deserves it".

Lu Bei's note to me is "evergreen tree".

Not only because he has never lacked the charm of being evergreen all the year round, but also because there is always a lush green grass above his head.

Hahahaha pun!

Hey!Chinese culture!Broad and profound!

I think back then, when I first learned that Lu Bei had been raped, I had only been in school for more than two months.

At that time, I didn't know much about Lu Bei, so he was so angry that he complained and cursed, and even refused to help Li Hou wash his stinky socks for a fee.

My hands are shaking, my face is wrinkling, and my heart is roaring!

No, no, no, no!A man like my male god would still be green?What happened to this world?

So I tried my best to find out the details, and finally found out that Lu Bei has become a legend in our W big gay circle.

One of the characteristics of Lu Bei as a social butterfly in our school is that he changes boyfriends very frequently.Not counting friends with benefits, just talking about the boyfriends he has been dating, basically no more than two months.But it seems that it is really rare for him to take the initiative to dump others, and they are all forced to break up after being cheated.

Several seniors told me when they talked about Dashan that they had seen all kinds of rape scenes in Lu Bei.

What happened when I went shopping and met my boyfriend kissing my mistress, checked my mobile phone and saw fruit chat records, heard familiar gasps in the classroom on the top floor at night, saw my boyfriend’s trumpet and shared it with others on Weibo...

There are so many patterns, too numerous to count.

The reason is a mystery.

Because he was cheated too often, everyone wondered if he was not good at that and couldn't satisfy the other party, so he kept being cheated on.

I thought about it, can't I?Don't you?It shouldn't be!

Although I definitely don't dislike him, whether he is a golden cudgel or an enoki mushroom, he is the man on the cusp of my heart.But this matter is indeed related to the sexual happiness of the next few decades. I am determined that it is better to confirm this kind of matter first.

So I took advantage of the clear and sunny day and followed Lu Bei, who had finished his self-study at noon, to the toilet.

He didn't notice me, didn't think much about it, and as soon as he went in, he rushed to the urinal and couldn't wait to vent.I hurriedly stood beside him, making a gesture to urinate, and then quietly put my feet on my feet and turned my head to watch cautiously.

Whoa!this!sure!

Look at the size first, how can it be considered ordinary?

Looking at that gushing posture, his kidney function should be pretty good!

It may be that my obscene eyes really disturbed him. He turned slightly and tried to block my sight, but failed. He frowned, shook his hands twice, pulled up his pants chain and was about to leave.

When he reached the door, he didn't hold his breath after all, and turned around and asked, "Little Gou, what are you doing?"

I shivered, I didn't want to pee at first, but now I want to pee: "I...go to the toilet..."

He was silent for a second, as if he was suppressing his anger, and after a while, he said: "If you want to go to bed with me, clean up and wait for me at the hotel at the South Gate tomorrow night."

"..."

I didn't answer.

I froze in place, staring straight at the pool in front of me, my heartbeat almost knocked me out.

A few words sporadically escaped from my lips, and my voice probably trembled a little: "This...I, you, really..."

He didn't get an answer for a while, and when he looked back, Lu Bei had already left.

Those words were like poison soaked in honey, which made my heart itchy and flustered.I didn't do well in class all afternoon, so I sat there blankly, trying to figure out the meaning of Lu Bei's words over and over again.

There is no one around who can discuss it. This is the most painful time for Shen Gui, and one person has to bear all the emotions.

But this sentence is time-sensitive, and it will be useless after tomorrow night.

So I don't have much time left.

Finally when it was time to go to Sixiu, Li Hou'er saw that my expression was wrong, and asked me: "What's wrong with you, you frown for a while and smile like a fool for a while, are you okay?"

I shake my head.After thinking about it, he asked again: "Tell me, if your goddess asks you to clean up and wait for her, does she want to play with you, or want to date you?"

"What???"

Li Hou became excited. He jumped up from his seat and gave me a hard push on the back of the head: "You are capable, dog! Needless to say, I'm going to confess to you, let's go!"

On the one hand, he did not forget to say to Liu Xiongwang Baboon: "Damn it, do you know that the dog is going to leave the order!"

I hurriedly hammered him: "Don't talk nonsense, there is no such thing as a horoscope!"

"It's not obvious? Then what is obvious?"

"What's going on, what's going on?"

The man's gossip is no less than that of the girl, and the two quickly approached each other.

Li Hou gestured to them in this way, and the two of them instantly boiled over!

"Why hesitate! Take it!"

"This is a goddess, when will I wait until now?"

"Why does this sound a little frivolous? Don't be a scumbag and see Gouzi being honest, why don't you tease him?"

"Scum girl, is there a scum girl who can fall in love with him? Gouzi, you kid can do it! I thought you had nothing else to do except worship Lu Bei, and you even sneaked into someone!"

"Oh no, which department and which class are you from? Do we all know each other?"

I was pushed back and forth by them, my mind was dizzy, I didn't know how to answer, so I asked, "Then he just confessed?"

"Yes... right! At least she is interested in you!"

"Oh……"

"Come on, if you are the first one in our dormitory to get out of the order, please remember to treat me to dinner!"

"Oh……"

I was a little confused, dazzled by the huge surprise, took out my phone and looked at the date tremblingly, October NO.30.

Okay, got it down, our first day of dating.

Actually speaking, I am a mother-fetal single dog, and I don't really know what the first step is to do after confirming the relationship.

But definitely not a shot.

Harm, who told this person to be Lu Bei, so let him accommodate him.

I hesitated for a long time. I didn't know how to open this mouth to Lu Bei first. That night, I typed, deleted, and deleted a line of words for more than two hours, and finally asked him on WeChat: "Senior, which room is it?"

Lu Bei returned quickly: "What?"

"Well, tomorrow night..."

Lu Bei replied with a cat head full of question marks.

This development is not very good, my blood was full of enthusiasm in an instant, but I was half cold.

I am also ashamed to explain, I can only say: "Oh, I sent it to the wrong person."

But he seemed to have just reacted, and said, "You said when it was in the toilet today?"

Followed by a squinting smile.

I couldn't figure out his thoughts for a while, so I didn't dare to reply.

Lu Bei seemed to have something to do, he came back after a while, and said: "Student, I can't see it, so you are so..."

"what?"

I'll ask right away.

He said, "Sao."

I froze and hesitated for a long time.

Hey, is his "Sao" the kind of "Sao" who calls me a coquettish bitch, or a "Sao" who flirts?

Lu Bei seems to have suddenly taken an interest in me as a fool.He was already impatient, seeing that I was silent, he sent a message to ask me: "Gou Tian, ​​do you like men?"

Ok? ? ?

I'm a bit lost.

Listening to him ask, it turns out that he doesn't know...

Only then did I know that Lu Bei had never included me in his consideration, let alone whether we were together or not.I was carrying my mobile phone like a hot potato, subconsciously replied: "No, how could it be?"

The tone over there immediately became cold: "Oh."

He said again: "Then you play with me?"

I hurriedly said, "How dare I! Senior, I adore you!"

Lu Bei never came back.

I was lying on the bed, panicking in my heart, feeling that I had made a huge mistake, I tossed and turned, unable to restrain my anxiety.

While thinking about whether to add a sentence to ease the atmosphere, or not, it would be better to explain.

In case the male god misunderstands me, how will I live in this life!

But for me, who has never come out, even taking this simple step was extremely difficult.I am not a person who goes forward bravely. I don't have the capital to be fearless.I can not.

In any respect, I am not an outstanding person, with mediocre grades, no advantages, conservative parents, poor family, and no real love.Nothing to be ashamed of, nothing to be proud of.Only the face is still pretty, and it's not the kind that is so handsome that you can't be shocked.

Very ordinary.

I am so ordinary, I am not qualified to do those extraordinary things.Like falling in love with someone of the same sex.

Before I fell into a drowsy sleep, I still left that sentence in the dialog box, but I didn't send it out until the end:

Senior, I don't like boys.

I only like you.

The author says:

I will try to write it as lightly as possible, but the tone of the subject may be a bit low in the future. 2333 Please watch it happily