Deep Cabinet Licking Dog Diary

Sunny Friday, August 28

It's the end of August, why is it still so hot today?

In the afternoon, I went to a class of college English, and I was so sweaty that I almost pouted on the road.

Fortunately, I carried Lu Bei's worn-out jersey with me, which was full of his smell. When I was dizzy, I took it out and smelled it, it refreshed my mind and gave me boundless mana.

Speaking of this jersey, it has a lot of history.

It is a symbol of Lu Bei's honor!

That time was a regional game where our school played CUBA against other schools.As the captain of the school basketball team, he led a group of tall men to fight bravely and sweat like rain.He defeated them with an absolute advantage of 105 to 85, and became a division champion.

It was the first time I saw Lu Bei so happy.

He cheered loudly with his teammates, then grabbed the jersey with one hand and got rid of it, held it high for a few laps, and then threw it out "suddenly".In the setting sun, he could see his strong and strong waist at a glance, and his sharp silhouette caused the men and women present to scream.

This "man" is mainly me.

But I didn't dare to be too obvious, so I stood on my feet outside the crowd and shouted: "Wow! Wow! Senior, senior! You are awesome! Lu Bei Niubi——!!!"

I vaguely feel that he probably glanced affectionately in my direction.

Then I waited for the crowd to disperse, and I accidentally walked around for half an hour. I accidentally saw the jersey lying alone on the ground in the distance and was stepped on several times, so I accidentally picked it up.

The jersey not only has Lu Bei's body odor, but also has a slight smell of soil.I have been reluctant to wash it, and the smell will disappear after washing.

It will wash away the beautiful sunset that day.

Afterwards, I carried it with me like a sweat towel as a testimony of the highlight moments I shared with Lu Bei.

Having said that, my relationship with Lu Bei has a very deep relationship with basketball.

I fell in love with Lu Bei at first sight when I was a freshman on the basketball court.

That was when I entered military training.

The matter of military training itself is very inhumane, and it completely wiped out my expectations for this university that has gone through all kinds of hardships and hardships.

That's it?This is the university?

I worked hard for nine years of compulsory education for three years, and under the pressure of the college entrance examination, I cobbled together all the notes of all subjects before the exam and memorized them word for word. In addition, I helped my grandmother cross the road and helped my grandfather push The blessing of the wheelchair donating to beggars, finally, I was admitted to my ideal school and ideal major!

In exchange, is this all?

The sun is so big and easy to bask in.Several classes gathered on the unsheltered basketball court to stand in a military posture. The girls could go to rest after standing for 15 minutes, and the boys had to continue standing.

I was dizzy at the end of the class line, feeling that the scenery in front of me was gradually blackened from overexposure, and I secretly thought something was wrong.

help!help!I'm afraid our army can't hold it anymore!

In order to distract myself, I stood upright, with my hands clinging to the seam of my trousers, trying to recall the appearance of my three roommates.One looks like an orangutan, surnamed Wang; one looks like a monkey, surnamed Li, and the other looks like a bear, surnamed Liu.

ah! !My surname is Gou, and I look like a dog.

The sun is really big!Good sun!

I - to - pour - -

at this time!

A muscular and muscular figure flashed past in front of me, bringing a cool breeze.

I took a deep breath of cold air, and my mind became sober for a short time!

The tendon meat is galloping over again!

The wind is coming again!

In the end, before he caught me, our instructor stopped him: "Brother Lu, don't make trouble."

Whoa!As soon as I heard the name, I immediately sobered up.

Lu Bei raised his eyebrows at him, smiled, and said, "Okay, I've been standing there for half an hour, don't bother these kids in the hot weather."

He looked around the team from the beginning to the end, and specifically named me: "Look at the white and tender bean sprouts at the end of the team. They are so wilted that they are almost ruined by the sun."

My heart kept screaming and nodding: Senior is caring!The senior is mighty!The senior is me!Reborn parents!

My face was so weak that I couldn't even open my eyes, like a red crab that was about to ripen.

The instructor didn't pay attention to me, and just teased Lu Bei: "What's wrong, brother Lu loves my junior?"

Lu Bei seemed to be smiling, but he didn't seem to. My eyes were covered with sweat and I couldn't see clearly.

He didn't answer the instructor's words, but just stepped forward.He patted me on the shoulder: "Go, rest in a cool place over there, don't get dizzy."

I smelled the familiar smell and wanted to cooperate, but my feet were so stiff that they took root on the basketball court and I couldn't move.

He noticed my embarrassment, hesitated for a moment, grabbed me like a chick, and dragged me away.

then!That's how I fell in love with Lu Bei at first sight!

He is definitely the most careful man I have ever met.

After the military training, we went back to the dormitory at night and lined up to take a shower. I heard my three roommates discussing the girls in our college.In Applied Chemistry, the male-to-female ratio is not outrageous. Our department is basically five to two, which is not uncommon in science and engineering.

Wang Gorilla said that the first girl on the left in his row is very good-looking.

Li Houer said that there was a long-legged girl in the last row who had a good figure.

Liu Xiong said that he looks good on everyone.

I listened and interjected: "I think Senior Lu Bei is very good!"

The air froze for a moment, and the expressions of the three of them were very strange.

ah!There was a "thump" in my heart, and I secretly thought it was not good.

Men are no better than women, and most of them have more decadent thoughts about the same sex.

Especially for gays.

Especially for the subject.

It's too dangerous to come out with a bunch of old men you don't know well.

After a while, Li Hou'er asked with a stiff expression: "Old dog, do you like men?"

I scratched my head in embarrassment: "Then, how can that be, that can't be! How can I like men. I mainly worship seniors! Look at him, how attractive he is..."

I pouted, "I want a senior too."

"What???"

"No, I also want to be like a senior! What a hot girl!"

"Oh..." They were visibly relieved.

Wang Gorilla patted the table: "Speak clearly. Fucking scared me."

I smiled perfunctorily.

Then Liu Xiong lowered his voice meanly and said to us: "I heard that that man, the senior you mentioned, is that one."

"Ah?" My heart tightened, "Which one?"

"That's it..." Liu Xiong bent his index finger: "That."

"Oh——!!" Those people made obscene voices together.

I was stunned: "How do you know?"

Liu Xiong curled his lips: "My dear brother, he's in the same class as him. I told me that Lu Bei is a good guy, and he especially likes to pick young men with delicate skin and tender meat. Yes, Gou Tian, ​​just like you, He always likes it! If you don't like men, you must stay away from him. "

I said nothing, lost in thought.

"What's wrong? Scared?" Liu Xiong laughed.

Before I could stop laughing, I slapped my butt and went out to take a shower.

From then on, I fell in love with Lu Bei at first sight and started a year-long closet life in the straight male dormitory.

Finally finished writing this.

Damn, this is just the beginning, it's an insignificant one among countless small love affairs between me and Lu Bei.

I just checked WeChat again. I sent Lu Bei good night the day before yesterday, good morning good night yesterday, good morning today, and the Weibo snippets I shared with him. He didn't reply to any of them.

He won't die on the bed, will he?

The WeChat software is also cruel. No matter how many times I swipe up and refresh the page of the dialog box, a new message pops up suddenly to surprise me.

I thought about it and sent him another message.

"Brother, you should answer me anyway, or else I'd be worried about you."

"typing" seemed to flash for a second, and then I waited and waited expectantly with my phone in my hand, but nothing came.

Another hour passed and I was still waiting, sitting and doing nothing with no interest.

In order to prevent the black screen of the mobile phone, I have to light it up every 5 minutes.I think, maybe at any second, the content of "typing" will completely pop out in the dialog box.

Aini next to him was howling heart-piercingly, and he didn't know why he was dissatisfied.Anyway, what she said belongs to her, and I couldn't understand it.

I suddenly feel a little lonely.

In fact, I have a lot of things to do all day long.In addition to class, I have four jobs to work, and I have to go to the library for two and a half days a week. I also have to squeeze time to take care of Ai Ni. On weekends, I even tutor a fourth-grade child in mathematics. The schedule is like that of Lu Xun. A sponge that can't squeeze out water, logically speaking, I shouldn't have time to be so hypocritical.

But once I have free time like now, I can't help but miss Lu Bei all the time.

I can't control myself.If he doesn't respond, I will snow.

driven to distraction.

I thought that loving Lu Bei would make my life as colorful as it was written in the book, but I didn't expect that loving him would make me so lonely.