Deep Cabinet Licking Dog Diary

Sunny Saturday, November [-]

Yes, Lu Bei was greened again.

When he told me about this, my first reaction was still unbelievable as always, and my second reaction was still as always secretly delighted.

Until I asked him to tell me what was going on, he put on a pain mask and refused to speak.

I said: "There are such interesting things that should be shared with brothers more."

Lu Bei rolled his eyes and said, "I suddenly remembered that you seem to be my ex."

Whoa!It's rare that he still remembers!

But having said that, my meaning to Lu Bei is truly extraordinary!

First, if Shen Jing is the boyfriend he has been with for the longest time, then I must be the one with the shortest time!

Second, I'm probably the only ex-boyfriend who didn't cheat on him during his college career!

Third, Lu Bei has been getting dumped all the time, and the only time he probably dumped someone was me!

ah!What kind of fate has brought us to where we are today!

Lu Bei also seems to have discovered the significance of me in his life. Yesterday, I came home from school, and he came up to me and asked me a few words of concern, asking if I would be working part-time today, and what arrangements I had.

Although I really want to know if he wants to ask me out, but it's a pity that we don't fight our father or mother, we only work hard as workers.Both Aini and I have to live, so we still have to work part-time.

But I told him I would be back early today.

He nodded, looking interested.

So I played this job today refreshed, full of anticipation, and kept guessing what little surprise Lu Bei was going to give me.

As a result, when he returned home, Lu Bei wasn't there at all.

Oh, it's because I don't have time, so let's find someone else to play.

I went back to the house dejectedly.Aini's wound hasn't healed in the past two days, wearing an Elizabethan ring, she looks stupid and clumsy.She gradually got used to the new home. Seeing me coming back, she slowly came out of the nest, stretched herself, and sharpened her claws with the shiny white wall nearby.

I knelt down and approached her, and said to her, "Ani, look at your ex-dad, that idiot, who left Dad behind again."

Annie cocked her tail.Without even looking at me, he walked past me and went to the living room.

I followed her and went to the living room too.Slumped on the sofa, he turned on the TV and flicked on it.

I'm actually hungry, but I don't feel like eating right now, and takeaways are expensive, so I have no money.

Suddenly, there was a rustling sound at the door, followed by the sound of a key opening the door.

I straightened my carp and ran to the porch.

Annie rushed over after me.

I saw Lu Bei entering the door carrying a large and small plastic bag. Seeing me, he said, "So you have already gone home. If I had known, I would have asked you to go to the supermarket to help me carry my things."

It turns out that my male god didn't abandon me to play with others woo woo woo!

Now I see him glowing all over his body like a god!

The haze just now was swept away, and I was overwhelmed with joy for a while.

I hurried forward to take the things in his hand: "Why did you buy so much?"

Lu Bei seemed to be in a good mood. He stretched his red hands: "Buy more vegetables and have hot pot tonight."

"okay!"

Lu Bei didn't even stop, and went directly to the kitchen with the bag, and began to unpack and wash the food.

I followed behind him: "Do you want me to help?"

"Of course, otherwise you just eat!" Lu Bei rolled up his sleeves, showing his thick forearms: "I can't cook, but I can do the washing!"

"no problem!"

I swear by it.

after awhile.

"Little Tian'er, come here." Lu Bei called me, holding a lotus root festival in his hand.

"Hey!" I swayed over, "What's wrong!"

"Look," he held the lotus root in front of my eyes, "it's still covered with mud!"

"Ah!" I said embarrassingly, "Then I will wash it again."

"Take it," he frowned, with the attitude of a parent admonishing a child: "How can you work for someone if you're so edgy?"

I apologized with a smile on my face: "Damn! My part-time job is also for others to mess with, and the general boss doesn't care."

"That's what I said. Then with your attitude, I won't dare to hire you in the future." Lu Bei said, choosing dishes in his hand.

"Are you going to hire me!" I was so excited, I threw the lotus root aside and leaned next to him: "If you hire me, I will definitely do a good job! Eat less and work well, and the price is very high!"

Hahaha it's over!Look, my male god has already planned me into his future life!I'd be happy even if it's painting big cakes!

"I don't dare," he laughed. "With your eyes, you can't see such a big piece of mud. If you misread the decimal point, I will pay for it."

I muttered, "That won't. I'm sure I'll at least keep you."

I guess Lu Bei probably heard it.There were thin smile lines in the corners of his eyes, but he didn't speak.

He also made a special trip to buy the Sichuan hot pot base, started the pot, and stir-fried it.In an instant, it was spicy and choked the nose, and the saliva was full at once.

I asked: "Why do you still buy the base material specially, just boil it in plain water."

He paused for a while, and seemed to sigh because of my roughness: "You...you should live a little more carefully in your daily life!"

I smirked: "Listen to you and listen to you."

Someone once said that to see if you are compatible with a person, you can tell if you have a hot pot meal with him.

I can eat spicy food and I'm not very picky. I can eat anything except for some seafood allergies.But even if I can't eat it, I pretend I can.

In contrast, Lu Bei is much more subtle. He doesn't eat offal, lamb, or carrots.

He also bought wine, and after sitting down, he opened a can of beer first: "Come on! Toast the weekend!"

I touched him neatly: "Greetings to the weekend!"

I am so happy!

Sometimes when I think about it, the relationship between our predecessors is not bad, at least we still have the opportunity to sit down and eat and talk face to face.

but!certainly!I don't want to think of that "you can be friends for life if you don't stay together" bullshit.

I'm not willing to just be friends with him!You won't just be satisfied with being friends with him!Now it's just a process!

After drinking and drinking, Lu Bei's mouth gradually loosened up.He said to me: "Do you know how I was green this time?"

I became interested: "What's going on?"

"This time it was his boyfriend who found me." Lu Bei hiccupped: "This man, he had a fucking boyfriend! I was fucked by a mistress!"

He picked up a chopstick of beef roll: "I've become more and more fucking stupid, and now I can still be three!"

"It's okay," I comforted him: "At least this time we're green!"

"Hehe." Lu Bei said, "That's it, this idiot still doesn't want to break up with me, and he blocks me at the door of my company every day."

"Ah..." I thought for a while, "Then if he breaks up with his previous boyfriend, it's actually okay to come to you."

"Fuck it, I don't do this kind of thing."

Lu Bei was obviously very high-ranking, and he was cursing.

I tried to comfort him and said: "Then he is willing to block you, isn't it because he still has feelings for you!"

"There's a fart," Lu Bei frowned, "actually, he's just coveting me. Sao*."

I was inexplicable: "Covet you...?"

"long."

"..."

"hard."

"...!!!"

Depend on!I just understood what he said!Grass!Old color batch!

Lu Beidao: "Then why do you think my exes are only interested in me and they don't want to break up." He waved his chopsticks and said without restraint: "Although I'm not used to them, but the job is good."

……

ah!I'm starting to feel sad!Tell me what these are for!The same is the predecessor, I have never tried any of these! !

srds, I am very happy that Lu Bei is single again.

I asked him: "Do you think you will get back together with your ex after breaking up?"

Lu Bei didn't even think about it: "No."

My breathing stopped, and my heart stopped.

He thought about it again, and suddenly said, "Actually... not necessarily."

Harmful! ! !so!I still have hope! ! !

At that time, I was extremely excited, and I wondered in my heart whether Lu Bei would set a precedent because of my special existence.But when I was lying on the bed before going to bed at night, I thought about it carefully, and it suddenly occurred to me that his pioneering work should not have been done for me.

The only ex he is willing to get back together is probably not me.

Alas, how could I get carried away again.

After eating, I washed the dishes with my chubby belly, and when I returned to the living room, Lu Bei suddenly handed me something that looked like a book.

I took it and realized it was this desk calendar.

He was so drunk that he still didn't forget to say: "This is the year-end gift that our company printed for customers last year, and it hasn't been finished yet...the ashes fell in the warehouse, so I brought two copies back. "

Lu Bei pouted towards the wall behind the sofa in the living room: "I, I also...followed this wall calendar."

The expression is quite proud.

I thought to myself, who still uses this kind of thing now, so I said to him: "But this year is going to be over."

His face was a little embarrassed: "No, there are still a few days left! You use it first, and I will give it to you when it is printed next year!"

I took the desk calendar and flipped through it for a long time, and I was sure that this book was brand new, and Lu Bei didn't write any little slogans of love and encouragement on it, so I put it away angrily.

He may feel that I despise his gift, so he quickly said: "Actually, I, I know that the desk calendar is very important now that I am at work! You usually put it on the table! You can see it when you look up! It is also convenient for memorizing things. !It can also make you pay more attention to time...the mobile phone memo can't compare!"

Then I can't wipe his face!

I hugged the desk calendar to my chest: "Okay! I will make good use of this one-twelfth desk calendar left!"

Lu Bei corrected: "One-twelfth one and a half, one-eighth. This month is only half over."

I couldn't laugh or cry at his enthusiasm, so I had to pretend that I discovered the great value of this desk calendar with only one and a half pages left, and I was grateful to him.

Lu Bei was very satisfied.Before he went back to his room to rest, he suddenly turned his head to look at me, his eyes were blurred and docile, full of smiles, gentle and peaceful, and he specially said to me seriously: "Good night."

I tightened the desk calendar in my arms and said to him, "Good night."

I love you.

I still love you.

When the lights in Lu Bei's room were turned off, I went to the sofa by a ghost and looked at the calendar.

Then I saw that on December [-]th, Lu Bei drew a circle on it with a pencil, but wiped it off again, leaving a faint mark.

Needless to say I know.It's Shen Jing's birthday.

The author says:

The first two days were uncomfortable, so I will make up for the [-]th day today.