Deep Cabinet Licking Dog Diary

Wednesday, November [-]th was sunny

It turned warm.22 degrees here.I didn't know what to wear when I went out. I took out the down jacket two days ago, and today I hesitated to put on the shirt.

I had a lot of homework and classes on Tuesday and Wednesday, so I didn't go back to Lu Bei's house.

Although I miss him terribly, I can only honestly draw the chemical molecular equation diagram of the reaction of phenol and bromine water to form tribromophenol in the dormitory.Liu Xiong was very surprised to see that it was rare for me to do my homework so hard, and shamelessly asked me to do it for him too.

Of course I agreed with all my mouth, and I said thirty oceans!

Of course, it’s no problem for someone like Liu Xiong whose pair of shoes costs two or three thousand dollars. He handed over the project to me very readily and went out to play happily.

Fortunately, after a while, I accepted the assignment from Baboon Wang.

The homework took two hours, and it became more and more handy.Lift your head and move your cervical spine, get up to relax your muscles and bones, and look at your phone, Jeff sent me a message again.

"Jeff" was the only person I chatted with on the old swipe-right gay dating app.Since I registered, I have occasionally posted some piecemeal news on it, moaning about illness and mourning spring and autumn.

When I was staying at Lu Bei's house the day before yesterday, I sent a message:

"Sometimes I can't figure it out, the lost self is also the self, so where is it called lost?

I always think about these life problems, or about love.But there is no answer.

It seems that when I can't meet sadness now, I can't stop thinking, I can only consume myself. "

Ten minutes after posting, someone actually gave me a like.I saw that his profile picture was that of a slam dunk.I clicked on his information, and it turned out that he was only seven or eight kilometers away from me.

Immediately very pleased, it seems that there are still people who can understand my ethereal, mysterious and lonely spiritual world.

This person's screen name is "Jeff".

After that, he liked all my posts, and he felt a sense of sympathy with me.

I pre-emptively sent him a message: Hello!

He returned to me two hours later: hello.

Then there is a chat about basic information, such as what age, hobbies, constellations, and schools.

In the end, we both found out that we were still alumni of the same school!Whoa!Sure enough, our school's gay name is well-deserved!

But when it comes to professionalism, Jeff doesn't seem to want to talk about it, and keeps hemming and hawing.I didn't ask, and I knew in my heart that he was probably a deep cabinet hidden in the crowd like me. I was afraid that if he was recognized offline one day at that time, everyone would open the door to embarrassment-the embarrassment was so embarrassing.

He changed the subject and suddenly asked me: "Are you 1 or 0?"

"Ah..." It was the first time in my life that I faced such a soul questioning, which made me very embarrassed.

From a psychological point of view, of course I do not admit that I am a victim!But considering the actual situation of Lu Bei... It seems that I can only bear the humiliation and bow my head to zero!

I said, "I'm probably... 0.5."

Try hard to save respect.

He is very rude and asked: "What is 0.5?"

I just popularized science and said, "Anything is fine." After thinking about it, I explained to him: "Actually, I don't like men, it's just that the person I like happens to be a man."

Added a sentence: "It's still an attack."

After a long while, Jeff replied to me: "Oh." He said, "So this person broke you?"

I paused: "Why, I don't agree with the idea of ​​breaking the bend. The word 'break' is as if I was originally straight, and I blame him for being bent. I blame him for this fault."

Jeff didn't reply to me for a long time, and finally said: "Security, you are quite a nice person."

Yes, on this APP, my nickname is security guard, which is more in line with my identity as a dog licker.

I'm a security guard and I love bear biscuits.

To bring warmth to the owner, the owner scolded me for cerebral palsy.

Raising a cat is stupid, and the male god thinks I'm shabby.

Education is only technical secondary school, love has nothing to do with me.

Now Jeff asks me: What are you doing?

I replied to him: do homework.

He said: Really hard work!I'm eating in the cafeteria.

As he said, he gave me a pat on the back.He is eating duck blood vermicelli soup in our Nan canteen.I looked at the distance between us, sure enough, it was less than 1000 meters.

I swallowed: "Don't be greedy, I'm hungry."

Jeff said, "Then hurry up and eat, Xueba."

I hesitated for a moment: "I have no money. Forget it, I won't eat."

A few minutes later, I saw him say to me: "Well then, if you are with me, I'll treat you to eat!"

???

Question mark face on mobile phone of subway old man.

Although I have no proof, I think Jeff is teasing me!

"What are you smoking?"

He plausibly said: "What's wrong, wouldn't it be good if someone gave you money? You just have to like that man?"

I was speechless: "You are talking nonsense."

"There are exceptions to everything," he said.

Jeff asked, "Can't I be your exception?"

I was taken aback, and subconsciously told him: "If everyone is an exception, exceptions are not exceptions."

After finishing speaking, I came back to my senses. In fact, Shen Jing is the same for Lu Bei, isn't it the same.