Deep Cabinet Licking Dog Diary

Friday October [-]th is cloudy

Lu Bei posted a circle of friends, saying that he wanted to find a shared apartment near the Guangmei Building, which is close to the place where he works.For a house with two bedrooms and one living room, one person pays [-] yuan per month, and the utilities are shared equally.

Take a look! !My heart started beating violently! !

Isn't it a great temptation to live with my male god! ! !

A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! !

Of course, I didn't bother myself and asked him why he didn't live with his partner.

It's just that the price puts me off a bit.

From the perspective of my personal current assets, my Zhibaobao balance is [-] cents, and the WeChat balance is [-] cents.

As for my fixed assets, only a second-hand rusty bicycle is left.

And he is still worrying about the rent of only [-] yuan for the single room that Aini lives in this month.

I don't have the guts to borrow campus loans, online loans, or fruit loans.Even though I'm exhausted now, I also know that this kind of thing will only make people fall deeper and further away from the right track.Like white powder, even if it can solve the urgent need for a while, in the long run, it will definitely make people irreparable.

But I really can't help but watch this golden opportunity slip away.

I struggled for a full five hours, and finally went to have a private chat with Lu Bei.

The chat history between the two of us is still on the page where I told him that Aini was in heat and he didn't reply.

"Senior, have you found someone to share the rent with?"

Lu Bei said, "No, why?"

I was very excited: "Then how about I share the rent with you!"

"?"

He said: "It's more than an hour away from our school. You are only a sophomore, you can live in a dormitory, why move out?"

I was stopped by the question, and after thinking for a long time, I had an idea: "Isn't Aini in heat recently, and it disturbed the neighbors, and my landlord warned me."

Lu Bei said: "Then you should rent a room closer to the school. This is expensive and far away. You should think about it."

Without thinking, I said, "I've already thought about it."

Added another sentence: "If you want."

Lu Bei over there thought for a long time before replying, "You're nothing, just a cat... will it be noisy? I'm afraid I won't be able to rest well."

This... How can I say this.

Now it's hard to get off the tiger, and it's not quarrelsome, and it's not quarrelsome.

I fell into a rare silence.

Afraid that Lu Bei could see through my thoughts, he didn't bother with this anymore, but sent a message after a while saying, "I'll find someone else."

……

Ugh.

It does seem to be out of the question.

I was overjoyed and sad all of a sudden, upset, and threw my phone on the bed.

Aini's estrus period has not yet passed, and she is still howling heart-piercingly, as if she wants to shout out the loss in my heart.

Before raising Aini, I was a loyal dog fanatic. I think dogs are the most reassuring and trustworthy animals in the world. They look at people with enthusiasm and love in their eyes, and they never do anything careless. Playing hard to get, hot and cold, everything you have will be given to the owner without reservation.

It's an angel, it's an angel!

ah!God created this species as a gift to mankind!

When I am free, I also like to watch dog movies, and then imagine that when I have money and time, I will make one myself and enjoy this kind of supreme happiness in the world.

So my dog ​​faction is very clear. In contrast, I don't like cats very much, and I even hate cats a little bit.

Independence, distance, arrogance, all kinds of words make me avoid them.

If Lu Bei didn't give it to me, I don't think I would take the initiative to raise a cat in my life.

But after raising Aini, I thought, maybe my stereotype is too deep.

All kinds of love she has for me are inadvertently displayed.

It's not that I'm being self-indulgent.Usually in the house, she follows me wherever I go, and even catches bugs for me. I don’t know if she really thinks she is a human being, and she always likes to imitate my movements, and she really treats me like a real father.So even though I have no feelings for her, every time I leave the hut, I still feel sour when I see her anxious eyes.

So during the most difficult time when she was in heat, I simply moved out.I can't help her, but I can accompany her.

It may also be that human beings are inherently cheap. When I saw Aini, like the uncontrolled estrus O written in the ABO article, howled hoarsely and painfully, kept rubbing against me, rolling around on the ground, posing There is a great poignancy in my heart when I am in the position of waiting to be mated.

Check again, the female cat is in heat once a month, and the heat is about a week.If there is no mating, the time of estrus will be gradually extended, and the interval time will be gradually shortened.

It's worse than their girls' aunts.

The cat is a creature that is born with a strong tendency to masochistic.

Their physiological structure determines that they cannot reconcile with themselves under natural conditions, and have to accept the fate of twisting.

From this point of view, I am a bit like a cat.

Falling in love with Lu Bei is an inescapable twisted fate arranged for myself by me who has strong self-abuse tendencies.

Oh right!The test results came out some time ago.

Surprisingly, I didn't fail one subject, and even got a few good ones.

I looked at the high number "63" on the report card, and remembered that it was only due to Lu Bei's blessing that he could pass. I had to praise him for being awesome, and he was able to take me to fly after teaching me the questions for a day.

But when I think about it, it may be that I am full of love for Lu Bei's make-up class, and my adrenaline soars soaring.Just like a donkey pulling a mill, with a carrot from Lubei hanging on its head, it will only yearn stupidly and move forward foolishly all day long.

Of course, as a high-quality college student cultivated by contemporary higher quality education, not everything revolves around Lu Bei all the time.

I also always have my own pain and confusion, and I will keep doubting myself and being confused.

Especially when you fall in love with someone who you can't ask for, this kind of tearing pain is even stronger.

This is the reason why I like to keep a diary. I seem to know more about myself when I write.Although the movie jokes "Who is a serious person who keeps a diary" and "Which is written from the heart", but I speak from the bottom of my heart.

It's just that no matter how focused I am on licking the dog, I can't help but think about whether my life will be better if I give up on him.

But once watching a show, a famous bald comedian said that it is regret not doing something, but regret doing it.The same is true, if I don't lick Lu Bei, I will definitely regret it, but if I stick to it, I may regret it.

Thinking about it this way, it is better for me to continue to be a licking dog.

At least my cheap and worthless youth was not wasted.

Looking back, I think about my roommates, Li Houer who focuses on picking up girls all day long, King Gorilla who is full of games, and Liu Xiong who only knows how to exercise in the gym. It seems that everyone is similar. There is no development plan, no outstanding excellence , They are all living a simple life that is not vigorous.

Harmful!We are not enough compared to the top, but we have more than the bottom!

Every time I think about it, I feel relieved.

Maybe I should be confused and struggling at this age, and I am just doing the right thing at the right age.

Just saw it, it's NO.30 today.

In this way, tomorrow is Halloween, and this year flies by so quickly.

I started to move around again, wondering if I could ask Lu Bei out to do something tomorrow.

After all, that's how we lick dogs. We should pay close attention to all the festivals that we have never heard of or heard of, so as to actively pay tribute to the male god and increase our sense of presence.

I still remember last year's Halloween, I was forced to follow Lu Bei too.

Note that it is with him, not with him.

There is the only bar in front of our school, and the group of people who usually like to play will go to have a few drinks when they are free.I just entered the school last year. People from the countryside can see everything new when they come to the city. My roommates are also honest children. They are full of curiosity about the neighborhood and want to see it, but they have always been ruthless.

So taking advantage of Halloween, I heard that there was a make-up and cross-dressing event, and the four of us gathered together to see it together.

Li Houer got four tickets, Wang Gorilla invested a little more money, Liu Xiong bought some snacks, and I geared up to use the dormitory fee to order four sets of costume uniforms, Spiderman, Batman, Superman and Sailor Moon .

In fact, I made this Sailor Moon according to Liu Xiong's size. He has a thick back and a waist, so wearing this suit must have a special flavor!

In the end, I didn't expect that I was the person at the bottom of the food chain in the dormitory with thin arms and legs. The three of them pressed me on the table and forced me to change into a uniform.

The gorilla Wang was so excited to see my delicate and charming appearance, and bought a yellow-haired double ponytail wig for the seller to send it over.

So the big man in women's clothing, Comrade Gou Tiangou, can be regarded as doing all of this.

It's the first time I've worn a girl's skirt when I'm so big, it's very twisted, especially when it feels chilly underneath.

Liu Xiong pinched my face: "But let's not talk about it, Gouzi, you still look decent in this outfit." He smacked his mouth: "Unfortunately, I should put on some makeup for you to make it even more exciting. "

I knocked off his hand: "Fuck you! I would rather die than obey!"

Our group of people dressed in strange clothes rushed to the bar in a mighty way, only to find out that there are not many people who have changed their clothes seriously, most of them are wearing rabbit ears and a mask, and then draw a special casual makeup.

So when I stood in the crowd in white stockings and a big red bow, I looked serious and funny.

Damn, no matter who sees this scene, the four honestly disguised people standing together are too stupid, we looked at each other for a moment, and immediately dispersed.

Avoiding everyone's eyes, I took a bottle of beer and wandered around the bar, rejecting one after another jokingly asking for a group photo.

As I was walking, I actually saw Lu Bei.

He was in a corner of the bar, surrounded by a group of men and women.Looking closer, he is putting on makeup.

It's makeup, but it's more like his random graffiti, making a mess here and there.It can only be said that the person next to him may have sacrificed his face to use him as a drawing board because he was greedy for his beauty.

I hesitated for a while outside the crowd.On the one hand, I also want to be approached by the male god, hold my face and draw two strokes, on the other hand, I don't want him to see me wearing this outfit.

After a long time, I mustered up the courage to squeeze in: "I have to queue too."

Lu Bei turned his head to look at me, his eyes lit up: "Come on, sit down. I'll make this painting for you when I'm done."

So I obediently sat aside, watched him take a brush and daubed a few strokes casually, then patted the person in front of me: "End, next one."

I lifted my skirt and sat in front of him, very close to him.

"What do you want to draw?" he asked.

I said, "You can just draw me a red face and a mustache, that kind of little Japanese makeup."

It made Lu Bei amused: "How can it be, your uniform will be wasted."

I said, "Do you know how to put on decent makeup?"

Lu Bei smiled "hehe" and said, "No." He scratched his head and said, "But, I've been painting all night today, and it's quite handy. I can work hard and make it more beautiful for you."

He raised my chin, clumsily pinched the makeup sponge with three fingers, squeezed a little BB, and wiped it on my face.

"What's next?" he asked the boy next to him.

The person next to him seemed to be his boyfriend at the time. He listened, found a video of a makeup tutorial, and held it up for him: "Here, draw eyebrows."

Lu Bei leaned forward, almost touching me, his eyes were focused and clear, staring at my face, his nose was straight, I felt that the tip of his nose would touch me.

I calmly inhaled the air exhaled by him in front of me little by little.

"You have nice eyebrows." Lu Bei asked the person next to him, "Is there something that draws eyebrows?"

A girl handed him an eyebrow pencil.

"Thanks." He held it in his hand and looked at it for a long time, then lifted it up as if holding a chalk: "I'll paint it casually."

He gestured a few times in vain before making a move.

He smelled really good, besides the smell of alcohol and the stale air in the bar, there was also an inexplicable smell of oranges.

I moved forward quietly, wanting to hear more, but he stopped me: "Don't move around, I'll melt it for you later."

So I could only freeze and dare not move.

Lu Bei took a very long time to be transformed. He was impatient with waiting for his partner, so he got angry and took his arm and acted coquettishly: "Why are you so serious? Let him make do with it. Draw me a few more times." Well!"

I was taken aback for a moment, and wanted to get up in panic: "I've wasted your time...then you can melt it."

But Lu Bei shook off his hands impatiently, and said coldly, "I haven't finished it yet, so you just stay there, do you know what first come, first served?"

Now, the boy was annoyed, he groaned and stamped his feet, and ran away.

I panicked and asked, "Are you okay? Go and have a look."

Lu Bei didn't take it seriously: "He just has that temper, so don't talk to him."

He watched the video: "The last thing is...to melt the mouth."

This is fine, he picked up a stick of lipstick, lifted my chin up and up, and wiped it from left to right.

The lights in the bar were dim, and we had ambiguous poses.

For a moment, I thought it was his kiss that was delicately brushed against my lips.

My throat was dry and my Adam's apple moved.

I almost lost my mind and wanted to ask him.

Can I kiss you?