Deep Cabinet Licking Dog Diary

Sunny Monday, November [-]

I didn't make an appointment with Lu Bei on Halloween, and the photos he posted seemed to be spent with a new partner.

within reason.

I sat by the window of the dormitory and leaned on the railing, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and felt sad.

I haven't seen Lu Bei for more than a month... I almost forgot what he looks like.

I miss him so much.

So this also strengthened my determination to share the rent with him.

Sold all my beloved little patina cars! !Although I only earned dozens of yuan, it's better than nothing!

Regardless of whether it is the mountains of swords and the sea of ​​fire or the end of the world, I will try my best to be Lu Bei's roommate! ! !

However, I heard people say that renting a house outside usually requires one payment and three deposits, so I have to make up 5200 first.

Alas, five thousand and two can't be avoided.

No matter how hard I worked part-time, I couldn't get this huge sum of money in a short time.

In the end, I thought about it for a long time, and finally sent a message to my dad: Dad, money is tight recently, where is my lucky money?Give some living expenses.

Li Hou in our dormitory loves to talk and make new things.Recently, he has been thinking about being a short video blogger.

Let me tell you, your unphotogenic face makes people feel embarrassed when they see you.

Li Hou plausibly said that his clever little head and wonderful planning ideas are more effective than a hundred beautiful but superficial faces.

I touched my pretty face and expressed my disapproval.

Another busy day today.In the morning, our whole dormitory was pulled out by Li Hou to shoot short videos, and in the afternoon I went to work again, and I kept going.

At first I was reluctant to shoot videos, mainly because I was embarrassed. I have no experience in front of the camera, and I always feel a little uncomfortable.

So I said, "I don't."

Then Li Hou said, "I'll treat you at noon. Dongmen crayfish."

So I said, "That's good."

His plan this time is a non-moving challenge that has been rotten on the street before. It is to play some videos of Douyin beauties shaking their heads and tails, and test the reactions of the four of us at the scene.

This kind of plan is lsp!It's lsp!

For the sake of authenticity and the effect of the program, he also spent a huge sum of money to buy a medical heartbeat detector, preparing to record the moment when our "serious people" showed their true colors.

Wang Gorilla and Liu Xiong are naturally gearing up to try it out, but I am secretly worried.

If I, an honest kid, don't get excited when I see a beautiful woman, but instead make them doubt my sexual orientation, then what should I do.

But I was pushed shoulder to shoulder by them and walked to the edge of the playground. Beside an artificial stinky pool called "Qingqu" in our school with excellent scenery and brilliant light, everyone sat down, set up their mobile phones, and prepared to shoot.

In fact, let alone, although Li Houer usually looks messy, there is really nothing to say about his aesthetics.The dy girls in the material he was looking for not only have Internet celebrity faces with good looks, but also many different types with their own characteristics.

For example, Liu Xiong's amazing sister now looks exactly like Kanna Hashimoto!His little black face was purplish due to flushing, and it was true at first glance, his heartbeat was one hundred and three.

After a while, there was a girl who looked like a little dragon girl. Wang Baboon jumped up and down excitedly when he saw it, and his heartbeat soared to [-].

After a while, this, this, this is Pei Xiuzhi's Chinese intelligence!Li Hou'er's heartbeat was one hundred and four, and he covered his face with tears in his eyes.

Draw the knife!Friends!

Coupled with the effect of the program, the three of them were about to fight.

but me……

I took a sneak peek at my steady heartbeat at 65 beats per minute, secretly a little anxious.

How can this be done.

While they weren't looking, I tried to pinch my arm to increase the excitement, and it turned out, hey, finally, it's seventy.

They also discovered this embarrassing fact.

Li Houer looked at me with his arms akimbo and questioned me, "What's the matter, you dog? Why don't you feel attracted to any of the fat and thin sisters?"

I smiled awkwardly: "Um, maybe, I like sister's style."

Li Hou'er didn't believe in evil, and said: "Then I'll find you some more sisters to see!"

He was easy to find, and found all kinds of domineering beauties, and some of them even looked a bit like S.

And after I finished watching, my heartbeat was 85.

I guess the extra fifteen strokes were because I was worried that they would find out that I like men, and I was nervous.

Liu Xiong got excited and kept urging him: "Show him the man!! ""Look at his reaction!"

In fact, it was just a joke, but I was really really scared.

As soon as I said it, Li Hou pressed me in place and forced me to look at several handsome guys, such as close-ups of abdominal muscles, collarbones, and bubble sounds.

I was sweating profusely from my forehead, and my heartbeat remained at around ninety.

At the same time, he waved his hands and pretended to be a gesture: "Why are you doing this!! Something is wrong with you! The more you do this, the more uncomfortable I will be. No matter how fast my heart beats!"

Seeing my pity, Baboon Wang chimed in and said, "Indeed, I would also be nervous when I say this to the camera. If you don't believe me, if you come to test me, I'm sure I can jump too fast."

While the four of us were entangled and tugging, through the gaps in their arms, I suddenly saw a familiar figure flashing past in the distance!

I froze, almost stopped breathing.Was it Lu Bei just now?

At this time, Liu Xiong suddenly shouted: "Look! Fuck! The dog's heartbeat is one hundred and sixteen!"

"What??" "What's going on??"

They looked as far as I could see, and just in time, a big-breasted sister ran over, bringing a burst of fragrance, and spreading it on us wretched, stinky men.

The three of them laughed loudly: "Our dog likes this one!"

"It turns out that just watching videos can't arouse his sexual arousal! You have to watch him in real life!"

I said haha: "Maybe, maybe so."

While stretching his neck to look for it, the figure that resembled Lu Bei had already blended into the crowd and disappeared.

……

When I was working part-time at night, I finally saw Lu Bei in person.Followed a schoolboy to buy milk tea.

He asked for an iced cocoa, and he ordered a cup of "the matcha red bean you usually like to drink".When scanning the QR code to pay, he looked up at me.

Seeing it was me, he was stunned for a moment, Lu Bei's eyes dodged for a moment, and he immediately smiled frankly.

"At work?" he asked.

I typed his receipt, handed it to him, and snorted: "Migrant worker, the spirit of migrant workers! Migrant workers are all masters!"

Lu Bei smiled: "That's hard work."

The movement of my hands paused: "I should do it."

After handing him the milk tea, Lu Bei thanked him softly, then grabbed his junior by the hand, and was about to leave without looking back.

Seeing his back leaving quickly, I suddenly became determined.

Isn't this the original me and him?

I know that Lu Bei is having a hot fight with some new elementary school boys again.I have a few friends of my juniors, and I can often see them interacting wildly in the circle of friends.

They spend more time together, chatting, going out to play, and getting used to each other's existence, Lu Bei will naturally have a good impression of them.

Then, they would keep becoming Lu Bei's next and next boyfriends.

Just like me back then.

So habits can be replaced.

But love cannot.

"Hey, wait! Senior." I stopped Lu Bei: "Well, has your roommate found a suitable person?"

"not yet."

"Then I'll share the rent with you. I'm serious."

He was a little surprised that I said this suddenly, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Are you sure?"

I nodded: "I'm sure."

Lu Bei fell silent, and he didn't even look at the elementary school boy next to him talking to him again.

Finally told me: "Okay. I see."

When I got off work and returned to the dormitory, I sent Lu Bei a red envelope, no more, no less, exactly 22, with "milk tea money" marked on it.

He accepted it, and then replied hypocritically: "If you do this again, I won't buy from you next time."

I said: "Don't mind, take it. I told you before, as long as you come to the place where I work part-time, you don't need money."

Even though it was only 22 yuan, it was already worth my wages for two hours.

But I told Lu Bei: "I promised you, I will never break my promise."

This time Lu Bei's "typing" flashed for a long time, and finally I finally waited for his reply.

There are only a few words: "Oh, little Tian'er."