is this marriage

"Oh, married... No! Aren't you the boss of our cub? Isn't that Hongtu's spendthrift prince? Why did you come to share that poor second-bedroom with us?"

Gao Da tried his best to conceal the reluctance in his eyes, and cautiously asked Zhong Ye questions with humble hopes.

"Are you aggrieved by living in my two-bedroom apartment of more than 100 square meters?"

Jiang Yuluo silently complained that it was the lifelong long-cherished wish of a miserable worker to be able to buy a hardcover two-bedroom apartment in a prime location where every inch of land was expensive.

"You can live with me at home." Zhong Ye glanced at Gundam, and then returned to Jiang Yuluo, "The Hong family's villa is a 30-minute drive from Hongtu headquarters, and a two-hour walk. ’ If you want to get up at five every morning and walk to work, I’m fine with that.”

"You didn't always get up at five o'clock before, did you?"

Jiang Yuluo opened his mouth wide. He remembered that Zhong Ye didn't know how to drive, and he didn't let the driver pick him up. This lunatic seemed to have more than a few brain problems. Jiang Yuluo swallowed, and secretly made a prediction: Zhong Ye seems to have no brains. .

"Going from my bedroom to my office takes me a blink of an eye."

Zhong Ye seemed to see Jiang Yuluo's thoughts through Jiang Yuluo's eyes, and explained it lightly.

"Then may I ask if you, the great living Zhong Kui, can bring a young man who is not too heavy by the way when he goes to work?"

Jiang Yuluo blinked and blinked, but was coldly rejected by Zhong Ye.Zhong Ye almost didn't look at him, the old man who counts his age in hundreds here calls himself "young man", which makes people get goosebumps.

Although Gundam had strong dissatisfaction, under the persuasion of No. [-] Counselor Jiang Yuluo and No. [-] Counselor Suan Lian'er, she finally chose to compromise based on the principle of saving her life.

So on the same day, under Zhong Ye's "compulsory" suggestion, the dzi beads where Gundam lived were moved from the living room into the storage room on the grounds that "evil and evil attract ghosts". In a low voice, he scolded Zhong Yegong for revenge.

The trio of aborigines were originally worried that the new boss would make things difficult for them, but they didn't expect Jiang Yuluo to end up alone in the vacant room on the first night of cohabitation.

"...So, what's the situation?"

Jiang Yuluo crossed his hands between his brows, sat at the dining table and looked sadly at the marriage agreement on the table, on which his signature was not dry yet.

"Wang."

Suanbian hid in his nest and gave a cry to indicate his survival.

"The situation is that your husband left you and went back to his hometown on your wedding night."

Gundam's range of activities is limited by the boarding objects, so he can only poke half of his head out of the storage room with his hands folded, "Young man, flash marriage is not a good thing, your hell life is about to begin. Why did you just sign the contract?" I missed that word!"

"With the knife resting on my neck, do you think I dare not sign it... Besides, why is he my husband?"

"Hmm, intuition?"

Gao Da frowned and thought for a while, but he couldn't say one, two, three, he could only say that it was all intuition.

"Married couples are hypocritical, but it is true to live by hugging his thighs,"

Jiang Yuluo gradually made psychological hints for himself, relaxed his mind and took a sip of the still steaming buckwheat tea, "So there is no need to separate husbands and wives. A good young man of doctrine, even if he jumps from here, he won't become someone else's wife."

"We jumped out of the balcony to escape for our lives not once or twice..."

After thinking about it, Gao Da kept his mouth shut, afraid of breaking the weak psychological construction that Jiang Yuluo had built up with great difficulty.

"... Forget it, I'll make the bed in the guest room for him."

Jiang Yuluo decided to find something to do for herself, lest she would be depressed just looking at the marriage agreement that she had sold herself.

"Ding-dong-"

Jiang Yuluo was stunned for a moment when the doorbell rang in the apartment that no one cared about. He had no relatives and no friends. Who would come to him at this time?

"Hello, who are you looking for?"

Jiang Yuluo asked, but no one answered for a long time outside the door.

He opened the peephole and looked out of the house, only to see that there was no one in the corridor, only a white document was neatly placed in front of the door.

"what?"

Wanting to watch the excitement, Gundam stretched his neck and watched Jiang Yuluo open the door to bring in the document. Even the garlic cloves pricked up their ears, smelling the strong smell of the underworld on this document.

"Is this a... ticket?"

Jiang Yuluo almost wondered if he had never learned Chinese before. After reading it several times, he read out the handwriting on the document suspiciously:

“您的大型地狱犬编号Z-0001于2020年12月12日在混沌界出口路地段因行驶超过规定时速20%的违法行为被冥府交通技术监测设备记录，处以500000冥币或换算人民币300元处罚，请及时接受处理。”

"Wow, is Hades so efficient? The ticket for what happened just now will send you here immediately. It seems that you are aiming for KPI at the end of the year."

As an old underworld ghost with certain life experience, Gundam patiently shared with Jiang Yuluo how to deal with the ticket, "Just send money to the account noted below within five working days, otherwise this hellhound numbered Z-0001 You will be banned from running for a month."

"Fucking crazy."

Jiang Yuluo, who has always been calm and calm, extremely receptive, and extremely tolerant of living and non-living, living and dead things, finally couldn't help but curse.

At the same time, another agreement that was exactly the same as that left in Jiang Yuluo's hands was brought back to the Underworld by Zhong Ye, in Meng Zhoulian's Bamboo Forest Garden.

The teapot where Chuxue was used to cook Manzhushahua was bubbling and bubbling. Zhong Ye sat across from Meng Zhoulian, watching him with disgust as he lifted the lid of the pot and threw two scorpion fingernails into it.

"Would you like a drink?"

Meng Zhoulian was still holding a long smoke in his hand, and slowly exhaled a mouthful of white mist, the red mole in front of his eyes was transpired by the mist to become more seductive, like a red plum petal falling in the white snow.

"I never drank the things you cooked since I was a child."

Zhong Ye covered the teacup in front of him and shook his head firmly.

"I thought your taste would change a little after going to the human world for a period of time."

Meng Zhoulian said regretfully, "Why, did you encounter any difficulties that you couldn't solve when you came back to me this time? Or finally couldn't bear Xiao Jiang's sentence and wanted to use my hand to kill him?"

"The task of protecting him is going well," Zhong Ye said as he took out the marriage agreement with Jiang Yuluo's name from his pocket, and pushed it in front of Meng Zhoulian with a bit of bragging.

His little uncle had previously provoked him by saying that it was absolutely impossible for him to complete this curse with Jiang Yuluo. If he didn't make a special trip to slap Meng Zhoulian in the face and prove that he was stronger than Jiang Juan, he would be sorry for his weird self-esteem.

"what?"

Meng Zhoulian disturbed the tea mist and narrowed his eyes to look at the thing that Zhong Ye pushed, "Married... cough, cough, you, you and Jiang Yuluo, is that Jiang Yuluo married?"

Even Zhong Ye, who was brought up by Meng Zhoulian's side since he was a child, was the first time he saw him choking on tea in such a gaffe.

"My little uncle's suggestion at the beginning was very useful,"

Zhong Ye said straightly, "From now on, I have legitimate reasons to keep him by my side, and I don't need to worry about him running around. I think it will save a lot of effort, and it will also be convenient for me to continue to investigate the matter of Chen Mo Hell."

"Chen Mo hell..."

Meng Zhoulian took a shallow puff of tobacco, "It's time to check it out. That brat Jiang Yuluo took Chen Mo Hell so seriously back then, so he must have hidden a lot of dirt."

"If there is really Jiang Yuluo playing tricks in it, I will definitely not let him go."

"Heh... But why did you only get a paper agreement? Didn't I tell you that you need something called a 'marriage certificate' to count?"

Meng Zhoulian knocked on the white paper on the table with his cigarette pocket, and decided to stop telling Zhong Ye the true meaning of marriage when the matter was over, lest he recall what he had done in the middle of the night. have nightmares.

"The current human world does not allow species of the same sex to apply for a marriage certificate."

Zhong Ye shook his head, thinking that in order to get the certificate before the Civil Affairs Bureau got off work, he seemed to have gone too fast, but when he arrived at the bureau, he was told that he and Jiang Yuluo's marriage certificate could not be processed.

"It's boring."

Meng Zhoulian snorted, "Speaking of not letting Jiang Juan go, with this 'marriage' curse in hand, he may provide you with a lot of convenience and novel ways to disgust you."

"?"

Puzzled, Zhong Ye turned his attention from the soaked finger in Meng Zhoulian's cup to Meng Zhoulian himself.

"Humans are actually the best at cursing. I happen to have a copy of "How to Be a Qualified Husband." he."

As Meng Zhoulian's voice faded away, the white mist gushing out of the teacup condensed into an old book with half its cover missing.

"husband?"

Zhong Ye hesitated to accept this "treasure book". Although Jiang Yuluo was irritating, he was not intolerable. Known for its insidiousness and strange evil.

"Referring to you who are dominant in the 'marriage' curse."

(Note*The "dominant position" here only refers to Zhong Ye here, and does not mean that the "husband" has a status advantage in marriage.)

"Then what should Jiang Yuluo's status be called?"

"Well, you should call him your 'wife' from now on."

Meng Zhoulian almost couldn't help laughing out loud in the middle of his speech. Thinking of Jiang Yuluo's expression when Zhong Ye forced him to agree to get married, and when Zhong Ye recognized him as his wife, he couldn't wait to laugh out loud. .

Tell you, the nasty Jiang Yuluo, to help the old Hades find fault with me every day, hum.

"Okay, depending on the time, it's time for you to go to work in the human world. Don't delay your life in the human world just because you chat with me about the house."

After Meng Zhoulian said that, he got up to see off the guests, and Zhong Ye asked Zhong Ye to take the book "How to Be a Qualified Husband" in his arms back to the human world.

After Zhong Ye was half-chased and half-asked to be sent away by him, the sound of the wind in the bamboo grove was heard, and a man in silver and white clothes opened the door curtain, and walked out of Meng Zhoulian's house on dry and broken bamboo leaves:

"Master Meng, can we continue our game?"

"Of course, Lord Baisha has kept you waiting."

Meng Zhoulian extinguished the fire under the teapot, got up and flicked the ash, and walked into the room with his sleeves flung. On the wooden table in the room was a game of Go that had just reached the middle.

"The relationship between Mr. Meng and Mr. Zhong is still as good as ever. It's just that now Mr. Yan has lost Judge Jiang, and seeing your uncle and nephew so close, I'm afraid I'll be envious."

The man in white smiled, and slowly dropped a sunspot.

"Why did Jiang Juan fall into the Styx River and lost his memory? I think no one knows better than the old man Yan Wang."

Meng Zhou Lian cut off his son, forcing Bai Sha to a dead end.

"My mother-in-law Meng won't participate in these pickles, but if you dare to put your mind on Zhong Ye's head,"

The surrounded black chess made by Yunzi suddenly turned into cold ashes, and Meng Zhou smiled lazily:

"Touch him and ruin your game of chess."