is this marriage
Chapter 17 Jiang Pan's Hair Is So Touchable
"Master Meng is too serious."
Bai Sha quickly suppressed the astonishment in his eyes, and threw two pieces on the chessboard, "My lord's chess skills are still so superb, I lost this game."
"Nonsense, I brought Go from the human world to the underworld, how can I let you half-asses win?"
Granny Meng poured tea with a flick of her sleeve, and looked at Baisha with great interest, "Jiang Yuluo won't be back for a while, have you found someone you like for the first judge?"
"Master Jiang is the first judge in the ages. The judge is the first judge. Human life is only a few decades. Heisha and I have worked hard to get through these days. There is no need to choose a new first judge, so as not to save Jiang in the future. It’s an embarrassing scene when the adults come back.”
"Since the old man Yama couldn't let it go, why did he take such a risk in the first place? Jiang judged this move, and you old Yama played very badly," Meng Zhoulian teased. Baisha was respectful from the beginning to the end. It's rare for him to just smile when he scolds all the ghosts, idiots, and idiots for their heavy responsibility:
"His Royal Highness loves Jiang Pan from the bottom of his heart. Recently, he often wakes up at night chanting Jiang Pan's name. If Jiang Pan hadn't lost his sense of propriety, no one would want to see such a situation."
"Ha, go back and tell Old Man Yan at ease. I won't talk too much about these trivial matters. Zhong Ye is an upright person, and he won't take action against Jiang Yuluo."
Meng Zhoulian felt tired from chatting, and was about to see off the guests with his arms propped on his chin. Baisha knew his temper well, so he stopped talking, and talked to him politely for a long time before taking him with him. The pale top hat left.
"Is the river raining..."
Meng Zhoulian pointed at the table with his fingers, and pursed his lips lightly, "I'm really curious about what Jiang Pan looks like now, and he actually agreed to 'marry' Zhong Ye."
It was nearly dawn when Zhong Ye returned to Jiang Yuluo's proud [-]-square-meter two-bedroom apartment. He reckoned that Jiang Yuluo must be sleeping soundly. Who would have thought that when he entered the door, the entrance and the living room would be wide open. lamp.
"Are you having fun? Zhong, Lao, Ban?"
Jiang Yuluo sat on the sofa with a smile on her face, holding a cup of evening tea, and there was a trace of Jiang Juan's harsh words and provocations in the hall.
He has always been crazy, Zhong Ye thought, not only him, but the officials with longer experience in Hades Palace have become accustomed to Jiang Yuluo's frivolity and arrogance, this guy stepped in the main hall more than once to join him The ghost who originally raised his opinion was talking nonsense, otherwise the evaluation of him would not be so polarized, and those who hated him wished that his body would be broken into pieces.
At that time, Jiang Pan was wearing a black cloak embroidered with silver paulownia, and his sharkskin boots were lightly rolled in the hands of ghost guards. His delicate and young face was full of murderous intent, but he would deliberately bend his eyebrows and eyes to look kind. And beautiful, she smiled and asked the ghost who wanted to sue him,
"Finding faults, right? Go to your family's ancestral hall and kneel and ask about the ideas you have accumulated for generations. Small family background, but I can't afford to provoke me, Jiang Yuluo."
Afterwards, the old officials often mentioned this matter when they were drinking, and everyone looked away with disgust, and everyone secretly scolded him for being ignorant, crazy and treacherous, only Zhong Ye never expressed his opinion.
"Dazed again?"
Jiang Yuluo threw a pillow at Zhong Ye who was standing at the door, with a pair of huge dark circles hanging from his eyes, his brain was almost convulsed with anger, Zhong Ye raised his hand to catch the pillow, and walked into the room:
"Don't you never get up before eight o'clock?"
"That's because I'm asleep. Thanks to you, I didn't close my eyes at all tonight."
"Another evil spirit came to disturb you?"
Zhong Ye blinked, and after the incident with the matchmaker, he realized that Jiang Yuluo is actually afraid of ghosts, "Are you so scared that you can't sleep?"
"I'm so angry that I can't sleep, okay?"
Jiang Yuluo slapped the speeding ticket he had received earlier on Zhong Ye's shoulder, "Although our relationship is very slippery and there is no real marriage, you will not return at night after I sign it And then sent the ticket to my house, isn't it too inhumane?"
"I'm not human..."
"I see that you are not only inhuman, you are neither human nor ghost."
Seeing that Jiang Yuluo was so angry that he looked like a hamster with a mouth full of pine nuts, Zhong Ye released the final trick to lure Jiang Yuluo based on what he knew about Jiang Yuluo these days:
"Tomorrow I will grant you a day off with pay."
"It's a word."
Jiang Yuluo's eyes lit up immediately when he heard the sound, and he sat up with a "swoosh", "That's right, otherwise I would not get any benefits from marrying you in a daze."
"Saving you from being torn apart by the chaotic ghosts outside is the biggest benefit you can get."
"Actually, I'm not as afraid of death as you think, okay. The big deal is to burn a bowl of Meng Po and start a new life. Next time I reincarnate, I will be more precise and try not to be a social animal."
"They all want you to fly out of your wits and never be reborn."
"...Why?"
Jiang Yuluo said indignantly, "Is it because I'm handsome? Is it because I don't work overtime?"
"..."
Zhong Ye didn't know how to explain to Jiang Yuluo at [-]:[-]. He actually thought about telling him directly because you are actually an old bastard who does all kinds of evil and makes enemies everywhere, but Jiang Yuluo looked at him curiously with clear and innocent eyes At that time, he gave up this idea, and instead just patted Jiang Yuluo on the head,
"I'll protect you anyway."
"you……"
Jiang Yuluo had never been touched on the head by a living person before, and his brain froze for a while. He didn't know how to deal with this situation, so he could only freeze his body and blink his eyes, waiting for Zhong Ye to continue.
If you let him know that this is Zhong Ye's instinct to care for the weak, just like people want to touch a cat, move when they see a dog, and run when they see a goose, he will definitely slap him opened his hands.
"what--"
Before Zhong Ye could speak, Jiang Yuluo yawned uncontrollably, and was about to get up and go back to the room. Unexpectedly, the drowsiness came so violently that he fell straight on the back of the sofa and fell into a deep sleep.
"Jiang Yuluo?"
Zhong Ye looked in disbelief at Jiang Yuluo who fell asleep in a second, and couldn't help but rubbed his hair again.
Is it because of this human body, or because Jiang Pan, who has lost his memory, is like this. He feels that Jiang Yuluo's hair is very soft, and it is very relaxing to rub.
After throwing Jiang Yuluo on the bed, Zhong Ye took out Jiang Yuluo's favorite pillow as a backrest on his own initiative, sat at his dining table and began to carefully read the book that Meng Zhoulian taught him. A qualified husband.
When he was in Mohaitang back then, Zhong Ye was known for his extraordinary talent. He learned everything faster than others, so learning how to be a husband was no problem at all. In just a few hours from dawn to dawn, he had already watched I took half of the book to go.
The result was that when Jiang Yuluo rolled off the bed in a daze, he could smell the aroma of food coming from the restaurant.
"Brother, are you finally awake?"
Hearing the sound, Gao Da poked his head out of the storage room and handed Jiang Yuluo the note left by Zhong Ye before going to work with a face full of horror, "I'm afraid you are not married to Zhong Kui, but to a conch girl. "
"What do you mean?"
Jiang Yuluo took the note while pressing down the dull hair on his head. When he saw the writing on it, his hair stood up all over his body, and his expression became as frightened as Gundam.
On the card sprayed with light fragrance, Zhong Ye's small characters used to draw symbols were written like gourds:
“Remember to eat on time”
There was nothing wrong with the sentence itself, what surprised them both was the crooked heart drawn in the lower right corner.
"Cub, he doesn't really love you, does he...?"
Gao Da swallowed, pulled the already petrified Jiang Yuluo to sit at the dining table, and pushed the breakfast that Zhong Ye bought home in the morning to him.
"impossible."
Jiang Yuluo's eyes were dazed, and it took him a full two seconds to accept the critical blow in front of him, "Zhong Ye will have cerebral palsy for a while, let's take it easy."
Before the steaming meat buns could be fed into his mouth, the doorbell suddenly rang.
Gundam and Jiang Yuluo were both taken aback, looking at each other in blank dismay.
"That crazy person won't get another ticket, will he?"
Jiang Yuluo kicked his slippers unhappily and went to open the door, "Let me see why this time? Did you run a red light? Does Zhong Ye, who has cerebral palsy, actually ride a dog to work?"
"Hi, Doctor Xiaojiang."
The man outside the door had long hair tied up, and his whole body exuded nobility, his eyebrows and eyes were so beautiful that even Jiang Yuluo couldn't breathe, and Gao Da was bleeding directly from the nose, and couldn't speak with tears streaming down his face.
What was impressive was that the man had a red mole under his eyes, which made Jiang Yuluo feel for a moment that the person in front of him did not belong to the world.
"excuse me, you are?"
Jiang Yuluo held the doorknob vigilantly.
"Oh, didn't Zhong Ye tell you?"
Meng Zhoulian smiled, and a layer of approachability and gentleness was added to the stunning beauty, "I raised this child. I heard that he is married, so I want to come and see it."
"...??"
It took Jiang Yuluo a lot of effort to resist the urge to let him hit the door directly, and Gao Da still watched the fun and leaned into his ear: "Hey, are you seeing your mother-in-law?"
Bai Sha quickly suppressed the astonishment in his eyes, and threw two pieces on the chessboard, "My lord's chess skills are still so superb, I lost this game."
"Nonsense, I brought Go from the human world to the underworld, how can I let you half-asses win?"
Granny Meng poured tea with a flick of her sleeve, and looked at Baisha with great interest, "Jiang Yuluo won't be back for a while, have you found someone you like for the first judge?"
"Master Jiang is the first judge in the ages. The judge is the first judge. Human life is only a few decades. Heisha and I have worked hard to get through these days. There is no need to choose a new first judge, so as not to save Jiang in the future. It’s an embarrassing scene when the adults come back.”
"Since the old man Yama couldn't let it go, why did he take such a risk in the first place? Jiang judged this move, and you old Yama played very badly," Meng Zhoulian teased. Baisha was respectful from the beginning to the end. It's rare for him to just smile when he scolds all the ghosts, idiots, and idiots for their heavy responsibility:
"His Royal Highness loves Jiang Pan from the bottom of his heart. Recently, he often wakes up at night chanting Jiang Pan's name. If Jiang Pan hadn't lost his sense of propriety, no one would want to see such a situation."
"Ha, go back and tell Old Man Yan at ease. I won't talk too much about these trivial matters. Zhong Ye is an upright person, and he won't take action against Jiang Yuluo."
Meng Zhoulian felt tired from chatting, and was about to see off the guests with his arms propped on his chin. Baisha knew his temper well, so he stopped talking, and talked to him politely for a long time before taking him with him. The pale top hat left.
"Is the river raining..."
Meng Zhoulian pointed at the table with his fingers, and pursed his lips lightly, "I'm really curious about what Jiang Pan looks like now, and he actually agreed to 'marry' Zhong Ye."
It was nearly dawn when Zhong Ye returned to Jiang Yuluo's proud [-]-square-meter two-bedroom apartment. He reckoned that Jiang Yuluo must be sleeping soundly. Who would have thought that when he entered the door, the entrance and the living room would be wide open. lamp.
"Are you having fun? Zhong, Lao, Ban?"
Jiang Yuluo sat on the sofa with a smile on her face, holding a cup of evening tea, and there was a trace of Jiang Juan's harsh words and provocations in the hall.
He has always been crazy, Zhong Ye thought, not only him, but the officials with longer experience in Hades Palace have become accustomed to Jiang Yuluo's frivolity and arrogance, this guy stepped in the main hall more than once to join him The ghost who originally raised his opinion was talking nonsense, otherwise the evaluation of him would not be so polarized, and those who hated him wished that his body would be broken into pieces.
At that time, Jiang Pan was wearing a black cloak embroidered with silver paulownia, and his sharkskin boots were lightly rolled in the hands of ghost guards. His delicate and young face was full of murderous intent, but he would deliberately bend his eyebrows and eyes to look kind. And beautiful, she smiled and asked the ghost who wanted to sue him,
"Finding faults, right? Go to your family's ancestral hall and kneel and ask about the ideas you have accumulated for generations. Small family background, but I can't afford to provoke me, Jiang Yuluo."
Afterwards, the old officials often mentioned this matter when they were drinking, and everyone looked away with disgust, and everyone secretly scolded him for being ignorant, crazy and treacherous, only Zhong Ye never expressed his opinion.
"Dazed again?"
Jiang Yuluo threw a pillow at Zhong Ye who was standing at the door, with a pair of huge dark circles hanging from his eyes, his brain was almost convulsed with anger, Zhong Ye raised his hand to catch the pillow, and walked into the room:
"Don't you never get up before eight o'clock?"
"That's because I'm asleep. Thanks to you, I didn't close my eyes at all tonight."
"Another evil spirit came to disturb you?"
Zhong Ye blinked, and after the incident with the matchmaker, he realized that Jiang Yuluo is actually afraid of ghosts, "Are you so scared that you can't sleep?"
"I'm so angry that I can't sleep, okay?"
Jiang Yuluo slapped the speeding ticket he had received earlier on Zhong Ye's shoulder, "Although our relationship is very slippery and there is no real marriage, you will not return at night after I sign it And then sent the ticket to my house, isn't it too inhumane?"
"I'm not human..."
"I see that you are not only inhuman, you are neither human nor ghost."
Seeing that Jiang Yuluo was so angry that he looked like a hamster with a mouth full of pine nuts, Zhong Ye released the final trick to lure Jiang Yuluo based on what he knew about Jiang Yuluo these days:
"Tomorrow I will grant you a day off with pay."
"It's a word."
Jiang Yuluo's eyes lit up immediately when he heard the sound, and he sat up with a "swoosh", "That's right, otherwise I would not get any benefits from marrying you in a daze."
"Saving you from being torn apart by the chaotic ghosts outside is the biggest benefit you can get."
"Actually, I'm not as afraid of death as you think, okay. The big deal is to burn a bowl of Meng Po and start a new life. Next time I reincarnate, I will be more precise and try not to be a social animal."
"They all want you to fly out of your wits and never be reborn."
"...Why?"
Jiang Yuluo said indignantly, "Is it because I'm handsome? Is it because I don't work overtime?"
"..."
Zhong Ye didn't know how to explain to Jiang Yuluo at [-]:[-]. He actually thought about telling him directly because you are actually an old bastard who does all kinds of evil and makes enemies everywhere, but Jiang Yuluo looked at him curiously with clear and innocent eyes At that time, he gave up this idea, and instead just patted Jiang Yuluo on the head,
"I'll protect you anyway."
"you……"
Jiang Yuluo had never been touched on the head by a living person before, and his brain froze for a while. He didn't know how to deal with this situation, so he could only freeze his body and blink his eyes, waiting for Zhong Ye to continue.
If you let him know that this is Zhong Ye's instinct to care for the weak, just like people want to touch a cat, move when they see a dog, and run when they see a goose, he will definitely slap him opened his hands.
"what--"
Before Zhong Ye could speak, Jiang Yuluo yawned uncontrollably, and was about to get up and go back to the room. Unexpectedly, the drowsiness came so violently that he fell straight on the back of the sofa and fell into a deep sleep.
"Jiang Yuluo?"
Zhong Ye looked in disbelief at Jiang Yuluo who fell asleep in a second, and couldn't help but rubbed his hair again.
Is it because of this human body, or because Jiang Pan, who has lost his memory, is like this. He feels that Jiang Yuluo's hair is very soft, and it is very relaxing to rub.
After throwing Jiang Yuluo on the bed, Zhong Ye took out Jiang Yuluo's favorite pillow as a backrest on his own initiative, sat at his dining table and began to carefully read the book that Meng Zhoulian taught him. A qualified husband.
When he was in Mohaitang back then, Zhong Ye was known for his extraordinary talent. He learned everything faster than others, so learning how to be a husband was no problem at all. In just a few hours from dawn to dawn, he had already watched I took half of the book to go.
The result was that when Jiang Yuluo rolled off the bed in a daze, he could smell the aroma of food coming from the restaurant.
"Brother, are you finally awake?"
Hearing the sound, Gao Da poked his head out of the storage room and handed Jiang Yuluo the note left by Zhong Ye before going to work with a face full of horror, "I'm afraid you are not married to Zhong Kui, but to a conch girl. "
"What do you mean?"
Jiang Yuluo took the note while pressing down the dull hair on his head. When he saw the writing on it, his hair stood up all over his body, and his expression became as frightened as Gundam.
On the card sprayed with light fragrance, Zhong Ye's small characters used to draw symbols were written like gourds:
“Remember to eat on time”
There was nothing wrong with the sentence itself, what surprised them both was the crooked heart drawn in the lower right corner.
"Cub, he doesn't really love you, does he...?"
Gao Da swallowed, pulled the already petrified Jiang Yuluo to sit at the dining table, and pushed the breakfast that Zhong Ye bought home in the morning to him.
"impossible."
Jiang Yuluo's eyes were dazed, and it took him a full two seconds to accept the critical blow in front of him, "Zhong Ye will have cerebral palsy for a while, let's take it easy."
Before the steaming meat buns could be fed into his mouth, the doorbell suddenly rang.
Gundam and Jiang Yuluo were both taken aback, looking at each other in blank dismay.
"That crazy person won't get another ticket, will he?"
Jiang Yuluo kicked his slippers unhappily and went to open the door, "Let me see why this time? Did you run a red light? Does Zhong Ye, who has cerebral palsy, actually ride a dog to work?"
"Hi, Doctor Xiaojiang."
The man outside the door had long hair tied up, and his whole body exuded nobility, his eyebrows and eyes were so beautiful that even Jiang Yuluo couldn't breathe, and Gao Da was bleeding directly from the nose, and couldn't speak with tears streaming down his face.
What was impressive was that the man had a red mole under his eyes, which made Jiang Yuluo feel for a moment that the person in front of him did not belong to the world.
"excuse me, you are?"
Jiang Yuluo held the doorknob vigilantly.
"Oh, didn't Zhong Ye tell you?"
Meng Zhoulian smiled, and a layer of approachability and gentleness was added to the stunning beauty, "I raised this child. I heard that he is married, so I want to come and see it."
"...??"
It took Jiang Yuluo a lot of effort to resist the urge to let him hit the door directly, and Gao Da still watched the fun and leaned into his ear: "Hey, are you seeing your mother-in-law?"
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