is this marriage

"But you can come to save me yourself, I didn't expect it,"

Jiang Yuluo paused, unconsciously playing with Zhong Ye's tie, "I'm a little touched when I think about it."

"It's just my job."

Zhong Ye didn't slow down because his tie was being pulled into a flower, and even because of his strides being too big, the wind caused the hem of the coat covering Jiang Yuluo's legs to flip up with the wind, revealing his slight pain from the cold. Red knees.

"In the future, there will only be more and more evil spirits like this, and there won't even be time left for me to save you. If you want to live well, you can only stay by my side."

As Zhong Ye said, he seemed to help Jiang Yuluo cover his legs unintentionally.

"That's why I asked you to teach me some self-defense magic last time. I think that character is pretty good. To tell you the truth, my handwriting is better than yours."

“It has nothing to do with whether the handwriting looks good or not,”

Zhong Ye resolutely refused, "But your handwriting is really good."

"mean."

Jiang Yuluo pouted.

"Don't shake your head, the flowers on your head will fall off."

"Huh? I still have a flower on my head?"

Jiang Yuluo plucked off the gaudy flower ball on top of his head, and with an idea, he slipped it into Zhong Ye's chest pocket, "Gifts are light and affection is heavy, a little flower, to express my gratitude."

"This is the reed flower. The reed that grows in the chaos is hard to find. It can cure all diseases with medicine."

"The last time I saw this was in Plants vs. Zombies."

"Zombie?"

Zhong Ye paused when he heard the sound. Jiang Juan had indeed surrounded hundreds of zombies with one hand, and quelled the storm of corpses with one hand, but this zombie should not appear in Jiang Yuluo's memory now.

"It's Plants vs. Zombies, who beat zombies with peas."

"You mean command tree creatures?"

Zhong Ye tentatively said suspiciously.

"Atheists will not have such supernatural abilities." Jiang Yuluo was speechless, looking at Zhong Ye as if he was looking at the dross abandoned by the times. "This is a stand-alone game."

"..."

Zhong Ye felt ashamed for himself who had just listened carefully to Jiang Yuluo's words, and felt worthless for the ten seconds he had wasted on Jiang Yuluo.

"It's the exit."

They walked for an unknown amount of time, and the white silk cave covered with mucus finally came to an end. Seeing Zhong Ye stepping into the wilderness where the moon was sparse, Jiang Yuluo was blocked in the cave by an invisible wall.

"What's up?"

Jiang Yuluo looked at the red silk thread slowly wrapping around his ankle in surprise, and an ominous premonition gradually rose in his heart.

"Wang!"

Garlic petals anxiously bit Zhong Ye's trousers.

"Did you just pay respects to that mummy in the matchmaker's spell?"

Zhong Ye returned to the cave impatiently, lit a will-o'-the-wisp, and prepared to burn more and more red threads on Jiang Yuluo's legs.

"What the hell, I haven't even bent my back yet, and that damn thing picked me up... What the hell is this? Isn't the matchmaker completely dead?"

"Didn't you see her turn into ashes with your own eyes?"

Zhong Ye looked like he would never let go, and raised a red thread with disgust, "This is a curse formed by her century-old resentment, and it is also the rule of ghost marriage. Since you have been married under her, even if the groom You and the matchmaker are dead, and you can't leave."

"...Do I still have to be a widow?"

Jiang Yuluo twitched the corners of his mouth in displeasure, "Tomorrow I'll buy a man's virtue and burn it for this big brother, oh, sorry, he's gone to ashes. No, I'll make a bond with him! I'm not clean anymore!"

"You still know male virtue."

Zhong Ye taunted that if he could hear the word "virtue" from Jiang Juan who was drunk all day in the Qinlou Chu Pavilion, the old Hades would be very happy to hear it.

Jiang Yuluo kept breaking off the red thread wrapped around his legs to pull him back by himself, and he was so tired that he was out of breath, but the effect was not enough, so he freed his hand and tugged at Zhong Ye's clothes with some dissatisfaction.

"Boss Zhong, are you watching a play?"

"Not a good show,"

Zhong Ye squatted down and grabbed the red thread, "I suddenly had an idea."

"what?"

Jiang Yuluo swallowed unconsciously. For some reason, his intuition told him that Zhong Ye, with cerebral palsy, must be black when cut open.

"Do you want to marry the butcher, or do you want to marry me?"

Zhong Ye said lightly, and could even hear a bit of a smile.

Although that is definitely a sarcasm.

"Can I choose to be single? In fact, not only do I not believe in ghosts and gods, but I also love incompetence. I am a firm atheist and singleist..."

"Then let this staunch atheist and celibate stay in the chaos and spend the rest of his life as a widow."

"No! Don't,"

Seeing that Zhong Ye was really about to leave, Jiang Yuluo hugged his calf tearfully, "Can't we discuss something?"

"You and I are not related, why should I discuss with you?"

Zhong Ye straightened his back, "At least we have to be married to have a relationship."

"Why are you so obsessed with marrying me, a man who has no breasts, no buttocks and only a little bit of beauty!"

Jiang Yuluo hated that iron could not be made into steel, so he gritted his teeth and questioned Zhong Ye.

"The butcher or me?"

However, Zhong Ye remained unmoved, "I'll give you three seconds, if you don't choose me, I'll leave."

"No, don't you think this option is too extreme?"

"Three, two, one..."

"Choose you, choose you! Choose you!"

Jiang Yuluo cursed secretly, "Isn't it okay to choose you!"

"It's almost there."

Zhong Ye bent his lips and laughed. He didn't expect Jiang Pan to be so amusing. No, it should be said that Jiang Pan, who had lost his memory, was so amusing.

"Don't worry about it, brother, if you don't make a move, I will be dragged away by this red line."

Jiang Yuluo held onto Zhong Ye pitifully, kicking his legs indiscriminately, trying to shake off the rope on his leg.

"It's just a little lingering resentment."

Zhong Ye didn't even bother to use spells. With a flick of his fingers, the fiery will-o'-the-wisp avoided Jiang Yuluo, and scuttled along the red line to the depths of the cave, burning the matchmaker's last resentment into ashes.

In an instant, the yang and Qizhe, the dark caves in the caves turned into dust in the air, and everything returned to silence and chaos. The big red flower ball Zisun Chi used to hold the yin marriage was weathered into gray stone in an instant, and it took Jiang Yuluo three seconds to come Accepting this fact, he got up and patted the ashes on his butt, trying to convince himself that this was just a dream again.

It's just that his legs had just been entangled with thin ropes so that their blood supply was insufficient and weak, and they couldn't support his upper body, causing him to lean on Zhong Ye's body impartially with an ouch.

"Legs... a little numb."

"I can tell."

Zhong Ye hugged his arm naturally, "I have a mount, but I don't know if this little thing you raise will be afraid of it."

"You mean Suan Lian? It's okay, we Suan Lian can't do anything else, but he is very courageous, isn't he Suan Lian?"

Jiang Yuluo slapped Garlic's little fat ass while talking.

"Wang!"

Suanban'er let out a groan to express his affirmation, and wagged his short tail at Zhong Ye very dog-leggedly.

Zhong Ye looked at this ignorant and fearless puppy with pity, and wrote a golden seal in the air with one finger. From Jiang Yuluo's perspective, it was Zhong Ye who read a bunch of incomprehensible words. Something, and then "boom", it was dark.

"what's this…"

Jiang Yuluo raised his head straight, his neck was about to break before he could see that it was not a cloud that towered into the sky, but a dog with dark fur and flaming eyes.

"Go up."

Zhong Ye stroked the giant hellhound's paws to smooth its fur, and dragged the shocked Jiang Yuluo and Suanbian'er onto the soft and broad back of the hellhound.

The giant hell dog is like a black hurricane, flying fast in the chaos of the wilderness. I don't know what spell Zhong Ye used. Sitting on the dog's back, Jiang Yuluo can only see the surrounding scenery retreating rapidly, but he doesn't feel shaking or even feel the sound of the wind .

"vomit--"

Garlic, who was not taken care of by Zhong Ye, could only humblely paw at the long hair of the hellhound with his dog's paw, and almost vomited out the dog's stomach in the swing.

"Your dog seems a little dizzy."

Zhong Ye grabbed back the garlic cloves that had almost been blown down by the wind after losing consciousness.

"It also gets motion sickness and seasickness, except for Gundam and me, it gets sick of everything."

"..."

Zhong Ye didn't want to continue this topic, and took out his phone to check the time, "There are still 10 minutes before the Civil Affairs Bureau gets off work, and the time is just right."

"You can't wait to get the certificate today?"

"Lest you have long nights and dreams."

"I don't know how to run. If a gentleman says a word, it's hard to catch a four-horse horse."

Jiang Yuluo snorted coldly, and started playing with the pins on Zhong Ye's coat, "I have a question."

"Ok?"

"Can I eat hot pot on your dog's back?"

"..."

"Big brother, big brother, big brother Zhong Ye, if you have something to discuss, don't throw me down... You are a domestic violence! You will go to jail!"

Gundam waited anxiously at the junction of chaos and the human world for a long time, ready to order Jiang Yuluo's one-stop funeral service, only to see a golden light, and Zhong Ye appeared in front of her angrily carrying Jiang Yuluo.

"……Eh?"

Gao Da saw that one of them seemed to be only wearing a coat, his legs were bare, the tie was ripped off, his clothes were disheveled, and his hair was messed up. He suddenly seemed to understand something, and his old face turned red.

Who would have thought that these two grown-ups, who together are over a thousand years old, had just fought each other's hair all the way.

Jiang Yuluo, who was threatened countless times by hanging his collar on the tail of a hellhound, told him unwillingly,

"Gundam, pack up, Boss Zhong is going to live in our house today."

"what why??"

Gao Da was terrified. She, a ghost hiding in the world, wants to live under the same roof as the ghost catcher Zhong Kui?

"Because we're married."

Zhong Ye said seriously.

Considering that he borrowed the identity of other human beings to temporarily live in the human world, and this human being still has a pair of parents left in the world, if he suddenly brought Jiang Yuluo back to the Hong family's mansion and said he wanted to get married, he would probably be offended by the two old people Bad, so the best choice is to live in Jiang Yuluo's home.