HP for world peace

【Vik, Nagini is in a relationship. 】The little girl said seriously, with an air of showing off, 【Warren is more handsome than Voldy! ] I pinched my fingers a little, the little girl was only six years old.

Well, if a girl likes to fall in love, just fall in love. It's normal to find a partner or something. When the estrus comes, you can't stop it. As the head of the family, we can also be accommodating.But compared to her mysterious boyfriend, what I want to know more is, [Nagini, when will you lay eggs? 】【Nagini doesn't want a baby, the baby is so annoying. ] The little girl was shy and twitched.

I was upset and upset, and I said seriously, [No, the purpose of our family has always been to do something with a purpose.Since falling in love, laying eggs should be the premise. 】【Isn't marriage a prerequisite? ] Voldy asked.

Pretending to look at him profoundly, I said, [Different species, different conditions, different for different people, different for different animals.Therefore, if Nagini wants to fall in love, he must lay eggs. 】【I don't want it~】Nagini disagreed rolling all over the floor.I guess she was shy.

【Father, are you sure you don't want to lay eggs, or stew snake soup in batches? 】Voldy went straight to Huanglong's point-and-shoot center.

[…] Nagini stopped rolling, lying on the ground and staring at me blankly.

Leaning back in the chair, I just smiled and said nothing.

Then Nagini ran away crying and crying, [I hate Vik the most! Vik is still so bad! ! ! 】This girl is still so calm, I haven't said much yet, she is still a child in her mind when she grows up, she really has a premature love or something, she has gone too far.

Voldy looked away from the door, and said helplessly, 【I'm going to take a shower. ] I don't know where he came back from, but he smells like sewers.

"Well, then I'll go back, remember to approve my homework."

As soon as I got to the door, I saw Nagini coming back again, 【Big villain Vik! 】 Shouting, Nagini wrapped her powerful waist around me and tightened it tightly,【Nagini, don’t want to give birth to little Nagini! 】I don't care if you are born or not, don't you know that you smell like sewer?

The blowing smell made me almost kick the little girl out, but fortunately, I had the strength to hold it back, 【Nagini, go take a bath with Voldy, you stink. 】Sometimes it’s not good to be too frank, just like this, Nagini’s whole body hangs on my body and rubs the smell up, and then tightens tightly,【Nagini, don’t take a bath with boys!And Nagini doesn't stink at all, Nagini is delicious! 】You are so sweet!It must have fallen into the sewer, right?The widow's bath is in vain!

[Nagini, come down. 】

【No, Vik, you bad guy, today Nagini will help Voldy teach you a lesson. ] Hearing what she said, I felt fresh.No one has said the word lesson to me for a long time.Interest came up, and I was not in a hurry to get rid of her, but listened to her continue talking.

I just listened to Nagini's miraculous words, 【I'm not who I used to be. 】Yeah, you gained a lot of weight, and you even prepared a nest of snake eggs for me. You are indeed not the same you as before.You were not so sensible back then.

[I have learned powerful black magic. 】

Well, magical snakes are normal.May I ask if you can call the wind and rain to flood the Jinshan Mountain?

【Looking into my eyes~】Following her erratic voice, she put her head in front of my eyes, so we stared wide-eyed.To be honest, Nagini's eyes are very beautiful, golden with thin lines, like some kind of mysterious ore.When the day Voldy doesn't want to keep her, I want to keep these eyes.

[As long as you look into my eyes for three seconds, you will petrify when I concentrate. 】【one. 】

【two. 】

【three. 】

I:"……"

Blinking at Nagini, I watched silently as the triangular snake's head lifted up to me, revealing the faintly glowing belly covered with fine scales.

[Why did it fail!Nagini has learned a lot!Ah ah ah ah ah!Damn, how could Nagini fail! 】 She looked up to the sky and howled.

This girl is going crazy, isn't she, she is really going crazy.Children, you have to be calm, calm down, it doesn't matter, as the saying goes, failure is the mother of success.Keep working hard, success is just around the corner.

【Try again, Nagini will do well! 】

This is a failure...

[This time I will definitely petrify you, Nagini's magic talent is great. 】……

【Vik～Don't move, look into my beautiful eyes～】

[Nagini, I don't mind if you ask me to practice magic, but can you let me find a chair to sit down? Standing will make me tired. 】【Well...】 After thinking about it, Nagini nodded in agreement, 【Okay then, Vik can sit down. 】……

I think I'm crazy to expect the IQ of a snake.This is Nagini, not the White Lady, and she will not become a peerless beauty. Voldy came out of the shower to do his homework, and Nagini was still repeating the phrase "look into my eyes".Sooner or later, I will soak these eyes in formalin.

[Nagini, I want to go back and rest. 】I said.

[Vik will play with Nagini for a while~Nagini will succeed soon! 】【You have repeated this sentence many times. 】

[Nagini will succeed!Really really believe me~]

That kind of trust in you is still a cloud, I don't want to believe you, [Nagini, you can take a bath first.The smell is really bad. 】In order to increase the credibility, I frowned seemingly unbearably, 【Voldy, did you take Nagini to the sewer today? 】【The underground secret room, the environment there is really bad.Father judged by smell? 】【The smell is so pungent.Nagini rubbed that smell all over me. 】I said earnestly, 【Pay attention to hygiene. 】I can't wait to go back to take a shower, read a book and sleep, but Nagini is pestering me to death.

[Doesn't Vik miss Nagini?Nagini misses you very much~ but Nagini is shedding her skin so she didn't go to see Vik. 】The magical snake girl has shed her skin for so long, and she doesn't need to hibernate.In fact, Nagini still has some of the attributes of the white lady. If I practice for thousands of years, I don't know what I can cultivate.

I'm still going to leave because I don't want to lose face.

[I don't care, I don't care! Vik hasn't made love to Nagini yet, can't you go~] The little girl Nagini was lying on the doorway and rolling all over the floor, and I watched silently for a long time.Girl, who taught you the word intimacy, you are a rascal. Mrs. V, she wasn't like this back then, how did you teach her to be like this?

Voldy, who worked so hard to exploit me and correct my homework, must have been arguing too much, rubbed his forehead and raised his head and said to me, "Father, you can stay tonight, Nagini really misses you very much."

Knelt down and patted Nagini's head, 【Come here, let's take a shower. 】

[Nagini doesn't take a bath with boys. 】

Girl, don't pretend to be innocent. When you were a child, you asked Voldy to bathe you every day.It's really different when you have a boyfriend.

[Nagini is despising me? ] I asked pretending to be sad.

【Um! 】Ya nodded vigorously, 【Because Voldy said that men and women can't kiss each other. 】That also needs to be of one race, I am wretched and no one will be wretched about you.Threatened and lured Nagini into the bathroom, and asked her whether she wanted to take a bath or a shower, take a bath if you want to take a bath, cold water or hot water, hot water or hot water, 70 degrees or 100 degrees ?Prefer onions or peppers to your soup?

As a result, Nagini cried and howled and was about to jump out, but a petrification curse stopped her, under her horrified gaze as if she had been robbed by thugs on the night road.I smiled like the amiable spring breeze blowing on my face. First, I turned on the essence-infused faucet on the rock wall to put orange-flavored hot water into the bath. After I finished washing Nagini, the water should be full.He moved the bottles and cans on the shelf and dragged Nagini under the hood.During this period, the mirror with non-repetitive words of praise would be chattering out of the wall, which made me have the urge to smash it.

[Sigh~ Nagini smells so smelly, so I have to wash it with a fragrant one. Do you like apple or rose?Then let’s have orange flavor, I’m also washing orange flavor today. 】Rolling up his sleeves, pouring on body soap and rubbing furiously, the petrified Nagini lay on the ground like a dead pig, his face full of pain and unable to speak.Whether she was weeping for her innocence or sentimental for her theory of incompatibility is beyond my purview.

[This is my first time helping someone take a bath.Ah, bathing a pet for the first time. 】I happily poured water on the silver-white snake, the temperature was low, and a lot of bubbles rushed out.After increasing the amount of water, Nagini felt the momentum of flooding Jinshan, and finally washed her clean.Holding the snake's head and smelling it, it was full of the sweetness of oranges.

After breaking the spell for her, help the little girl dry off the water on her body.Under the towel in my hand, the little girl became more and more wronged, and finally ran out in tears to complain to Voldy.

Taking off my clothes and taking a bath in the water, I tried my best to ignore the noise pollution in my ears.Some things can be endured without saying anything, I grabbed the towel next to the bath with black lines all over my head, made a condensed water and then made a ice ball with freezing technique, and threw it at the mirror.

The crisp sound of glass shards falling to the ground calmed my nerves.

Amitabha, goodness is goodness.The widow has done one thing for the people today to eliminate harm to public morality, and I will write it down in a small notebook when I go back.

Immediately afterwards, the bathroom door was kicked open with a bang.

Uh... I looked back, Voldy stood nervously at the door, heaved a sigh of relief when he saw me, then frowned at the debris on the ground, "What's going on?"

I didn't have the consciousness of destroying other people's property at all, and I smiled innocently, "It will be smashed if my hand slips."

Voldy didn't say much, and nodded to show that he understood, glanced at the clothes I threw on the ground and asked, "Do you want to prepare pajamas for you?"

Recalling that in the storage ring, apart from my lord god space team uniform with effects, the only clothes I changed for thousands of years were white shirts and black trousers. I praised this child for his carefulness, "Well, good."

After soaking for more than half an hour, the water was completely cold before I got up, and put on the nightgown brought by V, which fit me just right.I made a gesture of my son's height, and found that in a year or two, V will be able to surpass me.Immediately, I felt a kind of emotion that the years make people grow old, and I couldn't help but sigh, and then I thought I was full of vicissitudes and climbed onto the bed to hug Nagini and tease.Come on, Nagini, tell me what kind of breed your boyfriend is. I will be mentally prepared when I have a baby in the future. It would be best if a new breed is born from a genetic mutation.

Until Nagini was exhausted and fell asleep, it was indeed very late, and Voldy was still holding a brick book and reading it with a candle.There is no electricity in Hogwarts, and the lighting depends on candles, which will damage the eyesight of students who stay up late to read.

He greeted Voldy to sleep with his pillow in his arms, and he simply closed the book and came to lie down beside me.

"Good night, Voldy." I said softly.

"Good night."