HP for world peace

When I opened my eyes, I saw a wrinkled old face with kind eyebrows and kind eyes. I was slightly taken aback. I had been in this room 16 years ago.Did I time travel again?

"Nice to meet you, my dear child." Merlin said to me kindly, and poured me a cup of fruity tea.

After turning my mind a few times, I asked, "Why am I here?" Or was it that the task that I had completely forgotten was successfully completed without my knowing it?What kind of character is this.

"About quest rewards." Old God Merlin said while holding a teacup, "A while ago I went to visit my friends, we old friends always had too little time to get together, and we came back a bit late. I think you can Forgive me, an old man, for my temporary dereliction of duty. I am looking for you this time to reward you with the task."

"My mission is complete?" Does this mean that I am leaving this world and my family is smart, sensible, a little pissed, and always said to be a well-raised son?I haven't seen how he can leave the day he becomes the prime minister of the country!

"Congratulations, you have completed the task, although only part of it has been completed."

...Fuck you Mahler Gobi!

"Where did the task go?" I don't know where I have done it, it's really sad.

"You have completed the childhood stage of the target person, and completed the first and second stages of juvenile. According to this trend, you will be able to successfully complete all the tasks." Merlin felt as happy as if he had won 500 million.I said that those guys with a "God" tablet on their heads are a little bit crooked, and they especially like to toss people.A task is divided into childhood and youth, tell me which year this can be scheduled for.

"Will my mission be able to reach Voldy's youth stage?" Anyway, I have to wait for my son to get married and have children before leaving.

"You have changed a lot." This sentence is the old man's emotion. "If you changed to the original you, you should ask me what the reward is? Time is really the greatest thing in time. My child, do you believe in eternity?"

"...Please give me the reward. I'm not very interested in the profession of magic stick. If you have anything to say, please tell me directly and clearly."

Merlin sipped his tea, paused for a moment as if he was thinking about something, and then continued, "The eternal light of hope, the eternal heart of magic power, the eternal fire of life, and the eternal kingdom. There are not many eternal existences. I am One of them, the God of Infinity is also one of them, and we will be lonely in the long river of time."

What does an old man say about being lonely, since he is lonely, it would be nice to find an old woman to live with.

"Do you know how many years the lifespan of an elf is?"

"5000 years." I replied.

Then Merlin shook his head, "The lifespan of an elf is only 500 years. It's just that they live in an elf kingdom where time passes slowly, so wizards think that elves live long."

I have a go!If there are only 500 years, why am I still sitting here? Could it be that I have unknowingly eaten the magical things that prolong life, such as the queen mother's fairy peach golden elixir and ginseng fruit?In other words, in the Dimension of the Lord God, he did not die in a horror movie but died because of the end of his life. This is really a huge tragedy.

"Could it be the egg god?" I guessed.

"The God of Infinity didn't intervene. The reason comes from your bloodline. You should know the so-called 5000-year lifespan of the elves from the bloodline inheritance, but your inheritance method is not completed at one time. There are breaks in the middle and missing information. Generally speaking , death caused by non-external forces, the lifespan of the Black Elf King is about 4000 to 5000 years. As for why there is such a huge difference, you probably understand the danger of the Black Elf and his power."

"Because the black elf is a high-risk creature, there will only be one. When one dies, the next one will be born. And it will be born in a certain corner of the world instead of the world tree. After death, the soul will dissipate." What a villain blood.

"Since the golden age, a total of 73 black elves were born. Without exception, they are all ferocious, bloodthirsty, powerful and long-lived. The history of black elves is bloody, not only because of their brutality, but also because other races, including other elves of the same kind, are against them. They raised their arms. Whenever they met the black elves, any race would join forces to destroy them."

This is really a tragedy.Old Orange Peel, you go to storytelling, this job is very suitable for you.But why are you telling me these things, I have no interest in learning history.I listened to the old orange peel balabalabala for a long time with a slumped face, and he finally ended when I couldn't help but want to smash the cup in my hand on his forehead.

"Like a curse, the end of the Black Elves is in the Spring of Life, without exception. Due to historical issues, I have a side task for you to complete." Quan die once and get eternity."

hello!Although I don't care how long I can live, if you ask someone like me to take the initiative to die, you are joking!This joke really freezes the widow to death.I directly despised him, "Old man, life is precious, if you sacrifice yourself, I will give you a Nobel Lifetime Peace Prize for dedicating your life for world peace. Please don't be careless and die."

"It's just a formality. I promise you won't really die. You'll be able to recover soon after sleeping for a few years at most. This is a mission." Merlin said without doubt.

"I refuse." This kind of task really makes me aggrieved, I will not die if I continue, but there is no guarantee that I will do something before I die.

"If you fail the mission, you will be imprisoned in the Land of Exile for 3000 years."

Damn, you used this trick to force me again, you cow!

There was silence for a while and no one spoke. After drinking the tea, I said, "Give me the reward for my mission."

Only then did Merlin put on a benevolent smile again, "The childhood stage task rewards a soul contract, the juvenile stage one task rewards confidentiality, and the second stage confidentiality."

"I'll cut you off."

"The place of exile is held for 4000 years."

... Can the widow use the burst of rage to destroy this old orange peel humanely?

Die, die, die, old orange peel, I curse you to be single all your life, never to find a partner, be lonely, be lonely!

"It's time for you to go back, and look forward to seeing you next time, my dear child."

You don't even have a concubine with such a big child, I'm not your child, you are lonely, old orange peel!

With a wave of Merlin's skinny paws, the pattern embroidered with purple-gold silk thread on the white robe made me dizzy for a while.I couldn't stand the blackness before my eyes, and when I opened my eyes again, I was lying on Voldy's big bed covered with a black satin quilt cover.Nagini was sleeping cross-legged on the woolen blanket beside the bed, Voldy was lying sideways with one thigh across me and one arm pressed against my chest.

Actually, I was just having a nightmare, right?It's all because V is pressing on my chest, this dishonest sleeping posture caused me to have nightmares...

Sensing a scroll-like thing that suddenly appeared in my storage ring, a soul contract, I just want to say: Go to the old orange peel and die!

Son of a bitch, your father, I have just been exploited and oppressed by the landlord class and suffered an indelible blow, please comfort me.I turned carefully and hugged my son. Child V hugged me obediently, like a big baby.Sure enough, it was better when I was a child, I could hold him whole in my arms with just one lift of my arms.The little radish is very painful~ Bring him shrinking water next time.

With a fingertip stroking the sky, the glowing green numbers floated to show that the current time is three o'clock in the morning.He closed his eyes and hugged V to continue sleeping.

When he woke up again, Voldy stood up abruptly, as if he had been frightened by something.I immediately reacted and grabbed him, wondering what happened to him.In the end, he was taken aback by my sudden waking up and pulling him, and he was easily pulled back by me.

"What's wrong?" I asked him softly.Then I, a senior magician who has been sexually frigid for many years and has trained as a great magister without playing with women or men, felt a hard object on his waist.

Then I gloated, so I laughed, and then said, "I need me for you..."

"No need." The resolute refusal stunned me for a moment. Half of Voldy's body was still pressing on me, and he didn't get up, but continued to lie on his stomach and stare at my face seriously.

"You really don't need me to give you a sexual enlightenment class?" I remember that Slytherin noble parents like to send a beautiful girl or something to the child's bedroom when the child is 16 years old.The so-called sexual enlightenment courses are directly followed by practical classes. This education is really efficient.

"I don't need it."

Although he said no, but as a parent, I think I should tell him, "It's normal for boys to have morning erections when they enter puberty. According to the age of human beings, adolescent morning erections..."

Probably because my face was too gloating, he was a little annoyed, and looked down at me with a pair of red eyes, "Why didn't you?"

there is nothing?I tilted my head and instinctively wanted to ask back, but after the question turned around in my stomach, I understood what he was asking.Son, how do you want me to answer your question? It's complicated, and it matters a lot. Your father and I are cold.But this is not a good thing for men, do you want me to tell him with long hair and winking eyes: Son~ In fact, she has always been your mother~ It’s just that the inconvenient talented woman with a son and a daughter pretends to be a man~ Widow I was about to tremble.

"I forgot that you are not young anymore." This is the son who found a reasonable answer by himself.

At this time, it was time to challenge my thick skin. I smiled and asked him without changing my face, "Would you like to give you Veela as a Christmas present?"

"I won't accept such inexplicable things. And~" After prolonging his voice, he actually smiled back at me, the kind of evil smile that provoked and joked, "Father has never found a lover."

I'm not in heat, and those men and women are annoying.I was thinking, "Does Voldy want a stepmother?"

"You said you only loved my mother." His eyes suddenly became sharp, "Father, I never asked you about your life experience."

"Didn't I tell you?"

"No."

"I am a prince in the magic world. One day, I fell in love with your mother in the world and got married. I gave up the throne for true love and stayed in the world. Isn't it very touching?"

"You don't even want to tell me this?" He said to me a little hurt.

I suddenly remembered the words he once said to me: You are an out-and-out liar.

Well, I can actually refute it, and not all of them are deceptive.I reached out to touch his head and said, "About my former family, I haven't seen them for a long time, and I can't even remember their appearance. I left home when I was an adult, that is, when I met you Before my mother, I was the captain of an adventure team, and I took the team members on adventures every day. Later, after I got married and settled down, I opened a flower shop with you."

"How much is the truth?"

The widow choked.This is all true, all is true!Why don't you believe me!

Nagini, who was woken up, climbed crookedly onto the bed, [Good morning Voldy~Good morning Vik~Voldy why are you pressing down on Vik?Are you going to mate with Vik like the black-haired sister last time? ] It turns out that the work has been done, and it is really fast.I covered my lower lip and looked at Voldy, it's really good, Westerners are different from our Celestial Dynasty.Seeing that I haven't told him about sex education enlightenment yet, he has even done that crucial step.Did you wear a condom while doing it?

Under my gaze, Voldy first gave Nagini a hard look, then looked at me in embarrassment, blushed and quickly walked away, and before climbing out of bed, he said to me, "It's just for fun, I Didn't like her."

Not dedicated to girls, and playing with other people's feelings. V, have you finally taken the road of Playboy?Remember, you can't have a Malfoy girl on your lover list, or I'll wipe out your harem!

【Nagini, tell me who else is in Voldy's harem?Any Malfoy girls? ] I smiled and leaned over to ask Nagini, who was lying half on the bed.

【Voldy he...】

[Shut up Nagini! 】Voldy yelled at Nagini and shut up, and then Nagini was dragged into the bathroom by him.

Turn embarrassment into anger, boy, what's so embarrassing about letting Dad know about your romantic history, I still have to screen out my daughter-in-law.Tsk~